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shadrach77:
Which are the other two?

Alchemy528:
Ok ooo

Racoon:

The police in Gwagwalada Area Council of the FCT have arrested a man, identified as Solomon, over the disappearance of a woman’s breasts inside a banking hall.

City & Crime learnt that the incident happened around 2pm on Tuesday, when a woman, identified as Janet, went into a branch of a new generation bank in the area to deposit money.

It was gathered that the woman, who was in a queue, claimed that the suspect who stood at her back brushed her on the shoulder and her breasts disappeared.

A witness, Pamela, said the woman collapsed as a result of dizziness and that she raised the alarm that her breast had disappeared.

Pamela further said, “One of the bank’s staff immediately invited a female security to move the lady into a bathroom to check herself properly.’’

According to her, the lady pulled off her shirt and discovered that there was no breast on her chest, a situation which prompted the bank’s security to alert the police.

She added that, “The police came and picked up the suspect, even as the lady’s breasts were returned back to her after 20 minutes.”

A police source at the division who preferred anonymity confirmed the incident, saying the suspect was still helping the police with relevant information before the next line of action.

There was no response from the spokeswoman of the FCT Police Command, SP Adeh Josephine, over the incident.

89green:
Naija, see una Mate them







Are they even our mates?

Morocco, Portugal and Spain will co-host the 2030 FIFA World Cup tournament, world football ru0ling body, FIFA has announced.

According to a statement on FIFA’s website on Wednesday, October 4, 2023, the decision was taken by the FIFA Council.

“Following extensive consultation with all confederations and given the importance of marking the centenary of the FIFA World Cup the FIFA Council took key decisions in relation to the bidding and hosting of the Centenary edition of the FIFA World Cup in 2030 during its meeting held by videoconference from the Home of FIFA.


“In 2030, the FIFA World Cup will unite three continents and six countries, inviting the entire world to join in the celebration of the beautiful game, the Centenary and the FIFA World Cup itself.


“The FIFA Council unanimously agreed that the sole candidacy will be the combined bid of Morocco, Portugal, and Spain, which will host the event in 2030 and qualify automatically from the existing slot allocation subject to the completion of a successful bidding process conducted by FIFA and a decision by the FIFA Congress in 2024.


“Additionally, having taken into account the historical context of the first-ever FIFA World Cup, the FIFA Council further unanimously agreed to host a unique centenary celebration ceremony in the country’s capital, Montevideo, where the first ever FIFA World Cup took place in 2030, as well as three World Cup matches in Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay respectively.“



FIFA President Gianni Infantino said; “In a divided world, FIFA and football are uniting. The FIFA Council, representing the entire world of football, unanimously agreed to celebrate the centenary of the FIFA World Cup, whose first edition was played in Uruguay in 1930, in the most appropriate way.


“As a result, a celebration will take place in South America and three South American countries – Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay – will organise one match each of the FIFA World Cup 2030. The first of these three matches will of course be played at the stadium where it all began, in Montevideo’s mythical Estádio Centenário, precisely to celebrate the centenary edition of the FIFA World Cup.”


Infantino added:“The FIFA Council also agreed unanimously that the only bid to host the FIFA World Cup 2030 will be the joint bid of Morocco, Portugal and Spain. Two continents – Africa and Europe – united not only in a celebration of football but also in providing unique social and cultural cohesion. What a great message of peace, tolerance and inclusion.



“In 2030, we will have a unique global footprint, three continents – Africa, Europe and South America – six countries – Argentina, Morocco, Paraguay, Portugal, Spain and Uruguay – welcoming and uniting the world while celebrating together the beautiful game, the centenary and the FIFA World Cup.”


While Morocco and Portugal have never staged the FIFA World Cup, Spain hosted the tournament in 1982.

Cooletempa:
Sad fool……. . Tinubu will buy you gas now. .

Cooletempa:
Coming from a dunce that lacks comprehension, I would that is rich. Condom could easily have saved us this problem.

Cooletempa:
Listening to a semi illiterate whose stupidity could have extinguished by a simple condom. Pathetic.

