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TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Satansadvocate(m): 7:09am On Jul 23, 2018
So i posted recently about my urgent need for the B1/B2 visa for summer holidays and sight seeing,i no just get strength for cold wahala

so i was told by a good fella here not to rush,minding that,i went to US embassy here in Accra cantonement and started processing my visa. Paid closely to 800Gh Cedis to apply,that should be roughly 70 thousand or 75 thousand naira,so they gave me this coming August 20 as my inteview date.

Afer reading about the Nigerian student lady here in Ghana that was denied,she had high spirits up,so it sorta weighed me down.anyhow anyhow na so i take am now

US no be heaven or die. Though i'm optimistic and really looking forward to getting approved and in putting in my best,but if they johnse deny me,no shaking. Africa no dey burn.

I need info on documents i should go with,what im hearing about this Ghana embassy is sending cold faint shivers down my spine.
And my age,heard they factor a lot on age. The person sponsoring this trip is bouyant enough,and have a long history in Law practice.

Any advise or tips will really be appreciated and will go a long way.

Thanks so much in anticipation
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Satansadvocate(m): 4:37am On Jun 07, 2018
seyewest:
Go and hook up in Dubai for 5 weeks.
You no serious.lol
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Satansadvocate(m): 7:14pm On Jun 06, 2018
Bisolanio:
While you wait for LadyG and suxes ...

There is no emergency in your case, it is better to take your time to do things right than doing it hurriedly to fail...

How can hotels there be cheaper? shocked
Guy things cost for Ghana oo,ask,they go tell you,gallon of water na 100 naira,if you wan chop belle full guy na 1000. For correct Wache and Shito

We looked at 3 bedroom hotel rooms,she said its too expensive for her,and thats what she needs,me one,she one and probably her luggages one,man as i see the 60 day waiting he weak me,she done send money self for every every
TravelRe: USA Visit Visa Part 3 by Satansadvocate(m): 6:03pm On Jun 06, 2018
Good Day

you guys are doing a really good job on here. I need informations,i have brushed through this thread but i want to be concise on my step. I'm a Nigerian but living in Ghana,i 'm in love with this lady,shes from the US,we fell for each other,we been talking and she said she wanna meet up,as a novice,i mistook Dominican for Dominican Republic as a visa free country for Nigerians,but when i dug in deeper,our passport is exempted,long story short,we couldn't meet at Dominican Republic.

So she want to fly down to Ghana,but hotel fees for days shes gonna spend here is cut throat,she even said the Dominican Republic hotel deals were far better.

So we reached at a conclusion for me to come this summer,before this June runs out,i'm staying at her house,we planned a month trip,the beach,DC and a lot of exciting stuffs.

I want to go apply tomorrow but i'm seeing replys that its gonna take 60 days to be processed,but i saw something about Emergency Cases,i want to know if i can apply for that category so i can leave before June runs out. I just wanna be certain,i wanna make enquires about their Medical School in her City,so part of the plans i'm going to visit.


Humble replys and advices will go a really long way in helping my ministeries,thank you so much,waiting for your answers to my question.

Sorry for taking a lot of your time

cc

LadyGuinivere , suxes2005
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 6:57am On Feb 17, 2018
MackyNaija:
Thanks man. I am good, I took a short break off.



I will make myself proud. smiley
Ok

just imagine that guy talk,Buhari done bath?
TravelRe: Weclome to Chicagoland by Satansadvocate(m): 10:09pm On Feb 15, 2018
Bishopp007:
I will call you shortly pls
pls bros i have been following the thread. Can you avoid the pm's?

It will go a very long way in keeping your blood bp in check. They will only look for 'help' from you. You can answer all the questions here. It will deter the E-beggars too.

You know us Nigerians,we are a very funny set of people
RomanceRe: Secondary School Students Buying Valentine Gifts At A Shop (Photo) by Satansadvocate(m): 10:38pm On Feb 14, 2018
I banged my then girlfriend in our school empty classroom
FamilyRe: Lady Features Her Dead Husband In Her Nude Maternity Photoshoot by Satansadvocate(m): 3:21pm On Feb 13, 2018
Please let me fill Buhari form so that he can replace the dead man cos he is good for nothing. As in i want to features him in the achieves of dead meat.

