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dryyansh1:
I'm waiting for you abi e don lost ni

iv been paid.

Op me self, i tire o.

Lassa fever is what i see.

Hmm It is well.

HMMM

AS IN MY MOTHER? NO MORE WORDS AGAIN, THE MARRIAGE IS OVER.

dollyjoy:
Who are you?

busy body.

MrsChima:
He is sleeping.

hmm so its me and u alone in this big house, what should we do?

MrsChima:
Hey love! Many chatters changed names and keeping a low profile. Many have never left Nairaland and created alternate persona.

anyways, this is sweetorgasm, once again welcome back.
Hw is mrchima?

postmann:

Oh really. well, why not tell me then what she's saying?

she was saying, he has too many ass lickers.

Wow our one and only mrschima. Welcome back, i hope u came with draify and lala247 and gurgle.

kwakwakwa:
I enjoyed drinking cassava flakes (garri) with Bean Cake ( akara )

hmm thats a strange combination.

postmann:

You're trying to say he is an unwelcome light whose rays ALWAYS travel through dark tunnels of hidden rituals where pretence and deceit are served for refreshment.

I understand your point.

thats not what she was saying.

cuvox:
hey brother, not everyone understands you, you know. sometimes just ignore.

anyhow sha, how is home

Iniesta thats what they dnt know abt me.
Home is fine, fernabache cut my 10,million naira bet.
20games to win 10million naira and just one cut and its fernabache of all team that tore my slip.
Chai i just weak.

ogorwyne:
At all. I don't go close to it sef because of its smell. When it comes to fish I only eat fried or dried fish. Anytn fresh count me out

hmm i have a friend that hates fresh fish too.
Its so bad that up till now, the both of you dnt know the Joy in eating fresh fish and banga soup.

Teespice:
who do we have here? thesonofmark, if I am not mistaken.

I wasn't talking to you.

mehnn what GOD gave you as a chest is enough for you to be the Governor of MANCHESTER CITY.

Smellymouth:
Na today u don know say saintfellow dey smoke weed?

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lol there was a time we added weed to our soup. I ate it.

Teespice:
who do we have here? thesonofmark, if I am not mistaken.
I wasn't talking to you.

lmao wicked.

ogorwyne:
No o. U r alone on that o. I nor dey near anytn sardine.

dnt u like sardine?

colik:
Try it! I'll be waiting for your testimony.

lol ok i will try it.

ogorwyne:
Enugu.

no wonder. U know delta state mostly love cassava farm.

ogorwyne:
Garri, cabin and milk. Muaaah!!! Sweet. This ur sardine sha. How d garri go be like?

the garri will be more dope, just mix everything together, scatter the sandine and its oil 4 the water and steer. Try it and thank me later.

colik:
Haha....Have you tried drinking it with meat? fried meat sha. Have you?

wow iv not, is it delicious?

ogorwyne:
Been long. The garri in this place is not soakable. I just taya for am. If u take am make eba u go vex too. Have been on garri break till I enter my Delta again.

lol which state are u in?

victorels:
Garri, ground out, fish That is very expensive in this vilage.

lol

Wingback:
There is something about Garri I can't explain, it fills you up but has low nutritional value?

That's like my last resort when I am done exhausting my money for the month...I soak Garri like once in 5 weeks.





Even my white roommates know the joy of Garri.

confirm, infact ure too much. Seun pls make him a mod, for this post.

colik:
That one na confirm concoction oh.

lol na xo na, its preferable than indomie and egg.

colik:
Last month....I used fish and it was awesome.
The thing dey hungry me now sef.

lol nice one, im abt to use a smoked fish to soak mine.
That in school, garri and cabin biscuit with milk and sandin soak and mix together is our warri cornflakes.

Fun thread.
Ok this is just for fun, when last did you soak garri and groundnut or fish?
Be truthful.
As for me, sincerely, im about to soak garri and fish, though there is rice to eat but i just feel like doing it, it reminds me of the past lol.
Cc lalasticlala mynd44

DarkSavage:
Farano, Rocktation, lalasticlala, Dominique.

This boy has begun his foolishness that defies human understanding.

I hope you guys are beginning to see he isn't a victim of cyber bullying but, rather, for an unexplainable reason, he can't participate with the cyber community like every other Normal human.

When he gets banned, he pleads with tears calling you all "aunty" , "mummy", "uncle"

He's saintsamurai now saintfellow and he doesn't change. If I play his game, I will bring him to tears and frustration.

Please rein him in.

I was only joking with miimzy.
Dnt take everything serious. As u can c, iv modified.

ITS ALL FOR THE MONEY.
THAT THING CALLED LOVE NO LONGER EXIST, IT DIED WHEN ROMEO AND JULIET DIED FOR EACH OTHER.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]where are yer memes? [/color]

memes are for ladies and not for men.