Prostitution! I give it to 9ja girls.

When the foundation is destroyed, what can the righteous do?

Just dey play! We go chop our eyes.

Mostly those that are slaves to religion and tribalism

I have always knew you to be a simply SIMP.

See how you are talking as if you did one better thing, not knowing what u just involve urself in.

Anyways, in few years time you will realize that all that glitters is not gold.

This is how to save cost.

Since our election process is not transparent, this is just the beginning of what is to come!

These guys are very funny. With the speed of light, you are driving people into poverty and you are till foaming from the other side of your mouth!

Anyways, there people still believing them.

His performance is very good.

B4 his administration, for u to knack a 9ja girl, you must add egg to the indomie.

But now, only one indomie, you can knack has you like. Even now, 3some is very available when you promise them Pepsi.

By next month, $1 will be 2k, we will all chop our eyes in this country. Meanwhile, make I dey chop kpekus take dey hold my conscience.

Money that will be re looted by another set of people!

This old SiMP again!

Anyways, someone should recommend the next small pikin for him. Am out!

We are gradually getting to that point where 1bask of garri will be 4k.

I pity for our girls!

Anyways, I don already buy my cartoon of indomie. It remains drawing of knacking timetable for the girls.

Of what use is the election to the common man?

Anyways, I bought a cartoon of indomie and 1 create of egg yesterday. It's time to draw timetable for next week.

But the mum is happy na!

Why disgracing her or do you want her kpekus to rust?

Yesterday, I bought a cartoon of indomie and 1 create of egg.

Time to write next week timetable.

I don't know why I love SIMP! Girls that we are using Pepsi, some indomie and egg to knack anyhow, na him this one they pay tuition fees for. I feel like crying!

If I were you, I will look for the nearest sniper and kill myself.

We never see anything!

But wait oh! Why is the guy crying more than us. Or is he among the common man?

As long as we carry tribalism and religion for head, tears will be like river on the street.

Anyways, my own na to go draw timetable for all the girls wey I want knack next week , according to the cartoon of indomie and 1 create of egg I bought.

What a time to be a Nigerian!

But wait oh! Does that means we are exporting prostitution?

U don't mean it!

Truly, this country na Cruze.

Do dey have personal beef with the country? Or the country didn't allow DStv to rip them off like Nigeria?

All 9ja politicians should be taken there and be buried dead or alive.

They are true celebrity that have turn the country to the poverty capital of the world.

Let them enjoy the breakfast. It will surely get to everyone.

Kidnapping is dealing with some set and Hungary is breaking the head of some.

It is their turn.

They are pretentiously evil. They can kill you in your sleep.

They are only loyal to their child and sometimes the baby daddy.

Don't be deceived!

They are all ashawo, don't be deceived.

It's because you don't know their mumu button.

I bet you, some guys are busy knacking them with a bottle of Pepsi. Even some free.

When you know the code, you will understand.

Young man,

It is because you are a SIMP.

Take note: anytime your girlfriend Starts misbehaving, is because, you have become a glorify SIMP or she is testing if you are now a SIMP.

Peace! Kindly get sense.

My dear, with 9ja girls. There is no phase in relationships/marriage.

The day you will catch them cheating on you, you will understand.

Very useless set of human beings.

Dear SIMP,

Kindly, marry another wife.

I told you 9ja girls aren't marriageable. They are punishment but you won't listen.

Because they are all useless ashawo and good for nothing.

It pains me when I see SIMP marrying them

Good one. I love this. Our guys need all the support dey can get.

What to do now?

The economy is not smiling, they have to find a way to put smile on.

Kindly tell her, you guys aren't dating so you can't follow her.

She will then want you guys to start dating. Kindly accept and scatter her kpekus. Don't ever spend your chichi on her. Ensure to be knacking her as you wish.

To break the relationship, be using her money to carry ashawo.

Then come back here and thank me later.

Dangote is evil to Nigeria existence.

I dislike him with passion. I feel he is destroying my country with his greed.

We never see anything! we the common man, we go chop our eyes, as long as we carry tribalism and religion for head.

Abeg, make I go use 1 indomie and 1 egg take scatter Nkechi kpekus make I take dey see front.