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PoliticsRe: How President Tinubu Is Fighting Jihad by SafariHunter(m): 8:51am On Apr 02
Wordsfrombimpe:
Why would you say I collect 30k do I look like someone that will tarnish my reputation , I also want to talk on tax and did you not read my disclaimer at all
I said what I said
PoliticsRe: How President Tinubu Is Fighting Jihad by SafariHunter(m): 7:57am On Apr 02
All the measures you listed above have yielded nothing but sorrows tears and pain.

You are sounding like Seyi Law all over again, all talk but little sense.

I'll give you an example, the same Yelwata that recorded over 200 deaths was recently attacked, Jos is still on fire, Northeast Bombings have resumed and even extended to Niger and Kwara States.

I think you are being insensitive to victims of violent crimes (abi you sef don dey collect 30k?)

The solution to terrorism in Nigeria is simple, crush them wherever they are with the might of the military, let communities bear adequate arms to defend themselves from attackers, nobody should be a sitting duck for another person.

Christianity EtcRe: Today Is Holy Thursday (2026). by SafariHunter(m): 6:44am On Apr 02
jeff1993:
Foe the SAKE to his sorrowful passion ..... Have mercy on us!¡!!

Catholic church is Bae!!! Traditions are sacred.


I miss saint Marys Catholic church Ajegunle
Na where them baptise me be that o
BusinessRe: States to do business Vs States where doing business is difficult - StatiSense by SafariHunter(m): 7:05pm On Mar 31
Nasarawa truly deserves to be on that list
CrimeRe: Bandits Storm Oke Daaba Kwara, Residents Flee Amid Gunfire, Kidnap Threat by SafariHunter(m):
Hang in there, Government will save you, don't worry .

CultureRe: What’s The Most Unusual Name You’ve Ever Come Across? by SafariHunter(m): 6:29pm On Mar 27
One of my G for uni from Kaduna name na Pikin.

Dude housed me in my first year free when I was stranded...

Life
brain54:
Atutuboyoyo...


I used to hear comedians use it in jokes I never really knew it was actually a name.


A had a neighbor one time in kaduna... one of the son's name was pikin I asked if it was a nickname or alias. They said no, real name. undecided


For the most unusual names though hand the trophy to the Delta and bayelsa ijaws undecided

Those ones can answer anything. And how can I forget my plateau people. Pan, rang and so many Chinese sounding names.


Someone made a joke about them dropping a plate at the birth of a child and naming the child after the sound the plate made when it hit the ground! lipsrsealed
Foreign AffairsRe: "There Will Be No Deal With Iran Except Unconditional Surrender" - Trump by SafariHunter(m): 4:02pm On Mar 06
Hahahahaha

Delusional

CaseSensitive:
Iran will teach USA a costly lesson in this war, they're not surrendering. America’s allies in the Middle East are desperate to replenish their US made air defence missiles supplies but the US is running out too. America has a stockpile of about 4000 Tomahawk missiles in total, about 10% of that stockpile has been sent to the Middle East to launch against Iran.

Stockpile of THAAD missile interceptor are depleted too. America has launched about 150 of them in the 12 day war against Iran in June last year. That’s about a quarter of 600 of what is in US stockpile, so depleted they had to requisition more supplies from South Korea. America will have no choice but to withdraw from the Middle East if it runs out of weapons which I think will happen soon, but Russia and China are watching very closely too.

US made a huge strategic mistake by killing Ayatollah Ali Khameini and provoking a needless, baseless unjustifiable war and they probably know it.
HealthRe: Benefits Of Cycling by SafariHunter(op): 11:53pm On Mar 05
kpankpangolo:
I dey fold arms look you.

x
You own your arms brother. Do with it what thou wills
HealthRe: Benefits Of Cycling by SafariHunter(op): 8:56pm On Mar 05
kpankpangolo:
You claim to feel improvements, yet you used ChatGPT to compile this list. Sometimes, I wonder.
Sohuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh What's the big dealhuhhuhhuh has the message been passed??
HealthHave You Ever Met A Nigerian With Tourettes Syndrome by SafariHunter(op):
Hey everyone, I just discovered a disorder called Tourettes Syndrome. I wonder if you have ever met any Nigerian who has it. I'd love to hear experiences.

