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NOOO?bro

idnoble135: lol.... Did you ever attend children sunday school at all?

Please,am trully serious.......
plsszzzzzzz,,,,,,,i don't want to be subject of ridicule?
Plzzzzzz

My apology for the Topic i gave to

my acticle.....?because i know some

may think Nairaland is On

rampage or Fire....
.
NAIRALANDER OUT THERE,,MORNING TO YOU ALL,?

PLEASE I HAVE BEEN VEHEMENTLY

COMPEL TO GIVE A SOUND, AND

OPENING PRAYER THAT IS FULL OF

SUBSTANCE,,?AND I THINK THERE IS

NOT PLACE TO GO RATHER THAN

To SHARE IT IN NAIRALAND, because I

KNOW YOU PEOPLE HERE ARE OF

VAST KNOWLEDGE ,AND I BELIEVE

THAT WE HAVE MANY PASTORS,?sorcerer,Priest, ALFA ,SHEIKH,EVANGELIST,AND BABALAWOs


IN THE HOUSE..

Pls, I beg Of You Come to My aid....

What are the things i should say

in the openingprayer....?ALL

COMMENT WILL BE HIGHLY

APPRECIABLE AND PASSIONATELY

WELCOME ??.

thanks...

.IFRAN?..

banjicom: why are u asking me what is my NAME! or are you a learner?

hhhhhhhhhh?

WHAT IS BAD IF I KNOW YOUR NAME....

Pls, will this there court wedding change The price of Cup Of Garri....?..;,;;;;



ANYWAY,,, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DATING ONE NAIRLANDER, AND MINE OWN WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE PLANE?



oya any, interested woman...JOIN follow Me


.

Hellooo;nairalander;,,,,,



am really sure this question and answer thread will stun your imagination;;.....


It has become second nature of

Most Of Humanbeing to Be using


question to answer questioN...........

So, nairalander, let Catch Fun For the sake Of God............?



Oyaa.....i start first.....

please..one after the other.....


if I ask U a question, you will used

another question that correspond

and tally to the question to anwer

me.....


oyaaaaa..?



...




For example

WHAT DO YOU EAT THIS MORNING?

Answer:WHY ARE U ASKING ME WHAT I EAT THIS MORNING





oyaaa....

Let me start........!



WHAT IS YOUR NAME?..

maxwello.yg:
rofl. Bad girl

what makes you call my buddy Gfriend.bad girl

Evestar200: I have families and friends on nairaland

ahh,
so are u now annoyed?

Evestar200: You want to expose me on Nairaland abi?

how will i expose you?
No one knows you?
.
Do you have family on Nairaland?

Wtf.

It is Aliko,aliyu dangote?.
:p
:p

eddiebruk: Who be Aliyu Dangote...? I Thought it's Aliko..?

adavetee: School wo loti wa naa? Mi o wa beef e o.( which school are you from) I'm not here to beef you. Surely you must be among the retardeens in your school judging by the level of your gramatical composition and bad spelling. Learn when and where to make use of the letter 's'.
What's really the point of your question?

i am from a school near your area...?


Do you remember the school vividly............!!!.
The one you were expel before you were reteiterated back....

Still On the existing Protocol..
What make you call me retard.............
Anyway, You too are psychotic retard..........?

Why cann't you make use of ya logical reasoning to answer that question??.....instead On speaking Gibberish........!!!

HELLO, TO ALL AMBITIOUS SOUL IN THE HOUSE,,,,,,,,,?

OFTEN TIMES, MANY PEOPLES HAVE

GIVEN THE DEFINITION OF LIFE IN

VARIOUS PERSPECTIVE AND WAY OF

LIFE, SOME Even DEFINE LIFE AS GAME,

STRUGGLE, PLEASURE, BEAUTIFUL,


THORNY, FULL OF IMPEDIMENT,

AMONG OTHERS,,,



AND AS ONE OF MY LECTURERS DO SAY, AND I QOUTE,,,

BODY IS NOT DETERMINE BY GREATEST,,,,,,



no matter how Leppa or Oroobo You be?





thats prompt me to the direction

of this Business Mogul Aliyu

Dangote;;;....he Is a Nigerian and


He Worth more than Billions....



Do you think he is the most


Brilliant student(am not saying he is still a student now

)
in Nigeria,,,,,,

because As humanly as Concern, it is often



said that The most brilliant student alway become Great pples in the World.


Do you think he is Brilliant than

Others Nigeria when it comes

Book,


or Thats what God has

predestined on Him?

Evestar200: It has comes to my notice that ZIMBABWE are the most educated people in africa,,so i want to know the africa country that have the best educational system

i' solemly disagree with that?

Nigeria are the most educated in the World.?
Why and the reason






the reason is that.










Nigeria produced a man that knows Alphabet meaning From A, B, C.bfore he died,his name is







Sir, Abubakr Tafawa Belawa?











