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Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria Musicians Will Forever Be Indebted To Wizkid And Davido For This>opinion by SaintAlbert53: 12:15pm On Jun 18, 2022
Na so
TV/Movies / Re: Pray For Me Guys I Just Registered For Big Brother Naija (pics) by SaintAlbert53: 1:10pm On May 17, 2022
Iamdbull:
Finally nairaland family have a chance of being well represented at the big brother Naija, as your favorite boy Dbull on this one has registered please pray for me that I get chosen. I promise to come and do giveaway here and represent nairaland Wella.
The name of my fanbase is #BULLIONAIRES.


Here is an exclusive interview about myself that I did while applying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8_SrbNMbw

Congratulations in advance. One Love ♥️
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sweden Ends Neutrality, Joins Finland In Seeking NATO Membership by SaintAlbert53: 2:46pm On May 16, 2022
Nawa o

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Romance / Re: Girl Who Slept With A Dog In Viral Video Dies Of Infection - Daily Independent by SaintAlbert53: 4:40pm On May 11, 2022
She no die. Na scam as FG dey find her

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Family / Re: I Have Decided To Marry Her Corpse by SaintAlbert53: 11:19pm On May 01, 2022
StilmaVsBorn2w:
Update:

Sorry my people I asked for financial assistance.
am at her fathers compound presently,. I know everything will fall in place.
God works in mysterious ways, thank you all for your comments.
once again thank you

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7102223/want-me-marry-corpse-refused

After reading all your comments in you previous post before this one, i was forced to believe you are a FOOL, boys like you don't deserve to be given any advice.
You were so full of yourself, even the advice you were hoping to find, you weren't cooperating at all but rather you were claiming fake rights, adamant to people's opinions.
I am very sure you took advantage of that lady, people like you always want to eat their cake and have it back.
Note: No man on Earth would be ready to give back his son to the mother's family and have no access to that son again, you boldly said you were ready to leave the son for them, you are a fool for that. You didn't even want to listen or provide cogeny answers to the questions that they were asking you.
If you knew you weren't ready to answer anyone's question, why did you bring it up here?
Your mother should have washed her hands off your matter. In fact if i were your parents, i will never contribute to the issue again after several warnings given to you.
Let me tell you something, you made mention of you not believing in curses hahaha, i pity your generation. Your offsprings done suffer for this world, you never reach to get family. You still need to work on yourself thoroughly.
There are somethings that even without being told, wisdom ought to let you know that this girl is someone's daughter, i impregnated her and haven't gone to pay for her hand in marriage. What if something happens to her?
Okay, you go catch person pikin, nack am belle, keep am for ur house and when something do am, you go bring the dead body come make the family bury am?
You are a bastard from the pit of hell, your stubbornness has put you into trouble.
You are even lucky she doesn't have a hostile family honestly, your families for don hear am wotowoto.
You yourself for don get stroke join am, not every family you will mess up with and go scot free. You even talk like a child that has been spoilt by his family or whatever. Maturity no be by age or body structure, na by your doings and your words out of your mouth.
Next time, don't bring your foolishness to the public to give you some advice when you know you will not provide every necessary details.
My brother congratulations, happy married life to you anyways, in your next world you go learn. Your mouth dey sharp since, " I can't marry the corpse, why should I? bla bla bla, na still this same mouth you carry come tell us again say you don agree to marry the corpse. Do you know what that means? Lol sorry o, now they have left you now. E never clear for your eyes?
If e pain you, sit down and think about your life properly... You need to grow up,

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Pets / Re: Help!!! I Can't Manage My New Puppy by SaintAlbert53: 9:33pm On Apr 16, 2022
Please can you give it to me? I will take good care of it.

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Religion / Re: Woman Collapses, Dies In Christ Apostolic Church Lagos, After 10-Day Fast by SaintAlbert53: 7:43am On May 03, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Dem tell you say she get ulcer? undecided
YOU MUST BE A VERY DULL ANIMAL. Next time, read the post before quoting anyone. if you don't know how to read, then you better stay off comments section. I no get joy Nwa, I go do you strong thing anywhere i dey o, be warned I don't accept forgiveness at the end. USE YOUR HEAD DEY UR LANE AS I NO FOLLOW YOU TALK FROM BEGINNING.
I too know go lead you enter trouble, no be everybody wer calm be fool. Be warned, stay far away from ME sir.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Family / Re: Have You Seen Treasure Ofuya by SaintAlbert53: 7:32am On May 03, 2021
Those of you taking this as a joke, calling all sort of names, mentioning the idea of the teen going to be with a man, I pray you don't experience any of this even for half a day.
You'll know how devastating and breaking this could be. The whole family of this child is in a discombobulated state already, imagine the tears and pains the go through every minute of the day..
God help us all, save us and deliver us from all evils.

