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homesteady:
an Akwa ibom player is the 1st to score in the akwa stadium! Illuminati at work

fresh weed @ wrk

i was xpectin a 2nd goal

goooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

sp

tomakint:
Worry not yourself my guy...some of these clowns actually have foofoo for brain because if not how on Earth do they expect a party (APC) that controls fewer States to PDP and unfortunately with a fanatical flagbearer, Muhammadu Buhari, a loose canon, to rule a volatile and political conscious State like Nigeria.

i tink am in love wit ur english teacher

chaloner:
tnx bro only your grammar don put our able GEJ on that seat til 2021

ur comment got me laughing

in as much as i dnt like GEJ, i hv nah seen a perfect choice to replc him

Rikidony:
ALWAYS READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT

i have swthrt, let wait til 2018, itz jst 4yrs 4rm nw.

HonourablePomk:
Shey dem dey follow you for village ?

nop, d oda way round

Rikidony:
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notin i no go c, fyn gurl lik u d book space too?

lilprinze:
h

book space, read post n modify. Lolz

dy shuld tel me another lie cuz itz der job to lie n mine to bliv der lies

J3nnyluv:
how u go take pop corn dey watch horror film, abeg buy yoyo bitters for me and alomo bitters for u cos na wetin dem dey take watch horror film be dat. Do fast o.

lolz, i de road

J3nnyluv:
chance dey but no chair so come wit ur akpoti

owk i de cum o, hope say u don buy pop corn? B/c even d comments de lik horror fim

J3nnyluv:
no but i dey view the comments for here

abeg shift for me make i sitdon, i no de watch naija match at al o, ready comments is far betta dan watchin

horlartayor:
au i wish d ticket fee was refundanble
i will just go straight home
my 30 pounds is goin down d drain

ehya, sowi

J3nnyluv:
Wetin just happen now, who update d score abi mod u sure say u no make mistake?

u de watch d match at al?

Lamexx:
Sabotage my black ass. Keshi is as clueless as the oga at the top

am sure ur dad is d ''clueless oga @ d top'' hw cn u cl smone clueless?

xtophy:
na frm dat dream land u go travel to where u ancestors are.... werey

lolz

Rutheby: why?

itz nah easy to kip to al dos advic, we only wish it ws posibl

Rutheby: Wow! Wish all men can abide by this

i lik d word 'wish'.

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT
MARRIAGE

1. My son, if you keep spending on a
woman and she never asked you if you’re
saving or investing, and she keeps
enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife
to you, some could be a good mother to
your children but if you’ve found a woman
like a mother to you, your children and
your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of
your wife to the kitchen, where did you
get that from? Even in our days, we had
farm-lands where they worked every
morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head
of the house, don’t look at your pocket;
look if you will see a smile on your wife’s
face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will
be difficult for her to spend it when she’s
aware of the home needs and bills to pay
but if it’s in your care, she will keep you
asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be
compared to the wound on her heart and
that means you may be in trouble living
with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you
live a bachelor kind of life with your wife,
you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives
and many children because of our large
farm-lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so
embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your mother could be your eateries
and restaurants of nowadays, but
remember, the closet thing we did there
was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when
you start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never
knew how hard you worked to get it,
spend it on that woman that stood by you
all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not
for sex, it was because I missed her so
much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your
wife has changed, there could be
something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the
bicycle with me before I bought that
tortoise car outside there, any woman that
won’t endure with you in your little
beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman, there are ways she’s enduring you
too and has she ever compared you to any
man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people
call feminism, well, if a woman claim to
have equal right with you in the house,
divide all the bills into two equal parts, take
one part and ask her to start paying the
other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and
I took more yams to her father, if you don’t
meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her,
what I didn’t tell you is that our women
had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to
school because I was foolish like many to
think a female child won’t extend my family
name, please don’t make that mistake, the
kind of female achievers I see nowadays
has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked
up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore
it because she was angry, I did not raise
my hand to beat her because of a day like
this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I
never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had
more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t
lie to you, some had minor painting of
their appellation mostly on their arms, the
ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t
forget that they didn’t expose any part of
their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in what happens in your
marriage, try to handle issues without
always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your
mother’s first sewing machine for her, help
your wife achieve her dreams just as
you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me
and your mother, it’s a secret of growing
old and having children to take care of you
too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a
tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that
knows everything, everyday.

mooregan: :oPeople hate goat meat especially d male? As a true IBIBIO man, goat meat rocks. Whether its White soup or pepper soup or any soup at all, Goat meat rocks! BTW, 4 those wey no d chop Dog, I'm happy to annouce to u that u r missing, come to Akwa Ibom or Go to Calabar and Enjoy quality dog meat.

datz d spirit bro. #team/dogmeat/goatmeat/chicken lovers

book space, wen am tru readin d abov, i'l comment

Adindupeter: I don't want to imagine what will happen if it falls into the hands of bokoharam.

neither do i

ogb5: With people reasoning like you, Nigeria have a very long way to go. There are many things the state government and Rivers state ministry of transport could have done to prevent this accident.

First, all accidents are caused by someone. There is no accident that can not be prevented. You need to understand this point before discussing accidents and accident prevention. If you do not get this point then please dont bother reading further.

secondly, the Rivers state government should have set up minimum safety standards which boat operators are to adher to to prevent accidents. Those standards are no where to be seen.

Rivers state government is supposed to specify the type and size of floatation devices each person is to wear before boarding water craft. Those specification are no where to be found.

Rivers state government is supposed to licence each boat used for public transport and certify that they are sea worthy before being used, the certifification is also supposed to specify the number of persons and maximum weight the boat is allowed to carry. THis requirement is non existent.

Boat drivers are supposed to be certified to ensure that people lives are not entrusted into the hands of incompetent people. This is not being done.

lastly those who cause the death of others through these types of preventable accidents ought to be taken to court and jailed for manslaughter by the rivers state government as a deterrent to others, this is not being done.

In summary officials of the Rivers state ministry of transport are grossly incompetent to supervise the activity of water transportation in Rivers state hence we are seeing these types of preventable accidents.

if d accident had happened mayb sumwer else lik fakpa or any oda part of d ph-bny river, it would hav bin a diff story, buh @ peterside, anytin can hapen dude. I dnt use d ph-bny rout if am goin to ph, i frst go to boduh by boad whch is shorter n safer de i pick a bus or bike to my destination. Peterside is nt a childs play dude

bankyblue: instead of that id*ot that called him self ROTIME to face his work all this past time, he was busy driving elrufie, running into Ekiti to vote, busy flexing power with the centra.

can u imagine now, in this our time and age u could not give them ROAD, even life jacket that cost so little you couldnt made it available.

RIP TO THE DEAD.

4giv me if i cal u a fool. Amechi has notin to do wit dis. I liv in bonny, i n knw peterside to wel, anytin cal happen der. Do u tin u cn stop nature, dat river isnt manmade n amechi can do notin abt it

d admins wunt c dis one. I hate tatooz

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