Phadekemmie:



You got cheated, got my white sneakers for 1,000, rechargable for 400, roundnecks (6) for 2000

Bros take am easy nau...
Na shoprite u buy your own? No! So don't complain!

But I sincerely hope NYSC roundneck don't get better than urs...
Even if na singlet...

madone: Beautiful people of NL batch C 2013 I greet u all.it would have been great fun if we meet in the same camp o so that all this jollimentation can fit in well. Anyway I ll be in akwa ibom pls I my eye jam ur eye and I say Nlander pls reply me well cos I will feed you to stupor for mammy or any joint of your choice
#team akwa ibom # all the way o

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#teamBenue

madone: Beautiful people of NL batch C 2013 I greet u all.it would have been great fun if we meet in the same camp o so that all this jollimentation can fit in well. Anyway I ll be in akwa ibom pls I my eye jam ur eye and I say Nlander pls reply me well cos I will feed you to stupor for mammy or any joint of your choice
#team akwa ibom # all the way o

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#teamBenue

fuckluv: Really?
I just don't feel like commenting today
Wants to be a silent viewer

Aww... Why nau?
Well, it's Your choice to make!

lauraaa:

Tah. God no go gree.
Mk I feel anoda environment abeg. I ws born here in ph, nursry -uni here in ph. If nt 4 d quest 2 change environ I 4 stay hre cos I've got some juicy opportunities.
I'll miss my frnds tho

Back to #teamBenue then.
Wish u the best tho...

EVARHGREEEN: Benue?! Naaaaaa... i min fnks, bt i fink i'll pass. Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ r strictly O.Y.O

... It is well.

BabyTee1:
O.M.G who is now in d middle *winks*

lauraaa:

Tah. God no go gree.
Mk I feel anoda environment abeg. I ws born here in ph, nursry -uni here in ph. If nt 4 d quest 2 change environ I 4 stay hre cos I've got some juicy opportunities.
I'll miss my frnds tho

Back to #teamBenue then.
Wish u the best tho...

BabyTee1: Hello peeps...gud evening, guess av missed a whole lot of fun, who's up

I'm down

lauraaa: One of my parrot mouth aunt tld my dad dat gals who serve in abj mess up demselves. I tlked nd tlked 2 defend myself bt yet no way, my dad kpt eyeing me all 2ru d tlk. God knows I ve no bad motive of goin 2 abj, jux dat my aunt in abj wnts me ova dere cos shez got some links.

Nw my dad is tlkin bout me redeploying 2 ph evn if he I'm posted 2 abj. I feel so dissapointed, lyk he doesn't trust me. He said he does bt d things my aunt tld him re so shoking. Big mouth woman jux cos she is manipulating her own daughter 2 stay in ph,she thinks evry1 should stay in ph. So angry 2nyt

sorry!
#teamRivers
BadGuyP

PapiDShipCapt:

Kai!! But even if de sieze them ag d gate, op de will be given back ag the end if d camping?

ETT... Yu know wat time it is...*in sarkodie's voice*
#voicemail

PapiDShipCapt:

Bad bele did u eat uzibo??

lauraaa: My brodas nd sisters I've had only cucumber 2day ooh,my head sef dey bang oh. all in a bid 2 lose d little flesh I added b4 nov. Pray 4 me ohh.

You wanna look "sassy" 4 them boys abi.
#pepeli!

WinnieDPooh: @Helen is it as short as this

Pls don't take such to camp...plsss
#HelpTheBoysToHelpYou

EVARHGREEEN: mehnnn...r Ɣ☺ΰ‎​ confused ni? Lwkm

pls come join me...
#teamBenue

Sotenna:

1. 2 white polo shirts.
2. 2 white shorts.
3. 3 white singlets.
4. 4 boxer shorts.
5. Clipper.
6. 2 pairs of white socks.
7. A bucket (to be bought in camp)
8. Torch light.
9. A food flask.
10. 2 spoons.
11. Toiletries.
12. Beverages.
13. My Walet and ATM.
14. 10 passports.
15. My call up letter and Certs.
16. Bed spread.
17. A pair of white Allstar shoes.
18. Towel.
Those are what I'm taking to wherever I'm posted.

