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gozie85:
pls guys what is green card? cos i hv never heard of it

one card like that! It's used for collecting free Tissue paper (toilet rolls) from stores!

you don't need it

erisegun:
lolzzzzz!!! Hw u tak knw

#Nyimu

you always yimu on posts nii ...
meanwhile, *smacks the plastic nose*

Nigerdeltaboi:
morning fellas

morning baba

sparkleRed:
Hmmm camp!
Things 2 do
1) [s]get a camp bf, dat will be spending @ mami market 4. Me [/s]
2) join the christian group in camp
3) Join Red Cross! And be d commandant or parade leader or quarter master!
4) get 2 know pple....almost everyone by name, and yes I can am dat playful
5) get 2 be my platoon leader
6) leader 4 evertin
7) familiarise wit d solider with limit!so dat I cn work my ppa
and every other things 2 come I will do, by God's grace



Things nt 2 do
1) get expelled 4rm camp
2) fight in camp, even though am good @ it
3) form clique na I don't fancy dat shit
4) have beef!

nice one ... let me list mine too

things to do :

(1) Join some nice groups.
(2) Play soccer at every given opportunity
(3) Find the chosen one (hope I meet her there)
(4) Do everything possible to get a good posted to d capital
(5) Organize a Legal party!
(6) Get to know people (as many as possible! Networking is key)


Things not to do:

(1) Get into a fight (like say I sabi fight sef)
(2) Argue with drunks at mami or in the hostel
(3) get injured
(4) Face Expulsion


so help me Ya Allah.

Erisegun, if u yimu to this post ehnnn... stories that touch

Nigerdeltaboi:
if the info about posting turns out to be true na so so "Osun corpers lets meet ,Kaduna corpers ,Borno corpers etc
go full here by this time tomorrow.
fingers crossed.

lol... divided the house shall be!

ok guys, just found out you can buy your nysc prep gadgets from Konga! cheap n easy...

visit Konga dot com and enter NYSC into the search bar!

boom!

erisegun:
hahahahahahaha! Na because him dey stroll anyhw4 here ni*

no joor! it was because he tried to help people out with getting things for NYSC easily

Jusome:
na now abuja say make we graduate...we lost 2years to crisis and strike

the guy you talking to can't reply you! he has been banned! do you understand? banned!

chai life is wicked ooo...

you guys won't be hearing from Ogbenijhybo! damn... how can we appease the mods ooo...

doublezero7:
Bro, I'm seriously considering Oyo state too oo! I feel like I'm the only one going to Osun! And I really want to enjoy this 1 year of service!

Don't worry! We'll be there together... it's goona be legen...dary!!! Osun #A15

babatawa:
*unfortunately on the other side of the road was a rail track, that was how the new train commissioned by GEJ crushd his destiny* ...

R I P erisegun

Is this really a joke ?

doublezero7:
She's actually my boo's bestie...but I know sleekyonyx can share!

Bad Guy...

doublezero7:
I'm so glad it went well! You owe me a kiss at the #A15Party...and I'm getting it on the stage in front of everyone!!! .

*strolling down d thread* but make we no lie.. U be A SE wO

Whoopss... just got back from watching UCL, this Shackle guys didn't write Madrid a letter that they were coming for flesh and blood!!!
Di Matteo na winch oooo!!!

*btw* congrats to those that were able to complete their reg... @mzJane, y was my name missing from ur acknowledgment? ?? Congrats shaa...

Good evening jaree my people, was at one of the accredited cafe today n did my registration successfully after visiting 4 cafes close to me n they were telling me rubbish! I have sha done d reg successfully n impatiently waiting for call up no cus this guy must not be thrown beyond Osun ooo...
I'm sha happy I got d green card without any itch...
That is d end of my testimony :-) . Praise tha Lord !

My heart still goes out those yet to get rectification on their issues!

ABDamola:
Okay o!
Ur own too dy cum! Mayb it will b u and e-boo(or u no get one?)

Hmmnn... setting P!

Good morning house! Hope you all had a great night? Ok...
Was suppose to do my reg yday but didn't due to some circumstance n my state of mind! (Hope someone ask)
So today, I'll be going for d reg n I say a big, fat prayer that there will be no issue!!!
And to those still having issues, may God help resolve Before it's too late.
Amen... Bye.


But

Before I end this, to those E-fighters creating 15pgs of crosswords (kai, them born trouble join you?)... kindly n jejely bury your Bolo n move on...

