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JobAndVacancies:
FUCCK off simp
You're not getting any pussy from her.
The little peanut token of 1k you gave her is gone

Ok. People like you made me stop giving to any male on NL.

Love800:
My persistent serving of your meals always, will tell you that this woman has a open heart and hold nothing against you. After a while you just start seeing yourself eating!

You are right especially if you persistently assault my nostrils with smells of delicious food from the kitchen, I may have no choice but to cave in. Lol

JobAndVacancies:
simp.
If na guy now ask for help you go say you no get

YES! I am a simp and have never for once denied that fact. I studied Simping Engineering and wear my simp badge with honour.

Are you happy now?

On a serious note, I tried to vet her in the past and was not able to give at the time reason I am giving now. You need to work on your attitude.

Trump won't pay. The dude never pays his bills and would end up stiffing the creditors.

Love800:
You don't need to beg. Just serve him his food anytime you finish preparing meal.
Continue dis, till he starts eating!

You won't see me to serve food as I will go eat outside.

We focus so much on the food and not the root cause of the quarrel and rancor. I see lots of women trying to use food or sex to appease the man instead of a simple apology when they are in the wrong or have a disagreement with the husband which is their fault. I have been in this position many times in the past and had simply turned down the sex and the food. all I needed was the apology.

Florblu:
If he decides not to eat, it’s okay but he must drop food allowance.

If he decides not to drop the allowance, it’s still okay because how else am I gonna know he is irresponsible?

In all, I’m not gonna beg anyone to eat my sweat

Your sweat? The money for the food or the effort into making the food?
If he drops the money for food and decides not to eat, would that be characterized as your "sweat" also?

Nnamdipapa:
If I am not happy with you, I may likely not eat your food or sleep with you, and no big deal to be honest. Do not read too much meaning into it as couples quarrel and makeup. I once went to bed out of anger and refused to eat my wife's food, Menh, I could not sleep that night and pride could not allow me tippy-toe into the kitchen to get something in my stomach.

I saw twinkle little stars that night and I quickly learned there is an inverse relationship between an empty stomach and a good sleep. subsequently, when annoyed, I would drive out to a bar and satisfy myself before coming in late. I can cook most food too.

I always eat albeit with a bone-face as a conveyance of my displeasure and anger.

I heard he once drugged and molested a bouncer.

Magnoliaa:
But on another note, why is there an assumption that I would cook in the first place? 😹

Me that I can eat biscuits and go to bed? Is it also when we fight that food will miraculously finish at home?


You people should please.

Are you married?

As an African woman. There is an implicit assumption that you must cook and the husband must provide. Whether this is right or wrong is a subject open for debate but we are talking about customs and traditions here. I also have lots of white lady friends who cook for their spouses and no big deal.

Ishilove:
When he is hungry he will eat, and if he refuses to drop food allowance, I buy my foodstuffs with my own money and feed I and my children. His loss, not mine

Ishi, you must beg me to eat o as I can keep food-malice for up to one year. Heheheh

Sell the car unless it is directly generating income for you. The N3m value might be a subjective assessment. Regarding the business for your wife, have you carried out feasibility studies as to its profitability in that particular environment?

Who cares!

I would not set foot on SA even if you pay me $10m.

ExceptionalCool:
Hi everyone!

I am really having a hard time, I have been acting strange to people and I want to change. I feel sad most days and I try my best to pray and it has been difficult. I get distracted by things and lowkey want a man but at the same time, men dey fear me? I don't know how to move forward.

Please, kind advise only.

Hou need to get a grip of your emotions and try to find a way of controlling them. Whenever you have a strong feeling about something, do not act on them immediately, try to process them and ask yourself the reason for that emotion.
Like a kind of delayed reactions. Read lots of books on emotional intelligence, try to avoid individuals with negative energies and do things that you love doing . Remember, negative emotions sap your energies leaving you drained so you must take control of them.

You can control your life if you can control your emotions.

Democracy is dead in Nigeria.

I never did NYSC, a waste of one year in my opinion.

Learn a skill with that one year to complement your education.

Moshybear:
Seen.

Thanks a million folds Sir.

I'm soo greatful

You are welcome. Take care of your kid.

Moshybear:
Okay Sir

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Moshybear:
To your DM or here?

Anyways here it is 70 67 99 40 03 Opay Ukamaka

God bless 🙏

Hold on

Moshybear:
Good afternoon everyone. Please me and my kids are really having it tough presently due to hardship caused by this Tpain economy. To feed once a day seems like a miracle as my catering and event planning business has gone to the dogs as the last time i had a job was in January. The father of my kids has refused to take responsibility as it has been really difficult for him too 😭 I will really appreciate any kind hearted member to help us with any amount or if possible help me with a catering job. I have more than 5 years experience and based in Owerri.

I can be reached on 090 25 878 907 God bless 🙏

Send me a message with your account number. I can't reach the phone.

I will not ignore, I am sitting at home from tomorrow until our dilector from Finland says otherwise

princemaths:
in other words trap people in the hellfire you created until the doom day come. While the same fg is ruling Nigeria from abroad.

Such a perfect backward thinking. You deserve an accolade for that

Where is the hell fire?

If we all run away, who is going to fix the country?

Wearetheugliest:
Smash your pee pee

Weyrey, even the pee pee wey you wan smash still dey hard.

Mrwhite09:
come back first

I am on my way, will buy the first ticket tomorrow morning. I love Nigeria too much.

You are not going anywhere. I suggest that FG seize every Nigerian's passport and stop the issue of new passports. We gat build our country together. We die here together.

ravensckar:
Please speak for yourself and your SAPA-INDUCED CONSTITUENTS (majority of whom elected you to represent them in the SAPA SENATE).

I'm raising three kids. The last time I checked, I'm still breathing.

#Picks_tooth

"Still breathing" does not mean your kids are doing well.

suckprick:
But 2 or 3kids not bad. Anyone that gives birth to 4 or more kids without the resources to take care of them should be arrested.

3 kids na suicide in this present economy. One or max, 2.

wittywriter:
Just negodu...


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wittyness

I don't need online income. The good book says the love of money is the root of all evil. I don't love money

MondayOmoAdugbo:

Do you know the name?

Bull shite.

Let's hear the full story from both sides. Not easy to just lose your house like that.

So I went to my farm yesterday and found this wierd fruit.
Does anyone know the name, I have never seen this before and would need help Identifying this fruit. The ladies in my compound said it tasted so good but still strange to me though.

Thanks

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