You tight!
I'll probably add just 2 more shirts...and I'm good to go.

fuckluv: Good evening house mates

A part of me sincerely missed u...craaay

EVARHGREEEN: am no saint, bt den agn, dts one fin am yet to do

Good to know..

PapiDShipCapt:

Thumbs up girl.... The whole world loves a hard working lady...

Nahh... Not the whole world!

Palacedaughter:
the home driver part is so so funny man. Trying to imagine such a position as that of being the call driver even when mum is about to get groceries... Wish i cld have said this earlier: get a money making job, or invest your money into skill acquistion. I hope it's not too late but really just put it in mind. When you have a long time to yourself, engage in something active. I am a sanguine and mheeeen, u shld know now... We cannot sit in a place... Always jumping up and down. Imagine how horrible the boredom will be- 3months stay at home! Ehn,,, nibo! I finished my final exams June, realized i wld be staying home till November! Heavens forbid I sit for house, i go just die of boredom. I went into holiday coaching teachn b4 they resumed, started tailoring lessons alongside. Will be due to graduate next wk... Don't scream, I resume 9am close 6pm sometimes 7pm for 3mths now everyday except sunday excludn wen i went to teach( and that stopped a month ago). Also consider my keen interest in that skill, hence the speed. I can sow all basics now; any other extras like designs depend on ur imaginative power and wisdom. O tan! Sorry for this long epistle.... I am rarely this serious... Guess I am in a mood I gotta check.

Nice piece palace...
Your style of writing even proves ur sanguine-temp.

shawylux:
Wicked boy
Wicked boy

shawylux: This my dad wont kill me. He just saw the thread on 'basic things you ll need in camp' and since then he s been telling me 'I told you so'. Just because I told him its time i start my shopping, he s saying I dont need to shop for anything since Federal government will provide everything. His views on each of the item:
1. White round neck tops
2. White shorts
3. Pair of tennis shoes
All these will be provided @ the camp
4. A torch light - my Nokia torch will serve
5. Mosquito net and blanket - Take the ones @ home
6. Cooler, cup and spoom - dey booku for house
7. Buckets - this is the only item he will give me money for
8. Underwears and Towel - what happened to the ones I have?
9. Cash - for what? Food is provided, my alawee will be paid few days after I enter camp.
After all, the real meaning of NYSC is Now Your Suffering Continues. I still dey look am wit one eye shaa.

I ENVY UR DAD...WISHING all dads were like urs...

Helenqollinz: Yes na,even ur state get happenin places abi na lie?even at dat,most of d above mentioned can b seen even in d smalles semi city(no ask me wetin dat one mean o)

Hmmm
Then what am I waiting for?
#teamBenue reloaded o jare...
I'm gonna rock that semi-city HARD

Sotenna:

My shopping starts tomorrow.

BrodA abeg post that ur resized list again.
I like follow that same footstep...because na one small crossbag I even like hang go the camp

WinnieDPooh: Bad Belle

Helenqollinz: Na which of d Benue Lewiz dey tok about,cuz d one i know,is full of fun.Cheap accomodation(xcept u go form big man)light dey,water,cheap fun nd places 4 flexin so tok wetin u know nd ask ur friend which village him dey

Abeg no vex o... the "benue" u just described sounded like a city. Is there a benue city in benue state?

saintalone:

A friend in Pain pays N200 PER MONTH for his comfy self-con.

*Osun I meant...*eff this autocorrect shii*

Joyeux:
In terms of development i agree but they accomodation thing is a BIG lie.

A friend in Pain pays N200 PER MONTH for his comfy self-con.

EVARHGREEEN: lolz... †ђξ ladies, wen 'caught I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ act'

... I hope u are innocent.

christabeli: @ lewi the person dt i hv there in their HQ called my bro n told him to tell m to make anoda choice as d man will come them any moment and nobody know who it might affect

this somehow makes me feel good

Siraleeyu: No....sokoto

Yes o.
#teamSOK...let's gooo there...

Siraleeyu: not every1 ooo

I said almost.
For instance, 50 mobilized in my dept used 32 & 33 only. Does that mean that everyone in my dept Wuld only be posted to 2 states?
Naah