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sexzskil:
Ariel Jalali (R) of the company Sensay, offers
a job to US President Barack Obama after he
is finished with his presidency during a
town hall meeting at Cross Campus in Santa
Monica, California, October 9, 2014. Cross
Campus is a collaborative workspace that
brings together freelancers, creative
professional, entrepreneurs and other
startups. (credit: SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty
Images)
SANTA MONICA (AP) — He’s still got two
years left on his current contract, but
President Barack Obama is already
fantasizing about the day he can go to
work in sweatpants.
And he’s got at least one job offer.
Obama was answering questions Thursday
from young entrepreneurs at the office
facility Cross Campus when one go-getter,
Ariel Jalali, pitched his startup Sensay, a
mobile app corporation.
“The question is really more in the form of
an offer,” he said. “I wanted to get a jump
on the competition in offering you your
next gig. It’s super rewarding. You get to
help people.”
Obama asked with a laugh, “You’re offering
me a job?”
“That’s right,” Jalali said.
“Wow, OK,” the president said.
Jalali continued: “You can help anyone from
anywhere using your — nothing more than
your brain and a smartphone, and you can
do it anonymously. So, what do you think?”
The audience laughed along with Obama
and his would-be employer. Obama did
allow that being president had been a
privilege but that eight years was long
enough. Being able to dabble in the issues
of the day while wearing sweatpants and a
baseball cap sounded attractive, he
admitted.
“But I think I’d have to check out your
perks,” the president said. “Do you have,
like, a sushi bar?”
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/10/09/obama-gets-first-post-presidential-job-offer/

I can't comment on the other thread you created. My Comments were removed and seems I'm on a ban to that Thread. Just to let you know. I didn't go solo!

Youngsage:
see dem small boys... Lol.

Congrats to him.

HAkorehdeh:
To me registration is no problem but promoting. Anyone ready to help on that?

Thanks in advance

What are you promoting? Is it Clickbank affiliations? If it is, pls just acknowledge by saying yes. Don't go into details with that. I don't want folks to have an idea into what you are promoting.

sexzskil:
good morning sir, here is a hoplink generated for me. it is usually going through each time i post in directly somewhere and post it, but if i try to shorten it then there would always be problem. here
<a href="http://7f399cnr6o2vbsc2nfoi3n3d3c./" target="_top">Click Here!</a>

I tested your link, it worked. But on the shortened url, seems this kind of promotional link violates their terms and agreement. Try another link in a whole different niche (area of specialization)in any url shortened website, it would get shortened.

I attached 4 image of my testing.

P.S. Your link you posted was correct but you don't get to see it fully. One don't get to see... until you are quoted.

sexzskil:
good morning sir, here is a hoplink generated for me. it is usually going through each time i post in directly somewhere and post it, but if i try to shorten it then there would always be problem. here
<a href="http://7f399cnr6o2vbsc2nfoi3n3d3c./" target="_top">Click Here!</a>

I am yet to shortened your link. I only clicked to test it, it didn't match any document.

Usually, its suppose to lead me to a webpage of some promotions or there about. If the link leads me no where it would still be an error to shorten it.

When I get a right link that opens ( works) I shall try to shortened it.

Pls, call me Samson!

ugwum007:
all dis people reading dis post, dont u ve homes to sweep...dis is Saturday morning for Christ sake

Shey na broom u use type this nonsense?

sexzskil:
Am using a PC, i'll try and pass one link to u very soon for later todat. Thanks!

Alright. Copied!

These tag lines caught my eyes; Subsidy, Sure-p and close to a N1 trillion.

Another avenue for those subsidy thieves to re-arm themselves violently with billions of Naira.

Sure-P that couldn't give an account to the N500 million Missing funds. When it was busy cool its heels in the foreign account. Damn! This dudes are worse than ISIS.

Sure-P creating stupid jobs that we don't get to see one singular person that has benefited from its programme. Them be ghost?

Funny enough, the bad and the wicked don't die easily. They live longer than the good!

Why name a Dog bad just to kill it. Most stupid thing I read this morning.

sexzskil:
Very useful reply! Pls i want to bother u once more, am so freakin sorry. My affiliate clinks are becoming unavailable whenever i click them myself, sometimes when i post them to URL shortener i'm being told ''error URL'', ''incomplete URL'' or ''broken URL''. Why?

