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Nnamdipapa:
So, I was in deep sleep when suddenly I woke up around 4 a.m. I reached for my phone, which I usually keep on the bedside table before going to bed, and to my surprise, the phone was nowhere to be found.

Still half asleep, I stretched my hand around in the darkness, thinking maybe it had slipped into the crack between the bed and the wall, but no, my phone was gone.

Now, I could swear on a stack of Bibles that my phone was right beside me before I dozed off the previous night. I was even up till midnight, scrolling as usual, before retiring for the night. Normally, whenever I wake up, I check my phone for the time.

Out of curiosity, I reached to the right side of the bed and noticed my wife’s spot was empty. Hmm.

I dragged my sleepy self to the bathroom to ease myself and, lo and behold; there was madam, inside the bathroom, with my phone on the floor. I was shocked, because I knew for sure I didn’t leave it there.

Anyway, I picked up the phone, went back to bed, and when I got under the sheets, I glanced at it. To my greatest confirmation, WhatsApp was open. Someone had been going through my chats.

I used to have strong security on the phone, but I relaxed it recently for some reasons. That’s probably how she got access. She pretended like she didn’t touch my phone, and I pretended like maybe I mistakenly left it in the bathroom. I didn’t challenge her. I just smiled under the sheets and went back to sleep.

The next morning, while replaying the whole incident in my head, some questions came to mind.

Ladies, what exactly do women want?

What are you looking for when you sneak into your husband’s phone and monitor his activities online? What exactly do you plan to do if you find suspicious chats with another woman? What next after all that stress of staying awake all night, plotting how to get hold of his phone?

Luckily for me, I have four WhatsApp accounts. Three are heavily passworded. The one she checked is just the “decoy” account with light security.

Then I remembered my maternal grandfather—the great man who had five wives. He eventually died on the sexy laps of a beautiful Ijaw side chick (yes, true story). Yet, none of his wives ever ransacked his belongings or violated his privacy like this. Meanwhile, me with only one wife, I’m already seeing shege. I still have a long way to go to match that man’s legacy.

So again I ask: why do women believe their husbands are under total control, and must be monitored 24/7? Don’t you people get tired?

Marriage does not automatically mean access to every single aspect of a man’s life. The life of an African man is hard enough, sometimes he just deserves small enjoyment without his privacy being constantly violated.

I honestly don’t get it. Maybe some of you can explain whether you really think marriage gives you the right to every corner of your husband’s life, including his private space.

I come in peace. Hehehehehe.

EvergreenDiarie:
Pervert Caught & Shamed For Groping Woman In Public Bus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOJprcVYsgg

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyxUcIcF9hQ?si=6crp86yG2gC208ff



https://x.com/Hybrid_Ola/status/1959992050419397042

HonNL:
https://x.com/nigeriantribune/status/1952799543466311960?t=8VgG3IBh6iJnYv1iVetEAg&s=19[/quote]Nonsense.

Jymes:
I’m not her fan. Herself and the other ladies of YOUR VIEW, don’t have a good understanding of some of the subjects they discuss, especially if it is a technical issue. At times it shows that they have not prepared properly for the topic of discussion. That happens a lot with them.

fergie001:
Morayo Afolabi-Brown, the long-standing host of Your View and Managing Director of TVC Entertainment, has officially resigned from TVC Communications after 12 years with the network.

360degreess:
Trump the coward and comedian ..I don't know how to express my joy for the love of the powerful and courageous Iran for dealing mercilessly with the Jews terrorist state and also their Masters US .. Imagine Iran making Tell Aviv and Haifa looked exactly like Gaza using their powerful Missle.imagine if this war last had lasted for months?..Iran has made Israel paid for the price of what they did to innocent women and children in Gaza..Trump finally got scared .He doesn't want Iran to destroy all their military bases in the middle East..All iranian vital nuclear facilities have been evacuated before the US attack,so Israel sleepless nights continues as Iran vows to continue nuclear program in secret

HacheNoire:
Mossad Chief, David Barnea has been killed too.

