WinnieDPooh: @Mercyspeaks nice piece of advice there only fools fall in love in camp anyway it will be a loss for the ladies and for the guys, it is an advantage to them cos it will add to the number of Kpekus they've yanshed and a throphy for them.

Which kai matter be all this ones na...
Well, from experience, it's easier said than done
No be today we don dey hear all these yarns...

fuckluv: I'm back
Just coming from d bathroom, oya come to bed

Yes o... Correct bathroom. We left the room together, came back at the same time
Na we dey run am
Na sleep sure pass.
Gdnyt guys...

adorablekc:
I dey come...hope say u don get everything ready 2 entertain me ooooh

Hehehe... BANS...boysAreNotSmiling...

adorablekc:

dats no p...b dere in a sec

God bless u o jare... who talk say God no dey ansa poor man prayer...
adorable abeg come quick make u introduce yaslf proper joor

PapiDShipCapt:

We r avn fun while waiting nov 5th love bird.... Do you care to join? Anyway seek permission from fuckluv to see if she will welcome u onboard my cruise... Sure u will be glad u did...

Or alternatively, my one room apartment has lost female touch since i lost my boo to this same cruise.... YOu could come retouch it biko

fuckluv: Oh no! I can't even rmemba how it taste.
Thanks dear for rescuing me

*YIMU*

De-sammy:
Greetinz to u all.

Boss..how has ur day been?

adorablekc: hello y'all...my 1st post here
hope dis place is fun

U welcome bro/sis... oya introduction
position urself for ground jare...chop chips, drink juice...feelAtHome

PapiDShipCapt:

Sorry brov am not into fishes

Palacedaughter:
lemme not say. I still secretely love him.

You see what I mean Papi... Na ur RRS dey cause this one o....

legendsilver: Good pm house, its bin a while. Any food still remain, cus Legend is hungry

PapiDShipCapt:

Welcome brov. ask saintalone em go tidy u Ijebu garri n kulikuli... Make u use am lofty. Okay!

yes o... check under bed! Correct Ijebu garri dey there! but beware, i loose relationship because of am... so be careful! fuckluv can testify

Palacedaughter:
u didn't just equate us to fishes? *Ready to slap*

Palacegirl na u plot that equation o..not me

fuckluv: Leave am e go soon catch mammy water

PapiDShipCapt:

Hehehehehe u better get a better bait nor be ijebu garri wen u de use form flexin. And also make ur net strong enof to retain caught fish oh!!! Na advice be this so

After my hustle, na the fishes go dey struggle to retain themselves inside my lean net...#yourEarGoHear.

PapiDShipCapt:

Kpele nor vex... I don carry her go

Many more fishes in the river... Make i hustle finish first...I go show gals pepper
*frowns annoyingly*

fuckluv: For where? I don vex big time
Open door now o else na scream I go scream
*open mouth to scream*

PapiDShipCapt:

Pon pon!!, pon pon pon!!!, Pon!

**stopped at ur gate, seeing hw cute u r walked u into my range rover sport**

then i asked: where on this earth should a lady of ur class be hosted?

CHOI! RANGE ROVER SPORT! NA SO I TAKE LOOSE RELATIONSHIP? OPPRESSION SHALL NEVER STOP!
I ACCEPT IT IN GOOD FAITH...TIME TO GO HUSTLE!

PapiDShipCapt:

For watin, we go fight tire for camp be that... But funny enof sha, i de see dese soldierman unnecessary drills as oppression n me i mor de like such oh

#teamlazybones#

lol...bro we no get choice o...its their world..and their rules...we gaat to abide 100%!

PapiDShipCapt:

Broda i don get experience before oh m twasn't funny at all oh! Even baby matter nor gk join ur chain of totz....

lolzzz...GodGoMakeMeBigga!

Jaygrl: I never go market go find black not to talk of white Sun wan turn my already dark skin to charcoal

Jaygrl i once asked u to get me white shorts... abeg no tell me say u forget o...

PapiDShipCapt:

Shebi if i say i nor go do dose soldiers go leave?

U better do! Those soldiers sabi hang person for tree o...#HeadDownwardsLegSuspended

PapiDShipCapt:

That kind tin de burn cable wellemly... For guys oh.. But if it were for d female folks it will draw extra care, possible 10 new boyfriends.... Na wa sha

personally i no dey send that kind thing sha... frog jump or not, what will be will be!

fuckluv: Lai lai I no blieve una, shebi I don tell u to dey keep am 4 one corner under d bed, how dem come kno say na thr im dey?

*bend down to look under d bed*
Haba! No be d garri be dis? Saintalone u too dey lie! And u wan chop d last hope wey I get (kulikuli)
Na today I go pack comot 4 here sef! U no go kill me wit hunger. When ur fwends ask of me, tell dem say na garri ijebu cause our fight

*scratches head in surprise*...and i don dey find that garri since!
Oya...abeg scratch my back one last time before u comot abeg
#doorLockingMode

kweencess: you should try somewhere else dear. That's the essence of NYSC. Except you have other reasons, Settling down in a new place can be hard but not as hard as you think.

Palacedaughter:
Me doesn't have anything except the fact that I am used to that area, I live there and I will find it easy. mhen, settling down in a new place is not a joke, accommodation and co...