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Family / Re: Have You Seen Treasure Ofuya by SaintAlbert53: 7:27am On May 03, 2021
mysticgal:
There is no boy. There is no boy uncle. All I just want is my baby to be home
I am sorry, I pray you find her safe and alive. You have to be strong and keep praying, the government has failed us totally.
I write in tears to tell you God will grant the whole family the heart to be strong until she's found safe and complete..
Religion / Re: Woman Collapses, Dies In Christ Apostolic Church Lagos, After 10-Day Fast by SaintAlbert53: 1:17am On May 01, 2021
Don't fast for anything if you're an ulcer patient!!!
Travel / Re: The Moment Air Peace Plane Landed At Anambra Int'l Airport (Photos) by SaintAlbert53: 1:06am On May 01, 2021
one annoying thing about this airline, they can postpone flight very well.. Imagine making me suffer all through the night in pains, under the cold weather.
All the number of times I flew with them this year, my flight was postponed, adding nothing less than two extra hours.
imagine the take off time to be 9:30pm, all of a sudden you get to hear them announcing the new take off time to be 11:30pm.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by SaintAlbert53: 11:09pm On Apr 21, 2021
4ckyou:
Chai, and that 1 million that her mother rejected for save her oh, what a world, I blame her mother for rejecting the money.
My own opinion: THE MOTHER KILLED HER
NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by SaintAlbert53: 6:01pm On Apr 16, 2021
moneyshop:
For so many including me, NYSC has done more harm than good to us because it destroyed our beautiful relationships.

Mine was like a decade ago, she went for NYSC in Port Harcourt while I was residing in Onitsha. Throughout her service year, I wasn't able to visit her and as a honest partner, I always notice when things are going south.

A remarkable one was on a Valentine's day, she said they're doing get together in their compound that was why she couldn't pick my call. I called over 10 times she didn't pick till next day. Which kind get together? If you can answer my call in the presence of your parents and village people, who are your neighbor's that you can't answer my call in their presence.

Anyways, to cut short the long story, she came back after NYSC and immediately I saw her, I told her "I've lost you." I gave her food, while she was eating she was pressing her phone, I asked her to stop pressing phone and eat but she continued, I then took the phone from her and start going through.

It happens she was with a guy she met in a bus from Lagos to Onitsha (who would later become her husband) on that Valentine's day. She slept with one of the NYSC officials, had some smooching with her classmate. Omo, thank God for the kind of heart I get.

I pulled out of the trap same day, learned my lessons and moved on with my life.

That's it. Are you a victim of NYSC relationship brouhaha? Tell us your own story. grin grin
You were so lucky it lasted up to a year before it escalated widely, mine was two weeks she got to the camp.. She gave me mighty RED CARD.

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Sports / Re: Neymar Celebrates PSG Win Kimmich's Face (Photos) by SaintAlbert53: 3:59pm On Apr 14, 2021
Obyino:
Make sure you carry the league
Chelsea vs Psg for champions league final..
CHELSEA to lift the trophy.
This I have seen already. Go bet on Chelsea to win the league now and rejoice later .
Sports / Re: Neymar Celebrates PSG Win Kimmich's Face (Photos) by SaintAlbert53: 3:57pm On Apr 14, 2021
Numerouno94:


Re u for real?
Honestly, that Kimmich is very arrogant and rude. If you ever watched the confendration cup between Chile and Germany, you'd agree with me that the nigga lacks respect.
He insulted his senior team player VIDAL and almost fought with him physically..
I like wetin Neymar do am sef.

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Education / Re: Niger Delta University Student Shot Dead On Campus (Graphic Photos) by SaintAlbert53: 3:47pm On Apr 14, 2021
cchub:
Dem don put call for this one head, Throw am ovb. Riv shaa
this man use your head.
u feel say u tight abi? use 99 intel make I feed u as u no wan know the right thing.
Sports / Re: Neymar Celebrates PSG Win Kimmich's Face (Photos) by SaintAlbert53: 11:16am On Apr 14, 2021
WorkDesQ:
This is deliberate and so wrong. FIFA ought to step in.. What it a fight breaks. This is so immature and wrong. That's why no matter what Newmarket plays, he's more than often ignored all the time
the last champions league they trashed PSG, he did same too to Neymar.
Karma is a bitch. Lol

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Announces Commencement Of Ramadan 1442AH - 2021 by SaintAlbert53: 9:12pm On Apr 12, 2021
may our prayers be answered

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 5:40am On Apr 11, 2021
kurlz:



I'm a lady o. Biko.

