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Politics › Re: "Tenants Must Rent Houses With Their NIN. We Are Making A Law".... Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 1:11am On Nov 01
THANK YOU SENATE PRESIDO


SECURITY MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN THIS COUNTRY
Politics › Re: If You Attempt Suicide, Make Sure You Die – Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 2:04pm On Oct 14
THE SENATE PRESIDENT IS SO SO SO SO SO RIGHT WITH THIS STATEMENT......


WHOEVER IS NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS MESSAGE IS A LUNATIC..
Politics › Re: If You Attempt Suicide, Make Sure You Die – Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 2:01pm On Oct 14
arantess:
both of you are are evil and deserve wrath of God, making fun of distressed people
HE IS RIGHT....WHY ATTEMPT TO KILL YOURSELF?...IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH THE MESSAGE....GO AND BOIL STONES
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by Schlumeinstein: 11:11am On Oct 06
Jeezuzpick:
Add Frederick Forsyth to the list of greats.

For lighter reading, we can remember the ladies, Agatha Christie and Barbara Cartland. James Hardley Chase was a crazy goon, but his books were fun, light reading.

My childhood reading days were literally owned by Enid Blyton!
Phew!
That was one highly prolific writer!
wolesmile:
His first novel I read was Kane and Abel.
Then on and on.

Him, Harold Robbins, Sydney Sheldon, John Grisham, Robert Ludlum, and many in that category I can't remember off hand for now. They became my toast back then in the 90s...
ADD ROBIN COOK, GEOFFREY ARCHER, WILBUR SMITH... ..ALL GOOD ESPIONAGE AND BESTSELLER WRITERS..
Politics › Re: Sandra Duru's Fresh Audio Leak Deepens Akpabio–Natasha Controversy by Schlumeinstein: 5:21pm On Sep 20
WE ARE NOT SURPRISE ....She wants to TREND AGAIN....
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Professor Unveils Keyboard For Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba by Schlumeinstein: 12:19pm On Sep 13
GONE GONe GONE GONE...... NIGERIA WAS FOR 3 TRIBE...

NIGERIA IS SOUTH SOUTH, SOUTH WEST , NORTHWEST, NORTHEAST, SOUTHEAST, NORTHCENTRAL. WITH MANY TRIBES....
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko Reunion: Regina Daniels Took The Hard But Best Decision by Schlumeinstein: 7:14pm On Sep 05
ANNOUNCEMENT TO WOMEN

A MAN CAN MARRIAGE ANY GIRL AT ANY AGE HE LIKES.......BUT WOMEN CANNOT.....

IF U DON' T LIKE THAT GO AND HUG THE TRANSFORMER...
Family › Re: Horror In Ogun: Celestial Pastor Kills Wife Over Infidelity, Runs Into Speeding by Schlumeinstein: 7:04pm On Sep 05
As A MAN....you are free to have as MANY CONCUBINES AS POSSIBLE....
Politics › Re: Modele Sarafa-Yusuf Resigns From The APC by Schlumeinstein: 9:44am On Aug 28
Is she a Christian OR Muslim....?
Education › Re: Professor Ifeanyi Odinye: An Important Lesson For Men by Schlumeinstein: 1:56am On Aug 26
It is a warning to MEN.......

A MAN IS NOT THE SAME WITH A WOMAN...........WOMEN ONLY APPRECIATE A MAN BECAUSE OF YOUR STATUS IN LIFE......

THE GREATEST JOY OF A WOMAN IS TO BRING A MAN DOWN DOWN......THEY ARE SO HAPPY SEEING U LOSE EVERYTHING....

BE CAREFUL......KEEP ONE AS WIFE... DISCARD THE REST...
Travel › Re: Construction On Section 3A Of The Lagos-calabar Coastal Highway In Akwa Ibom by Schlumeinstein: 8:07am On Aug 22
Karlifate:
LMAO! 🤣🤣
YES IS A COASTAL ROAD CONNECTING COASTAL STATES WITH ACCESS TO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, PACIFIC OCEAN,.......AN YES AKWA IBOM HAVE THE LONGEST COASTLINE IN south south....
Politics › Re: Opposition Unity Push Puts Amaechi’s VP Slot Under Fresh Pressure by Schlumeinstein: 9:02am On Aug 18
Atiku should consider removing amechi .....MAKINDE IS BETTER...
Politics › Re: Opposition Unity Push Puts Amaechi’s VP Slot Under Fresh Pressure by Schlumeinstein: 8:50am On Aug 18
Amechi is a big failure in the south south.....he cannot deliver his ward....
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Govt Gives Agents Right To Open Fire On Russian Spies by Schlumeinstein: 1:08am On Aug 15
uunwanaobong3:
WHEN CHILDREN NEVER LEARNED FROM THEIR FATHER'S MISTAKE, THEY ARE BOUND TO REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE AND PAY A HEAVIER PRICE.


GERMANY HASN'T LEARNT FROM WW2


RUSSIA SPARE GERMANY IN WW2, BUT THIS TIME AROUND, THERE MIGHT BE NOTHING LEFT TO SAVE.
.