From one royalty to another.
Where is ur adventurous spirit palacedaughter?
Abeg come join the #teamSOK train ooo... Rinsing na free...we are good to go....

fuckluv: *walks in looking tired*
I wan buy something come b4 sef but conductor don carry ma change go. Abeg d ijebu garri wey I meet 4 here las wk still dey? Make I drink jare wit d kulikuli wey I bought.

#see dis babe wan finish my life-saving Ijebu garri o!#

*clears throat* No be small armed robbery yesterday ni! Them carry all my food stuff...including that our ijebu garri
Abeg bring kulikuli make we chew o jare... Cold pure water dey here...

fuckluv: Abi na d nxt street u go? D aboki go don beat u comot for thr be dat o
Anyway sorry 4 dat. I just wan make u know ma worth ni

fuckluv: Abi na d nxt street u go? D aboki go don beat u comot for thr be dat o
Anyway sorry 4 dat. I just wan make u know ma worth ni

the aboki wicked die... Abeg take aboniki make u massage my back... Rub am gently o...Abeg.

fuckluv: When I don pass by tey tey. Whr u sef go

I been go find u for house o... Not knowing say na wrong address u gimme...

Sotenna: This Sunday no gel at all...my sister wan vex me.

Easy bro... I've noticed ur mood... Just calm down. #ogadinma!
*barMan! Give am e regular...#alomoThings*

fuckluv: *okada drop me here*
Yeah I don reach o.
Erm saintalone na u be dis

#hears her voice#
*hides bowl of ijebu garri under bed & cleans mouth...heads for the door*

Sweetheart welcome... Wetin u bring come jare...

obijenkinz: Hapi sunday n special greetings to d house.where evrybody come go na!

Happy Sunday bros...I hope ur day is sunny enough. Cos u gast dey shine #nonStop

lauraaa:

Mbanu biko. No oh, if u nw brk up wah hpns 2 d name on my body? Love no dey chack me lyk dat oh.

Wen we break up, you cut off that body part. #goodRiddanceToBadRubbish...

I pray say una even know wetin love mean... NewGenerationBabes.

Where is fuckluv sef... You never degwe today ooo

mayowa102: CAPITAL NO! When God created the earth, he create adam and eve, he declared them the controller of all what he had created, God didn't gave them a chance but a choice to decide what is right or wrong for them, likewise me,you and many of nairalandaz, gracious creator had given us opportunity to choose what is best for us and I had chosen #TEAMONDOSTATE, so I welcome everybody to follow let go with #ONDOTRAIN...

Ur view is respected ...

Respek!

PapiDShipCapt: Saintalone am still waiting for ur reaponse to my pm... Pla attend to it asap... Tnks

I've replied u since boss. Check ur email address.

Zikkie: Gd morning all. Pls Does anyone in the house know if Rivers state pays their state allowee regularly?

NO. They don't...

mayowa102: funny, which one be #teamsokondo na #TEAMONDOSTATE sure pass oooo

Lol...

Na church sure pass o...
Pls seriously join me say this prayer:
"Lord, I've influenced some natural decisions I'm supposed to leave to You! But if my choices are against Your natural will for me, let Your Will overwrite mine, AMEN"

mayowa102: on point my man, there is lots of better earning state than the fct...#teamONDO

Yes o...let's go...

#teamSOKOndo

PapiDShipCapt:

Am very well informed about the level of dev of d state n all.. I was working my posting there during B13 but had issues so i wasn't posted dere. But this time around i dunno y am not just bothered abt a particular state for service... Maybe i might just reconsider, hoping its not too late...

Ok boss... Make ur contacts ASAP.
If u require me to confirm lateness or not, pm me. Wuld be glad to be of assistance.

For those shouting #teamAbuja...hmmm...a simple advise, if u don't gat purpose and an already laid down means of achieving such purpose... You are on ur own o. Abuja is rugged without a preDefined plan.
You go see things dey happen, but u might not just be part of it. I've got fam & friends serving there...all with diff backgrounds and diff stories.

It's not a place of roses (as most people think)... So better investigate well well!

#teamSOK

PapiDShipCapt: ^^^^
no too give urself hope say camp will be all dried dis november.. Infact its depending on d geographical location of d state ur NYSC camp is located..

True talk...but rain suppose don reduce extremely or entirely by November sha.

PapiDShipCapt:

Sobu dun wanna tell me why its AK for u? Abi u de tink say na only u dem go post go dete?

Oya talk quick make i knw watin to do before runzing late... That na if e never late sef

Well, I hope it's not too late o. Cos most guys were so particular abt 12noon on Friday as the final day. It all depends tho...

AK? Hmmm... With a very rapidly developing economy, it's a perfect state to be. Depending on ur field tho...it could be extremely favourable. I'm into IT...and I've done some stuffs there several times in the past. So I've got good anticipation.
Finally, it's one of those states where u culd facilitate ur PPA

#teamSOK

saintalone: Beautiful posts by beautiful peeps of C13. Been on a tour of 5 states (bayelsa, rivers, imo, abia and akwaibom) since Wednesday. Uyo tripped me most though...beautiful place sha... With cheap luxurious hotels (service might just end up goin that way )..
Just got back to Delta now now.
Best weekend indeed!

How time flies. Jun08

#teamSOK