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luvinjayboy: 2.4m

What's ur phone number or bb pin.

Location pls and ur phone number

Boss make I give u 900k

Let's strike a deal
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For making ur womb de best house we have eva lived in; for accepting every kick we gave u while in ur womb; for loosing so much of ur blood while u laboured to give birth to us; for giving us the opportunity to be in this world; for loosing ur flat tommy n everything that made u the toast of all men; for the sleepless night we caused u as u bred us; for knowing n giving us what we need even when we could only communicate through crying; for the anxiety we caused u during our sick moment; for denying urself ur own personal comfort, pleasure n putting us first; for making u travel n risk ur life on Nigerian road to be with n help us nurse our new babies, we say thanks so much. You are indeed wonderful n special. Happy Mothering Sunday

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Only a trial will convince u

BOSS take 1.6m

Ijele-igbo:
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she must
be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??

Over true dey worry ya talk joor
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Lilimax: Ode! Read the article before commenting. It was an Anglican wedding.

His total brain capacity is 10 bytes

ndeepurity: change ur profile id. It's seriously affecting ur china made memory. It was der choice 4 da mass something n not urs.

CHOI!!!!! That was personal

shizzle11:






I hope itsmodella doesn't see dis, u have been warned!

MAKA WHY

Iceslizer: You have a lot of growing up to do, boy.

YEPAAA!!!!!!! MOGBE!!!!!!!!!

firstolalekan: SO

SMH!!! UGLY GEHLS.

u nor go like give them ur sisters make them marry bah? Abi ur sisters resemble BANCE?

These people rely on the fact that most nigerians are seriously looking for jobs and they end up scaming pple.
I'm sure they're fully aware that they've been exposed. I believe they're even more jobless than we are.

Dem nor know say nigerians don tear eye.

Mehn, these scammers have no idea of the type of deep S**T they've gotten herself into.

mlqs: Run if u see their invitation like this they are frudsters.(Congrate, You are invited for job interview and aptitude test @15,Adekunbi Cresent Off Oluwaleyimu Street, Allen Avenue Ikeja.On Friday 25/03/13 by 2:00pm).

Yes ur right on this, I even got a message but I knew it was a scam. So called DENSOL Inc.

Also avoid this ones, cos their way nor pure at all


U r 2 attend an interview on Tue 26 Mar.2013 by 9.00am @ No 20,Adekintan str off palm avenue olorunshogo bstop mushin,lag.
For enquiries call 08034111885
stela

U r invited 4 an interview @ OMEGA CONSULT on Thur 28 March by 9.00am
@ 20,Adekintan str off palm avenue olorunshogo bstop mushin,lagos
From:Wholesomelife ltd

The same pple using different names.

Pls check this out and tell me what u think after reading


Entry Level
SOLID VENTURES
RECRUITS GRADUATES FOR
INTERNATIONAL
RECRUITMENT
Solid Ventures – Posted by
solidventures – Anywhere
Job Description
Solid Ventures is looking for
graduates for international
recruitment , Candidates must
be goal getters who can
demonstrate leadership
qualities and work as a part of
a team, to fill the following
vacancies
MARKETING EXECUTIVES AND
MANAGERS
Responsibilities:
• Maintain and develop good
relationship with customers
through personal contact or
meetings or via telephone etc.
• Make repeat sales to
existing clients
• Act as a bridge between the
company and its current
market and future markets.
• Display efficiency in
gathering market and
customer info to enable
negotiations regarding
variations in prices, delivery
and customer specifications to
their managers.
• Help management in
forthcoming products and
discuss on special promotions.
• Review their own
performance and aim at
exceeding their targets.
• Record sales and order
information and report the
same to the sales department.
• Provide accurate feedback
on future buying trends to
their respective employers.
Salary: N200,000 – N250,000
Qualifications and
Requirements:
• Minimum of OND in any
discipline
• Strong Communication skills
with strong business related
knowledge.
• The ability and desire for
sales job with a confident and
determined approach.
• Highly self-motivated and
ambitious in achieving goals.
• Should possess the skill to
work both in team and also
perform independently.
• Should be capable of thriving
in the competitive markets.
• The candidate should have
some work experience in
facing the customers
HOW TO APPLY: Interested
and qualified candidates
should send CVs to:
solidventures81@gmail.com

Source:m.jetheights.com/site/jetheights_2/default?url=http%3A%2F%2Fjetheights.com%2Fjobs%2Fsolid-ventures-recruits-graduates-for-international-recruitment.html#2968

So what do you think? Is this one of those job scams or their own way of attracting unemployed people in nigeria.
God help us

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Pls forward ur CV to the following links diamiteinternational@gmail.com. clirecruiters@gmail.com. careers@total.com.ng. careers@sevenup.org. hr@orangegroups.com. managementorg3@gmail.com. Pls spread it round. God help us all.

gree-die:
i didn't bedwet

I pray ooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Let's not deceive our selves here. Some people are not sincere here. Its not a crime or sin to bed wet even at old age in as much as its not a voluntary act.

Pls I heard from a friend that the NIM-NYSC result for nov/dec has been released. In fact a friend of mine told me that he has checked and he saw his result and I tried checking mine, nothing at all. Pls if its true, send me a link. Thank You

Okra Soup!!!!!!!!!!

Una wey dey enta Jim Iyke, nor worry, d guy go clear una doubt

HML 2BABA, wishing u many years of fruitful, blissful and peaceful marriage IJN. AMEN.
CHEERS BABA!!!!!!!

CHEI!!!!!!!
IMPLICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tonyx4x44: If na true eMptyhen don die!

U have a point there. Well if they do that, I'll be the first to migrate from EMPTYHEN.

That's a good measure from NCC.