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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 8:13am On Oct 17, 2015
theSpark:
On the 20th we should have a grand e-party to celebrate the good times we've had here. Feel free to dig up facts about one another from page 1-3k.

I'll bring out all the stupid things some of y'all said between page 1-300. Some people really said rubbish. Anyway, the idea is to have a great time before we split.

Let's not forget.

Secondly, when we see our posting let's also do another census for the following:
1. How many people got their first choice
2. How many people got their second choice
3. How many people got their third choice
4. How many got outside their choices

This will help us determine if the choosing of states was for real or not. The information will help those coming after us.

After this we can now split to various States fully.

Oya Haywire1, hilsocial, Xcozee, Donpsymon, elmisti, sammy2310, KeriBaby, 2el et al say something (especially about the census)


My suggestion anyway.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:56am On Oct 13, 2015
well... I tink d cloned version of sammie2310 is going to bed...
good nyt to:

Elvis506,

Kbs468,

balerinagold (hope no hard feelings?),

KingJB (the poet dat actually writes computer programs **u aware most programmers av difficulties wit spelling correctly... cuz dey ar used to naming variables freaky names**) ,

IsiAbuncha,

mobi18 (d'law.... am looking for anoda lawyer ooo.. d reason can be termed confidential)

elmisti (go nd sleep)

guests (register)

keribaby (like d way u ar sleeping like a new born baby... goodnyt nd love ya)....
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:38am On Oct 13, 2015
KingJB:


I will teach you for a bag of Jamaican weed grin

am not sure I need dat bro... I know enof of computer languages dat ar used on major platforms...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:35am On Oct 13, 2015
balerinagold:
What's there to deny #kindaconfused are you in my mind to know if i'm liking someone or not? Okay you want me to say i'm hating him ba? Lol let me tell you what you want to hear i'm not crushing or crashing on him there's your answer

Ma'am... am just teasing u... dont take it dat far...

am not always serious after taking elmisti weed...

#smiles#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:31am On Oct 13, 2015
KingJB:

Broda why na
Last last you wan force me reveal my identity ...
Okay
I'm a civil Engineer
A computer programmer
CCNA certified
A web designer
I know phyton, java html .....
Efribody for here get identity fa ....
Don't always push your real life to the limelight .... We are all on lowkey. ... Lol...I can talk sha ... Meanwhile .. grin ....
Stop pretending as if you don't know her

The Duchess of Spices

I don't actually know anything about phyton...av neva use it bfor....
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:26am On Oct 13, 2015
balerinagold:
Huh,Really? You can think oooo infact you Sabi think wella cheesy

so..my tinking is right... cuz u didn't even attempt to deny it....











u know am saying d truth ba??
**u don't av to answer dat**



KingJb myt be pacing around ryt now...but he is surely coming...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:22am On Oct 13, 2015
KingJB:

embarassed embarassed embarassed
Haven't you heard about the Duchess?
The blooming flower?
Queen of the 13 fairies
undecided undecided
naaah... I avnt..
am not a poet...
am only a computer programmer..
#smiles#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:16am On Oct 13, 2015
KingJB:

Thou shall not worry
She is coming home safe
I tink balerinagold likes you...
**but I myt be wrong ooo**
#smiles#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:13am On Oct 13, 2015
goodyboo:
lol...na everything u go dey talk
Ex.
#smiles#... did I say something? #mouth sealed#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:10am On Oct 13, 2015
Aare2050:




lols




what happens in the year 1780 wants to repeat itself




I just they pity you



you dey try the landlord



all this IDPs



still they pity you ni o

I said it... he is scared... KingJB, don't let him intimidate you... in 1780 (his first life)..someone took his wife...nd he was crying lyk a baby....
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 12:05am On Oct 13, 2015
KingJB:


Ahan..why dirty thoughts na

Your lady is jes sleeping
And I'm covering her up
And we are sharing body warmth grin
....
Ki lo fa isekuse

Landlord...u dey try o

warming her up... u've taken his attention away from goodyboo...now he is running scared...

#smiles#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
mobi18:


lol.... restraining order cannot work for sister gurl.. dnt worry,jes appease her,,shes a very good friend of urs oo,she stands for u gan even wen u re nt around

from d way she's been talking wit me recently...she is stil upset dat elmisti did wat he did to dolafunmi....

@KeriSam
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
KingJB:

Lol ... Check my location I'm reporting from palace hotel, Dubai
We are sharing a suite And since the bedrooms are too big
We are sharing one
To keep each other warm .... Siddon there embarassed
aare2050... dis guy is already writing poems for ur e-boo....
KingJB... keep it up bro...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:53pm On Oct 12, 2015
elmisti:




Loooooool!.....50mill....u must be joking....donpsymon paid 80mill and I got his boo a mexican gang for outdoor security and samuel peter as her dog....50 mill cnt even get area boys and Bash ali...




Wit a 90mil contract...I will get u Russian mafias and one of the klitchko brothers......if u want a chopper/ satellite surveillance ....u gaz pay 130milla....50milla Pls dnt insult my agency!

ok... I wil prefer d one of 130milla... but I wil sue your a.ss if someone looks at her alone without u doing anyting...

u okay wit dat??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:49pm On Oct 12, 2015
goodyboo:
#lips sealed#
I kip secrets
I saw all dis signs den ooo...but I chose to ignore... I pity donpsymon...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:43pm On Oct 12, 2015
elmisti:



Kikiki...no vex bro....Mobi normally do d paper work... Jst wanted to try it out 2dai ni....





