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HP ELITEBOOK 8740W

Screen size -17.1inches
Ram - 4gb
Hard disk - 250gb
USB port - 4
Intel Core i7
Speed - 2.67GHz
64bit
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1gb dedicated video memory NVIDIA

price - 70k
location - lagos
08148555148 (text msg only)
(sammyshortie@gmail.com)

HP ELITEBOOK 8740W

Screen size -17.1inches
Ram - 4gb
Hard disk - 250gb
USB port - 4
Intel Core i7
Speed - 2.67GHz
64bit
fingerprint
1gb dedicated video memory NVIDIA

price - 70k
location - lagos
08148555148 (text msg only)

HP ELITEBOOK 8740W

Screen size -17.1inches
Ram - 4gb
Hard disk - 250gb
USB port - 4
Intel Core i7
Speed - 2.67GHz
64bit
fingerprint
1gb dedicated video memory NVIDIA

price - 70k
location - lagos
08148555148 (text msg only)

I wouldn’t say I am a dating expert, but I can say I have learnt a lot from the dating world. Being in Nigeria and having dated some Nigerian girls, I have come up with some basic rules, even if you are a novice, follow this rules and you are good to go. All these rules applies if you are below 35 years old(below marriage age) or if you don’t plan on getting married any time soon.

1)Never, ever fall in love;
Yes you heard me right, you better shoot yourself in the head than fall in love, forget about the idea of love you see on TV or novels, here in Nigeria it doesn’t happen that way, if you fall in love, you are at the mercy of whoever you are in love with, although some girls are worth it, its just a very very small fraction of Nigerian girls that deserve that fairy tales types of love, a handful of them don’t value your love, even if you have money to spend on them, they would only love your money, you are nothing but a regular guy to them if its only love you have to offer them.

You think I am joking? I know a girl who has a boyfriend that she claims really love her and even willing to spend money on her, and yet she was willing to have sex with me just for the fun(yes, you heard me right) , I also know another girl who we both talk dirty to each other, even though there is a guy that really loves this girl, follows her everywhere, always ready to help her , always ready to go out of his way to please her, you know what this girl told me about him, that she feels he is a blood sucking leech. Seriously, some girls could really be bitches. I know you are imagining that these girls I am talking about are those loose and fun loving girls that don’t care, no, they are not, the one I just told you about is a very serious girl who is decent and doesn’t look anything like a heart breaker. Do not let emotions cloud your reasoning ,guys don’t fall in love.

2)Multiple date;

Yes , date plenty girls and be very smart, make sure none of them finds out, guys are polygamous in nature, act according to your nature, date as plenty girls as you can simultaneously and don’t take too much interest in any of them, the one you eventually fall in love with is the one that will end up breaking you into pieces. And please never attach your happiness to any girl, never attach your happiness to the amount of girls you can date, still do other things that interest you and do girls as a means of chilling out nothing more, don’t take anything personal, don’t take any girl special, if she quit, its her loss, you still continue to have fun, never beg any of them.


3)Make sure you are gaining something from them:

Make sure they contribute their quota to the “dating”, anything at all, if they aren’t contributing to the relationship, they won’t value it, make sure the girl is trying to make the dating work and not just you alone, if she isn’t trying to make it work, you shouldn’t be bothered, that’s why you have a collection of girls to pick from , so it shouldn’t bother you one bit. Even if she says no sex before marriage, do things that are close to sex, and don’t take anything personal, never get attached to her because of anything special she does for you.

4)Expect anything at anytime:

Don’t ever get caught off guard , always be prepared for anything that happens, the girl might just quitat anytime without warning, don’t let it get to you, because you should know that most girls make decisions based in their emotional roller coaster, and emotions are like the whether, you can’t predict it , always be ready , always imagine the worse case scenario, are you ready for it? A girl who claims to love you so much at this very moment , could wake up tomorrow to realise she doesn’t love you again, yes it has happened to me times and times over again.

5)Love yourself always;

No matter what a girl might say about you, it doesn’t determine who you really are, its all emotional manipulation, some girls are prone to using emotions to manipulate guy

Below are things a Nigerian lady will do if she doesn’t like you.

1. SHE GIVES OUT A WRONG NUMBER
I can bet all the girls have done this. Giving guys wrong digits if they don’t like them.
The victim knows how frustrating this could be.
Ladies why frustrate him if you don’t like him?

2.SHE DOSENT PICK YOUR CALL
This simple act is very annoying. Though not all the girls fall into this category, as it also compromises of the formers.
It just simple, If a Nigerian girl doesn’t like you, she won’t pick your call , because if she did, she would like to hear your voice.
And if she eventually picks, her tone will relay a message to you.

