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TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 10:16pm On Jan 21, 2018
kenevision:
I thought this kind of savagery ended in 2017 grin

Chai embarassed embarassed
lol. Guy the thing dey pain. Go blowjobs thread may you see wetin i dey talk
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Satansadvocate(m): 7:08pm On Jan 21, 2018
See weed cheesy
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 10:06pm On Jan 19, 2018
comradespade:
Sexuality section?
The heart of man is wicked lipsrsealed
Lol
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 6:53pm On Jan 19, 2018
comradespade:
New-York, land where dreams come true embarassed

Cc: Oga Fish123...I don jand oooo


















For dream lipsrsealed
Guy abeg open your own thread.


And no forget say na for sexuality section he go belong.

I wish you the best my guy


for dream too

lol
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 4:53pm On Jan 19, 2018
Blesser28:
tochiphotos help Me with list of this skills,am interested in learning one
google just dey fall ma hand
Guy you no go rest. Do you always have to sample your stupidity openly like suyahuh

If you dont know any skill you want to learn. Learn wheel barrow pushing. Dont come here and derial this thread again. Lets make this work easier for justwise
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 4:50pm On Jan 19, 2018
justwise:
Its funny when people say stuff like this without knowing how much i try each time i visit this thread trying to keep it clean.

The op contributed to the derailment and i can't keep wasting my time hiding posts.


See my attachment for an idea how many posts i have removed from here alone
JESUS

PhonesRe: Nigeria Has None Of 400 Components Needed To Manufacture Mobile Phone – Samsung by Satansadvocate(m): 7:09am On Jan 19, 2018
Mr Sung Sung

You think say we no know say you dey fear may Nigerian Government no embezzle your company


Mr Sung Sung

TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 2:27pm On Jan 18, 2018
Please to all this people who come here and be asking question like Jamb this is very annoying. You will leave the Russian thread for student and other relevant informative threads you can rightly make inquiries and land here to derail the thread. You see them on every thread about jand asking question that google can readily answer.


They end up making the writer focus on those questions and not on the topic on hand. Most of the thread i love reading here from our brothers abroad have been succesfully runned into extinction with their busy body question and irksome questions.


See one coming here to ask for skills to learn like here is a skill aquisstn ground,jesus,do you need confirmation from us to always prove your inferiority complex and talentless rumble.



justwise please look into this. They always request to send pm's and personal contact of the OP like say it will give them automatic visa to the country they are looking for.


May all man respect himself for here


all the RUSSIAN GURUS here who are COUSIN TO VLADMIR PUTIN please open your own thread and talk about racism. We dont need your negativity here at all. You havent talked about racism or about Russia SINCE but now you just RESSURECT from YOUR COVEN and come here to derail..


Justwise abeg i no wan derial but the thing dey pain me.

See what they turned Blowjobs thread to,fighting zone. That amalek the fulani herdsmen just come scatter our story.


May person no just make me vex for this thread this our guy try show him face and his babe face.


I go so much spoil something for that person i swear.


People wey dey play for Real Madrid never make noise nah Feeders wey still they undergo screening to be ball pickers go come here they talk about racism. Come back naija nah if your own too dey your body. Some people go just leave their brain for toilet come dey reason with their nyash.



Make una no just try am for here. I go just turn myself to reporter,i go report you pieces.

If you dont want to comment about the topic and the beautiful pictures just lock up.


See one coming to call him toochi my namesack,who ask you. Which kind problem una even get??


May all man calm down lets enjoy this thread in peace that all am trying to drive home.
RomanceRe: Lady Who Said "I Can't Marry Man That Earns N100k Monthly" Caught Begging N50k by Satansadvocate(m): 12:54am On Jan 18, 2018
This girl is a gold digger......


I feel so happy this shit will be ending very soon.

As P-square once said


'if i no get intimacy gadget i get where to borrow'

TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 9:12pm On Jan 17, 2018
henrydadon:
finally a thread from someone abroad who isn't anonymous..till today we don't known what Franknetter look like
i have seen franknetters pics. It was not too clear but the guy handsome and young too. He even resemble akata small
HealthRe: Poor Fingerprints Issues I Need Help by Satansadvocate(m): 5:43pm On Jan 07, 2018
Its a rare case of not having finger prints. Its not common but you are unlucky to have it if that is the case. Only heard cases like this online. Maybe they should take your iris scan instead.
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Addicted To Weed And Now Tutolin, HELP! by Satansadvocate(m): 8:56pm On Jan 04, 2018
jashar:
cry cry

He needs rehab. I don't know of any in Nigeria though.
there are many rehabs here in 9ja. Went to one at jos,had pain killer problems. They take 60k per month and the program is for 2 months so its 120k for the 2 months. You can stay more than 2 months if the person or the persons family can afford the bill or cost. The recovering addict will be fed and housed and taken care of,there is steady light too by nesco. They have qualified white/irish councillors. The weather is perfect and the environment serene. Its managed by the church. Its the first rehab center here in 9ja.


