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holuphisayor:
Have u been pwned?

yes...

who is RITA ORA pls?..is she cossy's daughter?..

the old women in your village are still very hard working..

certified

i wish d hubby goodluck,cuz no b only him get am.

mehn...brb

ok..

na so pikin they spoil o

okonja:
Glory be to God

I remembered when I too had an accident along Ife-Ibadan express road, the car somersaulted uncountable number of times into the bush, everyone was injured except me.

u mean no bruise atall?..wow,your village witches teeth don finish be that o.

obinnanelson4:
No 8 is happening to me right now in marriage.

mehn dats not good at all..i think since you're married,you shouldn't be keeping female friends nau?

Taiwo20:
Keep praying....

ok thanks bro..

Taiwo20:
Hire one old man, visit the lecturer and plead with him.

same thing i wanted to do.i wanted to go with my pastor,but some senior students said it's not going to work,except if the gets this girl in person in his net.

Missmossy:
Eyah, too bad. Its really not a good thing your lecturer did but it happens not only in your school though. If you know anyone who is close to him, you could go through such a person who should help you beg him on your behalf.


Silly lecturers like him carry out wicked actions which he shouldn't have done,because of a girl. Universities these days with so many unjust occurrences.

i know only one man that is very close to him,but they are birds of a feather.He doesn't smile even for a second.

Taiwo20 God bless you for this.I have done all i could to make them know i have nothing with her,i don't even talk to her anymore.
I have been keeping a low profile in the classroom ever since the comfrontation...


cc:lalasticlala
please help me,this is about my future.

Hi,i would not like to disclose my identity for security purpose.
I am a student of kogi state university,studying medicine.
I have a problem i don't know how to solve,it's about my lecturer and i.There's a girl in my department that is always coming to me for extra lessons after any lecture in the class.
My lecturer told me in his office that he would deal with me because of her,and i never took it serious although i stopped everything that connects me with her.To my greatest surprise,i just checked my last result two weeks ago and he made me carry the course over,and this is the course i used to teach some people,they all passed it except me and three other students.I swear i don't have anything doing with her aside from studying together,which i've stopped.
i don't know what to do now,please advise me on what to do.

i move all my files into a currupt memory card and they got currupted. how can i retrieve them back please?

gameboi:
@ Karleb dramaddidy fazi15 zbone SaintAlbert53
Here's my own style of praise.
It's in the Pattern of Normal Praise, Maccossa and two other styles. Too bad, My brother ruined some parts of it. Please, you'll need earphones for proper listening.
http://www.2shared.com/audio/TThE1uTm/PRAISEMIX.html
Sorry for the delay.

wow,itz dope..
i'll send u mine soon.

mod please move this to the right thread.. ishilove

2,4,6 i detest dem alot.. i knw wat i suffered with no.1,chaii tnk God 4 God.

medicine after death..
i guess his mama tld him b4 cumin 2 skul,2 stay clear away 4rm cultism..

did she leave her sims n modems?..if she did,pls gv me 1.
only u no fit use dem finish

i believe d woman's husband is avin canal knwldge wit d kid..
d man loves suckin d kid boobs dats y.


imagin a girl of 12yrz avin boobs of 17yrz..#magic finger dey wrk

mencade5:
*sprinkles onions andseasoning to egg sauce, adds chopped beef to sauce*

*checks thread*

this doesnt worl on naija ladies. Naija ladies will never feel bad about you leaving them..even if you profess your love for them the first few seconds you meet then, if you dont have money then forget about it. They will dump you and look for the next guy with fat salary.



*stirs egg sauce repeatedly*

You are so on point bro..
I should have believed you earlier..
Nigeria girls are heartless!!!

gameboi:
well, I've been playing for over 8yrs and I can confidently tell you that the key to playing Macossa is by using 13th chords. If only I could record a little hint I would av shared some to you

