Glimpsetv: A Sallah ram jumped into a well, leaving the owners wondering how to retrieve it. It's not very clear how the ram got into the well, but it seems the ram was chained close to an open well and wandered into it. The question now is how to get the ram out of the well.
So, how do you think this ram can be rescued?
Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment section below.
See front page material. Everybody now ramified. With due respect to the uselessness of Nairaland's mods, I give my humble suggestion; The butcher should go into the well and butcher the ram, wash it there and send it out via a roped bucket
darediamond: You do not know what you are saying at aaaaaaaaall.
BRICS will be using CRYPTOCURRENCY to do transactions against the oppressive fiat and Petrodollar system. You are here still living in 1414 thinking the Fiat Dollar would not become deeply weak as a result of this.
I laugh you of in CRYPTO-DOLLAR!!!!
Please gerrout my dear. I looked over your empty head, cos there’s nothing to discuss with you about here. It’s as useless as a hawk discussing aerodynamics with a penguin 🐧 .
I see that the idiots bashing Bayelsa that it ought to be more developed than this, are from the three majority tribes. What has your Nigeria become inspite of oil revenues and international grants. Skull miners, drug dealers and jihadists. What else? What can Nigeria offer the world other than the vices the majority is made of?
BentizilL0: Another propaganda.. Even if true, what's bad in recruiting mercenaries?.. Hundreds of American citizen including US top military officers have been killed in Ukraine, why's BBC not reporting all those one?..
Anything to demonise Russia, rubbish and nonsense.. The mod that push this to front-page should be sacked, this should not be our priority now..
FreeStuffsNG: Hamas is demanding an end to the war and the withdrawal of Israeli troops from the Strip, two conditions Jerusalem rejects.
“Everything is designed in order to squeeze, to uproot and destroy us. To me this is completely clear,” said Netanyahu on Sunday. “Therefore, I do not think of abandoning this arena even for a moment, and I certainly do not think that we can give up on our necessary victory, against all of these butchers.” Sadly, I am beginning to believe those who insist that the return of Palestine to how it was before 1948 before the current State of Israel was formed by the west is the ultimate permanent ceasefire.
It's unfortunate to be born in that axis that eats one another as dinner from generation to generation.
The whole of Northern Isreal, in an unprecedented manner, has been made a hell on earth by Hezbollah firing from Southern Lebanon to burn most houses and properties in Northern Isreal with Hezbollah drones that beat the Isreali air defence system even till date while Northen Isreal residents are daily killed, wounded or forced to leave the axis to now live in refugee camps in same Isreal yet the leaders are talking of a future. Which future?Smh.
May Palestine and Isreal not happen to Nigeria or any nation. Check my signature for free stuffs!
TimeManager: It was fact. PremiumTimes carried the news, Osita Chidoka, Ngozi Iweala were among the allies who persuaded him. Infact, Osita was the first to tweet about GEJ conceding defeat to Buhari after much persuasion, right there at GEJ's residence in Abuja.
-Kiss the truth!
Shut up your mouth. This is too dumb and dry. Poor propaganda. You should know when it’s not flying.
ZIAZI: Politics aside, most of us no just get respect! Prof. Soyinka is a legend and abusing him based on his political opinion or affiliation is stupid!
I voted for Peter Obi during the election because he was my preferred candidate over Atiku and now Pres. Tinubu, but why should we divide ourselves to abuse people based in their political positions? I have never insulted Tinubu and I do not wish him to fail. If anything should go wrong, it will affect me too because I am situate in Nigeria.
It's not just some of the Obidients, it's gradually becoming an ethnoreligious something. If one politician no be your person, the other one na grand rubbish!
I like Nyesom Wike, but the next person from another camp sees me as a madman!
Na wahala we dey oooo!
Prof. Soyinka is a legend and abusing him based on his political opinion or affiliation is stupid!
Na now I see say you no get sense at all.
Do you know Wole is also an influencer? Were you still in the womb when Soyinka urged the youths to forgive Buhari, that he’s got what it takes to deliver excellently? Why hasn’t Soyinka raised his voice against the irregularities that brought Tinubu to power? Soyinka just faulted Buhari’s past administration as a failure recently. Call it medicine after death. Why didn’t he call him out when he was in power? What’s legendary about prejudice, tribal bias and hypocrisy?
Some American Senators who voiced opinions in support of Palestine got lashed to career- threatening degree. Of course it’s their personal opinions. When you multiply those opinions by a thousand , we have a camp and a movement that turn out to affect sensitive issues and required outcomes for collective good.
If you represent structural, social and economic development you won’t consider Tinubu an ideal option for a Presidential figure. Not after a broad daylight robbery.
Ahmed0336: Really You'd need to stop tarnishing the image of the president. You may no like who is there but please respect the seat.
No be only seat, na table. Tell him to respect the furniture.
When you come across an incompetent police they tell you to respect the uniform. You come across a useless Presidiot, they tell you to respect the seat.
elhakiimed: Staged as hell. 100 percent. Follow it up. Anything to keep their Christian stooges locked in.
Those soldiers praying ruined it And those girls must have been eating all available hamas food ration to be that chubby after months in captivity.
Hamas may be equally as sick as the idf leadership but theyre not sick and stupid, otherwise they wouldn't have lasted this long.
As usual lies, manipulation, and misinformation: the ultimate weapon of the Christian evangelism.
You should have simply shut up and that would have been counted to you as wisdom , no matter the psycho syndrome you’re battling with. Your mental proficiency is worse than the efficiency of a dead clock. At least beings useful/correct twice in 24 hours for an object is twice a better bargain than a human who’s constantly stupid all through the same period.
LadyExcellency: Btw, I am older than fifty years of age and can still recall we owe nobody in 1977 when we used our excess reserve for fedtac jamborees and paid workers double salaries.
IMF is Europe's Bank with Europeans at the helm of affairs.