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Magdolly52:
I no fit laugh

How? not funny o

Besides what about the issue of consent? Make oyinbo people no con go say person force the dog

dreamwords:

Buy a female dog, not local dog oo,
These dogs know how to Bleep well ,
Their kity will swallow up ur diik,
Thank me later

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, GOD GO BLESS YOU. WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS ALL ALONG? BUT ONE PROBLEM DEY, PRIK DE ALWAYS HANG INSIDE DOG PUCY AFTER S.EX, IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN 2 DOGS AT IT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, IF MY TIN KON GO HANG INSIDE, E GO BE PUBLIC SHAME O. I CANT GO TRU WITH IT FOR THIS REASON.

HOW I DE SURE SAY THE DOG NO GO BITE ME

spreado:
Since u can fvck goat, go ahead... Nd u say u'r crious abt it. Ow u 1 tke gt pucy if ve goat as a substitute

I don't av goat as a substitute, it is only a figure of speech to show how serious I am about the matter

Fourwinds:
hmmmmm.... U have a good point.... Dis ur DP nawa ooo

What is wrong with the dp

Bumbae1:
Lol wahlahi mushin ni mo wa
Forget dat heater i got it from some aba boyz

lol @ mushin ni mo wa. Baby I will cross the seven seas for you, come mushin con take am go back lol

Amarabae:
okay. I have seen it.

Amara, are you a medical student or something?


SO LADIES BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT MARRIED MAN CHASING YOU ASSZ ALL OVER LAGOS.....

Bumbae1:
Well isn't that what it was meant for reproduction

Baby it is beyond reproduction, it also calm nerves and relaxes you generally. People who have a healthy sex life live longer than those who carry Konji around. I know what I am going through right now.

Amarabae:
how many married guys have you heard dying during sex with their wife? When couples are having sex, they are relaxed, relaxation helps the heart and reduce the risk of hypertension.

Wow come to think about it, you are very right there o. I have never heard of a man dying on top of his wife, it is always one girl friend or another, in hotel rooms.

Read; native doctor who buys used condoms from prostitute dies during sex romp with customer

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/native-doctor-buys-used-condoms-prostitute-dies-sex-romp/

Bumbae1:
Lol u don reach Mushin before
Na mushin be dat .. where u dey ?

I de one UK village, that heater by your side no be Mushin naw, I can honestly predict where u are from that environment
Baby don't be stingy. I don pm you sha

ifex370:
Madam.. How u take know

she no person wey no person wey don experience am

Amarabae:
When cheating, many men rush the sex.
Sex should be balanced and steady and not to be rushed.

When cheating? Its not only cheaters that are dying naw, although most of them are always married me sha but there are a few cases of young guys kicking the bucket

Bumbae1:
No stamina ...
Women are built for work like that but men ...... well .... the news speaks for it self

babe which country are you at the moment

stacyadams:
some men dont do physical exercise,,them go carry one small girl go fork...now the girl go dey shout ..oh babby ,harder,faster,give it to me,,,,,the man trying to impress will fork so tey e loose breathe

honestly I don't know if its just because of exercise o. If u read papers, these news are always all over the place

This year alone I have read newspaper report about more than 10 men dying while making love in Nigeria. WHY ARE SO MANY NIGERIAN MEN DYING ON TOP OF WOMEN, THIS IS BECOMING A NORM. Any doc in the house?



The police in Lagos State have recovered the body of a banker, identified only as Ken, who reportedly died on top of a woman during marathon sex at a popular hotel located at NNPC junction in Ejigbo area of the state. Ken, who worked with one of the new generation banks in the state (name withheld), reportedly died while having sex with his married lover, one Ebere Nwachukwu.
According to the report, his wife believed him while unknowingly the husband had checked in with his lover, Nwachukwu at the hotel for a night of illicit sexual spree
http://dailypost.ng/2017/03/22/married-banker-dies-marathon-sex-woman-lagos

Rector slumps, dies during sex romp with teenager
Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/rector-slumps-dies-sex-romp-teenager/



Man Dies During Sex In Lagos Hotel
Read more: https://www.naij.com/665063-unfortunate-man-dropped-dead-sexual-romp-lagos.html

Man Dies After Sex In Edo Hotel
http://icirnigeria.org/man-dies-after-sex-in-edo-hotel/

Goroz:
Lemme just say this, rape is another word for "sexual surprise "

stupid point

IamJix:
You dey UK shey??
go London knack before you go back to where you belong na

But I no get babe there and I no want ashawo so I am in a fix lol..........see as guys de discuss pucy matta like say na money

IamJix:

Guy you mumu oo
how you go fork goat.

this is not a joke o brothers, I am dead serious. Although goats no de here

Pamelayoung:
Maybe you should consider getting married if that be the case your parents coyld help you fondca decent girl from here

Aaaah this seems to be a good idea but arrangee wife is not too advisable these days, marriage is not only about se.x na. Honestly I now agree that Kongi is a bastard

biz2get:
Get some Cash $$ and the Pucy WIL follow

The pucies are not even available. Cash or no cash, just very few chiks to multiple guyz, u know nija babes now... formings wan kill them lol

Anyway God pass them

Na lie, I no beliv

Help ooooo.........guys n galz

johnbuck81:
u fit fork goat? u Don Bleep up already..u be coward.

How?

Donmoris212:
go meet ashawo na no country wey ashawo no dey na

.

As a matter of principle I don't do ashawo

Bumbae1:
No chill
Op which country u dey

.

Baby I de the very end of UK where life no dey.... na small town away from the hussle and bussle of major cities.... help me o

SNOWCREAM:
The only tip I have for you is to get a life and stop creating stupid stupid threads on NL

Sorry I no say e pain you since na pictures you con look



ABEG MAKE ONA HELP ME OOO

banjicom:
go and find a runsguy like you who will offer you his anus. since u are so desperate

hole is hole

it is better than raping a goat my friend

Which kin advice com be this one naw? U be gay? abeg no substitute for pucy o but good luck with your gay anal se.xx sha

help a broad with ur tips o

I have never believed that S.EX is an essential part of a man's life until I left Nija....Initially I was helping my self with oyinbo babes but after a few months I lost interest as their body is just soft and pucy no really make sense. I started running after the few blk babes here but omo these girls them no wan gree as competion too much so them dey feel ontop of the world. Now I haven't had any pucy in about 18 months and its really getting into me..... I DE READ but I no de understand, nothing just de work right now and e be like say I don de MAD...I am really getting scared as I JUST DE OBSERVED SAY THIS KONJI DE REALLY PUSH ME TO DO SOMETIN CRAZY...... HONESTLY I FIT FVK FEMALE GOAT RIGHT NOW....this is not a joke o, guys how do one get ova this? I don use vaslin tiya all my prik don peel....lol. Honestly I NEED HELP ESPECIALLY COS my school work is suffering.

What do I do?