Foreign AffairsRe: Tehran Strikes ‘will Increase’ In Coming Days, Says Netanyahu by SafariHunter(m): 4:13pm On Mar 02
Hoodrat:
Is that a darkie man been trampled upon? How is this connected to the savages going all out on each other?. Pushing Red supremacy on a lowkey whats up?
You don see person wey fire burn whitehuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Tehran Strikes ‘will Increase’ In Coming Days, Says Netanyahu by SafariHunter(m):
All is fair in love and war.

That statement guides me

EducationRe: JAMB Refutes Allegations Of UTME Fee Hike by SafariHunter(m): 4:15pm On Feb 27
Gen Z's just dey lambda there parents .

Yahoo gen
HealthRe: What Hard Drugs Turned My Friend To. by SafariHunter(m): 8:35am On Feb 27
How can someone make you feel bad for doing good? I was in your friends position once, not drugs just alcohol ,but I never made my friends who made it feel bad, I prayed for mine, took life on and small small man don dey see light. I still have have one guy like that, I know he feels jealous of the fact that I have left the trenches but we were both in there together.

I vividly remember when I suggested we both go to school and change our lives,Baba chop him jamb money twice, I jejely followed through, now I get one small government job, him wan dey come dey do anyhow, Baba I bone am.

See wetin him dey talk about your wife, your man broke the bro code for real, thats violation right there. Baba as you turn your back ,e good.

All I am saying is that it's normal to have survival's guilt but bone any man wey wan bring you down under.

Flesh10:
You did the right thing by cutting off the friendship.

I had a childhood friend like that too. We lived in the same compound, grew up together and were considered siblings.

Though he was always hot headed growing up but we were fine.

We grew up in a ghetto in Ajegunle where at a young age we watched bros smoke weed and even send us to buy weed for them. It was normal at the time but growing up I think that experience changed us in different ways.

Some of our friends took to alcohol, cultism and drugs. About 3 became mentally unstable and we stayed far from them


Then in 2010 during the rise of night clubs and lounge in the area, I noticed that this friend of mine started frequenting them and even visiting local brothels. I wasn't the type that goes and stay out late at night so I wasn't going with him.

Fast forward to 2011 dude was already drunk. Taking huge number of alcohol on a daily then in 2012 cross over he started his smoking habits. That was when I decided to give him space.

Fast forward to 2018 our worlds and reality changed. I left the area and when I returned I met a different person entirely.

Joined cult gangs, always partying, drinking and smoking. Even on social media all he does is to talk about sex and tag me to it.

The one that broke the camel's back was when he started making statements that sounded like envy... Statements like " you will have money you will not bring it for us to go and flex it", " mugu drink, no dey do like Jesus" then knowing fully well I just got married he said "mugu this your wife go sweet o"

At that point I knew our worlds and reality has changed. It was no longer healthy for me to be around such person anymore. So my rent was still reading, infact I recently renewed the rent but I had to pack out of that environment entirely, changed my SIM, deactivated my socials and cut off every form of communication with him.

Since 2019 till date I haven't seen or heard from him and it's cool with me
PoliticsRe: Ogun State Clears Eight-Year Pension, Gratuity Backlog by SafariHunter(m): 6:06pm On Feb 17
Eight years no be beans o.

I have parents who are pensioners, so I understand the magnitude of such deeds.

BuT
If no be say we get evil leaders, there's no reason to owe salaries or pension
CelebritiesRe: Ifunanya Nwangene Buried In Enugu Following Snake Bite Tragedy by SafariHunter(m): 6:45pm On Feb 14
Gone forever
Gone forever
Life's to short man.
Na why I no to dey over put pressure, I sometimes enjoy the moment, today you dey, tomorrow you don go.
CelebritiesRe: “i’m Not A Womanizer, I’m A Lover Boy” — 2baba Clears Air On Personal Life by SafariHunter(m): 11:20am On Feb 12
Stupid assertion.
Wetin dey do Baba these days? Old age
Him just dey talk plenty
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shades 2baba Over Burna Boy Comparison by SafariHunter(m): 6:37am On Feb 10
udemzyudex:
Dem go just dey set themselves up for insult, e get some kind talk wey people like 2 face no suppose dey dabble into.
Exactly, what's the need for stating something that always brings beef
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shades 2baba Over Burna Boy Comparison by SafariHunter(m): 6:36am On Feb 10
Tubaba gave an opinion

Bigwhiz gave an opinion.