GERMANY IS THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT EVER SURVIVED TWO WORLD WAR.....

NO COUNTRY EVER DOES THAT....

RUSSIANS WERE CONQUER IN THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO.........
Politics › Re: Akwa-Ibom Section Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by Schlumeinstein: 1:22pm On Jul 03
ELECTRICITY IS INCLUSIVE......THANK THE LORD .."NIGER DELTANS" NOW HAVE ALTERNATIVE TO TRAVELING BY ROAD WITHOUT CROSSING RIVER NIGER.......THANK THE LORD
Politics › Re: Akwa-Ibom Section Of The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by Schlumeinstein: 1:17pm On Jul 03
THIS ROAD IS VERY VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO US FROM THE NIGER DELTA.....
Business › Re: Elon Musk Returns To Trillionaire Club As He Adds $60 Billion To His Fortune by Schlumeinstein: 10:29am On Jul 01
GREAT PHYSICIST........
Business › Re: Elon Musk Returns To Trillionaire Club As He Adds $60 Billion To His Fortune by Schlumeinstein: 10:27am On Jul 01
.....HE READ PHYSICS........,ONE OF THE BEST PHYSICIST ON EARTH AFTER EINSTEIN ....
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Presented With Her Certificate As A Guinness World Records ICON. by Schlumeinstein: 12:43am On Jun 21
VaginaAcademic:
it is facts she posted it herself it's not like I'm lying against her.
.,...I like the way she does what she likes to do without giving a damn to sluggards....

..,Hilda baci that the name doing her thing.....moving gradually to her peak one step at a time ....

....if u can't live with that you can help yourself.....BOIL STONES AT WILL..,HUG A NEARBY TRANSFORMER.....LOHA...
Politics › Re: We Did Not Promise You Miracles, We Promised Renewed Hope - Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 12:32am On Jun 21
enemyofprogress:
This fat toad always open his mouth like a fool
Sorry you are so much in pain...

The Senate president cannot be stampede..


He refuse to be stampeded..,

Sorry...
Politics › Re: We Did Not Promise You Miracles, We Promised Renewed Hope - Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 1:09pm On Jun 20
Akpabio this... akpabio that...
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Presented With Her Certificate As A Guinness World Records ICON. by Schlumeinstein: 1:07pm On Jun 20
Growing ... diversifying into academics ...moving her brand into US,UK,Europe....should be her dream now..
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Presented With Her Certificate As A Guinness World Records ICON. by Schlumeinstein: 1:04pm On Jun 20
Congratulations.
to her...
..
she is now in the class of Christiano Ronaldo..,Messi....Usain Bolt....
Politics › Re: We Did Not Promise You Miracles, We Promised Renewed Hope - Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 10:08am On Jun 20
MrSly:
According to tinubu whom akpabio represented the 7 kilometer road is una renewed hope and has been accomplished.

Even a stone can make better president than tinubu.
...Tinubu is committed to changing this country for good....
Politics › Re: We Did Not Promise You Miracles, We Promised Renewed Hope - Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 10:04am On Jun 20
sundayezege4:
This man always talk carelessly. He's not worthy to be a Senate president at all
HATE HIM OR LOVE HIM .....HE IS AMONG THE BEST........
Politics › Re: We Did Not Promise You Miracles, We Promised Renewed Hope - Akpabio by Schlumeinstein: 10:02am On Jun 20
gigabyte13:
Akpabiooooooooooo
Rufai asked OBI
What will you do differently
OBI said l will give Nigerians Hope
Rufai said, HOPE again.....huhhuhhuh?
OBI replied no be this kind of HOPE wey APC talk.....
All of them be gbajueeeeeeer
Akpabio is far BETTER than OBI....Even in his first 8 years as a governor........He has RECORD..

NO ONE IS A SAINT...But OBI has no RECORD.....
Politics › Re: Natasha Suspension Forgery Allegation: Senate To Review Oshiomhole’s Comments by Schlumeinstein: 8:32pm On Jun 16
Meteng:
I think Oshoomhole may just be too desperate to be SP
He cañnot be...He is a MUSLIM.....

We cannot have 3 Muslims on the helm of affairs....

Besides he his not from the CORE Niger delta...
Politics › Re: Akpabio Scores Tinubu High On Economic Reforms, Security by Schlumeinstein: 11:11am On May 29
Mr president has Tried & he has service chiefs who are in charge.......

Northern imams&Islamic zealots & Northern politicians are responsible for the insecurity in the north....

They use this boys for politicking.,....
Politics › Re: Akpabio Scores Tinubu High On Economic Reforms, Security by Schlumeinstein: 10:53am On May 29
ceeceeco:
Akpabio is the most f**lish senate president & also the most st*pid asslicker that I've ever seen.
Spits!
Akpabio has always been jovial, technically sound , playful with words BUT do not underestimate him......

THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE SIMPLE PEOPLE...... LOVE OR HATE HIM ..

.HE HIS BLESS &WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE RIGHT THING....

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