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TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 7:45pm On Oct 16, 2017
cristianisraeli:
what is wrong with nigerians and america..DAMN!!!...they can get so humble when they hear or know someone is in america...its annoying already...by the way franknetter you bi buti boy..so its yankee through the eyes of a buti boy..lol...

nigerians everyone of you cant go to america...we have great countries..branch out..germany,spain,canada,newzealand,australia

please be careful when you quote me because i sabi vex..i don comot for una thread..enjoy your fantasies..adios
baba na canada me get for mind my guy. They say their citizenship too cheap,so make i quickly go buy land for there take relaxer take relax wella and scartter there oyibo women things with my AK47.

No be everybody wan go USA,me na canada i wan bounce go.
TravelRe: Man Crashes Car And Leaves Girlfriend To Burn To Death In New York by Satansadvocate(m): 7:22pm On Oct 16, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Nice!
Operation Save yourself.
Take a minute to look at the burning wreckage and tell me how exactly he was meant to pull her out of there. He probably escaped with his own life by a hair's breadth.
She was already a lost cause...... Anyone so much as goes near that car is suicidal or at best wake up in the ICU 4weeks later with 3rd degree burns.
Unless they had a suicide pact, leaving her in there was the best course of action.
Men are a lot of things, but we're not fireproof.
wetin this one dey talk?

Guy wetin dey worry you. Wetin dey work you?? The guy no even try at tall at tall. He no even call 911 self,he just wan run. If na your sister this kind thing they happen to you go just gbaga run leave am like that for inside fire enter taxi dey go hospital bah?? Abi??. To nod your eye just dey hungry me. Why you be like this? At least he should have done something. Maybe call for help. All those people with fire entinguisher will come and try something first within that five minute before emergency come. Nah hell fire the fire be wey the guy no fit enter??


PS:To all the ladies out there,please dont date such a sissy man like this fellow or the commenter am correcting,there love nah just for mouth. They can not take risk to rescue you if you get into life threatening circumstances.

TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 7:13pm On Oct 16, 2017
FrankNetter:
Question and Answer session is ongoing. Drop a question guys, I'll answer it based off my experiences.
drug addiction is still a big thing here in nigeria. I died and woke up,as in coma knacking shots and popping pills. But i no know say we PH boys dey learn market self. She just tell you for her own language say ALL DIE NAH DIE


tell us about those babes nah. Tell us about that whitty babe. Shey you dey blow them wella?


In case you see slot for marriage contact me,even 100 years oyibo woman i ready to marry.


And start from the begining oo. Ehhnn,dont come and start in the middle.


We dey here with you live and direct
EducationRe: Oyo To Demolish Dilapidated School Buildings by Satansadvocate(m): 7:48am On Oct 06, 2017
This ploy is to steal more money baa Ajimobi?



My nigga,loot the state dry joor,nothing dey happen.

BusinessRe: WHO Rejects Cigarette Manufacturer’s $960m Anti-smoking Foundation by Satansadvocate(m): 7:40am On Oct 06, 2017
So i tell them to pause it (inhale weed)


Release (exhale)



Get stoned and live long

PoliticsRe: Suspend Maikanti Baru, NNPC Boss - PDP Tells Buhari by Satansadvocate(m): 6:09pm On Oct 05, 2017
Buhari is corrupt


He single handedly stole $2.6 billion dollars in 1980


Fast forward 2017,he worked with Baru to move $26 billion dollars from the NNPC coffers.


I tried to convert this stupenduous amount to naira but my phone cannot do the calaculation,the money senior computer.


We are talking trillions of naira here. And some people still support this corrupt disaster of a government.


This country just weak me die

CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Duke, Face Of Candycity Nigeria 2017 Stuns In New Photos by Satansadvocate(m): 4:33pm On Oct 05, 2017
I hope little emmanuella is not her role model

TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Reacts To Memo Circulating On Social Media, Says Memos Are Fake by Satansadvocate(m): 12:48pm On Oct 04, 2017
Its all those devilish DSTV E-warriors,agents and enemy of progress.


TSTV have come to stay

Foreign AffairsRe: 3 World Leaders Who Actually Had Body Doubles by Satansadvocate(m): 11:39am On Oct 04, 2017
No 4 bubu
CelebritiesRe: The Royal Albert Hall, London: Wizkid Performed & Made History Last Friday by Satansadvocate(m): 4:57pm On Oct 03, 2017
This how davido fans will be looking at this news

PhonesRe: Freetel Ice 2 Written Review: Meet the N13,000 Smartphone Google Promised Us by Satansadvocate(m): 1:32pm On Oct 03, 2017
MissTechy:
As far as the accessories are concerned, you only have your MicroUSB cable and Power Adapter.

