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I am living at ilorin, poster pls, where particularly was the event happend.

that is very silly to hear, weting concern greeting in nikkah

waw! i really gain in this argument, jazakum llah khaeran

RIP

Jazakallah khaeran jaza

Jazakumullah yah sheikh

WAW!, PROBITAS DOCTRINA

MzCorleone:
'they' have come again.

Abi o, who put this silly lies on the front page gaan?

ERCROSS:
A minute silence for MR ENGLISH..
D o.p has just murdered him


broz... Wetin naaaw... U for kuku write in Yoruba instead... Science student my as.s

A piece of advice for u ... U had betta face ur studies before Jamb edit ur Destiny for u..


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If u no want make doz angry mods put u for life ban.. Better not litter the literature section with ur yeye story..
A word is enuf for the.....

.... Which kind of mistakes are you talking on now. I used a nokia C2 phone without the backspace key, How did you expect it to be...... Don't worry I'll collect my tablet today

The full story will available at the lit. Forum. If you're living in Ilorin, i'll mention all the places this story happened, even the rooms and parlours!

Moloso:
there is no need for revenge unless...u want to beat her

. I can't beat her oo, even if i did so, I'll be expecting the double result for it

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING ON NAIRALAND, I'M SCIENCE STUDENT, PLS HELP ME ACCEPT THE MISTAKES AND OVERLOOK MY GRAMMATICAL ERROR........ NOTE, THIS IS JUST AN ABRIDGED PIECE OF THE STORY, A FULL STORY WILL AVAILABLE ASAP @ the approprite forum{lit.}
It's baffling my mind since fortnight ago on how to revenge on this slowpoke girl.. On that fateful day, I abruptly come across this girl at their patio, The girl is in school uniform with very sweet yellowish equal lips nd an attractive body. at my first glance at her my heart skip a beat due to her mountaineous boob nd slime body. I asked for her phone number, unfortunately she didn't have phone, i jst gave her mine to flash in the night with her friend{s} phone without further ado, we became boy/grlfrnd of each other in that night{not know that SHE WAS MULTI-BOYFRIENDS OWNER}. Whenever i'm passing by their house, I used to buy her bOBO{that I'm making as Proverb to her} nd token amount of money left with me to HER. If you can remember{she has no phone}, So, i bought her jst small phone for my convinience whenever I feel or need her, the day that followed that day, they collected nd spoiled it their school. So sad. I still get her another one nd her sister again collect it{she is leaving with her sister not her parent}. In one night, i went to their house without her consent, seriously i found her with slighty dwarf guy staring at nd touching each other{so shock}, for this we're in no touch for lile tri-weeks{though, that strike is affecting me internally, because I LOVE HER GREATLY chai}, One of my frnd later converge both of us again nd I bought her a carton of indomie jst to mollify her {you knw nw, they'll wrong, they'll still be claiming right} . Closing to a year, her parent change the living place for her to be livin with them because they're seeing immense sign of unseriousness nd harlot on her. Though she told me nothing she want me go out of her life which would be very hazardous to me{it's like she want kill person}, Well TO CUT THE LONG STORY SHORT, I went to her newly living place to knw the position I'm from her register{List of her boyfrinds}. Unfortunately, i saw her with a very tall and giant SOLDIER with his uniform playing and hanging around with each other nd when I called her, she pretend as if we never see each other nd even trying to persuad that man {soldier} to clear me away. WITH ALL WHAT I DID FOR HER, PLS HOW WOULD I REVENGE HER PLS HOUSE! YOUR COMMENT WILL HIGHLY APPRECIATE

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enitanpopoola:
Seriously, the use of 'hijab' should be suspended in Yobe and Borno for now

. What they will be using

ITbomb:
The truth is that you should abstain from all form of uncleanliness, if you stop self service today and start sexing girls, that is the worst.

If you can't abstain then be like me, look for a good girl (like I'm looking) and when you get one, be faithful to her

. YEAH WE ARE IN THE SAME SHOE

For in need of admission in the university of ilorin, kindly text or call this number 08132286405

Check this for me 47427687DB

@ checker pls answer now

CHECK THIS FOR THE THREAD OWNER........ 47427687DB

Is their anybody that offered an admission into Unilorin here

Front page @ Seun, pls let me make front page in my life now

jnewton1997: ..yesss....is this really true? Am really admitted? Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank God ooo

Pls what did you score in JAMB

rkarang: The site is not loading here, friend

Same here

can't be check now, is the JAMB that will send you the message, So by September 1st, you will eligible to check

chusks: dis is wat I've been trying to let peeps know. I HV checked mine n got admitted into civil engineering.

@op. Pls University or Polytchnics and what is ur JAMB score pls

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The joint admission and matriculation board Jamb have now commence with the Issuing of Admission to student into federal, state, and private
institution across the country. This institution include:<br /> universities, polytechnic and colleges

Jamb have commence with the private university and polytechnic admission this week ( august 25 ) 2014 while the state and private university
start first week of september 2014.

Candidate that are offered admission into private university or polytechnic will receive a message from Jamb and the Name of the Sender will be
“JAMB” any candidate. That receive this message should not that the admission is real and genuine.

How to claim your admission. The location of the school and the phone number to contact will be included in the message.

You can visit the school and follow the instruction contained in the message.

The federal and state university and polytechnic admission status will be available first week of september 2014.

bhaliz44: really?

Ask again

MOD front page pls

Jamb admission list/status verification for 2014
available from next week. The Registrar, Joint
Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB),
Prof. Dibu Ojerinde have announced to the
Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination
(UTME) candidates that they would know their
2014/2015 admission status by next week. He urged them to check the jamb portal on the
internet next week to confirm their proper
placement in the nation’s tertiary institutions. Ojerinde also said that no fewer than 700, 000
candidates would secure admission into
tertiary institutions for the 2014/2015
academic session recalling that about 1.6
million candidates sat for the examination,
comprising the Paper-Pencil Test (PPT), Dual Based Test (DBT) and the Computer-Based Test
(CBT) last April and May. According to him, the National Universities
Commission (NUC), National Board for
Technical Education (NBTE) and the National
Commission of Colleges of Education (NCCE)
have this year increased the carrying capacity
of the schools under their superintendency. As a reminder, it has also become imperative to
stress once more, that all admissions for the
2014/2015 academic session will end on
Friday, October 31, 2014.
All institutions are hereby enjoined to
adhere to the stipulated date, as late submissions will not be entertained. Best of luck To You all…

No one wants to die. Even people who want to
go to heaven don't want to die to get there.
And yet death is the destination we all share.
No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it
should be, because Death is very likely the
single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the
new RIP to our grate, Prominent, Salient Mufti of Ilorin

yousouphe: Inna lilahi wa inna ilaihi rojiun, may Allah grant him jannatul firdaus

Amen