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ExAngel007:
A woman has narrated how she dealt with a
landlord and a tenant who illegally tapped
electricity from her sister’s generator.

According to the lady on social media, a big sister of hers relocated to Lagos and since she was in Lagos, she had to assist her with shopping things needed in the new apartment.

She said the sister bought a big generator last
week and the generator carried both the fridge and air-conditioner comfortably only for her to discover 5 days after purchase that the generator can no longer carry her fridge or air-conditioner.

When the sister complained to her, the lady
started laughing because she knew that their
neighbors were illegally connected to their
generator.

She then formulated a plot to get back at the
neighbors. Read her post below.

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Content creators don cook beans keep.

Nahunger:
You that was happy Israel was decimated by Hezbollah this morning, you were gloating and now you have the guts to open your oesophagus to be yarning this dúst.

You need a resetting slap on your orgor



Orgor is the extended part of one's head it could be an enlarged forehead or on the edge of the head that is out of proportion.

Orgor sometimes looks detachable because it's like carrying loads on the edge of the head as it doesn't allow the head enjoy a round admirable shape.

Orgor sometimes looks detachable because it's like carrying loads on the edge of the head as it doesn't allow the head enjoy a round admirable shape.



😆😆

Nahunger:
You that was happy Israel was decimated by Hezbollah this morning, you were gloating and now you have the guts to open your oesophagus to be yarning this dúst.

You need a resetting slap on your orgor

Very vaulent sombori.



Please interprete ogor in English so that the South Africans, Asians and Europeans on Nairaland can understand.
Tanchu.

emela9ja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs1o6Q2W2mU?si=GR2sCTHBDc9ZJZ5r

Content creators.
Bonjour!

Gistmedia10:
An incident at a local phone charging station has sparked widespread outrage after a woman discovered that her power bank had been labeled with the derogatory term "Ashawo" (meaning prostitute) by the charging agent.

The woman, who had entrusted the young charging agent with her power bank, returned to collect it, expecting it to be fully charged. However, upon inspection, she noticed the offensive word scrawled on her device. Furious, she confronted the boy in front of a growing crowd, asking, “Have I ever slept with you before? If you didn’t know my name, why didn’t you ask me?”

Eyewitnesses captured the heated exchange on video, where the woman can be seen demanding an explanation for the disrespectful label. Background voices of bystanders can be heard condemning the agent's action, with many expressing disbelief at the blatant attempt to tarnish the woman's reputation.

"I don't understand how he could do something like that. This is uncalled for and humiliating," said one of the onlookers, clearly disturbed by the incident.

The charging agent, a young man, seemed speechless and struggled to provide any reasonable justification for his actions, standing silently as the enraged woman and other witnesses voiced their disgust.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsyZDFN9sKA

This news is similar to a woman requesting for toothpick to pick off lumps of water “stuffed
“ between her teeth.
Very useless.

Richcreed:
We are already in a de facto world war—Ukraine and Israel are just two fronts in the same crumbling malignant imperial project. NATO, with its reckless escalation in Ukraine, is trying to bait Russia into an all-out direct war, just as Israel is attempting to lure Hezbollah into total war. But Moscow and Hezbollah are too strategic, too patient, to fall into those traps. They know the empire’s playbook: escalate, provoke, cry victim when the blowback inevitably comes, and then use that manufactured chaos as justification for yet more destruction. The West can’t admit defeat, so it seeks to burn the world down under the flimsiest of pretexts. But Russia and Hezbollah aren’t biting. They see through the façade, and they know that the only thing more dangerous than a crumbling empire is an empire in denial of its own collapse.

Russia and Hezbollah are fighting the same enemy, the dying throes of an empire that refuses to acknowledge its own collapse. For NATO, a Russian victory in Ukraine is existential. It signals the collapse of their protection racket, the end of an era where Washington dictates terms and everyone else obeys. For Israel, Hezbollah’s restraint is more terrifying than any barrage of missiles. Every day the Israelis sit in their bunkers, every hour their economy grinds to a halt, is a victory for Hezbollah, and a crushing psychological blow to Tel Aviv. Hezbollah’s hypersonic ace ever ready to be played.