Can you do that for me plssss?..
I wanna here your own makossa

A Love Story Between
Two Friends..
[Have you Ever Been in LOVE with
your Best friend? If yes, then this is Something
you'll get to Understand]
NOW THE STORY GOES
There was a boy and a Girl,
Who were very close, intimate and best friends
for years
,
They could Talk for hours on the
Phone and text each other for
days.
Whenever they were together,
not a single sad thought could
cross their minds,
everything was alright and their friendship was
awesome. But One
Day, the boy did not answer any of the girl's call
or send a to any of her text throughout the day.
The Girl was very worried that
something was wrong.
At night, she couldn't even lie down not to talk of
Sleep, she
was sitting in her room crying,
and it was then she realized
how much He means to her.
The next Morning, the girl was woken by a
Phonecall....
It was the Boy.
Boy: Hey..,
Girl: Im so glad that you Called
Me, What happened to you
yesterday?
Boy: I was Busy

[The girl Understood that
Something was Wrong but could
not Ask]
[silence]

Boy : You know; We should Stop
talking..!
Girl: What?.., But Why??!!
Boy: I am Sorry, Bye..!

[He Disconnected the call, and she
felt as If Somebody
had Slammed the door on Her
face]

Everything else Flashed in Her
Mind,
Tears
were running all over Her..
She couldn't understand
anything that happened..
She started Feeling Lonely,
Dejected, and broken..
That was the answer to
everything!..His words were
pouncing on her..
Her heart wanted to jump out!
He was the One..!"Why..??"
She Screamed at the top of her
Voice;
Then she made up her mind to
make a last try to get him back..!
[
She called Him Up]

Girl: hi...
Boy: Why are you calling Me?
Girl: I need to tell you
Something..
Boy: Go Ahead.
Girl: I Just Wanted You to know
one thing before we stopped
talking!
Boy: Tell me..!
Girl: Are you All right?
[She broke off..!]
She tried but may be he doesn't
really Care about Her,
She Thought!
She wasn't His friend in the first
Place...
Tears were slowly running down her cheeks
Worst
of all, she left the House with a Note..!
[5 hours later]
The phone rang in the Boy's room,
It was the Girl's Mum,
she told him that the girl was lying in the
hospital,
she got hit by a Car.
The immediately put down the phone and rushed
to the hospital
where she was.
She opened her eyes at the sound of the boy's
voice
..,
He took her Hand..

Boy: Im so Sorry Its all my fault..!
But, I promise when you get better I'll
make It up to you..
Girl: I wont get Better..
Boy: No..! No Don't say that..
Girl: just tell me one thing Why
did you do it?
Boy told her that He had a heart
problem and
he did not want her to be
worried;
and there was a risk that he could
have Died..!
Boy: I did that because I.....I.....I
Love you..
Girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..
And after that her heart stopped
Beating...
She Died..!
The Boy died 10 minutes laterfrom a
Heart Attack..
He could not live with the
thought that she died because of him..


MORAL OF THE STORY
If You Love Someone, don't hold back your
feelings because Love is the one of the major
reasons for which we
live..!
Love is Beautiful..

Though a recent study claims
that a woman’s face is like an
open book that reveals her state
of mind, but men need to
beware!
Better not take it as the last
verdict, for irrespective of how
much you trust and adore your
little angel, women do lie to their
significant others at times.
Sometimes to carry off a
situation without hurting his
feelings or to save herself from
trouble, while on occasions to
contain her emotions and pose
as Ms.Goody…At times, she might
fib to make her man feel better,
to avoid a fight, or an
embarrassing situation.

SaintAlbert is here to lend a
helping hand so that men can
figure out when their adorable
darling is not speaking her heart
out so as to handle the situation
with care…


Lie No. 1: “Oh! It’s fine. I’m OK”
Guards on guys! You must know
that she’s not fine at all and
nothing is OK. And sooner or
later, you will have to bear the
brunt of her pent up emotions
that she has somehow managed
to hold back until now. You’ll find
her taking this emotional
defence on occasions when you
may have forgotten her birthday,
taken her for granted or have
done anything that hurts her.
Whenever your woman lets go
off your not so fatal error with a
cool ‘it’s fine’, know it’s nothing
but the calm before a cyclone
that you are fated to face in the
time to come.
To portray that she doesn’t care,
the emotional lady prefers taking
a refuge in this lie.
Well, an experienced lover would
know of the crime that he has
committed, but the amateurs
should look out for her reactions.
She might not get vocal, but will
do everything to make you feel
guilty about the fact that you
have hurt her. From being tight-
lipped to giving the briefest
responses that don’t go beyond
‘hmms, huhs or yes and no’, to
mean tones and loads of sarcasm
– are a few hints that you can
look out for. “Women have a
tendency of expecting their man
to understand the said, as well as
the unsaid, and that leaves men
in a dicey situation. And even
here, by keeping quiet or going
away with a small ‘I’m fine’, she
expects him to know that she’s
hurt.