Fair is Fair
FamilyRe: 3 Indian Sisters Jump To Their Deaths After Parents Took Away Their Phones by SafariHunter(m): 8:14pm On Feb 05
Sad but they were obviously spoilt brats. The parents left parenting to social media.

Social media shouldn't be for kids, they are highly impressionable at such ages.

RiP
FamilyRe: ₦10M To Watch Your Entire Life History With Your Parents. (Photo) by SafariHunter(m): 1:42pm On Feb 05
I go run am
Give them 2m make them calm down
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Funny Experience With An Organization by SafariHunter(m): 7:25pm On Feb 04
May God help us
I can't even begin to describe my own experience.
God is great o, things are beginning to change
CrimeRe: False Kidnapping Accusation After Online Relationship by SafariHunter(m): 6:03pm On Feb 04
She and her mother dey collude to Fvvk you up and bill you. Mental games, tell them you are going to the police.

Go police sharp with receipts sha.

You sef na simp o...small hook up, you don loose guard....

Men dey fvvvk up o
PoliticsRe: Christian Genocide: US Congress Panel Holds New Session Today by SafariHunter(m): 9:24am On Feb 04
US troops landed in Nigeria Yesterday.
Congress holds session on Christian genocide today.

Something is cooking, e go hot.

#KillTheTerrorists

PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Kannywood Star, Samha Inuwa For Alleged Naira Mutilation by SafariHunter(m): 6:46am On Feb 04
EFCC should treat her Fvvk up
These yeyebreties use it for clout and relevance.
No one knew her before this, at least not on this side. The better side

PoliticsRe: 'shoot on sight': Onanuga & Atiku's aide clash over idioms & grammatical errors by SafariHunter(m):
fergie001:
You wan follow Phrank fight for Grammar?

I remember Phrank's "Mind Your Grammar" Days on NTA.

rack your brain
More power to your elbow
You cannot have your cake and eat it...

Kai, I go school small.nah 😂
Jesus!! Is that the same Phrank? OmG ,I was in primary school but we all watched it at home..
PoliticsRe: 'shoot on sight': Onanuga & Atiku's aide clash over idioms & grammatical errors by SafariHunter(m): 5:24am On Feb 03
fergie001:
You wan follow Phrank fight for Grammar?

I remember Phrank's "Mind Your Grammar" Days on NTA.

rack your brain
More power to your elbow
You cannot have your cake and eat it...

Kai, I go school small.nah 😂
Jesus!! Is that the same phrank? OmG ,I was in primary school but we all watched it at home.
Christianity EtcRe: Has God Ever Shocked You With A Miracle? Share Your Testimony by SafariHunter(m): 12:59pm On Jan 25
Not overly soft Landing but I really Appreciate GOD

Yungmil:
Soft landing for u nigga. U don't know
Christianity EtcRe: Has God Ever Shocked You With A Miracle? Share Your Testimony by SafariHunter(m): 8:37am On Jan 25
God
God
God
The Miracle plenty ghon.

Prior to graduation, the anxiety associated with post graduation life hit me to the point of almost falling depressed o. I sha still persevered, to the Glory of God,I got a NGO job offer even before rounding up NYSC.
Worked briefly with NGO before getting government job months later.

#God
#PublicEducator
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hire Me by SafariHunter(m): 12:48pm On Jan 23
I am rooting for you, always
Wordsfrombimpe:
Hire Me

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe
PoliticsRe: NAFDAC Begins Enforcement Of Sachet, Small-bottle Alcohol Ban by SafariHunter(m): 8:35am On Jan 22
Wahala for shekpe men ooo
FamilyRe: Baby Girls Aborted By Indian Parents In UK Due To Preference To Males by SafariHunter(m): 9:50am On Jan 20
The Future is Female!!! 😜 😜

At least na female woman dey abort am......

Why do women dislike other women??

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