This is a war of attrition, but not the kind NATO or Israel are used to. Hezbollah, like Russia, understands that the best path to victory is not forced escalation, but patient, calculated resistance. If Israel dares to escalate further, Hezbollah will cut off the lifelines, the ports, the energy sector, the critical infrastructure that props up the Zionist (wannabe) state. The West is pouring billions into this welfare ‘bum’, but the war machine is rusting from within. The empire is bleeding from every front: financially, militarily, morally, and no amount of U.S. aid packages or Iron Dome missiles will stop its collapse. The end is inevitable, and all the empire can do is rage as it crumbles into irrelevance.

NATO, with its reckless escalation in Ukraine, is trying to bait Russia into an all-out direct war, just as Israel is attempting to lure Hezbollah into total war.



Russia invades Ukraine, you blame NATO.
Hezbollah fights Israel in support of Hamas’ killing and capturing of Israelis, you still blame NATO.
We know your kind- The ones who go about shouting that Moammar Ghadaffi was one of Africa’s Saviours.
But we know you terrorists. We know you jihadists. We know America is your undoing. You don’t want the State of Israel to exist.
You keep instigating hatred against the West by cajoling naive Africans to believe that the West is the reason for her misfortunes because the West colonized them. But those who see through walls, know that America’s resolve to support the State of Israel at all cost is the reason you and Ghadaffi’s hatred for her, was ,and is ever increasing. If your wishes come true, and America ceases to exist today, that’s when Africa will know that the people they thought were radical pan Africans were actually jihadists. It may become too late for Africa. Just like the case of a deer, who by a lion’s persuasion, supports the lion to fight a bear they both perceive as a common enemy.., only to get hunted by the lion afterwards.
Those who know this truth see through walls.

raslim20:
nairaland is a very bias platform, Hezbollah has been dealing with Israel for days and that won't come to frontpage, na only Israel successful strike Dem dey carry come frontpage

Yeah, very biased platform. That’s why anyone is made to swear a useless oath when contributing to any Islamic post here but the Christian related posts are open tunnels for both Orisaseyi and Suleimans to throw in stones and sticks.
Muslims keep quiet when Islam inflicts pain on the world. They cry foul when Muslims get paid in return. You guys wanna eat your cakes and have it.
I know you’re lost. I’ll still tell you to get lost.

Biodun556:
He is doing well and he will perform

Yes, he’s performing well ontop Oluremi.

E be like say dem been dope your feeding bottle as a baby.
This your highness is very disturbing.

Krismas:
LIES
Everything you ever heard about WW2 na fake news.
The west started the war, not Hitler and Russian defeated the Nazis not America.

You’re lost.
Irredeemably stupid beyond hope and repair.
I leave my prayers with you.

WriterNig:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mkE2-f8lVIw/maxresdefault.jpg

@Wojciech Pawelczyk posted;

So how does this incomplete few seconds clip reflect the stance of the Polish government?
Mtchewww.
Ode

RealityKings:
This is my issue with western media. They are always trying to twist history to make them seem innocent and not provocative.

What were they doing hunting Asian natural resources? The same why they went hunting Lybia. Lybia used to be a wealthy country and had a stable economy until they went hunting Her natural resources

Disuan nor know anything.
Awon set follow dem do wetin dem do
Beer palor analysts

timesupnababa:
Israel getting their azzes handed over to them by Hezbollah on the battlefield looks for cheap media propaganda movie to fool the gullible that they are winning. Over 35,000 Israeli IDF have been killed by Hezbollah since October but you wouldn't know cos there is a global gag order placed by Zionists. Israel would rather destroy itself than be exposed as a paper tiger. I laugh at mumu people here claiming Israel are invincible, Hezbollah send them to hell everyday. Russia don't need to blow up IPhone, Russia can destroy the whole world 10 times over in less than 30mins

Is it until it is written in Arabic before you know that eliminating the Israeli state is a lost cause?
Mumu.

Quelme:
Fake news....

Una go just dey copy and paste BBC and CNN....

Nor be only earthquake, tsunami, cyclone and hurricane.

AI generated Photoshop....

