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Jmk9292:
My people perish for lack of wisdom..... And the same wisdom is very profitable to direct.....
Most of us are very sheepish... We shout when others shout, without asking .....Why?
Everybody is in motion yet no movement.....
The reason for the continued hatred is the same reason we vote and celebrate criminals and dumb politicians.
The same reason we shall never get it right....

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Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello, has said that he would be re-elected without hassles, in a blunt response to questions about his political strength, Igbere TV reports.


Igbere TV reports that Mr. Bello said on Friday after meeting President Muhammadu Buhari behind closed doors at the Presidential Villa, Abuja that perceived internal crisis in the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Kogi would not stop his re-election.


“I am the governor today and Insha Allah, l will return back as the governor for another four years, after the November 16 election. As for the ticket, the analogy is that the tenant cannot send the landlord out of his house,” Bello boasted.


“So, APC in Kogi state was rebuilt by me, after the good job done by our late leader, His Excellency, Alhaji Abubakar Audu. After his demise, l came, rebuilt it from the scratch to what it is today.


“That is evident in the last outing of the party where we had 25/25, in the State House of Assembly. We also won 7 out of the 9 contested positions in the House of Representatives and two out of the three Senate seats in the Senate.


“So, anybody that is making such noise does not disturb me because, in market place, noise is allowed. You know, Kogi politics is the loudest. So, people must make noise and you can’t stop that.”


A vocal critic of Bello, Senator Dino Melaye, recently joined the race for the governorship seat, adding more problems for Bello.


The governor, however, appearing unruffled, said he was confident of winning the governorship election with a wide margin.

Source; http://igberetvnews.com/776870/just-in-i-will-win-the-election-with-a-landslide-gov-yahaya-bello-boasts/

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Donshaga:
Most guys don't know how to text girls and spark attraction.

If you're you're among those guys that don't know how to woo women when texting her on WhatsApp or Facebook.

Don't worry man because in this post you'll learn the Top Best Ways to Text Women That Get Her To Like You & What To Text Her In Certain Situation.
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WARNING: This informative post is quite long and not for lazy readers , if you're that type then leave this post now
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Alright... let's roll..

#1 Blame Her For Trying To Seduce You:-

This is an extremely powerful method of texting girls because this buy into that frame of mind and conditions her to start pursuing and chasing you.

Use this technique throughout all of your interactions (including face-to-face) and watch the attraction skyrocket.

Example:
HER:"Guess What!"
YOU: "You want to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me ? You're so naughty :p


HER: “How are you?”
YOU: “what in bed?….jeez you’re too forward! :p”
HER “haha that’s not what I meant!”
YOU: “yeah right...you're so bad”

HER: “Guess What!”
YOU: “Let me guess....you want to grab a drink and get me drunk so you can take advantage of me? You are so bad!!

HER: "Ok , good night, I'm going to bed now"
YOU: "Hey, slow down girl..we just met I can't go to bed with you yet"

#2:Cocky & Funny:-

Women know that cocky guys are usually confident guys. However, cockiness alone can appear rude and arrogant, and most women don’t want to date that type of guy.

Try to mix cockiness with a touch of humor as this is very effective, and will set you apart from the average (needy) guys who try to seek her approval. It also jokingly sets the framework that she is chasing you, which baits her to play along and agree to that role.

YOU : Stop it ..*smiles*
HER: Stop what ?
YOU : "Thinking about me.. you'll get to see me again soon enough"

YOU : "Congratulations!"
HER : "for what?"
YOU : I was just thinking of you . Congratulations

YOU : So are you in love with me yet ?
HER : lol..no we've just met.
YOU: LOL.. You're really good at playing this hard-to-get thing, but just give it a few more days.*smiles*

#3 Bait & Switch
You essentially bait her into thinking that you are saying one thing — like being totally overly into her — and then switch to something else — like teasing her or being cocky.
It's like lowering her attraction for a moment so that you can increase it even higher

