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 Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by Ryda(op): 12:29pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
PRINCEHPXP: This Is D Best ExaminationanimaL ßoy!! Nah weed u smOke or sKunk? When did this thread turn into an aÐvert þage?? Ansa me nOw o! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by Ryda(op): 6:58am On Nov 02, 2012 |
ademiller: wat is rong wit dis one?Ð idi-ot iz asking!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by Ryda(op): 6:57am On Nov 02, 2012 |
ademiller: wat is rong wit dis one?Ð idiot iz asking!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:04pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: u knw want to know what my problem is?[/color]u knw want to know what my problem is? I rate u for that u are taLkin about immaturity...is it not d same immature balLz that rOadside Ðrunkard used on Ð streetwaLker u call mother? u knw who the rOadside Ðrunkard is aLready! Nd if u wana induLge parents in tHis....am highLy avaiLabe -ßASTARÐ TROLL- |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 10:53pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
iyatrustee: me!yes!! Who iz aSking? |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire.. . . . by Ryda(m): 10:48pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Tyche: So what happpens to the thousands of families whose bread winners were killed by these shameless pigs?LIVELIHOOD pLs 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 8:01pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Ashawo-son!!!yes we alL knw tHat aLready ur mama nah Out.Ðated -ASHAWO whatz Ð big ÐeaL? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 7:54pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: he should go look for whosoever infected him with e- madness!hmmmmm anotHer stuþiid idi.ot...i wouLd be gLad if u can teL me what ur þrOblem is. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 7:49pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: seriously the guy just need someone to talk to. Unfortunately, he is an antelopeu stuþiiid cum guzzling squirreL...wHo asked fOr ur Ðumb fUckin oþinion? OKþoNu!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 7:47pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: smh . . . . . . .see my hipsÐ hiþs thin pass neþa þolL #mtcheeeeeeeew |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 7:45pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: ryda . . . . like seriouslyno ßaby!! Am jst trying to be frieNdLy. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 2:21pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: smhyes...shake that ur ßig fat head very welL!! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Form Is Out!! by Ryda(op): 2:17pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Tobbylobar: can anybody let us know how much we r going to pay to the bank for d completion of d form...just #500 naira OnLy visit any sterLing bank....Ðiamond or Gtb bank near u. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 2:14pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: walk on you? Are u a staircase?yes she is!! Infact she ße raIlLines. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 2:12pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: I love skydeep;she is like a sister to me and exposing my succulent body and my shimmering skin to her husband wouldn't speak well of memmmmmmH sUcculent ke? That ßody wey rOugh pass limestOne. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 2:11pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Well if Skydeep's read body could raise his blokous, and yours could not, it leaves room for some thoughts[/quote]*gßam true taLk. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 2:09pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: Not at all. I was refering to RydaidiOoOtic stupiiid pathetiiiic animaL leaving a wayward life reapeat that name again!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 2:01pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: Does this answer makes sense?gOogLe will be so prOud given u d answer... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 1:57pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: Who is this idio.t?it is a sentence in English language WHO IS THIS IDIOT  the animal included question mark wich shows how stup.id he is. Dont worry i knw being stup.id is not easy nd the burden is three much 4 u. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 1:51pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: bush pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!uNdisputed maÐman!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Homorous Dialogue......i Think They Are Funny...................... by Ryda(m): 11:57am On Nov 01, 2012 |
Nah dis kind pOst nairaLand mOds suppose sey hide |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Very Funny Naija No Dey Carry Last by Ryda(op): 11:54am On Nov 01, 2012 |
larride:*yawns |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:50am On Nov 01, 2012 |
annawhite: looks pitifully at his lifeless blokossþrays Ð left balL with insecticide |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 11:37am On Nov 01, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: WHERE from this pregnant girl??WHERE from this pregnant girl?? Recap pLz i cant decOde.. cHoi persOn mumu Oo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Ryda(op): 11:32am On Nov 01, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Fank u 4 reminding usif u like c am hundred tymz that is ur Own personal probLem!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Ryda(op): 11:30am On Nov 01, 2012 |
brokoto: you just copy this thing as is. you couldn't even change the currency to naira. Akpors de use dollars?hahahahaha e cOmpulsory say my Akpos go use naira? OÐE |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:18am On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: Your fadaoh gosh!! I dont wana do this...stOp pulling my arms |
| Jokes Etc › Akpos And His Funny Proverbs by Ryda(op): 11:16am On Nov 01, 2012 |
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave Akpos the first half of the proverb, and asked him to come up with the rest. Here is what Akpos came up with: People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader. Strike while the . . . bug is close. It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of . . . termites. You can lead a horse to water but . . . how? Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty. No news is . . . impossible. A miss is as good as a . . . Mr. You can't teach an old dog . . . math. If you lie down with dogs, you. . . will stink in the morning. Love all, trust . . . me. The pen is mightier than . . . the pigs. An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax. Where there is smoke, there is. . . pollution. Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents. A penny saved is . . . not much. Two is company, three is . . . The Musketeers. None are so blind as . . . Helen Keller. Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed . . .get new batteries. You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box. When the blind lead the blind. . . get out of the way. There is no fool like . . . Aunt Edie. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:07am On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: ask questions before insulting anyone here. U might get a ban for thatyess faaag!! |
| Jokes Etc › Akpos In Trouble-best Akpos Joke On Nairaland by Ryda(op): 11:03am On Nov 01, 2012 |
One day, Akpos complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00. Akpos figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the$10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slipof paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant . . . twingirls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 10:54am On Nov 01, 2012 |
xynerise: Shatap!animal boy who asked u to ßark? |
| Jokes Etc › Prayers Of A DRUNK Must Read. by Ryda(op): 10:37am On Nov 01, 2012*. Modified: 11:18pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
THE BEER PRAYER Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen. |
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