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Nfpmod, pls take my thread to the promise land.
Seun, I'll like to bribe you with this juicy mini-melon from my garden

This is the first fruit from the farm, when I came back from my travel, the first thing I did was taking knife, go straight to the garden, got hold of the first fruit and lo the juiciness 😎😎

I can now declare the bucket farming project is successful

Hello people, how Una dey?

I'm back again to finally close this bucket farming project journal that I started a long time ago but abandoned when I turned into Ajala the Traveller. 😄
This time, I no bring grammar or stories. I came with results.
Guys, I've finally eaten the fruit of my labour. 😜
The melons came out sweet like sugar, no exaggeration. The only issue is that they're mini melons. 😂
My guess is that it's because the seeds were recycled. From what I understand, these should be F2 generation seeds, while the person who first grew them enjoyed the full F1 hybrid potential.
That said, I'm still happy with the outcome. From seed to harvest, it was an interesting experience, and at least I can now say the bucket farming experiment was a success.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EImunEMEe0

Did you ever see it try this cooling technique before?

In hot, rural regions of Africa, especially Northern Nigeria, people have developed a simple yet highly effective method to cool soft drinks without electricity. Known as the mud or earth cooling technique, this traditional practice involves burying glass or plastic bottles in moist soil to keep them refreshingly cold.

The technique works through two natural principles: the stable, cooler temperature of underground soil and evaporative cooling. Moist earth absorbs heat from the bottles while gradual evaporation lowers the surrounding temperature. Glass bottles are preferred as they conduct heat efficiently, allowing the cooling effect to work rapidly.

The procedure is straightforward. People select a shady spot under a tree, prepare a shallow mound or pit of slightly damp soil, and arrange dozens or even hundreds of soft drink bottles upright, pressing them firmly into the ground until only the necks are visible. A light covering of wet cloth or extra soil may be added for better insulation. Within 30 minutes to two hours, the drinks reach a pleasantly chilled temperature.

This method offers significant advantages in areas with unreliable power supply. It is completely free, requires no equipment, and can handle large quantities of drinks at once, making it ideal for roadside sellers, parties, and village gatherings. Beyond its practicality, the technique reflects deep indigenous knowledge and environmental harmony.
Though modern refrigeration is spreading, the African mud cooling method remains popular where electricity is scarce. It stands as a powerful example of human ingenuity, proving that effective solutions can be simple, sustainable, and rooted in nature.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieUCDH30mQY

I'm sorry to say this but I find plus size women irritating I can't friend or date one.

Deal with certify battery assemblers to avoid stories that touches. You can imagine what will have happened if the person wasn't home when it malfunction!
Better be safe than sorry.

tanigororo:
See headlines, I remember some years back that Samsung phones were exploding. Nobody shouted don't buy Koreans phone, it's the BMS that caused that explosion

Package it in controlled cone shaped vertical cylinder... and boom ICBM inbound 🤣🤣

It's the Naivety of the person recording the video that got me laughing, battery dey cook and you dey but eyes dey look inside! To see Wetin dey make d sound abi what?😂

JealousCobra:
It was not funny but I really laughed out loud, and funny enough my eyes is on one to buy.

Now I knew the secret of Russia, Iran and China on those rockets.

Now I believe this saying "Cheap things aren't really cheap"
With this amount of fire, it's a sure recipe for house fire.

Locally assembled lithium battery bank short-circuit, a catastrophic inferno will have occurred if not for the timely intervention of the house owner. Im not in anyway discouraging people from patronising locally assembled lithium battery power banks, but let's exercise cautious when buying, do not buy from non professional battery assembler all in the name of cheap, because not every cheap things are really cheap. Thank God for her timely intervention or else catastrophic loss from house fire will have occurred.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2PJIlUQFA

Some people will get a bit of their own share of the national cake😁

Nigerians Set To Enjoy As President Tinubu Begins Cash Empowerment Programme Ahead Of the 2027 general election.
In the video, men can seen sorting PBAT branded envelopes with the alleged money inside, using paper list with the name of the beneficiaries on it.

Take a look. 👇


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4yPkHjlxA?si=tRsmyXsewIRGC2xp

SlavaUkraini:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/11/2027-why-opposition-parties-should-rethink-zoning-presidency-to-south-atiku/

Then let PBAT continue his second tenure in peace.
Self centered MF

itzzkhaliii:
Apologies for that why then will you tag Jigawa if you are not even sure of the place it happen?