He is better a Ghost than a human

TV/MoviesRe: ‘Shehu Umar’: Film On Tafawa Balewa’s Book To Premiere In Germany by Satansadvocate(m): 3:13pm On Feb 13, 2018
Please someone should remind Buhari that is not the Premiere of Fulani Herdsmen rampaging documentry that he has been waiting for so he should not go and waste his time there

CrimeRe: Zimbabwe Man Arrested For Raping Donkey That Fainted, Shows Police How He Did It by Satansadvocate(m): 3:08pm On Feb 13, 2018
How i wish we can employ the services of this young man so that we can utilize his talent to RAPE this fulani herdsmen senseless.

RomanceRe: Preparation For Valentine's Day (Hilarious Photo) by Satansadvocate(m): 10:34pm On Feb 12, 2018
Females think valentine is another sought of paradise
Car TalkRe: Embark’s Truck Completes 2400mi Trip From LosAngeles To Florida Without A Driver by Satansadvocate(m): 10:26pm On Feb 12, 2018
Na so Buhari go take go,straight from Abuja to Daura,Kastina state without any supervision but running strictly on his zombiefied mindset straight to his ranch.

#BuhariMustGo

Science/TechnologyRe: The Sphere, Inside Amazon's ₦440billion Mini-Rainforest Office In Seattle(Photo) by Satansadvocate(m): 4:40pm On Feb 06, 2018
The sphere we have here in naija is the sphere of recycling analog leaders
TravelRe: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Satansadvocate(m):
FrankNetter:
I dey come, make i go clean some people yansh grin
jesus. No be legit yahoo yahoo business be this so?

PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Advocates For Marijuana Decriminalization: What Does It Mean? by Satansadvocate(m): 9:11am On Jan 29, 2018
Please they should not only decriminalize but legalize it. Am tired of hiding to smoke my weed
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by Satansadvocate(m): 10:03pm On Jan 28, 2018
Mackynaija how far nah


no more experience and updates?


Your thread done scanty excess

hope you are doing fine,hope to hear from you very soon
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 2:00pm On Jan 28, 2018
justwise:
You wrote all this without knowing jack about this case, this is very common with you.

Give yourself a break bro.
but i saw the post before you pulled it down. Give me a more credile reason not to type that you are calling yourself OMNIKNOWEST now?
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 1:15pm On Jan 28, 2018
To me this is unfair and so uncalled for pulling the guy update down. What of those bloggers that post topics on nairaland and put up their website links as source to their story,when did they pay for ad?



Just wise you may pull this down but this guy got nothing to lose. He doesnt come here to beg anybody to give him money or tell us to check out the site. He just chipped in the site as part of his story. So you want us to believe the whole dairy without a bit of some evidence bah? So lets say 2mrw you develop your own forum and want to talk about your experience and story in the blogging business and not mention nairaland or a weblink to prove you were once affliated to nairaland. You let somethings slide my brother


What of the weblinks of org and the rest that crop up everywhere here on nairaland esp here in the travel section,when did they put up ad last?. As far as i know the guy is not breaking any rule. He HAS TO CITE HIS WEBSITE AS PROFE AND SOURCE LIKE ALL THIS BLOOGERS DO. Nothing wrong with that to me at all.


Just wise you might like to rethink your decision. Dont think you are perfect,affable and dont make mistakes.

This is the first time i will boldly say you have wronged this guy and you deserve to apologise and make up to him. You can state the rule he broke here lets all see it and debate over it. If matter pass matter we take it to seun


this guy has been long on this site. His people of Lagos street photography experience was all done on this site. He did not open his account to start advertising about the world cup package.


Just wise just use your church mind reason this thing small first.
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 12:49pm On Jan 28, 2018
fowlyansh181:
Well if you guys did enjoy his story and diary , it wouldn't help supporting his World Cup project by just allowing it. He is a human too, trying to survive, advertising his package wouldn't hurt anyone as long as he shares his story .. you guys just want to be reading and reading his story , without caring to acknowledge how he survives and the time he brings out to share those stories.
God bless you my brother.


How many people here are ready to pay for the ad and let him write the story. I saw someone above,razzi boy or something making noise,have you ever made any educative thread here on nairaland. Some nigerian boys can be envious to a fault.
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Satansadvocate(m): 9:31am On Jan 27, 2018
Blowjobs


Lol. Your wife is always right. That sounds a bit like its coming from a Dictator,lol.

You are right. But men from this part of the continent dont want to hear about that. We are always the alpha here,i kinda enjoy it but i think i should start rehearsing on how to change my thinking.


Marriage scares the shit out of me. I am always scared of life long commitment,it scares me to hear FOREVER. I no fit come go party as i like because my wife go dey worry me from house with call and if i no pick,she go sharpen cutlass and pestle(women can sharpen pestle now too) and wait for you to come back home. Then they will drop the whala on you like its hot.


