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I coming here today but didn't saw my frens. Where have they all be?

^{wooooooo, rubie's here today, just checking on everyone}

Hey how's everyone in here. I've really missed you all big time.
So what's been happening in the land in my absence, pls someone should fill me in, before my time runs out.

^{rubie sits waiting for any 411}

I have doing fine, thanking you.

Havie, thanks, in fact I don't even know where to go and start from sef, but I guess I'll find something soon.

How's your day hun?

Yes I was here today.





What was your question?

^{rubie walks in majestically and looks round for those she has missed greatly and those who have missed her dearly}

Oh havanah dearie wot's good, I've really missed you soooooooooooo much. How has your day been? I've been cool adding some more weight. You know there's nothing to do so I just look for a place to go everyday.

Pls, if any one has a vacant place in his of her office contact me. Any decent and befitting job, located in Lagos to be precise.

Thank you so much.
I've really missed you alllllllll.

^{rubie walks in majestically and looks round for those she has missed greatly and those who have missed her dearly}

Oh havanah dearie wot's good, I've really missed you soooooooooooo much. How has your day been? I've been cool adding some more weight. You know there's nothing to do so I just look for a place to go everyday.

Pls, if any one has a vacant place in his of her office contact me. Any decent and befitting job, located in Lagos to be precise.

Thank you so much.
I've really missed you alllllllll.

As far as you get to read what I post what diference does it make?

What's happening here?

somzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Idera, I'm cool and you?

I thought they all died.




Why must we all go to sleep?

Yes oh, I'm on this land again.

somze:
once in a while . . .
that is not enough na

Eyah, somze dearie thats the best I can do for now, since I'll now begin to pay @ cyber cafes.
You know all the while I've been coming here, it's been free.

But never mind, I'll make it up to you all. 

I'm so sorry to break your hearts like this, but I'll be coming to this land once in a while.

Wot's up all, this is just a little send forth for rubie.

So friends of rubie should come and say good bye to her as she finishes her I.T today and would no more be frequenting this land as before but once in a while.

I'm going to miss you all na wa, somze, mishoo, nella, ronnieslimz, tommyex, kayusman and those I forgot to mention their names I'll miss you all.

So feel free to come here and say wot's up.
Thanks.

I blame you for coming here today.

^{rubie rushes in panting}

Hi all, how was your night? Well me I had a  wonderful nite.
Somze wots good?
See you all later, bye.

^{rubie rushes out again to continue her work}

Eyah, I'll be going now, see you all tomorrow and have a lovely nights rest.

Ok, I will soon stopped.

So so so, where are my friends?

Diva sweetie, what does it sound like to you?

Infacting, I thinking I shoe stopped to speaks this kind of English because it is corrupted my real English.

Tommyex, no be my fault, na our system get problem. And again I go finish my industrial attachment on Wednesday, so una no go too dey see me for this land again.

Any how sha, I don miss you tire.


How mishoo and somze and nella and ronnieslimz and na wa, Me I don miss you people tire ooo.

Hey guys, check this out. Someone sent this text msg to our cleaner's sister:

Hi,
how are you, hope is fine? I expect your call yesterday, I can see your call why pls call me into my number.


I still don't want to believe this is true that someone sent it to another person. When the guy finished reading it, he gave it to me to read and asked if the English was correct. I just kept laughing.

Cool oo, wot of you havanah, how have you been? I've really missed you oo, but it's good to be back.
Though it'll not be for long.

Do I live with him?

Hello all, it's good to be back again after such a long time.

Our system was down so I couldn't come here to chat with you guys.

Hey, havanah, wot's good?

mishoo wots good

I have to go and eat.



wdyh?

Islander whats up, how you doing today.

Who are the people getting on your nerves?