There are so many rehabs owned and operated by the NDLEA. But theirs is too tough. He will come out worst if he gets to the NDLEA rehabs. Its just if he is ready for change
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 9:44am On Jan 03, 2018
MackyNaija:
No too worry yourself, go collect visa use am come over.

When you arrive, begin hunt down all the girls for USA. cheesy


Make I go sleep, I say make I come see wetin deh happen here.
this your sleep is even suspicious wink
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 6:09am On Jan 03, 2018
FrankNetter:
Lemme throw in a little suspense here grin grin

Spoiler: No, I didn't die.
Lol. I dont even know that you did not die
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 3:30pm On Jan 02, 2018
error4040:
The Bolded tho grin grin grin
brother just imagine,shark, bros SHARK. As in shark. I cannot understand till now. As in SHARK be like salt for chinese people. SHARK!,blood of jesus. Those chinese people too much.
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 9:30am On Jan 02, 2018
All these chinese.

They are the Nigerians of asia. They are everywhere. Them the labanese and the indians. Even here in naija dey boku. Saw many of them in jos. Logded one day at one of their hotels at jos,the chinese man was at the reception monitoring,he did not want to hear story say money loss or miss road.


They are even selling shark,SHARK!!!

I thought shark is an endangered specie.

Mackynaija you finish work for those your grades. Naija no dey carry last. Well done sir.

Happy new year guy


ehhn before i forget,i know say you dey kpansh so to vow for that side but you no wan yan us per say you wan form holy boy. You think say i no know say all those akata's toto done see pepper for your hand. You done tear,cancel,biscet pra pra pro pro tire.


Happy new year once again.


All work and no kpansh makes jack a dull boy
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 5:19pm On Dec 26, 2017
Went into limbo for a while.


To leave this 9ja no be joke. He hard die pieces. Even ghana self dey deport us,imagine ghana and togo. I wither for 9ja suffering,he dey pain me.



Even if na leg i ready to use am reach jand. I still young excess now so before i reach 22 i go done reach america but na the water dey deter me small.


No shaking sha,actor must kill boss last last for this our janding issue. Everywhere just dey smell me canada canada (i dont know how canada smell like sha,dont ask me how it smells too,lol).


God i no too greedy,just canada i go glad. Lol



how the xmass my follow big dreamers,hope say coast no too rough for us here wey still dey 9ja?. Remain blessed


no better pussy to even Bleep this xmass season. I just weak tire


frank how far nahhuh

Anything for the boys this xmass?? Even gala no bad my nigga. At all at all na him bad pass. You know as he dey be.


About that homo gay,you fall naija hand small,you for fall that b!tch a$s mofo gay style up wella,stealth but provocative. Just dress like girl come office dey mimick the idiot with leaking nyash. He go just enter bus straight go commit suicide one hand. You for just play small warri level tape for the gay may he believe.


No shaking tree sha,actor no dey die,last last na actor go kill boss last last.

Stay scheming my nigga


best of the season
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 7:31pm On Oct 26, 2017
error4040:
bro no offense, Do you have a phd on totology
funny guy

TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 7:26pm On Oct 25, 2017
Toppytek:
baba ooo... I hail ooo
More respect to you my nigga
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 5:36pm On Oct 25, 2017
Toppytek:
how?.. cos of the light complexion?
fair complexion ke.

How many Nigerian girls have heard about kegel toto excercise. They excercise the toto wella and all the wall around there,as in they can control the vulva and toto wall the way you control your hand and legs. Do your girlfriend do kegel?? No i guess. Do my sisters do?? No i say.. So guy toto senior toto..


Toto nah grade by grade. You thought when i made mention of plair that i was joking?? I serious die..

