Buhahahaha



So, U are clown..?

adexsimply: ..IG? why not address it to the president?

Buhahahaha



So, U are clown..?

adexsimply: ..IG? why not address it to the president?

Ojowanle:

Birds of the same feather! In your immature mind this is a domestic matter.
Consider yourself lucky I'm not one of those who resort to using abusive language online.

Meanwhile, kudos to the moderators who have made this a front page post. Big up to you!

Where did u schooled...?

Dont u learn...

Anyway..

There is nothing like birds of the same feather...!
next time..
say..


birds Of a Feather??

Chiamaka01: Tolexander's
signature is 'nairaland is like a toilet built by Seun where
people(members) come with mask to poo, the moderators are the
caretakers, the guests are the flies. Unfortunately, many menbers fight on top poo.'
This is d answer to the last question.
Did i get it right. I use mtn, oh, incase i got it right.

Honestly U are absolutely right...!
But how can i send the credit, so that Intruder will not used that opportunity to Load it..;
any clue

Davo93: I don dey fear for una for Nairaland these days o... see hin black teeth and mouth

lol...!

Black Teeth and Mouth Is perequsite To End Timzzzzzzz...!!

Davo93: Pin mouth charger?? chai End time things

Buhahahahahahahaahah??

Pls, who knows the price of Garri At Lekki....

and lastly, i wanna lend Pin MOUTH CHARGER ALSO?

Pls, Who is with PIN MOUTH CHARGER....?here?

Goodmorning...!


below are the questions Which i

will like Nairlanders with

Immense and PowerFUL I.Q TO

answers....!
2 First questions answer correctly attract recharge card each...!!


#1#.....
scroll down..








WHO IS THE FIRST THREE PERSONS TO REGISTER IN NAIRALAND?







#2#

scroll....!

WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON TO GOT SEVERE INSULT and Scurrilious Remark ON NAIRALAND;?




Who is the first person To Woo a Lady On nairaland..?



Who is the first female Nairaland To Upload her clad Picture?


Who is the first Male nairaland To Receive 100likes On A Writeup..?



Who is The First Person That Started First To Comment things?



Who is the first female To Use END TIME THINGS ON NAIRALAND?






Who among The nairalanders alway Log out Last !!


Who among the nairalanders Firstly ask For PIN MOUTH CHARGER??....!

Who among the nairalander Female alwy write Bad gal at Her Signature...?

Who among the Nairalander first Used Smiley,.TO BE SPECIFIC.,BIG GRIN..??




Who among the nairalander male used to write ...nairaland is a toilet built By Seun Osewa at his signature....


TO BE CONTINUE.........!

nerodenero: You don come here again Why are you so obsessed about knowing how to hide your post? Why spew this trash on every thread on nairalandSure, if enrolled in Yabaleft,you would definitely be rejected.

pls,what is Yabaleft?

big-t:
Cnt really say,

but no matter what, u will have to

start from ATS level.


Ill ask my oga 2mao

Ok,bro..i will be eagerly

anticipating for your feedbacks...?

Pls, i wanna ask a favour from u my


esteem nairalanders
...

pls, Do U think a student That


goes For Banking In the

University also Can partake In

I.C.A.N Examination....?

And What Level Should One

should Likely be before venturing

To the Course..?....?
#thanks#

Truckpusher: So you guys were friended then na....chei! see original madman na

My grandpa is now ok, so which wing are you currently occupieth in yaba left?

bro, Dont you evered tired of teasing, since Friday HAbba ,


Bro, i dont thnk u are with brain, because u supposed to Modify that madness of yours bfore u even post.
You are at loggerhead with 17year old Man...

So sorry for u.?

flairlady: ;DThis thread is cracking me up.I think the op is doing this on purpose.

YOKRIYOKRI...

WTF..


€Sipping water€

Truckpusher: Yeso.. ayaf seen that your English dialect is totally and rudely incomprehensible to laymen like us

but on a serious noted ,when was this one particular started?