* re_presents contract*

but bro.. u don high??... 90 Milla for wetin.... for security wey no even get tank...
my offer is 50mil...nd u most get a chopper wey go dey follow keribaby around to protect her.... **cuz am always busy kindof**

so...wat do u say??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:36pm On Oct 12, 2015
elmisti:


*Contaact presented*
bro...u ar giving me a contact..nd not a contract...
is it weed or mobi18?? which one of dem is in ur head??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
elmisti:



Bro, u nt really good @ dis tinz....so jejely sign d agreement...now its for 90milla.....and this E_beefn/meatn will go away

bro... I will sign your contract...

but as for mistabiola... leave him for me..

he is a frnd... someone paid him..or he has a feeling for keribaby dat he is not man enof to admit....

cuz since he came back dis evening..nd he was told about kerisam...he has taken it lyk a lost chick...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
mistabiola:


★★★Keribaby z even tired of the Guy self bet itz hard to admit it (lol) tongue

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed

I will just ignore you bro..

I stood up to you... so you will know u ain't d only one dat can talk...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:16pm On Oct 12, 2015
elmisti:

Bro, but u jst used d sme flashy color in a previous post.....



#sign the security contract and stop doing all dis wahala
I only copied what he did...cuz it seem to me like he can't see d black....
but I got tired of using it... cuz only a kid wil be comfortable wit it....
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:07pm On Oct 12, 2015
mistabiola:

★★★ lol
Same way he gives you joy then bah tongue tongue
You're indirectly making jest of keribaby bah tongue tongue
God will give her a better e-boo too.. tongue tongue
★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed

bro,
av tried to be respectful
to be careful not to be insulting
but don't take a man's meekness
for his weakness
but why do you always use flashy colors?
I guess it's cuz you can't the attention you crave without the colors
am not trying to be a rapper
but don't treat your fellow man like a pauper...

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 10:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
elmisti:



See ya life in wedding ceremony!....so u allowed him drag u and ya surrogate into dis baseless talk bah.....that is what u get when u don't sign me on as ur security agency

see ya life!!... u were no where to be found since morning...
you are now coming...after the battle is over...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 10:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
mistabiola:



★★★lol

What's wrong with me!!! Good Question, I'm trying to teach you how to treat a lady because your first wife had to leave you for a better man because of that tongue (Mr Inferior).

Why Am I behaving like woman!!! Another Good Question, because I want the best for her tongue tongue

Do I expect you to lock her up!!! Another Good Question again, Next time you will tie her to your feet and start dragging her(keribaby) all around tongue , why can't you show her Care, love n affection while you're online... There's no difference btw you bn online or offline... You're just like a statue (lol) tongue tongue

Boredom.... Na na na.... You're the boring soul hia... Must I pinch you b4 you talk tongue tongue

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed






Sammie2310 really don't have your time

cuz you are wasting his time

his bae has told you whom she really wants

and she doesn't care about what you want

she is his desire

and she owns his empire

we all know you want her; though you won't admit

she has chosen him; to that decision you have to submit

He isn't a poet like KingJB

but he surely knows how to take care of his Keribaby...



#smiles#
@KeriSam
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:19am On Oct 12, 2015
itoski:
NYC...which state b ur first choice again??
lag bro...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:19am On Oct 12, 2015
itoski:
NYC...which state b ur first choice again??
lag bro...

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:12am On Oct 12, 2015
itoski:

dey call ur sef legend cos u dey win ur younger ones...smh.....u dne Eva play computer for master league Legendary win dem

so many times.... bro...
I don comot my house sleeps for hostels many times dan I can count in da name of fifa..... infact... do all nyts playing fifa (custom league)... have an origin account playing game wit niggas online...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:06am On Oct 12, 2015
iykebest1:
. This world self.


My goons are super excited to be out in 3 days time. While we can't wait for 28th to come.


In summary, it's just like a pit where pple inside wants to jump out, while those outside wants to jump in.

excited going in??... am not actually... only in haste to go in..so I can start my count down and anticipate my going out....

#smiling#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:02am On Oct 12, 2015
DonPsymon:


Video game centers no go dey na grin

Or na there I for d dey 247 grin

I for d whop ya ass for fifa anyhow
I be legend for fifa ooo... if fifa go dey dre...den camp go swit die b dat....
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 10:56am On Oct 12, 2015
DonPsymon:


25th ke? grin

Na you d go sweep camp?

Baba see... Viewing stations d dey som camps o
we need viewing centers for camp ooo... nd also video game centers...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 10:42am On Oct 12, 2015
ifetoyosi:
Remember say em fit give u uncomfortable vitafoam if u late reach dere
na 28th I dey go camp...even if na mat dem go giv me...
#smiling#
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 10:35am On Oct 12, 2015
seun305:

Lol, I will nt let one ssce holder rubbish me na




Bros as fuel don be N57 nw nko


Hlp review d price

Mercii
fuel 57 naira?? for where??
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 10:33am On Oct 12, 2015
KeriBaby:
I hope they have not banned Mistabiola




Lol
#smiling#... he just came back from one ban nah... nd we wuld av seen his P.A if he is...

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