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Guess who's here? The love of my life, the lady i intend to get married to in 2014. Note. All those words were 4 u. Ok?

bhusayor:
Hmmnnn *breathes heavily*

Interesting!

M M M:
she must be ready 2 give me pu-55y whenever i need it.

be ready to catch HIV/AIDS

1. Well mannered and cultured
2. Must be educated at least 1st degree or equivalent
3. Disciplined
4. Intelligent and fluent in spoken English as well as having good writing skills
(just like my Bhusayor)
5. Must be pretty
6. Cook well
7. Must detest too Much sex.
8. Must be a good Satanist/Christian
9. Respectful and loyal
10. Any other good character. 10 commandments.

M M M:
i want 2 marry u b4, but since u re married.

I want u 2 cuddle me and give me punny.

Pls dont say no, just say yes.

LWKMD . The person wey u never see whether na he/she, fine/ugly u dey demand for punny? Lmao

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=699088.msg8596627#msg8596627 date=1309126055]Eyyaaa-- You're so sweet. You username is very "misleading" though. Yh, sex AT THE WRONG TIME kills spiritual life. Anyways, I don't want to get too personal with my questions. Goodluck Sir. [/quote]Lol. Whats misleading about my user name? Satani22 remains a born again satanist that doesnt do evil but good. Im a good Satanist with love and a good heart. Thanks sha for the coversation. Mind you, im still a young man even though i look old. lmao

Ekpoma1:
Neva had any serious r/ship. None that i took serious. They(d gals) r d ones taking it serious. Just neva see my kind of gal 2 take serious.

Then abstain from sex and keep them as companion till u get your choice. I have same problem. None yet that fits my first higher institution girl friend to date but it didn't stop me from going into a very Serious relationship since then which always had negative end

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=699088.msg8596502#msg8596502 date=1309124758]LoL---@ Choir master and Choir member.

I get it. It's all good. Goodluck.

Oh yh, do you also plan on being celibate till 2013/2014? Just curious. [/quote]Babe this ur question don push me for corner o. Well i dont think that can be unachievable but to be realistic as a man, i dont know. Though i have an elder brother(full blown Pastor) who havent tasted sex till date. He monitors me 24/7 but doesnt know the kind of aweful/evil deeds i engage in behind. Let me say Romance i may do, but i will try to avoid sex till the next 3 years. But if i get a dedicated and nice lady and a virgin again, i may be tempted to engage in a pseudo relationshp that may eventually lead to married in 2014, provided she can hold body. Sex kills spiritual life you know?

Cuddlemii:
@ M M M

Im a female pastor oh. Didnt come on NL for that, I came to spread the word! I was sent to destroy Satani22, Im on a mission cos I knew about his arrival since last week.

hey girl. Na who send u to me? Do u think u can achieve such mission/vision? Thats impossible. U can destroy the handle satani22 but not the person behind the handle cos he that is in me is incomparable. Get that now.

Yea got single last oct 2010. Was dating a virgin inexperienced girl i took from the church choir when i was the director of music. She became something else and i left her. I dont intend getting into any relationshp till 2013/2014 to enable moi concentrate on career, education futherance (Doctorate, Professional qualification etc). I dont to be broken hearted, hence broken down into pieces. Lmao.

Oh my goosh. What a wicked teacher, i havent heard of such a punishment from a teacher before. Probably u were in a boarding school.
Its not as i was a cultist in School, but i had to move with them just to get some kind of Security and power to molest other students.
As per my user name, im a Satanist so dont go there at all. Are u in a relationship at the moment? If yes hows it faring?

Of course just like myself, the SSSchool relationship na child's play. The one i would consider serious was the 2nd one whilst in LASU. I scrificed my all for this Ibo girl from Anambra State.

We were in the same class and i even exchanged papers with her during examination to the extent that i was almost caught. Many lecturer threatened me with failure if i didnt drop the girl but was adamant.