It started the day,ya Grandpa started taking Shower unclad....around Lekki ..?

DonCrust:

guy i beg naw! No kill me with laughter for here o. I hope there's someone close to slap you back into consciousness each time you fainted? LMAO

OPPONU....
all humanbeing is to Erred....
So....GO hag Transformer......!!!!

Truckpusher: Now, this is beyond weed and tending towards yaba things

what is this nonsense...?.

yaba things...cannt You express ya self In real English..!...
Dont u comprehend English dailect

ITbomb:
Shou , all these sake of Wetin Nah?
U never start o
U mates dey build remote control jeep and plane and bulldozer , u Wetin u don build ? Nothing , highest u dey find waist to break . Even to hid inside aeroplane tyre go Lagos , u no fit.
To say all the money dem take put u for school , dem bin take put u for carpentry apprenticeship , now u for free and be useful for urself . See ur life now

Wow...what an intrigueing writeup.....

bro.......i really admired ya writeup....

I solemly agreed that i have

never devise any thing, but i promised to be great...
.ROme was not built In a day...even Nigeria..?


So, Come to think of it...?

wht have u also as a person

achieved in this ya miserable

and pathetic life...?

pls,, extray and shield more light on it for us In the house...?!!^

£Eye wide Opened*...!





arsehole...!!!say,u be Mike adenuga Bro...?


or .......!!!!
pls, It will gladdens My hearth To Know More About U..

ITbomb:
See question . Am I really bad ?
Can't you see , you are an embarrassment to our educational system
U wan be president , Amalgamated Weed Dealers Federated Worldwide? Goodluck

Hey,Bloke...Do u think i can just be

holding my temper for U..are U crazy...??

Look..
Ya effrontery is shameless Here.......why are u doing like Jacks

Of all Trade.....!!


Are u now telling me that u are

island of Knowledge ,or what are

u up to....?..

Mtcheew...Gascooker calling Stove BlacK....


Must U castigate and criticizes me alway.?....!!!!..

Believe You me...all grammar I

know .your GRandma and great great grandpa .can never know it...


I sweAr By God In whose Prophet

Muhammad 's Soul His....?

Warn Ya self......

@leg crossed.&...


Am really burning with Indignation......!Psychotic retarded...

Hhhhhh,Funny bro.

Am i really bad to that extent.


Ok,let wait for God's Action

ITbomb:
I will personally fund your assassination

fagbalex:

your father is rubbish, man God punish your mouth.

Big Amin.

iamlegend:


Seems to me you're doing it on purpose...dunno, but I do feel your sentence construction is not . If truly you be under grad as you claim, me no see how this one dey possible; because me no see how you go take make English for JAMB or for your O level. Maybe you're an attention seeker like many others before you...

If i had know the premonition of what would happen.i wouldn't have write this writeup...!

Mom must not know this...!




sorry Hungry Nairalander.....!


I may be your president oneday.....!
Take it or leave it..?

prettycentia: laff won kill me for here.
@ op, there r 2tins involved, is either she av bn abused b4 n dats y she is selective bt she abuse d privilege n her trust or she is a virgin. So let next time bcareful nt 2 gv dis hungry nairalanders opportunity to insult u. Anyway we r all here to learn

am i really Poor In writing.be sincere .Pls

Mmmmmmm!

A very flawless, perfect, and

impecabble writeup have evered

Read In My Life...!!!



I pity u bro..?

Crying mood..




I have put myself Into trouble....
Pls, forgive me.

;(


Pls, why Assailing Me Violently.....
pls, For God Sake.....i promised to Turn a new leaf with My concord Class.....

Pls, stop this Mouth Lashing......Pls.

pilotseq: Guy ur English na dieeee!!!!!!!! ...... Choiii, na the girl I just dey pity...

pls,what is bad In My English...!Plszz

Coleslove: Stupid boy! You urgently need to go pick up an enrollment form in the nearest primary school around you and develop yourself rather than that tiny worm you've got in your pants. Gosh!!! I can't believe i read this crap

...
ok, bro...which one should I attend....?.
and When should I start?