All the same. Thanks you are welcome
Oh sorry about that, lol.
Politics / Re: Deputy Gov Of Kogi State Exchange Words With Sowore by SaintAlbert53: 5:34am On Apr 11, 2021
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Politics / Deputy Gov Of Kogi State Exchange Words With Sowore by SaintAlbert53: 5:30am On Apr 11, 2021
On Friday April 9, the Deputy Governor of Kogi State, Edward David Onoja, took to his Twitter account to celebrate his daughter, by posting her matriculation pictures with the caption,

"Congratulations Oma Daddy on your matriculation. God grant you speed and excellence."

Apparently, the post made by Onoja did not go down well with the former presidential candidate, Omoyele Sowore, who also took to his Twitter account to comment on it. In his comments, Sowore wrote what looked like a prayer for the young girl - the daughter of the Deputy Governor - however, anyone who paid close attention to Sowore's words would only see that he was stylishly reminding Onoja of the disappointments and backlogs that had plagued the latter's administration.
Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 5:13pm On Apr 09, 2021
AmuRubber:



He is a nephew, not a niece. A niece is a female.
oh sorry, I didn't take notice of the error when typing. You're perfectly right, I was not happy when i was typing it though!
God bless you
Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 5:11pm On Apr 09, 2021
Gentlebuka:


I hope you will do the things I say even if they sound stupid to you.

So this is what i did that enabled me to quit: I stopped watching porn or anything that can trigger an arousal. I did this because back then, I would only masturbate if I watched porn or looked at sexual images. So naturally, I had to quit porn so I can quit masturbation. I even avoid checking out girls' profile pictures or checking girls out in real life. No sexual thoughts, no sex-related chats with anyone. I rarely sleep facing down, its either sideways or on my back. So basically, you have to avoid your triggers completely and at all costs

Secondly, I used affirmations like this one: "I have become completely chaste" I repeat these words 20 times to myself convincingly everyday without missing a day (it goes permanent within 2 months time if it works for you). If you dont want the hassle of repeating this exercise, you can opt for Hypnosis. I think Hypnosis works better. A Hypnotherapist will typically hypnotise you to stop masturbating and trust me, you will never masturbate again in your life, ever. Don't take my word for it, you can try it. For this process, this monicker @Gofuckyourself can help you. He is a Hypnotherapist. A nairalander too.


Lastly, I use 528 Hz frequency audio to heal my brain. 528 Hz is a healing frequency that can restore one's DNA to its original condition, thereby restoring your brain to its original condition too. As you might know, addictions mess with the brain so even after your addiction has stopped, you still have to allow your brain to heal. Depending on how long you've been addicted and how many times you've tried to quit but eventually came back to the habit, this could take time. 528 Hz frequency audios accelerate the healing process. If you have doubts about this, you can search this on google: "528 Hz frequency". You can find and download the frequency audio on youtube. The particular 528 Hz frequency audio I use on youtube goes with this title: "528 Hz Solfeggio Frequency DNA Healing Activation Pure Miracle Tone". Secondly, if you've been masturbating for long, you need to heal your kidney too because expelling semen too often messes with one's kidney big time, and the kidney is a very important part of the body (if you notice that your eyesight is not clear enough, kinda brownish or any other color that you consider not to be the ideal, that's a sign that your kidney is messed up). For healing the kidney, this frequency audio works very well, but you have to follow the instructions on the Youtube web page where you will download it from very strictly. The title of the audio is this: "Kidney Regeneration (Energetically Programmed Audio)". You'll find it on youtube.

Alternatively, you can use healing affirmations to heal your brain and kidney. They can heal extremely fast if they work for you. For this process, you need to repeat this 20 times to yourself everyday: "My brain is safely and extremely quickly being in perfect health" (this one is for healing the brain). "My kidney is safely and extremely quickly being in perfect health" (this one is for healing the kidney). If there is anything else that needs healing in your body, you can use a general body healing affirmation like this one instead: "My whole body is safely and extremely quickly being in perfect health". Or use it alongside the other ones.


In summary: I recommend you consult a hypnotherapist like @Gofuckyourself to hypnotise you to stop masturbating. Secondly, use a healing affirmation to heal your body, or use the 528 Hz and Kidney Regeneration frequency audios if the affirmations do not work for you.