Cultist wahala na hin worst pass. I was being chased for a whole semetre till i became one before i was freed.

I broke up with this damsel cause of marriage pressure. She was forced to marry early whilst i just entered school and wasn't ready to take up responsibility. The girl is married now with a bouncing baby boy aged 8 years old.

I never for once regret all the experiences i had with this pretty girl. Its just unfortunate we werent destined for each other

oluwagbami:
Guys u have been caught pants down. @satanic is making u confess d sins u all commited before he was banished to. D earth. Mind you he's keeping all your records so you just keep on talking, I dey laff ooooo

noted and record kept

Good job Mukina22.

Thank you my thread on hompage. Pls on the thread, theres one guy called 'feddii d erailing the thread help delete his post. its on page 2 of the thrd 'when was the first time you entered into a relationshp. its not good for a thred on home page

tank yoiu

Ogaga4Luv:
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Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Where the hell did u get that pixture from? LWKMD

I'm tire of this Nairaland. People keep calling me all sought of names. Like Dracula some even refuse to post on my threads. This is hypocritical

Pa won-90

received thanks

priest2u:
I rebuke you IJN.

Woo. is that what Jesus taught u? To keep rebuking everyone? Instead of praying to win a soul, u re here rebuking a soul. SMH.

upendo 98:


@ satani.
I read a weird request to you from some dude calling himself 'occultist' something like that.His request was weird and very UNGODLY.
What was all tha about? seriuosly.I never take things for granted.

pls my dear send me the mail, i will talk to u at the other side with full details. Ok?

Hey mon frere is around. How has ur day being ogaga4luv?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^I refrain from quoting yu, why such a demonic ID?



Point heard[/color]

hahahahehe Pweety 4moi. Im not demonic even though im a satanist.

Will expect ur mail then

Well and behold signs of end time. People who arent in relationship wants and enjoy sex talkless of those in it. Sometimes its the ladies that call guys slack for not offering sex. Anything kind of relationship now i.e fake or serious is sex driven which is very bad. Sex shouldnt come in a relationshp that can lead to marriage imo.

Upendo 98 be rest assured u are safe with a cool dude like my self. I have some things i might want to share with u but definitely not on this forum

Many Nigerians travel abroad to see how decency is being exhibited. Some of these people throw waste from their cars to litter the streets in Nigeria. Why cant they do same when outside the country? Surveillance everywhere. If our government can do same things wouldn't be like these

upendo 98:
^^

I dont knw what emotions to express.
You dont cheat cz of your faith.See how confused I am?
Well you don't get nice ladies cz they have been let down be4 by dudes like u who claim to be 'good'.
So they settled 4 gangsters.

Typical of ladies, she has decided to justify the actions of other women. Yea my faith prevents me from cheating. Dont get confused cos u know my name

lol. But some would have entered one chance with u especially those ones that felt they could play fast one

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=699088.msg8594755#msg8594755 date=1309106745]Well i tend to keep out of relationships in general cos most girls I see now are just a waste of time[/quote]i'm with u 100%. Selfish, self centred and heartless are the words to best describe some girls of now adays. Havent you had anyone prior to now that could slightly be different from others?

Johnpaul2k2:
always thinking' what is she doing now'
disturbing myself thinking about her instead of my future
pathetic

yea. Thats one of the numerous sacrifices one has to pay in such circumstances

ferdiii:
This dude needs help! Left high school since 1994, the brain is blocked and difficult to accept right things. Claiming to be Satan he doesn't know a thing about. I pity your children. Why does every man get married?

guy u are inviting a ban for ur handle, if you dont desist from posting B.S on this thread. U ve got no meaningful contribution to make yet u opened ur trashed mouth to post senseless comment on the thread. Why dont you just discard yourself like a light paper being blown away by the wind?

Answer= no. Better i'll speak for myself. Im about 65% perfect(which is a distinction) and do not cheat cos of my faith but always fall into wrong ladies hands. Pity myself though. I'll rather remain single than push myself into any poo