What device are you using for the conversion? A Mobile or PC?

There should not be any error.

I would like to check them out for you, I hope not to get an error. Give me your link over a secured connection, so that it won't get duplicated.

sexzskil:
for my billing address, this is how my address look like on payoneer,

university of ilorin, departme
t of history, P.M.B1515, Tanke
Ilorin
240103
NG

It should get to your department. Do well to let your department (Secretary to HOD) know you are expecting a parcel (Parcel should bear your name, that way DEPT can get your attention easily when it arrives).

Hope you dept put out a notice on their board for such. (They should na).

Keep in touch with Payooneer to know when your Card is shipped out.

Goodluck!

sexzskil:
one in a million! thanks! i'll be so happy if u can be my online mentor

No problem. Always quote me for swift response.

Haaaaa. Strikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .

Pls, take your wards from Govt hospitals to a private, missionary or military medical centre asap. Don't let them play gamble with your loved one's life.

God help the helpless...

Nigerians are among the difficult set of beings to satisfy.

It would be modest of we to at least thank him, wish him well in his future endeavour. Rather than tongue lash him from left-right.

We hope Super Eagles would achieve more success with Amodu!!!

sexzskil:
Yes am having prob with two of the links. Pls i still do not get this, i was told by someone that Payoneer do tell u exactly when ur mastercard will arrive but me did not get any hint concerning when precisely mine will get to me? Plus, i am a Unilorite and i used my school p.m.b, don't know maybe they will send it to my school's pmb, also, when asked to put my zip code i put the exact area's postal code that my school is located. I hope u understand my worries pls. U also seem to have a gift of mentoring, honestly speaking

Payoneer can estimate the time delivery of your card depending on the kind of shipping you decide (Free or Paid). You may email them to get a "time frame".

If your address is traceable, it would get to you. Instead of PMB, why not a real address? You can use your department as a reference;

See format below.

Department of Physics,
Fac of Science,
Unilorin,
Kware State. Nigeria.

You should mail them (unless your address is okay) to change to a proper address that's if Payoneer hasn't shipped out your card yet.


I have included munched screen, pls find shortening url links for your Clickbank.

sexzskil:
I am so glad for ur replies. Pls i've also registered my clickbank account, but am yet to start promoting products because i don't understand the links ''protocol''. What i mean is that am advised to paste my links to www. to shorten them but i don't get the short form of the links whenever i shorten them. Just so frustrated!

Okay, its really advisable to shorten links because people do steal links. They can see your long boring Clickbank hop links and change your ID's with theirs and divert commissions to themselves.

Shorten a url makes your link easy to memorise, good looking, make long link to tiny ones, well presented etc

I would paste 3 shorten url links. Free free to use any one.

Here's a google url shortner: https:///

https://

/

All three post links are very easy to use. Visit any of them, type your long boring link in the "space" provided and click "shorten".

I'm glad I had helped a fellow. Good luck with your clickbank affiliate marketing.

NB: I just noticed the two out of 3 links I posted isn't showing properly. I modified and repost, its same error I'm getting after final post.

If you find any difficulty in shortening your url, let me know. Will find an alternative way to send the links.

sexzskil:
U r experienced, thanks!

Pls i've applied for payoneer and i'm waiting for them to tell me when i'll get d card, also i have activate my account.

Congratulations. I haven't applied for a Payoneer Master Card yet. But I do know it takes time to get to your destination with Free shipping. I wish you free hassle, free risk shipping of your Credit card and more earning online!

Feel free to ask me, if I'm knowledge-able in your area of question, I go give u feed back asap

sexzskil:
Thank u very much 4 d compliment. Pls i'll like u to tell me how to go about it. Or can i just go over to American Groups and paste my links there?

On the mylikes, there are lots of campaign to start with. Choose the different category that you want to go with. Some categories converts well than others. I know of Celebrity categories.

Let's take celebrity as a case study. Join celebrity related Facebook "Open" group that of American based. Opt to join. It usually takes a while to be approved by the admin. When you start with a category and join similar FB Open Group. So that when you post it won't be as if you are Spamming them. You won't be in a Sport groups and be posting about fishing. You get me?

Join 3-5 similar "open" groups who has at least 2,000 members.

You can go into different Categories and related FB Open groups as well.

