₦airaland Forum

Mamacita007: Muscles scare me

kundi90: Na english you come check for nairaland? Why not go to forums like na-me-know-english-pass? Free the guy joor! So far you understand the message he is passing across, then no lele. Communication is the act of "exchanging of information", and we are on nairaland to exchange of information.

Yahoo1: Simple....buy her sneakers...and tell her that if she can catch you in a race,you will be hers forever,do dis for a month...she go lose weight. trust me ...it works.

Tolzeal: here I come again with my interesting write-up.I have been overheard this here and there before but I didn't paid special attention to it until I experienced it myself last night.It all started last night when I invited the babe I met on the street a few weeks ago to my apartment to spent a night with me and she accepted my invitation with glee, on gotten to myside last night I satisfy her with all I have in terms of providing her a food, accommodation and a befitted tenement.But things fall apart! Immediately we both finished the rough-touch_ur_toe job I asked her to dress up and she did as I moved my leg forward to seen her off she draw me back and said won't I gave her something to cleaned her untidy body and I replied hurriedly like premier cool soap and she quickly hissed @ me and when asked what brought all that nonsenseto her, she reply @ least I must left here with a whopping of 3000 naira and my mouth kept open as if am listen to O.A.P after dragging the matter here and there I told her that we both enjoyed ourself and she said yes but all she need now ismoney since I had no alternative I engaged her in bargained and finally reduced to 2000 naira I felt sorry for myself after paid the aforemention sum, for paid for what I did not knew it will involve money.*My question now is that is it compulsory for a man to pay a sum to his lover after s*x? Because I can see clearly now that some of our babe are now engage themself in this barbaric act*





this is from someone I saw on a page

obadiah777: 2 timothy 4 vs 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

obadiah777: amos 3 vs 7 Surely the Lord God will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.

colosians 1 vs 26 Even the mystery which hath been hid from ages and from generations, but now is made manifest to his saints:

to you the mysteries in the bible is a secret, to me it is not. all thanks to Yahawah

rudedough: How do you read your own bible my friend? Everybody is a different country in the bible. Na wa oo

obadiah777: well its scriptural lingo. jacob is not one man but he is represented as a man. esau is not one man but he is represented as such.

rudedough: * * Faints * *

I've said this many times, leave that book called the bible and embrace Scientific books.

If Moses should come back to earth and sees an iPhone, he'd be amazed at the wonders of Science.

obadiah777: eve is the female adam. and the whole rib thing is symbolism. scriptures is allegorical, symbolic and metaphoric.

Swiftlee: If citizinship is a property, many Nigerians would have sold thiers!

Konjour: Just as we've got people that are more beautiful/handsome than those who partake in Beauty contests, so do we have folks who are much, much worse than the winner of this.....Ugliness....contest? But those ones won't really come out to contest cuz of the stigma, low confidence levels, inferiority complex and all. Anyone partaking in this kinda stuff has gotta have a huge dose of self confidence. Its not an easy one to pull off....and he also has a wife. Aigoo!