Ode. Papa mmaah 🐮 🐄

Omoawoke:
Kingcold , come and see your girls comparing themselves to Nigerian girls. And what’s their aim, to catch the attention of Nigerian men. What’s is with Nigerians all the time, this obsession is real. Why are your girls not interested in black SA, it’s always Nigerians talk every time

Truth is African women are beautiful.
South African ladies have this unique facial features. They seldom have prominent nasal bones. They usually have broader forehead, comparing upper face to lower face proportion. They usually come with thicker thighs, broader hips or steeper curves irrespective of body size…
They love Nigerian guys no doubt. Same for Ghanaian women. Other African women don’t put Nigerian men through the same stress like the Nigerian women do.
The perceived Social market value of the average Nigerian man seem to be far higher than that of an average Nigerian woman or an average African man who’s not a Nigerian (not talking about the African Arabs).

Stayed in Klein, Namibia, some years back. Tried hard to cover up my identity as a Nigerian, but the women easily found out. Lol.
Women can be very sensitive. The temptations were high but heaven helped me. The guys there I related with were cool though, but they soon became a bit edgy with me, discovering I’m Nigerian after one phone conversation with a mix of pigin sold me out.
If majority of Nigerian men could undo this fraudulent image and perception the outside world has on us, mehn…it will go a long way.
Namibians are beautiful. Africa is blessed.

Yorubastardz:
A Tribe filled with Gabriel's
What a Sophisticated Tribe indeed

Brobrisky an Oduduwa son of the soil is the grand patron for gays in Nigeria.

Denrele - Yoruba Gay Commander in Chief
James Brown - Yoruba Gay Lieutenant
Brobrisky - Yoruba Gay Commander in Chief

Now they have started exporting gays to U.S
To go and spread Yoruba culture

P.S :
Rihanna's mother is Igbo
Her name is Nee Braithwaite which is Igbo.
The Nee is mother in Igbo
For example Nee Okafor, Nee Emeka, Nee Ugonna

You can't force Igbo girl to learn Yoruba

So in your mind Rihana is Igbo??

Tribalism and bigotry don destroy una reasoning finish

SatoshiX:
Yoruba language is bigger than Africa. 😉😉

Yoruba language is bigger than Africa.


Yeah. So heavy. Can imagine that weight.
Why you guys can’t keep your mouth shut…

Newlymarried:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=341zcYOCd1g

Why is the guy acting sissy?
The guy wan collect full breasted hug but e no click well.

MimiBiggs:
A black South African lady has described the mentality of many South African youth saying they are lazy and don't like to take opportunities given to them while foreigners are ready to work for a quarter of wages.

She also commented that they will rather rely on grants than to work hard and make money.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFk5lnEtOE

Good to know Ramaphosa is an idiot who blames the uselessness of his men on the West.
Thanks to the Dutch community who’s clothing SA and covering her curvy, alluring unclothedness.

Morbeta11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/09/tinubu-shifting-economy-from-consumption-to-production-actress-eniola-badmus/#google_vignette

Mumu

jmoore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJIB1HCc268?si=w-rO9c5lAcOuBW-S



https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/news/reed-dance-festival-celebrates-40-years-of-zulu-tradition-at-enyokeni-royal-palace-20240912#:~:text=About%2040%20000%20virgins%20are,%2C%20with%20the%20maidens'%20arrival.

Looks like virgin here has a different meaning from what it is on Miriam Webster’s dictionary.
See virgins wey breast and nipples don shrink from mundane transactions.
Be deceiving yourselves.

Mathewrichard99:
The summary of the discussion is "Not all that glitters is gold" . Our ladies should be very careful, stop being greedy and learn to be independent. Have a job or learn to do something with your hands, learn skills couple with your education. Even without a college degree, you can still be very great. Beauty is ephemeral, doesn't last but your values and characters stays with you till the last day.

Good advice.
That was for the cock.
Now what do you say to the bull?

emela9ja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY99Oco0Ha4


Know your boyfriend’s source of income — Man shares how his financially struggling friend was misleading women and accepting financial help without having his own house

Shallow men deceiving shallow women.
Real substance missing.
That’s how homes lose values that give the society a form and a future.
Baby mamas and baby boys.
Silly Slay Queens and Stupid Redpillers who are terrible models for growing kids.
Sum these up in a pack and you have a complete branded, weapon system for breaking up homes.