Apologies accepted. Actually I ve just use the state name on the trucks number plate.

He said "we are not in hurry..."
Na slow and steady mode Una dey we all knows.
Boko haram savages and ISWAP are on steady killing spree in the southern Borno, steamrolling Christian communities one after the other, screaming the favourite their terror chant[b]Allah akbar[/b] yet sultan say "we shouldn't tag them Muslim terrorists!
In all of the attacks I've seen or heard, non of the mosque in the attacked communities has ever been destroyed or descreted. So Sultan of terrorist they are MUSLIM TERRORIST!

Dshocker:
My first account on Nairaland was in 2007, then 80% of users had people using their original DP, so many beautiful girls were found in it, but today, most of them have left, due to the toxic nature of all these little guys here, always insulting and shaming women.

Well I be newbie for NL, but I myself can spot differences.

Yeah! Askira/Uba Battalion council, 46th Borno company.

Pootle:
no vex baba, old brigadier never die

Guy, I be veteran for Boys brigade o, Drills na water.

Pootle:
if e reach your turn synchronize well

All these craps are going for the Red Chamber, and we Nigerians expect anything to better in this country?
Lord save Nigeria
1.Governor Abdulrazaq wants to go to Senate.

2.Governor Uzodinma wants to return to Senate.

3.Governor Buni wants to go to Senate.

4.Governor Abiodun wants to go to Senate.

5.Governor Sule wants to go to Senate.

6.Governor Fintiri wants to go to Senate.

7.Former governor Wamakko wants to return to Senate.

8.Former governor Goje wants to return to Senate.

9.Governor Mohammed wants to return to Senate.

10.Governor Yahaya wants to go to Senate.

11.Former governor Amosun wants to return to Senate.

12.Former governor Yahaya Bello wants to go to Senate.

13.Former governor Okowa wants to return to Senate.

14.Former governor Daniel wants to return to Senate.

15.Former governor Abu Lolo wants to return to Senate.

16.Former governor Dankwambo wants to return to Senate.

17.Former governor Kalu wants to return to Senate.

18.Former governor Tambuwal wants to return to Senate.

19.Former governor Ortom wants to go to Senate.

20.Former governor Aliero wants to return to Senate.

21.Former governor Yari wants to return to Senate.

22.Former governor Lalong wants to return to Senate.

23.Former governor Nyame wants to go to Senate.

Is this cruise or he really can't sync his hands and leg's while marching?

This hilarious moment from National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) camp shows one corps member that cant sync his hands and legs during orientation parade exercise and it’s impossible not to laugh. Turning a serious NYSC parade into pure comedy. You have to watch closely to see what went wrong 😭
Have you ever seen something like this in NYSC camp?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrTOPux57PI?si=5pzcHmIsRMqP8MNw

Sorry I no know say na Oga Seun I dey follow talk. Sorry sir! Oga omonile, I be new here 😂

Dshocker:
When you join nairaland?

Oga, Nairaland get many sections Entertainment, jokes etc na one of them, abi you never know?

Dshocker:
Nairaland has lost its glory days, when each front page post use to have or get minimum of 15 pages, with intellect comments...

But today, nairaland barely gets 5 pages on front page post... just look at the type of post that made it to front page 😭😭😭

I don't like calling people names, but I no see where dem writes the states name "Kano" for sky, abi na only you dey see?

itzzkhaliii:
Op as you yeye rich you still tag jigawa can't you see this is Kano?

Hilarious moments captured by a driver: a man was seen comfortably laying inside a mini truck on his back with his legs Up in the air, busy operating his phone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jHd7GcSmyw?si=1AYJ08DXJAJMZALM

😂 with the way I'm seeing RMK snatching, grabbing the membership card and cap, are we sure RMK won't runaway with it?
Asin so called BATs politics style: Grabbed Snatched Runaway with it😂

emapeteum:
Your reason sounds illogical and childish

Hahaha is that what you think? To be honest with you, all my friends are like family to me, so any of them feeling a thing to my sister is o t I l o!

gagzee:
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Real talk G, real talk!

😎

ogolemati:
you need this every second till the end of this year

Why? Because my opinion is contrary to yours?

It has nothing to do with shielding my sis or anything, cause I don't deal with bad guys or playa. It's just against my principle of friendship. You can't be my friend and brother in-law at the same time. Gotta choose one.

Slim, skinny, petite or nothing