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The E_diots of Osunbade and BATMAN are launching campaigns online.

Few months into the campaign, a fight ensued between supporters of both Osunbade and BATMAN on the sharing formula of the campaign funds.

What are the steps one can take to enlighten the E_diots that those 70 years old men don't have their interest at heart.

I'll be cashing out on snake threads.

If he was capable in the first place, that NEPA bill holder wouldn't have been a problem by now.

That's why I'm doing everything within my reach to change the narrative.
"if you can't beat them, join them"

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!

"When we get to the bridge, we will cross it."

When APCthieves had already mapped the crossing of the bridge and destroyed it for others no to cross.

Oh! I forgot today's APC was yesterday's PDP, they're all the same.

Wahala dey like MTN, its every you go.

Seems her ward has given her street OT.

God help us.

See how this paedophile is using poverty as tool to prey on innocent children.

This also goes out to some parents whose child feel more comfortable with strangers.

If you deprive them attention they'll definitely look else where.

If this had happened in an advance country, I would have concurred.
Not in Nigeria! Never!

Prodigal sons of PERDITION.

SARS is still as active as Buhari E_diots, just that they no longer put on the identity SARS.



See jaw dropping down here.
Not that efulefu up there

Why hurriedly jump into conclusion when you can continue with the investigation you already started.

You've showed her your weak side already, it's your cross carry it!.

Coming...

Just like one wedding in Ibadan where they served guests crocodile.


Lalasticlala no too get cravings for meat like this one.

DispatcherLagos:
Upper cut from the tribe of the frog eye who doubles as the brown teeth.

You don't have to be stup!d with your comments all the time.
But you can try to be stup!d some of the time.

Some Nigerian girls are also faster than the birds.
They move like the speed of light once they hear money

You tried!

Have you tried giving him punk?
It will also help brush up your barbing skills

What some women are giving men in marriages.

Stay back after CDS let them use CD to rofo rofo you down there.

Everyone has a story to tell. Even me

When I finally attain that height which I wanted, una go hear from me!

Pot don see kettle finish that's why

His official car will be from Inoson, that's commendable
I trust he's selina tested also

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This boy should be around 24 na

Wetin concern us
That's their family's personal problem

siant:
But what is the meaning of walking stick these army chiefs always carry as if it is part of military dress? How did it become their tradition?

I believe they must be copying the style of Aguiyi Ironsi who was an igbo man.

It's not about copying anybody.
swagger stick is a symbol of office used by the military.
You wouldn't know it also serves as a sit until you see for yourself

Gone are the days we had intentions of joining the military
Nigerian Navy Basic Training School (NNBTS) 2012.
Nigerian army 69 regular intake 2013.

It was that year I knew that you needed to know someone to get a ticket to hell.

By the time BATMAN is finally elected, we finish Nigeria finally!

Kimiso:
i have a handjob,....and about that free food i can't stop collecting the food,.i don't want it to look like am too proud to eat her food

I know you won't listen

Her mum gives me food mostly all the time
Stop eating free food

I thinks her mum wants me to date her
Stop thinking

I don't want to feel as an ingrate soul because her mother mostly everyday she gives me food
There's a lot going on in your head. Stop collecting free food and go look for a job.

Modified
There's this my neighbour during my undergraduate days who used to offer me free food. As man wey sabi say free food dey breed disrespect.
Sometimes she'll knock on my door protector, with food in her hands. I'll just pretend that I'm asleep.
Whenever I go out to stock my house, I also buy things for her.

Not untill the day her youngest sister starts to rap like a parrot that her eldest sister feeds me. Jesu!

NOTE: I hardly eat people's food

Bobrisky!

How did it get to India

The annual cost for 109 Senators and 360 House of Representatives members is about N69 billion a year. According to a 2019 The PUNCH

Bunch of wereys who only cared about their wellbeing and their pocket.
Trust polithiefcians at your own peril