It will hit the headlines soon.

You need check out the missile that hit Holon Tel Aviv, it was massive. Tears and blood everywhere. ⚰️⚰️⚰️

Been on Israel pack for days now. Israel in my lungs 🚬💨

BlackViper:
https://www.pulse.ng/articles/entertainment/celebrities/we-will-curse-anyone-who-votes-for-tinubu-again-actor-alapini-expresses-regrets-2025061810074737138

God1000:
Allies assist each other in times of war, China can match US power on anything


Russia can still help Iran with intelligence support and missile defense system while north Korea will assist with weapons

etokhana:
TRUMP: “Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran.”

aribisala0:
What is a MAJOR HIT?? How do you define that? Please enlighten us

50 cent is 49 years old

What is the age of people that actually pay money to go to concerts? 18-34 and how many of them even know who 50 cent is ?
In London I believe Davido is likely to pull more crowd than 50 cent.

I suspect Davido is pulling out because the American stars have been given greater prominence

50 cent and Mary J Blige had bigger commercial success than Davido but that was 25 years ago. Their time has past.
I believe they would have sold more tickets in London because of Davido given the large Nigerian population

Davido has done the right thing and I believe he even made a mistake to be on a show with those people . He has been filling venues in London and should do his own show without those hasbeens

Great100000:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/06/africa-must-be-respected-says-davido-pulls-out-of-50-cents-concert/

Babangidapikin:
Stop getting decieve with what the press is projecting, do you know how many Nigerians are in the U.S doing exceptional research and development for the U.S .. what greatness of the U.S is built by the Jews , just because they quickly laid hold of power doesn't mean they are doing the U.S any good. Do you know how much the U.S support Israel with every year . They should stop creating tension all the time.

Slytiger:
Nigerian Govt Disowns Textbooks Alleging Igbo Founding Of Ile-Ife, Vows Probe Into ‘Yoruba History Distortion’



https://saharareporters.com/2025/06/12/nigerian-govt-disowns-textbooks-alleging-igbo-founding-ile-ife-vows-probe-yoruba-history

ActressAbimbola:
This woman's ugliness dey make me vomit.

ExAngel007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFJY3wa92Q

Man laments after a supermarket in Kwara state allegedly denied him access because of his baby’s physical appearance (video)



https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKtdpTJNPHQ/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

damilola4162:
Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/congratulations-flood-in-as-biola-adebayo-gifts-veteran-actress-jumoke-george-a-4-bedroom-duplex-brand-new-suv-and-a-plot-of-land/

fuckingAyaya:
A mumu, but things were affordable for the common man, the wise one in Aso rock is clueless for good 2years. Who's the mumu?Lol jokes on you.

spiSeyi:
It is good for the US to keep nukes while it's bad for others what a joke . Take it or leave it I am with Iran on this the WEST forbid Africans from getting nukes, created borders and yet Europe is borderless the US and others are free to build Nukes. What is good for thar geese is good for the gander. The US should stop building and developing Nukes if they mean well .
Ask yourself this question if you were Iran will you allow Israel to secretly own Nukes while you watch.
If Iran must stop its nuclear program Israel should also destroy its already acquired nukes and sign a threaty to join the league of nations with no nukes.
The US should stop the genocide in Gaza first and stop the secret nuclear program of Israel. Iran and every international political observant are all riding on this truth

correctguy101:
Why would you think so?

The Japanese have little or no grudge with the Russians. They might be acting like they're in bed with the Americans but I'm sure with their characters, they've never forgotten Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The same way the Chinese hate them cos of Nanking...

treesun:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/05/29/10217-killed-672-villages-sacked-two-years-tinubus-government-amnesty-international

TimeManager:
https://punchng.com/ooni-donates-land-for-construction-of-world-ifa-temple/

zero8zero:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/cardoso-named-central-bank-governor-of-the-year-in-africa/