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I can't bliv I just missed d highlight show while I'm infront of ma tv... got carried away by Madrid's game ... ha...

hiteelong: Feza & beef!!!! I wonder who she neva beef.....

it's low self esteem n Insecurity.

ella.b:
Melvin is...*blushes*the lips,the biceps..heavens,he's H.A.W.T.

Meanwhile,Beverly's assssss is getting big o.

She's growing into a woman... n that's good news ... she'll be less Irresponsible

copied from a timeline on twitter;

Red team head back to unite with
white team in the house and Feza
just told the driver to slow down

The period between now and
when Feza rejoins Oneal in the
house cannot be long enough for
her.

The way Elikem and Sulu are
celebrating their loss, I think we
need them in Arsenal.

White 6 - 5 Red. No surprise! As
usual, the red team were dressed
like Liverpool.

If Melvin was half as aggressive in
the house as he is on the field,
Dillish would be pregnant by now.

The only shots Dillish has been
responsible for, are the ones
taken by the photographers.

The reason Dillish is not wearing
white is so she's not confused for
the goal post.

Half-time: White 4 - 1 Red. As we
await how Oneal will tell us his
strategy is working.

Sulu is really trying in attack but
his stomach is defending against
him.

BREAKING NEWS: Annabel is also
on the field.

Red 1 - 3 White. Nando scores yet
again. Selly must be watching with
nostalgia.

Melvin tries a shot but misses. He
misses with Dillish every night.

Elikem has been excellent in
midfield for red team. The tailor is
really measuring his passes.

Nando tries to head the ball but
misses. He is talented at a
different kind of head.

Red team finding it tough to score
Pastor Oneal the goalkeeper. The
post is covered by the blood.

Dillish looks on as other HMs
warm up for the match. She is
already hot.

HMs are fully prepared as they
arrive the arena with their football
and Oneal's eyeballs.

U can play a 2-aside football
match on Jocelyn Dumas' hips

There are more adverts for this
football match than UEFA
champions league.

spade: The only time I fight is when arguing about football ooo!

Manchester United tinssss.

see Ur mouth... U don lost 2 matches for pre-season n U still dey fit type Man U thingz.... Yeye guy, make Una just sell dat man wey dey wear no 10 for Una

megliz: Pls can someone relate Oneza to any work of shakespare.

yeah. ... Merchant Of Venice

adaberry: Just saw this on T.V: Votinq Elikem like no tomorrow,If Botswana is Votinq Oneal they should remember their country is just the population of a church in Niqeria...Lmao!!!

Hahagahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa....
Dis people go kill person

safarigirl: Abeg why is this our sister, Beverry dressing like a hobo these days? Angelo's wack style is rubbing off on her, eewww.

Btw, elikem just said Nigerians have fresh skin, especiall the girls

Melvin: "so me now like this, I have fresh skin"

Elikem: "yes now, you no see my own? For Ghana our wind dey spoil skin (huh?)"

Awww... I so much feel proud to be a Nigerian except 4 dis policies of our government n infrastructure... and to think of it na TRUE... Even me wey no be butter sef get fresh skin lol...

Melvin is d king. *weather U like it or not, when U see him U must shake Ur head.* Oya rotate*

Funny enough I wasn't feeling Melvin's calmness at first but man has crawled out a bit n is doing gud enough ...
so no more beef...

dats a testimony...

Kslib: Sometimes,i feel like maria and dillish aint that close as we believe...

I'd say, Maria is more into d friendship than Dillish... I dislike talking about dillish cus her game plan is so dumb n lazy... I sure miss Maria ...
n Like I said y'day to someone on twitter, if Melvin come out come Bleep Maria Up ... to find good babe ooo, I learnt dis from other people's mistake ...

*btw* When U see. Safari U don see story... lolxxxzzz

fork adict: (1) And if I get a walker, I should be watching big bro while at work right. How professional and ethical.
(2) I wake up on a typical weekday by 5am. And you expect me to stay up till 3am? Na me wan win the $300k?
(3) Thank you.
(4) Absolutely uneccessary.

and U can come on Nairaland on n post comments Very professional n ethical U know?
Fork, time don reach 4 U to drop dis talk... U n I know say U just wan torment Melvin fans... but na work U dey... thank U 4 ur normal cooperation Bro...

tuktudicko: Geez!!!
Una can lyk wahala
U v indirectly stated dat adaberry is local....na wa oooo

Make una free d love birds abeg
or do I take it dat u r hitting on safarigirl indirectly??

Dude, I never said Adaberry is Local... I only dropped ma opinion. I don't want trouble ooo

Even if the BigBrother Fish with d
Red Hat is put 4 possible eviction
against Oneal, Africa will save the
Fish. #BBATheChase

from twitter...

@Kslib: Ur Adaberry make sense shaa but I'll pick Safarigirl any day... Simple n sophisticated

*btw* Feza seem to an opportunist...
She's playing dis game in her mind not knowing its d game playing her...

spade: Hmmmmmmmm!