Powering on the device takes about 28 seconds— it overtook the Infinix Zero 4 Plus to claim the third spot. (Images on MissTechy .com)


BUILD

The Ice 2 has an all plastic build and the back cover is removable, same as the battery. Therein lies the dual SIM card slot and a slot to put your MicroSD card. And trust me, you are going to need to need one because the Ice 2 has 8GB of Internal storage on paper and only 4.38GB available to use.

The Ice 2 is also light, coming in at 117g.

DISPLAY

As for the display, this is 4-inches, with a screen resolution of 480 x 800. As expected the colors are nowhere near great— they even appear washed out— but it gets the job done.

Sunlight visibility is okay provided you increase the brightness slider to the maximum.

SOFTWARE AND PERFORMANCE

The Freetel Ice 2 comes with an Android 7.0 out of the box, and thanks to the partnership with Google, you get a stock Android experience. However, it does come with a couple of bloatware — like TD Africa, MyMtn, and MTN Music— all of which can be uninstalled. Performance-wise, you get 1GB of ram and a processor that is clocked at 1.2GHz. As expected, the experience while using the device isn’t fast or smooth.


But it does the basic stuff like browsing the web, checking WhatsApp, and even playing a game or two (This would only work if you play one game at a time i.e. No other app must be in the app drawer when playing).


CAMERA

The Ice 2 comes with a 2MP back-facing camera and a 0.3 front-facing camera. So, if you were expecting “on-fleek” photos, you need this:

Of course, I took some pictures using the back camera.


As for the front camera, all I can say is this, do not use the front camera without enough light (Preferably daylight) so as to avoid your photos looking like this:


Another indoor shot with good lights:



BATTERY

The 1900mAh battery on the Ice 2 won’t last you up to 2 days of light use, but it can be used all through the day before charging.

Speaking of charging, it took about 2hours 50 minutes to charge the Ice 2 from 1% to 100%.



AUDIO:

You won’t get amazing sound from the speaker which has been placed at the back of the device. But you have the earphone jack.



BENCHMARK:

For those who are interested in benchmarks, it will interest you to note that the Ice 2 is better than the Hot 3 in this regard:


Surprised?

SENSORS

You only get the accelerometer and proximity sensors — nothing else.

CONCLUSION:

This Ice 2 doesn’t have the best qualities, or the best display, or the best anything for that matter, but it does the basic stuff and for a N13,000, it is not a bad bargain.

As always, let me know what you think?

Psst: Just to look for a bit of trouble, would you like if I gave this away or the Hot 5? Also, what do you think of Thorpe — one of my quadruplets— in the video?
misstechy abeg no vex. I no get phone,mine was stolen on independent day and i dont have cash for now. Consider me. Even nokia torch no bad. Atall atall na him bad pass. Please. I no dey greedy
RomanceRe: 39 And Pregnant But My Boyfriend Says He's Not Ready. by Satansadvocate(m):
Was he the one who carried out the surgery

i cant understand ni

PoliticsRe: Police Officer Storms Uyo Court With Armed Policemen, Snatches His Daughter by Satansadvocate(m): 12:38pm On Oct 03, 2017
This is how the judge will be looking at the police man

PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Acts In Samuel Ajibola's Comedy Skit by Satansadvocate(m): 6:35pm On Oct 02, 2017
OBJ


Your fada

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Poses With Two Gigantic Bouncers In D.C by Satansadvocate(m): 12:31pm On Oct 02, 2017
Wait a minute


he wan tell the brother say he get macho goons pass am??

TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m):
MackyNaija:
A whole week after the actual date?

I hope there will be eba there.

I am still trying to recover from the wahala of the entire weekend.


Here is a picture of how our venue looked.
thats how its supposed to be and look like if Nigeria is not a failed state. No light self to watch the 7 am presidential speech. Went to charge my phone and laptop at my friends barbing saloon and boys came with guns and shot off the stores ceilings to tell us that there was bullet inside the gun. They made away with my laptop and phone.

Typing with my relative phone now. My guy self that is employed was sitting outside when i walked in,i saw two can of amstel malt that he has digested and had one that he was still sipping,i offered to help him and finish it but he refused. Thats how bad things are.

We have not had light for the past 1 year here in my street. The nepa no light self i was talking about was the barbing saloon street own but yet no light self for there.


After the robbery now my ear has been blowing non-stop whistle because i witnessed the shooting at the ceiling close range.


The fried rice that was cooked today was prepared with expired tin green beans because my guy has always refused to use the said tin and kept it till today,it wrecked the food. No meat,the fried rice was tasteless because there was not enough ingredients.


Thats the hell hole we are living inside.


If you have any of your relative still here in Nigeria,just strive to get first class cert so that they can retain you and you can move all your family over there that sane developed people live..