Confusionist: I am guessing that is the girl's pix!

Hey, confused nigga, are u from d university if maiduguri?

what make you Think Of that...?

Adviser..?

Mynd_44: Smh...

Kids

Smh!!!
Adult....!

Octogenerian...?




Go hug Transformer......!
if U hate it..?

Bigcake: I see no reason why u shld be in d university because ur english r parasites. Work on ur english Bro, maybe dats why she cried away.

that is why u are still ignorant, the logical reasoning you supposed to imploy is now being used for stupid and Illogicall Utterance of yOurs.......
how can someone frm Private University English be parasite..?

Clown....?

Both of us are student of The

one university of Nigeria.

i have been On date with this Girl


since we were in 100 Level, she is a

caring and Lovely ones.
she is living a profit life, i mean

her parents never denied her of anything.

whatever i ask her, She do Give it

to me.
moreso
She Is a serious Type, in the sense that she dont Hag out with Dump Dudes..............;

hardly will u see her shaking hands with guys.

, But she has One Problem Up till now which i will like to unveil soonest.

When we got to 200level,

Our love started to be More

pleasing and more encompassing like the YOUNG CAT AND

THE MOTHER's CAT.....


So, we had a party at the school 's Auditorium, On Friday....where everyone dance, eat,,celebrate,,,,but when it

is getting To the evening,

, she complained that she cannt
;
Go to the Hostel like this ,because of the

Sweat that has wet her cloth

, .....so, i ask her to come and have

a shower at my Apartment, because I

stayed outside the School

premises.....!


So, she obliged that she will followed me
but she wont stayed longer,,,,.


My hearth was bleaming with

pleasure on hearing this,,,,,.i have

been medidating to my hearth

that Today will really be a D-day

for me and the Girl.

because She has never come to my apartment bfore...?

So, when we got to my

apartment, about 5Km away from

the school,,,,


i quickly and briskly gave her

towel to used , she undressed

herself and head directly to the

toilet to take shower,,.


On getting back ,,,.my two eyes

met hers ,but she look to opposite

Direction,.

My hearth was quaking and

trembling as i was staring and

gazing towards her direction,

but when i move closer to her, i

made this known to her ,do u need cream, she said ,No, She

Dont?
,,
so, as i was about to touch her

body frm the down case



(Guyzz understand) ,she started to

wail like a sirens, and she started

to cry..!

she ignored my Hands and she

began to look me with sour and

unfriendly looks,Her iris became

soo Red.that i couldnt Imagine...

Haha,i was so marvelled, .
She dressed herself

and take a French Leave, without saying GOODBYE......!

So, when we got to school on

Monday,?because It was On Friday we

had The Party At the


Auditorium...,.The Girl just frown at

me,.i dont even know why she

choose to irk me(afterall u dont Engage herself in bedroom farce.



)...she dont even speak to me as

at presenT....!!

So, I was really sceptical, and Im

doubting what the Girl is UP..

Is she Proving to me now that

she is a virgin, or

She afraids Pregnance....

because I dont Just

Understand...nairalander.....


should I seek for her

ForgivenEss..or what ya takes...?


..N.B.:any comment that can bring ridicule upon me will be reported To IGP OF POLICE.MUHAMMAD ABUBAKR or the sPOKEMAN FRANK MBA.I GOT there MOBILE





so, any commentor is Under Suirvellance...

The two Above Mentioned Al

Quran Reciter are Mekkah Born

Reciter...

Both The problem I have which i

presumed everyone here will have

also is that..
Between The Two Sheikh of The


Grand Mosque In

Mekkah(Ka"abbah)...



who do U think Has a Very

Beatiful and Captivating Voice...?

Any reasonable Comments Is Solemly Welcome..?



Sheikh Shuraim is well kknown

For Taraweeh Prayer In mekkah...



But sheikh Sudais Is also Known


Worldwide And JuMUat Prayer...