Post frequently but let it be moderate as not to kick you out from the Group for Spamming. Atleast the members should benefit from your post.

Quote me for future response.

vosquare:
Have been trying to order a phone from konga but their site is somehow complicated, pls who knows how to order from konga?

Email Konga support centre. They would gladly send you a screen shot guide.

Do send any body money to help you pay ooo.

Lesson learnt: When starting a Business, goals should be how to help people...surely money would flow in when you offer the right stuff.

This is a good niche, people could start blogging about it. See for yourself, how to go about it.

Medical Technologies on the rise!!!

sexzskil:
1. How do i open a different facebook account SOLELY for Mylikes biz? Is it just the normal way i opened my usual FB account?
2. During Clickbank sign up there was a space that said PAYEE NAME, should i put Payoneer there since i want to be using Payoneer MasterCard?
3. For Clickbank Registeration, do i get a Virtual Address or i should just put an appropriate random address in the UK? NOTE: I don't want my payment through cheque or GraphCard. And i think Cheques and the likes are the only reasons why unavailable countries use Virtual Address.

Pls, experienced answers needed. Just a newbie in the gamE!

Answer to Question 1 ONLY

Register a new account on Facebook for myLikes campaigns. If you use your personal account, FB Management might see your campaign and decide to limit (Block, temporary or permanent ban) your account. They blocked one of my account I used for mylikes, they said I was spamming. Ofcourse, I was.

To make the kind of money you would wished for on Mylikes, you nEed to have plenty of friends let's say about a thousand, 2 or 3k + and they should be of American or European resident . Cos their clicks converts well unlike African or Nigerian likes.

If decide to add friends too quickly trust me, FB hammer would locate your head sooner than you know it.

Its better to have good numbers of friends that knows and trust you over time.
If you are keen on having this, you can create a new account on Facebook, add few American friends, Now to have like say 3,000 number of friends that would want/love to click your post. My dear, it would take longer time.
Have a good female profile, add a few friends for a day (Male friends) then their friends would start sending you requests. Before u know it. You would be accepting request instead. (I did all this. I could show you my username name if you want, but you will tons of messages from guys). Over time that was how I opened my mail saw over 900 friend requests, I hurriedly login to My FB acct and accepted. FB could be funny though, they could some time ask you to do a Photo verification of your friends on your list before access to your FB (never happened to me though).

For the money, it was very discouraging but it truly works. But slowly. There are a lot of publishers now. You might want to use that avenue to channel some american traffics to your blog or website.


If you want me to reply to any enquiry asap, simply quote me.

PS: You fine wella for your profile pix ( I never like am sha...)

Your mum is so pretty...she's fine pass u by far...Many happy returns to your mum...infact your papa will never suffer waist pain. Amen?...Amen!

Send my cake o!!!

Absolute rubbish. This non - challant display by Thugs don't impress me. They aren't even fighting for the unemployed Edo youths, just self interests.

Descartes:
Thank God for her. Hope she learnt some lessons from this act of Intellectual Theft(Plagiarism).

You are heavily misguided.

This would have been fun if you all posted pix of them.

My crush... (...she's a Hollywood actress), Emma Stone...I love the way she speaks and acts. Just love her for every reason.
Sorry no Nollywood crush whatsoever.

She cute though. The way baby posed like a dance step...Daddy Timaya...come complete the dance step for your new Video oooo

ULSHERLAN:
you look alike thats why

Ashaaaaaaa

DonaldGenes:
But why evil?


A question comes to mind; does google have the right or sole right to take down anyone's Site when Google itself is also a website just like any other site?

Can they take down Yahoo or Wikipedia?


I don't just get it! Who is in-charge of Hosting all the sites in this world?

For Linda to be running on a sub domain, she don't owns totally right to her Blog. If she had a registered domain like lindaikeji.com it don't think google can do that shit even if they try to shut her, she can move her blog to another Platform.

Hope it would be resolved in days so she could have rest of mind and keep doing what she always do.

Peter Obi warming up to assume Secretary to the Federal Government if he joins PDP.

neksummi:
You're welcome. You can text me the link to your website so I will review and get back to you with necessary suggestions on how you can take your business to the next level. Waiting to hear from you.

I am yet to build the specific website for it. As soon as I am done. I would quote you asapp.

Thank u.