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Lollz you don make me laugh out.... funny dude....

Orijin101:
bros, so you mean i should show you my tankotanko

*covers ass and runs away. . .
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SOMEBODY HELP!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Badddooo

Orijin101:
Only if you self-service excessively, that's when it has side effects. . .

therefore, keep calm and self-service

Origin show us prick and versline.... forget booobbbbyy joor

Orijin101:
Forget! I'm used to it

Loll....origin show us under prick selfie not interested in boobs

There is noting wrong with it.....

Bros trying going to the toilet first to pee.... then come back and pray......thats if you don't know that already......

Dis 1 pass weed... this nah stupidity... som kind pple sha

I don't do weed so can't help

Hmmmmmmm mama oooooh

lagmostkuit:
Try Tramz b4 sex, u go like am.

Whichever kind of trouble u want... foreign local...native anytyp I gat d best...Abii no be u dey ansa trouble maker

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
in what?

With all due respect this 1 no fit work oooh.....bros money woman..... female cash....e don finish

I know I can make more trouble than you....are u interested

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
All these self acclaimed weed smokers above, I doubt you have seen a real wrap before

1miccza:
Or mark of Freudo

Who said anytin about fighting....jus said I was going to mark him....weda nah mark of the beast or mark of skoly... wot I know he must be marked

1miccza:
Would fighting,killing someone or being violent change the fact that the wife is promiscous??Sometimes violence does not pay..

But again oluwa know I can't jus walk outa my house like dat hmmmmm.... this guy must be a weakling.... he for kuku shake d guy ask am weda nah only hiim Waka come.... why won't d bloddy wife cheat again... iin her dirty mind em go dey reason patapata he will jus walk away if he catches me....guess he's also weak in bed....

Tyank you ojare...... u don't give a woman too mucch sshe wiill take alll....but aw will he allow dat man jus walk......not even a trademark.... Nike or puma for em body.... I bet that woman is still sleeping wiith d dude

rokiatu:
One of the reasons she cheated on him in the first place is because he's too nice and she take that for granted. I still can't believe his reaction.
HE really need to man up and grow some balls.
You give some women too much freedom and they will sit on your neck.

R......... capital ®......Rokiiiiiiiiiiii.....helep me complete am

@op I tink I gat a far better suggestion... u wan to get lliike 10 inch propeler and above.... get a good strond very long string.... 1 end to tied to d tip of ur coock.....the oda end tied to the back of ur car...... don't forget Verry long string..... get ur trusted pal to get behind the wheel.... then u be lllike oh boy move front smalll( on phoone) oh boy march break... oyah move front.... precaution,,, make sure this friend of urs u neva thief em galfriend b4 and he is a good driver.... repeat 2wice a day.... com back and thank me later... oloshi

Telling her bedtime stories.... darkest of night.......

So I stood head and shoulder with the nairaland famous rokiatu....in papillos voice( skoly I talk am 1 day I know say u go make us proud)

rokiatu:
OK ooh.

You mistake intent.... neva said she diidnt look cool...jus sayiing to give het top spot we need to be sure she ain't scamming us... and that pics doesn't say much

rokiatu:
indeed. Now u tell me when u want it to look good u will zoom wouldn't you? Lol so what harm did she commit? and how is it deceiving?

Lemme give u an example, I work out 1ce 1ce... wen I want to show of I take a shot with d camera close to my chest.... come see incredible hawk but wen u take a shot from afar it stiill looks okay....but not like wen close.....u dig.....

rokiatu:
miss leading? Because the Camara is close? She got it. You either got it or not poses only make u look good it wouldn't magically add an azzz to you.

That pic is mis leading...... she shlld give us somting in full b4 we conclude...... I dont really see anytin spectacular... just my honest opinion,,,,, not taht it matters

rokiatu:
She already got it.

You rock.......................

rokiatu:
Lala got the best body out of the list.

Oga mi I tire oooooh

Rexhenrex:
Now any gurl that wants to snap must must push her ass out like a tea bag. well make una continue that is how to know a wife material mtcheeeew! Some nl gurls sef i smh for them.

On that ocassion you willl av to sa both mama and baba cos only sai baba can't help you and while ur at it visit does 1ces changing dollar

john4reala:
pm
I board bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari" he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, I ordered for suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money. I was very happy.
After the Hausa guy polished my shoes. I said Sai
Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his teeth... Sai
Baba.
He said : ma Northerner leave money... I smiled
Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Confidence leave money".... WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working........I am getting things free
just by saying Sai Baba or Sai Buhari
I can't wait to go to this my Hausa car dealer in
Ondo tomorrow and do the same thing to get a
free Jeep or maybe toyota Venza from him too.

That tin nah from em viiillage, the way d cum go use run enta back inside ehhhhhh

demmy0325:
.. Hahaha.. Happnd 2a frnd of mine

Bros u no welll oooooh, Wetin d snakedeyfind der nh

demmy0325:
*The akward moment wen U wear a new cloth,new shoe..,evrytin new, jst bcoz shes visitin... Nd she ended up nt coming...
*The akward moment wen U ar bout climaxin n a snake jst pop out unda ur bed.. Lmao..
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Hehehhehehhe......... we pro rubby

WIZGUY69:
chairman! nawa for you too o.
shey we de share wife ni??
rubey na fine girl.

All dis scammer no go leave we pple alone go find oyibo, away na em sure pass jare

Boss nahh wah u oooh, I vote ruby nah

WIZGUY69:
@ Op.
which Rokiatu
is it because of the trailer in her back??
@ topic, lemme goan check everybody profile's.
brb[

modified : the lady above me. (mirexxx) try small,
will give her 2/10.

modified again : damned! Rubey try gan (5/10).
looks like one Olosho girl I bleeped the other day

brb.