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toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos

toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos