siant:
But what is the meaning of walking stick these army chiefs always carry as if it is part of military dress? How did it become their tradition?

I believe they must be copying the style of Aguiyi Ironsi who was an igbo man.

It's not about copying anybody.
swagger stick is a symbol of office used by the military.
You wouldn't know it also serves as a sit until you see for yourself

Gone are the days we had intentions of joining the military
Nigerian Navy Basic Training School (NNBTS) 2012.
Nigerian army 69 regular intake 2013.

It was that year I knew that you needed to know someone to get a ticket to hell.

By the time BATMAN is finally elected, we finish Nigeria finally!

Kimiso:
i have a handjob,....and about that free food i can't stop collecting the food,.i don't want it to look like am too proud to eat her food

I know you won't listen

Her mum gives me food mostly all the time
Stop eating free food

I thinks her mum wants me to date her
Stop thinking

I don't want to feel as an ingrate soul because her mother mostly everyday she gives me food
There's a lot going on in your head. Stop collecting free food and go look for a job.

Modified
There's this my neighbour during my undergraduate days who used to offer me free food. As man wey sabi say free food dey breed disrespect.
Sometimes she'll knock on my door protector, with food in her hands. I'll just pretend that I'm asleep.
Whenever I go out to stock my house, I also buy things for her.

Not untill the day her youngest sister starts to rap like a parrot that her eldest sister feeds me. Jesu!

NOTE: I hardly eat people's food

Bobrisky!

How did it get to India

The annual cost for 109 Senators and 360 House of Representatives members is about N69 billion a year. According to a 2019 The PUNCH

Bunch of wereys who only cared about their wellbeing and their pocket.
Trust polithiefcians at your own peril

Salt water kor sea water ni.

I know people who used salt water as after sex pill and they still got pregnant

Some people naturally lacks knowledge and understanding.

Long live Ovie Richard Ogbon!

Dear women, whenever you go visiting your man and he gives you clothe to change into.

Kindly return the clothe before leaving so that others can also have something to change into whenever they visit.

When couples are confronted with difficulties, it is best they settled amongst themselves.

The Internet can give you advice on how to run your family affairs, but they'll never or can never run your family affair.
Remember you'll always live with the consequences.

Association of future females on Nairaland

Let's have your contribution please.

Wow! Just wow!!
25k

LordviccoDaGuru:
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Blood of BAT!


If the government don't frustrate you, the police will.
If you escape the police some envious neighbours back home don't want to see a smile on your face.

Billions!

Wow!
Guess citizens from neighbouring Chad, Cameroon and Ghana were also in attendance.

You can't speak for everybody bro.

robinso01:


His children are making his manhood to live on.

And his grandchildren will continue from where his children stopped.
Hopefully!

As you dey chop dey also give, that's how it should be.
Pastor Jerry well done ọ!

Controversial artist indeed!

Nigerian polithiefcians and flyovers.
I think once you build a flyover your name will be written in the book of politricks

Do you know why every child is given a name?

So that when they commits, you can easily identify them. Ikpeazụ your name is also making you think backward sir.

Mumu man inside mumu skit

Bros how sure are you that you would be given birth to abroad.
The angel that mapped your place of landing already fixed you for Nigeria.

"I knew because in politics you must learn to engage in wasteful spending and you must learn to buy all kinds of lies, that is all part of politics."
No wonder the people backing BATman refused to tell him the truth.

"We shared N140million on the eve of the election and I knew it was a wasted money, but I shared it because if didn’t share it, they will say if I had not given them the money, they would have won"
To whom it may concern, polithiefcians don't have your interest at heart. Know this and know peace.

When Jesus Christ said it is finished on the cross of calvary, He was actually referring to Nigeria.

I don't have strength to say anything for now.