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Jojo Armani: Oct, it was de last time arsenal lift a trophy.

ehya very sorry

dopeJemi: Unfortunately, I don't av a Lover

smh# y u dey lie nah?

dopeJemi: Click on mah name

Go tru all mah topics

U'll c it


Since its ur first tym, no probz

if u have posted it before what mah concern over it?



People are jst seeing it again

nd i dont know if anybody have posted it before

realsammie: i'm just seeing it 4 d first time and i luv it

thanks!

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Nothing my eyes no go see oooooooooooo!



Pls who are u?



And what is Ryda?































Gay albino![/quote]same question goes 2 u...



Who are u and what is moguLo?




MOGULO-an idgit with no worthwhile thinking.




U can simpLy say MUGULO

Oahray: Its the cook. She was making BREAKFAST in the AFTERNOON.

MmmmMh...

abrajproperties: July

oya telL us nOw.

LOOK AT THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN AND DO AS IT SAYS.
• JAN - describe yourself in three words
• FEB - which part of your body do you treasure most
• MARCH - tell us one thing you would like to change about yourself
• APRIL – what is your deepest secret
• MAY - be sincere, who would you like to date on this page
• JUNE – who did you last kiss
• JULY - what is you saddest moment in life.
• AUG - give a big hug to a person next to you. And comment the person's sex
• SEPT - rate this page out of ten
• OCT – when did you last have sex
• NOV - make a promise to your lover
• DEC - tell us your lover's name.

Answers must have prOof.
A rich and handsome man named Carlos Carter was murdered on a Sunday afternoon. At the time of the murder there was: the maid, the cook, the butler, the gardener and the wife.
Maid: I was fixing the table.
Cook: I was cooking breakfast.
Butler: I was polishing the silverware and the dishes.
Gardener: I was planting tomato seeds.
Wife: I was reading a book.
Who did it?

Mugulo or wateva ur name is...are stuþid or u are tryna ße? Ansa me o

What is your source of information?

Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their Problem which must be kept away from other People.
The First pastor said, My Problem is Money, I do Steal from the Church Offering pls brethren pray for me.

The Second Pastor said my Problem is women, whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, Infact i've slept with most of my female church members, Pls pray for Me.

Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his own Problem, he started crying, it took his Friends some effort to calm him, after that he was asked to continue and he said still crying that my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place, everybody will hear what you two just told me

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HMMMMM NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST....
There were 3 men livin 2geda in London.An Afro-American,a west Indian & a Nigerian.They were all starving becos dey dont hav money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided 2come up wit a plan.The Afro-American went in first.
He got seated & ordered a three course meal wit white wine.When he had finished the meal,the waiter came by wit the bill.
The Afro-american shouted to d waiter"LISTEN MY MAN,I ALREADY PAID YOU!!" The waiter was very confused because he couldnt remembr being paid.But because he did nt want to cause any trouble.....he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later,the west Indian walked intodesame restaurant & ordered a five course meal wit red wine.When he finished eating,the waiter came by to collect the money for the food.
The west indian shouted "HEY,HEY,Look at my crosses.BUT HAVE PAID YOU ALREADY!".This time the manager came & had to calm down the west Indian,becos he dont want anythng to upset his custormers.He let tha guy go scot free.
Ten minutes later,the Nigerian guy walked in.And u know how nigerians behave now.He sat down,lit up a cigarette,& ordered the most expensive meal on the menu,plus two bottles of Guinness.After he had finished,the waiter came to collect the money for the meal,but b4 the Nigerian guy could say anything,the waiter spoke to him.
"Sir... I hav been having all sorts of problems all day & i cant understand it.Two other people like u came in earlier & ate,& they say that they paid me but i can't remember getting any money from them.So..."B4 he could finish complaining,the Nigerian guy interrupted,rat her emphatically,
"OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOO.BUT DAT ONE NA YOUR OWN PROBLEM.I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVEME MY CHANGE!!

Come u Ðaft o...as u mumu u typed what u cant read #smh

Is this lagbajas pix? OÐe nah u mumu þass.

U stuþid gan

Chia! ßrownish teeth

Make ÐeviL þunish U..d goat really wasted my time

Goat u get senz?

Hmmmm...thunda don fire Ð idiot already

Mehn sMh...Ðiz guy get Lamßa

Hhmmmm...insanity in 3G

I dnt recal featurin u in my þost Ðweeb

I reserve my comments

C & P over and over

Mtcheeeeeew!!

Kudos to the madman who posted Ð thread [color=#990000][/color]

Chilling with my ace of spade..relaxing in my hummer limo reading their trash.