Secondly,,






pls, pressed down














more
















a little bit
















Nigeria Also produced Prof,leaureate Wole Soyinka?
He


is






a
grammerian.most lecturers In havard university can testify to it




thirdly,,,,We are really educated in Nigeria because,,,


We have
109 senatorial,
360 federal contituties.
990 state constituties.
994 Local Governement.
And 8810 wards.......IN Nigeria alone............
which are nOtlike that in Many Countries. Even In europe......?
you see now...?



are U now .
Satisfy?






or....You Need More

Evestar200: No am not

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


So you are not a Virgin??
You know be Mary?


Pls intrigued me, as A Doctor.

Do you found it interesting?


or was it horrible and Terrible?






How Many hours?

bigx: So sorry, I'm not a teacher.

Check your neighbourhood you should have evening schools around.

Goodluck bro

ok;î will try?

sakaguchi: Kids!!!
Smdh

Bro....Pls, are U alien...?

Don't you have anything reasonable to uttered from that ya Big Vocal Cavity.....?

what has Kid smh.got to do with the writeup........!


It high time you
Go and Lean more from school?

bigx: @OP I think you need more school.... A lot more.



1.) The Idiom is "Take the Bull by the Horns", I learnt that in Primary school not Harvard.

2.) Follow this link to understand how currency rates are determined http://www.investopedia.com/articles/basics/04/050704.asp

3.) We the people are part of the Problem, we make up the Government (afterall our President not too long ago was a "shoeless" civilian probably complaining like everyone else.). Until there is general attitudinal change nothing would change for the better.

Many thanks for sharing the link?....



but that prompt me to ask....?




When should i be coming for tutorial and extra class,with YOU?
because,
you made it known that I need More school...?

Evestar200: why are u asking? :-

THIS DOESNOT WORTH DRAGGING,,
I AM ASKING YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW?



oyaatell Me

[quote author=Evestar200][/quote]ahahaah..



i don't need to be told.....?
I have a docementary for it on My Pc , even , in my some of Achebe book. If You are familair with his book.......?.
But how did you also know that woman don't scream when they are having intimacy....?

are u also a virgin........?....
pls, tell?me...

Joavid: seriously
dnt worry i understand...e no go beta for ASUU o... get a job dude!

which kind ASUU.
Abeg Get lost jare......

cann't you make use ya logical reasoning to reply my writeup...
psyochotic slowpoke

Joavid: seriously
dnt worry i understand...e no go beta for ASUU o... get a job dude!

we kind ASUU.
Abeg Get lost jare......

cann't you make use ya logical reasoning to reply my writeup...
psyochotic slowpoke

Often time,,,,,
i have been made to understand that Arab pples do hate Virgin?
Why?;;;;;
is there a problem for being a Virgin?

Evestar200: I think the guys are more intimate than the girls cuz they enjoy and find it amazing than the girls @OP it seems like u re a se.x meniac

yeah, everstar,,,
i love sex but,
i have never sex anyone;i swear.....
am still forwarding to the day



are you a virgin?
Everstar??

njideoby: Op @topic,many" things"
You don't take the bull by the head.

mrs.correction...
Thanks

but are you a student from Havard University Or Oxford.......

Pls, who taught u that they don't take the Bull by the head........?
It idioms........okay...
Yeah..


Concerning think..it was an oblivious mistake??





so, what ya take

Since Nigeria has gained Independence., Things has become to be Bad anD Unpleasant for this country of Ours...
Let take a cursory look at Nigeria Currency,,,..





1 dollar=148 Or150naira
and I think a Dollar =260 naira.i presumed so....and among many other white country...;even Yeye Ghana..currency fit pass ours..



why all this...
what are the criteria being used for this calculation......

when shall sanity be restored ,when shall we take the Bull by the Head In Nigeria??these are not just rhetorical Question.they are the question to be answered by those in position of Authority..and Rich Nairaland.er....?

Enegod:

Oya Brethren....


am waiting for ya writeup...
how many percentage for male

Or Are U aVirgin?

Sanandreas10: Hi Nairalander
Out there




....!It has Come to My Notice
that over the year backs,

let me put it in and explicit way,Doing this century Precisely...!....!




Having sex has become the second nature of both Male and female,.....and I got all my facts from social Media, because It has been a common occurence and bane On Radio, Television, and Even Newspaper lately

Some male and female can not even do without intimacy a day.......?

Do you think Male found intimate more interesting than female,or Otherwise...
or 50/50.........
let hear ya takes??...from Experience.........

oyaaaa Jare.


I am waiting for ya take.

I go for 60/40..
Male 60, female 40...
The reason being that Woman Cries a lot during Intimate

Hi Nairalander
Out there




....!It has Come to My Notice
that over the year backs,

let me put it in and explicit way,Doing this century Precisely...!....!




Having sex has become the second nature of both Male and female,.....and I got all my facts from social Media, because It has been a common occurence and bane On Radio, Television, and Even Newspaper lately

Some male and female can not even do without intimacy a day.......?

Do you think Male found intimate more interesting than female,or Otherwise...
or 50/50.........
let hear ya takes??...from Experience.........