3. SHE BOOKS DATE IN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT
The annoying and pocket-breaking cheesy act is getting trending now adays.
A nigerian girl who doesn’t like you would want to test your pockets buoyancy. To see if you’re rich and maybe good for “maga-ring”.
They will book date in very expensive restaurant, if you no get liver for pockets, you wouldn’t dare venture there as you probably don’t know what she will love to eat or take home to her friends.* they’re damn expensive*


4. SHE PUTS YOUR CALL IN SPEAKER MODE WHILE WITH FRIENDS
A girl will do this if she doesn’t like you. Her aim is to make jest of you with her friends as they will listen to your conversation. If she did like you, she would privatize her chats with you.

5. SHE DOESN’T VISIT/DON’T LET YOU VISIT
A girl who doesn’t like you will not wish to visit or let you visit her, if she did she’d like to spend time with you.

6. SHE DOESN’T SLEEP WITH YOU
This point is simple. If she isn’t smitten with you, she will not sleep or let you touch her.
These species of ladies are the ones claiming virgins, and vowing to wait for their wedding night,where they’ll proudly give it to their hubbies.cheesy No two ways about it, except she’s “forming “, so as not to be regarded cheap.

7. THEY PACK THEIR FRIENDS FOR A DATE
This is the most annoying of all. A very trending acts done by 70% of Nigerian girls. Am yet to see a lady try this with me.
They’ll pack their friends, family to a date scheduled for just each other. Hiding under the pretence of security. Brethren she want to chop your money, and it alarmingly clear that she doesn’t like you.
And that is why chichi is still single at 40years .

Add Yours Below.

sodson11:
10K?

12k will do

Infinix hot x507 for sale
Used for a month and some days
Color (yellow)
Price - 13,000
Lagos
WhatsApp or Call me on 08163209817

Infinix hot x507 for sale
Used for a month and some days
Color (yellow)
Price - 13,000
Lagos
WhatsApp or Call me on 08163209817

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Vicorolex1:
hey guys! I hail. pls I've been trying 2 change my infinix hot imei but kips giving me dis error "This command is not allowed in user build" pls any1 wit a solution? I'll appreciate. *BTW d phone is rooted; I confirmed wit root checker

viccozy:
KONGA BRANCH OR KEXPRESS BRANCH?

Konga/KExpress branch,, na still Konga get KongaExpress

Got my infinix hot 2hrs ago,, I went to collect it at their branch wey dey egbeda,,
abeg add me to the group 08163209817

Dollerman:
na black or white i need , i dnt like red.

black or yellow for me... i might order for the red if nothing happens before monday sha

Dollerman:
Pls who has idea of when dis fone wil be in stock again? Am waiting 4 ur replies. ThanksPls who has idea of when dis fone wil be in stock again? Am waiting 4 ur replies. ThanksPls who has idea of when dis fone wil be in stock again? Am waiting 4 ur replies. Thanks

the red color is in stock na

iPhone 4? 16gb?
make i give u 15k,, cash ready

15k

Dollerman:
its out of stock o. Even me self wan order for 1. Bt i contact deir customa care and dey said it wil soon be in stock again

i hope so... because if i wait for some days and notin happens,, i will either spend the money or buy anoda fone

is this phone out of stock? i wanna order now but can't find any at konga.com

SA

Madam business dey,, I bought this Acer tablet from someone in md, USA,, already paid the seller... How we go do the shipping?

Congrats to her

Gobe

Hmmm na small thing remain make 2014 end oh... May God save and bless us all,, evil shall never befall us

successking401:
can we see in berger b/stop around 7pm? Im entering lag frm abj.im already@ibadan now

7pm is too late,, I stay far from berger

successking401:
pics pls

No phone to take pics with atm... Will upload pics soon

successking401:
is it working perfectly? If yes,i have 8k

It's working perfectly fine,, last price is 10k
Thanks!

FOR SALE
Innjoo f1 tablet (used for a week)
Comes with box and accessories
Location :- Lagos
Price :- 10k
Contact :- 08163209817

FOR SALE
Innjoo f1 tablet (used for a week)
Comes with box and accessories
Location :- Lagos
Price :- 10k
Contact :- 08163209817

corlin2:
Wit like 4mb on ur etisalat Line should do the trick

Must it be Etisalat line?? I've got 4gb on my airtel

femi4:
Just click onthe green button

Done did that,, arrived at long option like this,, don't know what to click on again oh

femi4:
Try kingroot

Don't understand the Chinese language