Nothing to celebrate in this zoo. Its a nightmare guy,i will not wish Nigeria even for my enemys child.
CelebritiesRe: Weflo "Elele": Nkogbu Franklin Ikenna Says Enugu Has Best Governor. Fans React by Satansadvocate(m): 2:50pm On Oct 01, 2017
Enugu state that is corruption ravaged.


The award goes to anambra,those guys from there are perfect


like for Anambra,share for Enugu


ps:am from Enugu

PhonesRe: Nokia Has Finally Met Its Match by Satansadvocate(m):
Nokia have PHONES and infinix have GSM,the difference is clear my guy. That over heating chinese toy cant match the almighty nokia 7 or even nokia torch.



Met its match ko,nah league ni they meet

WebmastersRe: Google Celebrates Nigeria Independence Day With Style (photo) by Satansadvocate(m): 8:27am On Oct 01, 2017
Google is celebrating THE ZOO

CelebritiesRe: Khanyi Mbau Boobs & Abs Surgery Costs R95,000 (N2.5M) by Satansadvocate(m): 10:24pm On Sep 28, 2017
You think you are doing us??


You are doing yourself girl. When breast cancer comes knocking now,i will be glad to type RIP for you.

TravelRe: Nigerian Illegal Immigrants Insisting On Trekking Into Canada by Satansadvocate(m): 8:53pm On Sep 28, 2017
Naija to canada?


Jesus

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Fan Who Asked Which Song Will He Perform In His Show by Satansadvocate(m): 12:06pm On Sep 28, 2017
Rubbish
CrimeRe: Abayomi Alaka's Badoo Shrine Destroyed In Lagos (Photos) by Satansadvocate(m): 9:53pm On Sep 20, 2017
So after months of innocent people being dashed out jungle justice by the ikorodu youths,they continued to discover shrines abi..



Nigeria police think they are doing us,they are doing theirselves

TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 5:01am On Sep 20, 2017
MackyNaija:
A picture of our College of Pharmacy.

Good looking, I look forward to entering here someday.
see as college of pharmacy fine pass aso rock villa and Buhari office. I can swear that our presidential rats cant thrive in such neat,sane and serene environment
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 4:57am On Sep 20, 2017
MackyNaija:
For this Yankee way I deh, my eyes don see something!
Positively though..

The whole program is moving at the speed of light, one course is on the verge of giving us the first of three exams.


What is different?
1. Cheat sheet is allowed - don't bother cramming formulas, just learn how to apply them. Bring a page of all formulas you would need.

2. Read between chapters 1 and 4. Don't stress yourself preparing on parts that are for Exam 2.

3. We were given a mock exam as an 'assignment' (not to be submitted) to show us what the actual exam would mimic. By my standards, na expo lecturer give us.
I actually thought about not posting point 3 but hell no!!! All experiences have to be captured here.

This American system na wa (positively)!

Is this usually how people are nudged in the right direction in every school?
my guy na so. I saw something like that on cracked.com. I swear i for no believe am if you no talk am now,you know say cracked na comedy and satire website so dey fit blow small lie but you just proved it above..


Teachers know students over there hate schooling and will stop if they are given the options so government is begging them to get educated so that everybody will not become Eminem or Drake.


Another option i think about the topic above is that students need to learn other things expect books mongering everyday,so the school tries to make it easier for them. They still give them education they need in a way less stressful manner that can assimilaite with other education,hobbies,goals or dreams.


Guy that is how NEAT societies work. Guy everything tight excess for you guys over there.
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 4:42am On Sep 20, 2017
MackyNaija:
Please be patient. tongue


Baba, I busy die!!!
One assignment is due by Thursday, but I deh around sha.
no worry. You go come out with first class UPPER certificate. Naija no be option for you to come back when you finish school so your serious attitude towards your studies deserve an acolade of fireworks.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Laughs At Eedris Abdulkareem For Saying He Is Stupid by Satansadvocate(m): 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2017
Wait?? Na sense davido done dey get so??

PoliticsRe: 13 Political Parties Plan Merger by Satansadvocate(m): 9:12pm On Sep 19, 2017
Thats how APC came and posed as saints but they are now shaving off our pubic hair like dilaliah did to sampson.



You people think that we will fall againhuh

TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 2:10pm On Sep 19, 2017
Afam4eva:
Law don tire you?
savage you are,no chill you have got
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m):
Where our guy mackynaija come chuck head put??
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2017
MackyNaija:
Here, you get what you deserve.
No mago-mago, no jipiti, no one even forces you to buy a textbook (own one for your own good).


I am all set for church, make I go thank God for His Goodness.
Thank Him hunger hasn't set in, my garri still remain. kiss
lol. Funny guy

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