Celebrities › Re: Yeah We Are Back Together – Bobrisky And MC Galaxy Have Resolved Their Issues by sammoe(m): 9:34am On Dec 15, 2017 |
So, they're actually a couple! With the quality of grammar they both continually spew, I'd say they're a good match for each other.
Congratulations! |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sammoe(m): 12:04pm On Nov 29, 2017*. Modified: 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2021 |
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Poems For Review › Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sammoe(m): 6:57am On Nov 29, 2017 |
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Poems For Review › Re: English Is A Stupid Language. by sammoe(m): 6:56am On Nov 29, 2017 |
Papadoh: There is no egg in eggplant
No ham in hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?!
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways.
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where
A house can burn up as it burns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes. When stars are out they are visible
But when lights are out they are invisible. Lovely post, but please, give due credit. Thanks. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sammoe(m): 2:52pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Ruksmaster1: 1) yes TIN is required and you can use the one for your business. 2) Current account. 3) No they don't. The only thing that must match is the drivers license and name on the uber account. You can whatsapp me on 08020746629 if you have other sign up questions. Thanks. Okay, I will. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sammoe(m): 2:51pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Romeo3: 1 yes 2.no 3.no Thanks Romeo |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sammoe(m): 1:58pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Hello everyone, hope Lagos is moving. Pls, I've got a few questions I need help with. 1. Is TIN still required by Uber to sign up a vehicle? If yes can one use the TIN for his registered business venture? 2. Can a savings account be used? 3. Do the names on the uber account, bank account and vehicle papers have to correspond (e.g using a brother/friend's car)?
Thanks |
Nairaland General › Re: Here Comes The World's Biggest Snake by sammoe(m): 9:08pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
victoronyekwelu:
just follow me for back Me sef follow you. But once the snake show ehn, I zoom like fiam! Uncle Lala will do the needful. |
Celebrities › Re: Miss India, Manushi Chhillar Emerges Miss World 2017 by sammoe(m): 8:58pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Beautiful much!
To Ugochi, well done! |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sammoe(m): 6:48pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
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Properties › Re: 10 Ways To Own A Property In Nigeria With Little Or No Money Down by sammoe(m): 11:51am On Nov 15, 2017 |
Hmmm, how applicable are these in today's Nigeria? |
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actress Yvonne Nelson Reported To Have Gave Birth To A Baby Girl by sammoe(m): 5:40pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Please change the "gave" to "given". Thanks |
Romance › Re: Ladies Don't Really Fall In Love by sammoe(m): 10:46am On Oct 25, 2017 |
Why would a sane individual pass off a personal opinion as being commonplace or even a fact without presenting valid evidence?
Even though I may not agree with such movies, I certainly do not agree with you. |
Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 9:48pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
SOLD! THANKS |
Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 9:36pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
Yeah? |
Technology Market › Re: Crazy Laptop deals...all sold out!!! by sammoe(m): 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
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Technology Market › Re: Crazy Laptop deals...all sold out!!! by sammoe(m): 1:48pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
mikkyangel: *Lenovo Intel core i5 (like new).....................85k -8gb memory -1tb Hard drive -dvd+ webcam+ stong battery
free....laptop bag+ usb fan Boss, any remaining piece of this? |
Nairaland General › Re: I Have A Habit Of Scraping Pot After Meal Pls How Can I Stop Doing This by sammoe(m): 8:26pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
Lovetinz: Anytime you finish cooking. Rub superglue on your hands and clap for yourself. Then eat from the pot the way cows and goats do it. Problem solved. Broda, goan eat and sleep well. Peace... |
Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 5:20pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Happy Independence day! |
Romance › Re: What's The Longest Time You've Been Single? by sammoe(m): 12:11pm On Sep 24, 2017 |
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Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 12:05pm On Sep 24, 2017 |
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Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 8:51am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Happy Weekend good people! Oya o! |
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Others Announce FIFA Best Awards Nominees. Photos by sammoe(m): 11:56pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
Kizyte: Nice! Michael Jackson died a LEGEND, Nelson Mandela died a HERO, Muna Obiekwe died a STAR.
Abeg who will die a GULDER? Bro, you're sincerely unwell. |
Technology Market › Re: [[[SOLD]]] by sammoe(m): 1:57pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
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Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 10:52am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Still available... |
Health › Re: Pls Help Am Getting Darker Didnt Change Cream by sammoe(m): 5:43pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Josyjay: Hello nairalanders help a sister.
Noticed a week now that am getting darker didn't change cream and have not been exposing myself to the sun just noticed and have tried using natural products not working.
Pls can anyone help this is the first time am experiencing such because am light skinned and it's more on my face. One, are you sure you're a sister? Two, have you been on medication this while or a new diet? |
Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 2:03pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Challenges Mcgregor(pics), Pls Help Me Warn Him Oh by sammoe(m): 7:21pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
Dude wants to cash out, simple! |
Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 6:33pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
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Technology Market › Re: SOLD by sammoe(op): 6:32pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
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