Botragelad:
Source;
https://news.az/news/israeli-forces-raided-iranian-missile-faculty-in-syria-report

Now this is the real Special Military Operation (SMO), not what Putin has been struggling with for over 2 years

SOSPITAS:
We sale to the highest bidder; Moreover, neutrality means not sending troops, weapons or diplomatic support. But if we must choose, we have to go with china. they're our biggest trade partner right now & getting ride of the dollar will surely ease the burden of foreign debt. But the best bet is to trade with both sides.

Biggest trade partner or you’re China’s biggest dumping ground?

How do you guys earn a living from full time stupidity?

WriterNig:
https://www.islamtimes.com/images/docs/001159/n01159349-b.jpg

The 🇷🇺 Russian military on Tuesday launched massive naval and air drills spanning across both hemispheres and including China in joint maneuvers.

The “Ocean-24” exercise spans the Pacific and Arctic Oceans, the Mediterranean, Caspian and Baltic Seas and involves over 400 warships, submarines and support vessels, more than 120 planes and helicopters and over 90,000 troops, the Russian Defense Ministry said in a statement. The maneuvers will continue through Sept. 16, the ministry said.

Russian President Vladimir Putin said in comments to military officials that the war games are the largest of their kind in three decades, and that China's warships and planes were taking part. China confirmed that on Monday, saying the two countries' navies would cruise together in Pacific, but gave no details.

A total of 15 countries have been invited to observe the drills, Putin said, without naming them.

“We pay special attention to strengthening military cooperation with friendly states. Today, in the context of growing geopolitical tensions in the world, this is especially important,” Putin said.

The Russian leader accused the United States & NATO of “trying to maintain its global military and political dominance at any cost," seeking “to inflict a strategic defeat” on Russia in its war with Ukraine and to “break the established security architecture and balance of power in the Asia-Pacific region.”

Mtchewwww.
Nansense

Candidlady:
Women rule the world
Pjtech could testify

Nonsense.

EreluRoz:
Jonathan wasn't actually a good president, he destroyed Nigeria before leaving office as a revenge for losing the election to Buhari.
If any ex president should return to fix Nigeria it should be Obasanjo, he's the only ex president that can fix Nigeria.

See you and sense, like night and day.
Women with this kind your brain na their vagina dey suffer pass

sarrki:
Oluomo wey get class

I love this guy

No formal education but he made sure his children are well educated

If you like call am agbero or tout

This is a good example of grass to grace

you guys have abused the word grace for long.
Grass to grace is a phrase that connotes the blessing that awaits humble beginnings through integrity and discipline, not winning by vices.

Jovi10:
He's been fighting with shovels and sticks


Let Ukraine bring on the war. When Russia starts with them na una go tire.

so after losing over 800+ tanks with crew, russia has not really started with ukraine?
Dis your mumu tie gele o

Originalsly:
Is US looking for peace? ... or to escalate the war? Is US looking for peace in the Israel/Gaza conflict? ... or to escalate it? Look at what is being said .... and look at their action. Ukraine is not a member of NATO ... so why is the US and NATO acting as if it is? This is a proxy war and like Putin was saying all along ... the intent of the US and NATO was to surround then attack Russia. This is being played out without Ukraine being a member ... they couldn't wait. I wouldn't be surprised if Ukraine fires a long range missile deep into Russia ... The response will be heavy ... Russia will obliterate a few cities with weapons not yet used. Biden is one of those old school guys that is living in the past... the Cold War era when the Soviet Union ... the Communists ... were the sworn enemies ... enemies for life . It's the same as our old leaders ... still living in the past.... thinking Nigeria is the Giant one f Africa and all countries look up to and fear Nigeria. What if China supplies Putin with weapons? ... or Putin talks about supplying Venezuela with missiles? He suggested this in the first Peace talks with the US and the US said that will not happen and will consider it a declaration of war. World War Three loading.

ode

Justnation:
I don't know why your brain refuses to work normal, can you compare what Putin is doing today to what America have been doing over the world including in Africa?.

Because your oppressors condemned Russia you quickly buy their position.
Please wake up

Disuan head don knock.
That is how u guys think Gadaffi was Africa's savior.
We used to have problems with reading. Anything placed between the pages of a book used to be a huge deal to find. Today we read. We read just the letters but never between the lines. So pathetic.