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^{Rubie creeps into jay's brain, and starts tickling it.  He gets tipsy and begins to fall asleep}
Hope you are no coming back here again, or else,

Hmm, it seems you are so stubborn, I said you should go to bed. And you are saying you are waiting to see if I'll believe you.

You should know that I'll not even try to believe you.  ^{When you are not GOD.}

luvgurl:
somebody thinks that somebody is in love with anycorner.

Or better still, we all know that luvgurl is in love with anycorner.

I wish you'll have to pound yam for 1000 people before this year runs out.

Your name is Bolaji because I sense you are Yoruba.

Howdy!

Howdy!

^{*Sees it and starts typing*}

Says to Jay, why don't you go and sleep for a while and you'll receive a revelation in a dream.

I'll advise you to help when it's in your power to do so.

Is it true that when the food finish from the pot, there would be nothing left again?

Hey ennyluv, didn't mean any harm oo,

I just posted that because of what I read.
Afterall, when little Johnny's mum was rubbing herself, she said she needed a man, and it came true for her and he was the one rubbing her. So I felt little Johnny's bike too should do the same for him.

That's all. So please, be very sorry, you hear.  ^{*laughing at you  and shaking my head*}

Don't mind the poster. He asked a question and it has already being answered. He did not even come back to say if the answer is correct.

If there's any one with an idea on how to permanently block this thread, pls don't hesitate.

I'm rubie,
Reporting for Nairaland local news.


Hey, na wa, how you dey?

Yes oo, nothing dey happen.

It's Don rubie again on Nairaland, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks.

We haf enterings the internets.

Yes, in a bus. The idiot sat behind me and was pressing my arse. I thought it was his leg at first and kept moving forward on the chair. So when it didn't stop, I decided to look @ how long that leg was. Lo and behold, it was his hand (he was even carried away). I insulted him and he had the guts to ask me if I was even up to his girlfriend.

Whenever I remember it I feel like I should see this guy and tear his face apart. I hate to feel the slightest touch in the bus.

Have you ever mistaken some one else for your friend?

Didn't you see jayvin01's own lasted for2hours, so I want to beat that record. ^{*that's if you don't interupt*}

When does this ones happeneds oo, that I don't not even knew?

Yes and even failed the exam.


Have you ever been sexually harassed publicly?

That woman must be a machine.

I can't stop laughing.

Change your mind into wetin now?

That pastor is not worth the position of a leader because I'm sure he has been spending the church money.

Who are the Mrs Ralvy that are come?

Na so you dey vex quick, quick?

So who come be the better person, for here, ehn?

I'll be 2years old out of love on the 15th, not because they are noy coming but because I found out that he was a pervert and I needed to concentrate on my studies.


What of you?

Are you jealous, or do you want us to miss you too.

Oya, sorry ehn, I miss u. *see your head*

Who allowed you escape, ehn?    

See this boy oo, he escaped from the pen without notice. Chei.    

Who allowed you escape, ehn?

See this boy oo, he escaped from the pen without notice. Chei.

Lodcoat has answered his question, so he has to keep his bugs to himself.

Sorry tollu, I think you deserve a better gift than bugs.

@ shaunscot That are why I have said that your are a plates washing.

I wish you'd be sent to Baghdad to join the other peace keepers.