Example:
YOU:“I can't stop thinking about...........*smiles*”
HER: “me? ”
YOU: “No. Lollipops. Why would I be thinking about you? jk :p

•I know it’s wrong, I know it’s too early and I know I’m probably being desperate, but I really have to tell you this, I can’t hold it back any longer. You’ll probably think I’m insane, that I'm going too far, and you might even despise me a little for saying this, but please understand that I’m only doing it because I think it’s right, because I can’t hold back my true feelings any longer….I think Tiwa Savage is really really hot."
Note: This works great especially if she’s told you who her female crush is . Just replace, “Tiwa Savage” with the name of her female crush.

#4 Interesting Questions;
•If you knew you had a week to live what would you do?” “
•Would you rather have a guy who is a great kisser or a great dancer?”

•“Would you rather have a guy that is an amazing lover or has a lot of money?


#5 After You Have Slept With Her
YOU: “Stop...
HER: “What ?”
YOU: “....distracting me....I keep thinking about last night. Bad girl

•YOU: “I can't believe...”
HER: “What?”
YOU: “How incredibly sexy you were last night ”“


#6After You Got Her Phone Number During The Day;

The first text you send a woman after you get her number should never be boring or generic. It should be fun and interesting, string up emotions inside of her and baiting her to reply back.

“Hey, it's John nice meeting you today!” is an awful first text and is what most guys send. If you can, include a playful nickname that uses callback humor — recalling something funny from when you met her
Hey [Nickname] + crazy/random/cool/fun meeting you just now.... + [Bait Question/Statement] + [Your Name]

Example:-
YOU: “Hey Talented Tanya so crazy meeting you just now....do you always do that to guys you just meet? -[your name]
(Note: This will drive her crazy wondering what she did to you)
HER: “Haha do what?”
YOU: “Totally distract guys when they’re innocently minding their own business lol.

•: “So cool meeting you just now....are you always so friendly? -[your name]

#7 RESPONDING TO TESTS
Examples of tests from women via text are, “I have a bf,” “I want you to take me to dinner,” “I don't sleep with guys on the first date,” “I'm not that kind of girl,” “can I bring a friend?” or she may just not respond at all.
Here are some examples of how to respond to a test to show that you are unaffected;

HER: “I don't know If I should hang out with you ”
YOU: “Hmm and here I thought you said you're the fun-loving, adventurous, live-by-your-own-rules kind of girl. You're making me wonder now.”
HER: “I am that kind of girl….you just seem like a bad boy ”
YOU: “Ok prove it.....when are you free next week ?

•Do you text all guys like this....or just guys you are attracted too?”
•Well your still my favorite little brat……well your at least in the top 5”
•“That’s minus 2 cool points :p
• “You are too adorable….what are we gonna do with you

#7 If She Doesn't Respond Your Text

YOU: “Hey I saw a cute little cat the other day and it reminded me of you. Hope you didn't turn into a cat. If you don't reply I will assume the worst.”
HER: “haha no I've just been super busy with school”
YOU: “hmmm....well I'm going to call you in 5 minutes just to make sure this isn't the cat texting me...”
Note: Then you can just call her

•OMG did u get kidnapped into white slavery or something? Holla back

#8 :Funny Answers to Common Questions

HER: “What have you been up too?”
YOU: “Oh not much just busy fighting evil terrorists and rescuing orphans from burning buildings, you know the usual”

HER: “Who is this?”
YOU: “Your future ex-husband. You just weren't spontaneous enough for me in the bedroom -Chris

HERl: “How was your day?”
YOU: “Well, your evil step-mother had me locked up in the castle. But I broke free. Now we can live together happily ever after.


That's it guys. Now you know how to flirt over text.

Till then
-Chris

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Olumighty2038:
very Wrong ideal,they need to reverse it

0ppa:
MOST MISTAKES LADIES MAKE BUT DO NOT KNOW.