E-peacemakers too, pls let's get over it n move on.

Bye. ..
Wishing myself luck

Electronzeez:
Egbon ekuro lono ki lastma to muyin. Emi o gbo oyinbo o.

Masare fi yoruba finish yin

Lol... omota, no try me ooo! All dis shirt n tie na lie ooo *packs shoe n run*

Electronzeez:
Ewooo, i don miss chontin
I go soon swear for those wey de seperate fight for here .


Daniel ewo ntie......efi wonle ko ja jare.

Mayorsweet, walexy ahmed......wetin concern agbero with overload?

You can start your own !!!

tolustx:
Sirriddy and every OaU graduate her, I heard from a friend that a list of prospective corp members whose data contains error(s) has been pasted @ dsa and people ve been asked to come correct dr details latest by 2mao. Pls inform everyone dat u can get across to so as to be able to check if d person's name is dr and to correct where necessary.
Cc: richybanky sheyman4phy noordean, abdamola, nigerdeltaboi.
Pls copy all oda OAU graduates.
Tnx.

Thanks for d invite mahn!!!

Electronzeez:
the group is still young but i have sent you and invite to confirm.

add me to d group bro... 7EEB0374

The rate at which this thread is moving enh... (I fear ooo)... I only left for 2hours n came baq to 16pgs! (maka y)... If you still having itch with this stuff, pls be calm... Insha Allah your faults will be rectified!
*btw* can a good Samaritan just give the process for d registration? and I thought at d briefing they said it isn't compulsory for one to pay d 4k for e-call-up letter! (some of us will still like to go baq to school to pick d letter)
*lot of questions on this reg sef jaree*
what was I doing while they were enlightening us on the procedure sef ...

Odelana1:
Tolustx
cc: sodiqyinka
good evening sir please can you help me confirm mine too
sch... The polytechnic ibadan
matric....2009231100078
dob.....21/08/1990
Name ....odelana....
jamb....93150756HG



thank you sir may God bless you

result attached... seriously, this stuff can be depressing but don't disturb yourself too much over this thing... there is always a solution

EDDS:
Good morning everyone, pls @tolustx helped me confirm ystday and it said invalid jamb no(43458991EI) and u said I shld try and revalidate it, I tried to revalidate it on d jamb website and it still said invalid number. I don't know what to do again. I did nt enter the uni thru jamb but thru predegree(remedial sciences) so initially I did nt have a jamb no so when we wanted to serve in 2013 all of us dat came thru pre degree were asked to convert ie to get jamb no so we paid 5K to the sch officially and after 1mnth we were given jamb no. My mates have used theirs since 2013 and they've finished service, I have been having mobilization issues since so finally the Std affairs dept has sent my name to nysc and I confirmed it but now the jamb no is invalid. I'm so confused as to what to do, i'll go to jamb office in bwari abj today to see if they can help but pls does anyone have any suggestion. Thank you. cc tolustx sodiqyinka

It's no bad idea if you go back to school and complain about the Jamb no. being Invalid... It can be rectified, such happened to some of my coursemates too.... but since you going to Jamb office, try it out n see what comes out of it .... Good luck... #A15

Eclement:
Ah beg o..help sumone out o..a sister of mine is yet to confirm heer name on NYSC portal o..
Surname: Akinye
School: OAU
Matric: Bot/2009/031
D.O.B: 24/4/1992.
Pls, help her out, she has not been in good mood all ds while..
Thanx o

just checked dis n result attached. .. just tell her to contact her school DSA or ILPO office

TeGaTeGa1:
Knew it from the start

You be Google wetin u know from start

Awaiting till May... Can't wait for yhe experience #gonnaBEcRazy

been reading NL from window for like 15mths had to log in to comment on this trend, these prayers dey fascinating and I just dey say amen like Prayer warrior. Like it or hate it, this is d dreamland for some of us n we gonna make it there.... and make it big!!! Una wey dey America dey expect me ooo

pg 1994; weldone to d crew/

watabambam: Dillish's make-up

Oh my Maria, she looks awesome.

the first one was hilarious ...

Kslib: I havent heard this song oo.
Abi na fela sing am?

All izz well!

I'm not sure but I think its AniGbolapo-Kuti. *smiles*

Kslib: Wait ooo!!!
From where @dramah comot from?
Lol,he dey quote comments of last week..

All izz well!

WONDER WONDER WONDER WONDER... WONDER WONDER ... WONDER WONDER