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Family / Re: Quitting Masturbation: Talking To The Right Person by Salvagedrunk: 9:08am On Aug 09, 2020
The gym does it for me so effortlessly

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Is Now A Den Of Yahoo Boys And Prostitutes — Actor Yemi Solade by Salvagedrunk: 9:01am On Aug 09, 2020
No be lie
Religion / Re: When Was The Last Time You Prayed For Your Spiritual Growth? by Salvagedrunk: 8:58am On Aug 09, 2020
The financial growth that I'm praying for has not been answered. So one at a time
Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots 23-Year-Old Man Dead In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by Salvagedrunk: 7:56pm On Aug 08, 2020
It's a fuckd up world

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Politics / Re: NDDC Asks Senator Nwaoboshi To Refund ₦2.6 Billion by Salvagedrunk: 8:20pm On Aug 07, 2020
Gen geng geng... I'm not surprised though, Nigeria political system at its best

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Romance / Are the rapists on break? by Salvagedrunk: 8:34am On Aug 07, 2020
A quick question.

So for the typo and errors, I'm just a human

Are they not having sex again or are there not ladies out there saying 'no/stop" anymore? Or previous months were the mating months of people in Nigeria?

Then why are we not hearing about all these rape stories again? Or are some of the ladies are just trying to jump on the trend and destroy someone's life because a real rape victim won't talk too much/ware make up to cry in front of the camera.

Say no to rape and say no to false accusations because both can lead to death.

Career / Celebrities Are No Superhuman by Salvagedrunk: 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2020
What if there's is enough gbas gbos in this write up to cure your boredom? Well, if you are a grammar conscious person, I would like to advise you to abort the mission of reading this piece, you can be "degrammered"

what if you are among the top richest celebrity in Nigeria? What if you are the most popular Dj in Africa? Why do you think this is not possible?

Well, it's another new day and we all need daily motivation to start our day, today we will be having a short note on why celebrities don't have two heads. In short, they are people like us that believe in their dream and pursue it vigorously.

Believe it or not, you are more intelligent than an average celebrity but they have got something you don't have that must be vital for your survival, money, or balls. Believe it or not, we all have talents, some are what I would like to call adaptive stupidity for example brother shaggi, very intelligent but sometimes stupidity suits his personality online and he has a gut. Now compare brother shaggi kind of talent to what you have. What do you think is preventing you in actualizing your dream of becoming that celebrity with that superb talent of yours?

So you think its because tope has a spiritual head is the reason she always carries first in the class while, although your matric numbers are 005 but somehow always be at the bottom of the A4 paper when the result is out? Although she a female like you but she got some balls of steel, in short, epòn irin ( it's time to make peace with that your Yoruba neighbor)
Or you think you can't become that finest fashion designer, the intelligent teacher, the multi-million dollar entrepreneur, the footballer, the drummer, or the reality star?
Not just guts, but also money. While chasing that talent/dream, remember to work hard for money— the second most important thing after oxygen and God according to a friend of mine.

Remember;
The hustle is for mama, but when alert enter, you will remember Folake, Tinuke, Ayonke, and some other Ks.
The difference between nothing and something is very obvious.
You only live once!
Life has no part two.
Well, an assignment for you, I will be back soon to continue... Gotta pee

What if you correct those grammatical errors?

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