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(c) oppa

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1. YOU EXPOSE YOUR CLEAVAGES. You expose your cleavages. Dear, you must ponder o'er it and think you are 'sexy.' Sexy you mean? Like a thing that creates a sex urge? Is that what you are? Smiles. You do NOT look attractive but sexually appealing (two different words). Did you get that? Yes, you look like a LovePeddler (an attention-seeking LovePeddler). If you were quite observant, guys only say 'you look hot' or 'you look sexy (a thing for sex).' Is that what you want to be? A sex thing? A sex tool? That is why you have no time to think! That is why you get broken-up! Know why? He only came for the advert you sought earlier and as foolishly as you are (with no time to think), you gave in (he needs a decent thing now). Girls who dress without advertising their chest-cups look beautiful.
Do you know that a girl who dresses in revealing clothes attract 'customers?' Remember the law of demand? Yeah, cheap things attract customers. Yes, the song in your head is you are a slay-queen.. Where is that coming from? Who told you you are? Ask guys for their honest opinion'bout you, you actually look stupid and as a thing to use.
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2. TOO MUCH MAKE-UP. I wonder how satisfying you would feel if sb saw you today looking like the fake Nicky Minaj and later sees you tomorrow looking like Mercy Johnson acting a role in a Nollywood village. Too much make-up sends the (wrong) message that you are desperate for attention. I know you don't really know but it is a turn-off for guys.
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3. BATHING WITH PERFUME. I know you must feel you scent like the petals from paradise..but, excuse you, must you overdo things? You are likely to be seen as sb who has a body odour and uses the perfume as its deterrent.
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4. MINI-SKIRTS. During a research for a project I was to conduct in school, I get the 'mini skirt is what is in vogue' gibberish from girls a lot. Hello? I wonder how comfortably you feel that half your laps (even the ones with craw-craw ..rashes and zits) is out. You can't even get to sit properly in feminine modesty or bend or walk comfortably and properly. Why are you created to seek attention? Attention from rapists I guess. You may not know, you actually look cheap! In your early 30's after this youthful exuberant lifestyles and with no husband, you will then change your appellation to 'Chioma Jesus' and forget when at eighteen you had borne 'Chi La Hot.' Chioma Jesus kill you there. Nonsense.
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5. HEAVY SMELLY WIGS. Excuse me, are you a schizophrenic? Like, are you addicted to madness? The wig isn't yours still you poise around with it polluting the air.. Oh, you wig-air pollutant, get behind me!
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6. SMELLY MOUTH. I had a girl friend ( I meant girl friend not girlfriend) who was very much keen on reporting to me who had a bad breath and who hadn't. Gentlemen, you need to come and see how this Miss So-and-so's mouth smelt like erosion was taking place in some sewage soakaway beneath her throat -- very poisonous. The worst is most girls do not know to brush twice daily; morning and night. The night brush will help erode all the left-overs hiding in each tooth. In the morning, you will have a lesser bad breath. It is even advisable that if you have to take a nap, you brush after.
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7. WEARING TIGHT AND REVEALING ATTIRE. Afore my analysis, I have a question: is wearing solely the leggings actually meant for outdoor activities? Very poor mentality. Most girls dress stupidly, indeed. The leggings was actually meant to be worn underneath a skirt. Wearing tight and revealing attire shows what level one has in indoor prostitution (argue with yourself). I am thinking, what is your aim in life?
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8. ARMPITS. Una know unaselves. Shave, you no gree. Clean am, you no gree. Na to carry deadlock for armpits dey waka. May God save you.
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9. LIE-LIE. Yeah, see them.., they are giggling now. Ninety percent are guilty of this. 'My name is Annie Cara' but her ATM card reads Anamakelechukwu Chizobamnaonwu.
Why are you like this na?
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'I school in BSU' and you don't know the name of your VC. May God forgive you.
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'I rarely hardly eat that whitish thing..what do they call it .. yeah fufu. I don't like it.' But at the mention of your name, every fufu bows at home.

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In fact.., I rest my case..I'm vexed.

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