SAMBARRY:
bitterness will never take away your pain

If you truly love your country,you will love nigeria regardless of whether it's Tinubu, Obi or Atiku but this bitterness is dangerous to your mental health because you will be seeing Tinubu all over your TV screens, newspaper and Bill boards in a long time

Cooletempa:
Just listen to this fool….. ’it doesn’t matters‘ ……

Cooletempa:
Not as stupid as your perpetual cries.

Cooletempa:
Dumbness is free….. enjoy it.

BossGerald:
How much were you paid to be this stewpid?? Don't tell me all this madness is for free??

Gajagojo:
You or me needs to calm down??

You are the one that punctuates your speech with insults and contempt For poor peolle

From what you wrote I know what you wrote not what You think
whatever you thought makes no difference to your statement on poverty
Poverty is pervasive in Nigeria
That is the bitter reality of most Nigerians who cannot even imagine cooking with gas

9japride:
I see the increase in price of cooking gas as deliberate. I thought people were now using cooking gas to power the electricity generators?
All these is just a way to keep the common man down and when you ask those supporters of every government policies, what are they benefiting as a Nigerian none will give any reasonable answer.
With all the money flying up and down, how has it impacted directly to the common man?
I saw a thread on white Elephant projects and some people still try to defend such projects. How are the people benefiting from such projects?
The only thing they know is how to be more wicked.

Savedday2:
My prayer is 1kg should be 5,000, fuel should be 5,000 per litre and $1 should be #8,000 so that all the weak people will die off remaining only the strong.

Cooletempa:
Bros you need to calm down. If you read what I wrote you will know that I thought it was 1000 for the 12.5kg.

001Lotion:
Guy I have never really caused some one in this life, but I cause you today for this your utterance, your will never be far from hardship till the rest of your life.

Ensa777:
Used to fill our 12.5kg for 2800 now i bought #850 yesterday per kg.

Emyzoloye5:
Your brain is empty...20000 of which currency per KG

Senseless urchin

Blitzking:
GAS WEY BE 350 NAIRA SOME YEARS AGO

a4cube:
It seems you are IPOB living in Agbado Republic.

b4ball:
You can’t support APC and not be daft! Does anyone use 1000 gas for one month? In a bid to support the evil party and broke shame the OP, he forgot to understand the 1000 is for just 1kg.

An average family of 5 should use moderately about 12.5kg monthly. That’s #12500. In a country where minimum wage is still 30k, transport has gone up, food and fuel has gone up and nothing is stimulating income and economy!

Gas went from 250-300 per kg under PDP to 1k per kg. More than 300% increase. This is reflected in every other sphere of the economy and yet poverty has fried the OPs brain or APC has weaponized poverty.

When Nigerians are ready; they will know what to do with their oppressors and their minions. Arab spring happened for far less.

Isobug:
Funny part is that those Ronu Miscreants do not even see Nigeria as worsening. All they want is that their THUBV at the helm.

I bought #920 yesterday shaa

Usmanovic95:
After enduring for 8years under buhari,what came out of it?

You still want to go on another round of suffering all in the name of supporting APC.

Ogbeni Dem no dey give award for who suffer pass naw.

paramakina202:
It is more expensive if you live within opposition neighbourhood next time go to APC neighbourhoods where it is sold at 450 naira.

Seefinish:
this is how to identify a grown up man who is still living with his aged parents.
A grown up man without a responsibility

Legitiscool:
I don't understand you o

Are all fingers equal?

You are not feeding him, and he has right to complain, even ooni the billionaire said times are hard

Cooletempa:
Everything about them is complain. That gas last about one month. The same thing is sold for about 20000 in poorer parts like in Ethiopia and Eritrea. Ordinary 1000 for gas for one month…… the Fool is complaining as if the company that sells them should not make a profit. Poverty has fried some peoples brain.

Tallesty1:
There is a way to get these things at half their normal price.


Just say one of these to the seller.

* We doged a bullet
* Igbos can never rule Nigeria
* Lessons must be learnt


ETC.


Thank me later