Lie No. 2: You can stare, I don’t
care!
Either you are too lucky to have
the coolest woman by your side,
or you are getting an inflated
ego without any reason if you
believe her on this. No matter
how hard she tries to look cool
and composed, but the fact
remains that no woman loves it
when her man ogles at another
woman. “After all, who wants to
feel like second best? And the ‘I
don’t care attitude’ is usually to
hide the vulnerability and a
pretence. Most women hate their
man staring at another woman,
it makes her think you fancy the
other woman more.
She doesn’t want to show you
how she’s feeling and is no less
desperate to tell you that you are
torturing her to the core. Well,
easy indications to know she’s
lying can be the trail of questions
she’ll end up asking you. Casually
and candidly, she’ll ask you
things like ‘Isn’t she hot?’ ‘What
makes her so hot? ‘Did you like
her?’ She might appear to be
your best buddy, but actually, she
wants to ask you, ‘Do I score less
than the chic you are ogling at?’
And your answer will decide your
fate not immediately, but
definitely in future, so better
beware of what you say!


Lie No 3: Money is not important
to me
humongous lie! Money is so
important to every woman.
Although it isn’t true that all
women care about is the size of
a man’s bank account, most
women want a guy who is
financially stable and
independent.
Yes, if she really loves you, she
will manage to cope with you for
some time but brother, you
better don’t be broke for too
long. Every woman loves to be
pampered and showered with
gifts, every woman wants to look
good, buy a beautiful dress,
taken out for lunch or dinner,
and wants to flaunt the nice
things you bought for her to her
friends but you sure need money
to do all that. To get the very best
out of her, you’ve got to work
harder to gain that extra cash. If
she tells you money is not
important, then be a broke ass
for more than a year (especially if
she is a student or doesn’t have a
job yet) and come back to testify.

Lie No. 4: I wouldn’t change a
thing about you!”
Awwwww, no you are perfectly
okay, I love you just the way you
are and I wouldn’t change a
thing about you. Honest!”
This is normally followed by the
thought “apart from…” but they
never say it. Although this can be
said sincerely most of the time,
there will always be one thing,
even a tiny thing that your
partner would love to change
about you!

dytbabe: Hmmmmm hmmmm
We have intentions

hmmmmm mention one please

dytbabe: Hahahhhahahaha

Into u ko, outside u ni
Everyman can do dis na, even women too
We all have motives

Like seriously?..women also have motives?

adebayor1490: Yeah... u got it

Thankz Bro

7 Things Every Real Man Does When
He’s Serious About You

1. He apologizes for being late or not
calling you back when he said he
would.

He is concerned about what you think of
him and he tried to keep his word, and says
he’s sorry when he doesn’t, and…provides
a viable explanation.“I couldn’t pick up
your call because I was in a meeting with
my boss.”

2. He wants to help!
He doesn’t run when you mention moving
or having to do something. A man who is
into you will look for ways to help you so
he can be around you.“I can fix that chair
for you

3. He remembers things that you
mention and follows up by asking
about them.

4. He introduces you to people.
When you are out and encounter friends
or family, he does not hesitate to say,“Hey,
this is my lady Deondra.”

5. He makes real plans with you.
He thinks ahead about things you can do
together.If you’re just an affair, most of
the time he spends with you is spur-of-the-
moment.A guy that is truly interested will
plan and ask ahead of time.

6. Your career matters to him, too.
He genuinely wants you to be happy.He
may offer to help you study or learn a new
app you need for your job.He is supportive
and encourages you to move forward.
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7. He likes and offers affection.
He will hold your hand in public,put his
arm around you while you’re watching a
movie or TV and welcome hugs and kisses
from you.

Men know when they really like a lady or
just messing around with her and they will
show it consciously and even
unconsciously.Watch for these signals cos
it means he is into you.