I can see Safarigirl is staying true to her plan by codedly pushing the ONeal-for-finals strategy for Twirra

Shebi na you be something-something-diva wey snap close to the bedsheet?

Hmmmm... You take style fine shaa

She try plenty... n looks very young too... Less wonder she doesn't dig dillish... She has dis resemblance with Maria Lol

Ginger78: @safri,i will say wateva i want to say.melvin is a bore.dos people u listed are somehow better dan him and even nando is beta dan him too.stop overhyping him and forcing him down our throat.he is a bore.sulu is even way beta dan him.

Dude, y u doing dialog to Urself? don't just come here n give opinions on wat u read on twitter, I guess U don't even watch highlight shows... Annabel, bump, dillish n cleo are beta dan Melvin U need to delete Ur FB Acct cus U're misInformed...
Abeg make U drop dis case b4 U display more stupidity by saying Motamma, Bigeausus n nyll are also beta... mtchewww...
Must U type? Abegii

Agbgift: Wen eveva came to disturb elekem in d bathroom abt se.x, wen evea left, the fish said: ewwwww she is naughty.
Elikem: d u tink she meant wat she said?

Fish: I don't knwwwwwww.

Elikem: wy are u sounding as if u want se.x too. Hahahahhahahahah

Elikem na junkie too. Jst making d fish blush.

LWKMD... ROTFL... ROTFLMAO ':!.. ELIKEM D TAILOR IS A MAD MAN

Pokello was met at d airport by about #10,000 people in Zimbabwe...

languys69: You are entitled to your opinion and I to mine. I am yet to see an ugly face that is hot. Beautiful does not mean pretty. Words have meaning. Don't just throw 'em around.

Dude cool off already, U don't even know wat hot is... When U talking Hot chics ; U talking Beverly n Koketso ...

people like Cleo n Dillish are regarded as Sexy...

noname: Abeg how do I private message you? I no want make some people go dey flood the guy mentions abeg. You know some people dey craze and everything.

Abeg drop d handle, no one will flood his mentions... na tweet people wan read

tweet on dillish vs Jazz beauty

Jazz. Even with weight. She's a
cutie" @Amslik3B : #BBATheChase .
Africa who is more beautiful jazz
or dillish"

no be me talk am ooo

safarigirl: True jare...my own support is just 4 now..I know he'll come back and marry a 9ja girl.
But u need to see how people laugh @ Nigerians on twitter.
That we are forcing Dillish on Melvin because we lack fine girls in Nigeria.
And I don't blame them becos some shameless Nigerians will be tweeting as if they've not seen fine girl b4..
If fine girls don finish 4 lag make Melvin come Abj..plenty fine girls full ground remain 4 here.
Dillish his beautiful agreed! But there are girls that are way more beautiful than her in Nigeria.

By far... sleep differ from death naw... For na school wey be village-like institution sef,she no fit be hard stuff...
she's pretty tho but not the so wow!!! beauty ... abeg just drop her case cus...

safarigirl: And this is a big lie!!!!!!!
Maria has never done such..I read her tweets daily.
She even begs people like Nosy-Diva to stop their hate towards Dillish.
Where did u get this lie 4rm..abeg.
The other day a Nigerian rudely told her to call her fans to order cos they were running down Dillish.
She replied politely saying she would do so..and few minutes later she mentioned them on her TL saying Dillish is her friend best friend and they should respect that.
She doesn't respond to Mellish tweets and doesn't even retweet Melaria tweets (I guess it's to avoid Media n stuff)
The highest she does is reply (not quote) Melaria tweets in code.
Check her tweeter Handle @marianepembe and go thru her tweets if u doubt me.
Don't lie here cos u wanna support Mellish abeg..any1 Melvin chooses is good enuf 4 me..and for now he says it's Maria!!!

I read her tweets daily too n I can say U are right, she rarely talk about Melaria sef...

miss sparkle: I don't have a twitter account !

The lady's tweet sounds like ur posts.. Kk

West Africa is on fire n some people are gossiping n telling lies...

Updates on twitter are the ones giving d notch now not wat hommies are doing here but una dry try sha...

@MISS SPARKLES are u @DulcetChic31 on twitter

Good A.M all...
some people will come here n upload a newspaper n call it their opinion when U can summarize d whole shit u have on ur mind...

adaberry: Join me oo!! Or i will retreat oo!!!

If U form any retreat there, I go wooze U... no be person be Mandela

Bassey leaves n U all think U'll enjoy BBA God bless u all with dis boring show...
All Ur fun now remain at Bev's Finge.rin.g

Mighty Duck mouth Pokello
dat should have been Feva mahn...

Where is Annabel

Bassey on night mode; Hilarious

Cleo n Dillish needs lecture 4rm Oneal...

Not in front of feza lady...
Just calm down girl n come home ...

seems Angelo said something. crazy to her

Poki's flat breast oooo...

dis one wey Cleo just dey hug Dillish ehm....

*Modified*

Na who beat Beverly? ??

Whats Up with Cleo n Diillish sef
Their behaviour ehn...