I noticed on reddit that most of those white people like controversy. You dont even tell your friends about your personal secret or you are a gonnerrrr. They will expose the said secret to the whole school. Then from secret it will turn to rumour from rumour to contraversy. Just imagine one coming to talk on Askreddit that his friend life was doomed because he packed to A DRAMA AND CONTROVERSY FREE SURURB. Thats what he said. So Mr M mouth should not be too much a surprise.


So people done burst your identity self,lol. 9ja people can play detective like madht. Franknetter refused pm's,he know what our naija people can do.


[Music] Zoro Ft. Chidinma – Oyoko (Prod. by Kezyklef)

http://www..ng/download-mp3/zoro-ft-chidinma-oyoko

[Music] Olamide – Science Student

http://www..ng/download-mp3/olamide-science-student


[Music] Zlatan Ibile Ft. Olamide - My Body

http://www..ng/download-mp3/music-zlatan-ibile-ft-olamide-body


manage this three first.


And before i forget,ask Mrs K Whether space still they for their family for application into the post of being the GHOST sisters husband. I think it runs in the family,the spirit of understanding,lol. :-D



Hope she doesnt read this and cruxify you for refering her sisters whiteness as that of a ghost


and teach are the shaku shaku dance step,its the craze right now.


Olamide and zlatan started it,its mad fun and she will so much love it......


*dances shaku shaku away*
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke At An African Store In London Today? (Photos) by Satansadvocate(m): 7:21pm On Jan 26, 2018
Jesus


So this Yaassani of an embezzler is still breathing?

BusinessRe: Take A Look At The Change This Driver Gave Me by Satansadvocate(m): 7:11am On Jan 26, 2018
chaberry:
I stays in Niger state, and I concur with you, its only in the south especially south east you'll see even bank rejecting naira notes just because of a little torn
the thing tire me my guy
BusinessRe: Take A Look At The Change This Driver Gave Me by Satansadvocate(m):
You can spend that cash in the north


i dont know why we southerners select this our polymer legal tender like when its torn it have leprosy.


Go up north and you will marvel at how they take torn notes without complaining.

Went to jos,abuja,nasarawa and they all collect this type of cash. It took me time to learn but i started collecting it and spending.lol.


We should at least learn that from the north.


If you look closer here in Benin City,i see norhtherners BUYING torn notes and going up north to spend them. They buy 50 naira note and give you 20 naira klin. No they dont give you another money.

We should wise up.
TravelRe: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by Satansadvocate(m): 1:58pm On Jan 25, 2018
This guy is damn busy.

You have a good bussines incentive. This will help you a little to get more side cash to support your studies.


Dont worry everything will fall into place very soon. We dey your back always.

Hustle hard,9ja no dey carry last.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: I Wrote 5 Songs For Drake In His ‘more Life’ Album by Satansadvocate(m): 11:26am On Jan 25, 2018
May i hear
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Satansadvocate(m): 8:53pm On Jan 24, 2018
BlowJobs:
.
well done bros


At least you give us something to look at except from this letters saga exchanging hands back to back.

You can do some freelancing now that it looks like you are less busy. Writing is a good way to cool off and it works perfectly for me and i dont want to sound so assuring but you can still try it out. Fades a lot of stress. I still saw your intrest in photography too,that is also a hobby worth dying for too.


What of Her Majesty Mrs K. I dont want to call her Blowjobs at the end cos it sounds funny.lol. Tell her that Nigeria weed is the strongest in the whole world and she should visit sometime with you to try out our best ukwalle,ondo and benin weed. She will not even think of leaving Naija without some.


But Blowjobs this your thread done dey dry small. How far you no dey play football(soccer as Americans call it) again?

You no come even gist us again about Mr M.


Hope you reply soon


We now even have a song by Falz the bahd guy titled LA FETE. You will love it. Will be giving you current hot hot naija music update if you dont mind.

Peace
CrimeRe: Videos Of African Slaves Being Tortured In Libya Emerge (Graphic) by Satansadvocate(m):
My Africa


European union has been dealing with us through our fellow Africans.

I have seen it all

BusinessRe: What To Do If Your Creditor Resorts To Self-help Or Chases You With The Police by Satansadvocate(m):
Wait,you want to come and be paying 5 naira for one month till you pay up my one million naira debt in 500 years bah


Nah so i take give you the debt?


If you try to pull that type of stunt with me,i will catch you and cruxify you. Na me wan call police for you say i dey craze ni?

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