Kegel all the way

toto senior toto
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 9:24am On Oct 25, 2017
MackyNaija:
See this man! grin grin grin
You know the drill nah,toto senior toto grin grin
LiteratureRe: How To Write A Movie Script. Help Needed!!! by Satansadvocate(m): 7:35am On Oct 18, 2017
Just buy a script and write it nah

nairalands will always come and ask one day for here how to Bleep their wife

TV/MoviesRe: Where Is TSTV Nigeria 17 Days After Launch? – Biola Kazeem by Satansadvocate(m): 7:25am On Oct 18, 2017
Tstv don fall our hand,hands down.


Dstv right now,

moment of silence for the long departed Tstv

TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 9:18pm On Oct 17, 2017
elfmann:
STDs nko?
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why cant you think positively for once. You dey reason like say dey no dey do test before dey start gboging?. You think say na all this naija babes wey dey carry yama yama sickness with claw claw yansh waka up and down for street dey share toto?? Calm down small. Oyibo toto dey freshen body and mind. Their pussy dey tight like plier,he go squeeze everything come out from your system. You go come live long join
TravelRe: Man Crashes Car And Leaves Girlfriend To Burn To Death In New York by Satansadvocate(m): 9:51pm On Oct 16, 2017
Daeylar:
This was a funny and apt response for the guy, thank you jare,

He is such a baby, everything is women vs men with him, very childish guy
Mehn I was shocked, how can you walk out and hail a taxi and move on like nothing is happening,
But the guy who filmed it what did the guy do?
if you look closely,you will notice that the guy started filming the scene when the abitrator was escaping. In the twinkle of an eye it turned into homicide so it is already a crime scene and the guy have to play its part by getting evidence that he scurried away like a dog with his tail between is leg. Without this video evidence,he might deny being at the accident scene and you know how investigations take long time to actually get concluded at the US if there is no video or picture evidence. And as you might still know,we are all digitally propelled now so the guy who took the video might still have acted on instinct,maybe more news will still come up about the case as the trail unfold
TravelRe: Man Crashes Car And Leaves Girlfriend To Burn To Death In New York by Satansadvocate(m): 9:31pm On Oct 16, 2017
Liftedhands:
You made so much sense! I'm surprised at those supporting the man. The lady was his girlfriend and he just walked away? Even strangers help people in car crashes (I've done so) how much more someone so close to you.

The guy is guilty as charged biko.

P.s are you sure you are the devils advocate? You don't reason like one sha.
thr guy jhonse die


lol funny guy.
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 9:26pm On Oct 16, 2017
FrankNetter:
Calm down, your blood too dey hot. I no dey sleep for nairaland na, I get life to live.
na real sha. Guy flex your life to the fullest. No shaking tree. About those akata people,those people get serious problem. Whala na their surname
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 9:13pm On Oct 16, 2017
FrankNetter:
The white chick I dey blow now, na die cheesy

Honestly, we dey vibe wella and dey open minded about wetin we both want. She dey college dey study criminal justice. Me I dey work everytime sha, but we dey see once once. She get her own place wey she dey stay with her sister and one roommate. We dey use contraceptives (Mirena).
you be my nigga. I trust naija boys. Abeg marry her o. How you take catch her,elaborate small nah
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures Of A Big Python That Was Killed In Our Compound by Satansadvocate(m): 8:30pm On Oct 16, 2017
edoboy33:
is that really you
I thought it was a mother snake carrying her baby snake
nigerians are really suffering
#ATIKU2019
you stop that atiku rubbish kia kia,na so you people just dey scream sia baba sia baba up and down but now see wetin the guy dey do us. Just no make me vex early. No just start that rubish for here again. Me and you go get serious problem.
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m): 8:21pm On Oct 16, 2017
FrankNetter

You don do us longer throat now come abandon us for here abi? Na so your matter be?

TravelRe: Man Crashes Car And Leaves Girlfriend To Burn To Death In New York by Satansadvocate(m): 8:11pm On Oct 16, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Even kitchen fire i no go enter. Save yourself or die. No time for iranu.
Guy, All of us as we dey so, na one life we carry come this world...... I cannot comman go and waste my own on top woman.
guy first reason this thing first and correct that your comment. The guy johnse nah. He behave like those islamic extrimist groups wey just bomb car and was running away from the scene. Guy i no say life precious but the guy over Bleep up. You self no fit do this kind thing. Even here for naija,if person car catch fire,everybody even the owner of the car go they hustle to off or rescue people first. The guy no even try anything self,he just gbaga gbese just like that.
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m):
Na man you be


cristianisraeli


you be correct guy,i dread you die.

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