Am available for any questions you might have. I just want to save a lot of people from this mess because I've been there before and I know what I went through.

Note: if you quit this eventually, never go back because if you do, the effect becomes 10 times the previous one.

Pro tip: join the Nofap subreddit on Reddit or visit the website called Nofap and see you are not alone in this, plus tips on how to stay clean completely.
Thanks.. The fact that you mentioned kidney being damaged as a result of constant dispensation of semens, my brother i don give up for masturbation automatically o.. Thank you so much, I just deleted all the porn videos and pages saved in my phone now before replying to you.
I'd be glad to see a great change!

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2021
kurlz:



Don't worry, don't force it. It will come naturally when you meet the right person.

But open your eyes be sure its mutual.
smiles. Thanks dude!

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 5:05pm On Apr 09, 2021
HustlePro:
Is she married now?
no, she isn't.

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 11:49am On Apr 07, 2021
Gentlebuka:

If you wanna quit masturbation, I can help you out
I swear to God my creator, I really want to stop it. Trust me, it's killing me already. I don't get to have feelings for sex with a woman.
Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 11:48am On Apr 07, 2021
luminouz:

Just two questions for you.

Are you in this world solely to cater to the needs and wants of a woman you never even married?

Are you not deserving of love and attention and money and gifts from these women as well?


N.B: you are afraid of losing her because you don't value yourself as the king. No one is saying you should be very stingy to a generous gf. But to a woman who never contributes anything to your life apart from pussy, what's her monetary worth then?
she was used to save my life when i almost lost it by God almighty. If only you can imagine how that is, I was partially dead but she didn't give up, she ran helter skelter to get some solutions. After some days, I woke up to see myself in the hospital with her alone crying. She borrowed money to fend for the bills and all, but something just went wrong after sometime.
Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 11:20am On Apr 07, 2021
luminouz:


Your last paragraph is so wrong. So you use money to settle a woman's enormous needs? shocked

That's a wrong mindset. Because it shows she is all for the money. What kinda prayer warrior is that?

You can never use money to buy a woman's love,just her attention. A woman who can't work for her own money but depends on a man is a leech. She doesn't deserve me 100%. That's why I never use money to start off relationships. I never do it.

Shows she was pretending to be good all the while na. Look bro, people don't change that drastically,they just manifest their innermost desires,that's all.
believe me or not, when you constantly give excuses to the wants of your woman everytime and can't afford to meet up in anyway, my brother another man will help you out. Trust me, no one hates money and women who are most idle tend to fall for this. They want someone to take care of them so they won't be feeling the other way round when they see their mates outside too.

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 9:41am On Apr 07, 2021
poweredcom:


Hahaha this man why are you doing dis to ur self ..no go use such attitude miss ur lucky woman

Well my own is if you find a lady that does not match your own kind of life

Let her go away ....and make sure u nak d ones wey u suspect are runs gals codedly oooo
hahahaha okay.
Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 9:41am On Apr 07, 2021
jaxxy:


Ok I get it. Those quick kind of relationships where everything moves fast, the money is the motive and motivation. Lol
Lol yea exactly. Bro, let me tell you something, when this all happened i was in my finals in school, she was already a graduate two years ahead of me. She just couldn't wait for me to finish, serve and then get a better job to start a better family. She wanted the best for herself, you know all those plans when preparing to go to camp thingy.
She played her role the best way to her, she isn't regretting letting me go bro. No one wants to associate with a destitute, but soon i am very much sure she'd regret it in no time.
I can never in my life hurt her or pay her back in return lolz.
Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 8:50am On Apr 07, 2021
jaxxy:


Oh I see bt when did she meet him to start calling him my king or is dat fast relationships move? grin
Lol five minutes is enough to get a girl to love you deeply, win her heart by providing all she require, tell her something sweet and show her the MONEY hahaha.. Mind you, not everyone this works for.
She was already in love with the guy,, it was more than two weeks they met though..

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Romance / Re: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by SaintAlbert53: 8:45am On Apr 07, 2021
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pretty right sir. Thank God it happened earlier.
She was in the church, a devoted protocol and also a prayer warrior. She never had the chance to explore actually, she was the best girl in the world, she became wild when she left for camp. She actually got what she must have been praying for, to be free and live her life to the fullest. My brother one of the lessons i actually learnt from it is that MONEY rules.
If you ain't bouyant financially to settle the enormous wants of your woman, another man will penetrate into her with the so called money.

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