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YEBARIBA SAN BORI BOBO!!!!!!!





End Time Post. E.T.P

Very irresponsible of her. All the pity I have goes to her husband



BAD SHAAAIDD!!!!!

Guys lets be sincere. What will you do if your chic or wife slaps your mum?

1. Vacancy for an Admin officer in a multinational company in Ikoyi, Lagos.
Candidates must have 2 years experience in similar role and preferably not older than 26yr old

2. Vacancy for Sales Executives in an International FMCG company in Lagos. A minimum of 5yrs experience with hands on expertise in sales to HORECA industry a MUST have.

3. Vacancy for Regional Sales Manager in Lagos for an international FMCG coy with multiple locations.
Only qualified candidates shd send their resume to a.uzowulu@adexen.com on or before Friday 24th

A sharp, smart and articulate female accountant is needed urgently in an organisation on the Mainland. At least 5 years post NYSC experience. Previous work in Telecom's will be an added advantage. Salary is between 120k to 150k Monthly. Please send CV to John. Egbe@bridgegapconsults.com.
please broadcast.

See them see them, Dem don come back again nah

According to the last declaration of her age, she's 33

Hiring!!! General Manager for a Mortgage bank. Ideal candidate would be required to have a good mixture of Branch operations as well as operations in the HQ. An individual who has rich experience in credit would be preferred
Job Location: Lagos
Remuneration: N18M
Minimum 12 years of experience
Interested candidates should please send CVs to executivesearch@firstexcelsiaconsulting.com Kindly broadcast

Federal Civil Service Recruitment Application Form 2017/2018

The Federal Civil Service Commission of Nigeria (FCSC) is an executive body in Nigeria that has the authority to make appointments and transfers and to exercise disciplinary control over all Federal Civil Servants.No officer can be appointed into the Civil Service without authorization from the Federal Civil Service Commission if they have been convicted of a crime, or had previously been employed in the Government Service and had been dismissed or asked to resign or retire

The Federal Civil Service Commission (FCSC) wishes to announce vacancies in the following MDAs:

(i) Federal Ministry of Information;
(ii) Federal Ministry of Environment;
(iii) Federal Ministry of Justice;
(iv) Federal Ministry of Trade and Investments; and
(v) Bureau of Public Procurement.

Job TypeFull Time
QualificationOND BA/BSc/HND
Location Abia, Abuja, Adamawa, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Bauchi, Bayelsa, Benue, Borno, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Ekiti, Enugu, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Lagos, Nassarawa, Niger, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, Taraba, Yobe, Zamfara
Job Field Administration / Secretarial General


How to Apply
Qualified Applicants can access Application Forms on-line on FCSC Website:www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng

Collect FCSC Forms from Chairmen of the States Civil Service Commissions in the Following Geo-political Zones:
(a) North-West (Kaduna);
(b) North-East (Yola);
(c) North-Central & Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Mabushi (Abuja);
(d) South-East (Owerri);
(e) South-South (Port Harcourt);
(f) South-West (Ibadan).
FCSC Headquarters, 4 Abidjan Street, Wuse Zone 3, Abuja.

For avoidance of doubt, the application form is free. Completed Application Forms must be submitted where collected on or not later than six (6) Weeks from the date of this Publication (Advertisement).

All Application Forms should be submitted in a sealed envelope clearly stating the Ministry, the post applied for and addressed to the: Hon. Chairman, Federal Civil Service Commission,4 Abidjan Street, Wuse Zone 3, Abuja.

CAVEAT!!!
shared as received. Onus of due diligence rests with you. All the best!!!

Please share on your groups as relevant - URGENT RECRUITMENT FOR A CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT WITH DEEP EXCEL SKILLS (5 - 8 YRS EXPERIENCE)

A multinational company which is the biggest in the world in its segment is seeking a qualified accountant with 5 to 8 years and good excel skills for its Nigeria operation.

Kindly check your network and send CVs to fapohundagbenga@yahoo.co.uk immediately. The deadline is 30th March 2017.

Dear Friends,
I am looking to recruit an Accountant with 10 years’ experience who understands IPSAS and IFRS to join the team and work with other talented PwC professionals on high profile client engagements.
If you know someone who is interested, kindly tell him/her to send their CV to me. adebola.adenuga@ng.pwc.com
I am looking at closing this process within the shortest possible time.

Regards

VACANCY!!!

A leading provider of information and communication technology solutions services across Africa seeks to employ committed, passionate and integrity driven professional to fill the role of a *Financial Controller*.

The *Financial Controller* will be responsible for all the accounting operations of the company, including production of periodic financial reports, maintenance of an adequate system of accounting records, and a comprehensive set of controls and budgets designed to mitigate risk, enhance the accuracy of the company's reported financial results, and ensure that reported results comply with generally accepted accounting principles or International Financial Reporting Standards. He/She shall report to the Chief Financial Officer.

Candidate with BIG 4 Experience and/or blue chip experience would be at an advantage.
• A good first degree or its equivalent from a reputable institution
• ACA/ACCA qualification
• 5 – 10 years of related experience

Remuneration package: N10m – N14m

Kindly forward good CVs of interested individuals to my mailbox – bunmi.babalola@superheads.com.ng

Marketing Manager Vacancy
We are a fast-growing online shopping mall with presence in several African countries. We serve a retail customer base that continues to grow exponentially, offering products that span various categories including Phones, Computers, Clothing, Shoes, Home Appliances, Books, healthcare, Baby Products, personal care and much more.
We are currently recruiting for a Marketing Manager for Nigeria.
Role Summary
The Marketing Manager will drive company sales through effective digital, social media and offline marketing strategies. Develop and grow channels for reaching consumers.
Duties and Responsibilities
• Come up with MKT strategy based on Company’s business target in 2017;
• Create viable plan to increase APP download within budget;
• Lead content team to effectively produce viral contents and take advantage of Nigeria content platform to build wide awareness of our brand;
• Research products, services and current strategies to identify new opportunities
• Keep up-to-date with our audience’s preferences and proactively suggest new campaigns
• Analyse marketing initiatives - Responsible for metrics and measuring ROI
• Community Building: Research and identify Communities, Sub-Groups from various touch points (Music, Football, Comedy, Celebrity etc.) and develop how the organization can leverage these partnerships
• Set up Affiliate Program in Nigeria and nurtures competitive edges
Experience:
• 5 years of experience in a similar position
• Work experience in an e-commerce setting is preferable
• Experience in successful APP promotion is an advantage
• Strong sense of viral content is preferable
Behavioural Competencies:
• Proficiency in Microsoft Office applications.
• Very strong personality and organizational skills
• Excellent verbal and written communication skills
• A good team player
• High level of commitment to duty, and discipline.
• Demonstrable ability to put customer interests first
• Strong focus on impact
• Unquestionable level of integrity.
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CVs and applications to hrjobplacement2015@gmail.com

P4PE OUTSOURCING

TELCO & engineering Opportunities 

P4PE institute is a respected business and HR solutions provider. We are expanding specialist operations into the Telecoms and Engineering fields. We require the following talent for contracting:



1. Four (4) telecommunications engineers, to provide 1st line onsite support services for 4 Mobile Arts MLC 7 Location servers.


2. There will be 4 sites to be supported, 1 MLC installation per site. Training will be provided on the location servers to the engineers.


3. The engineers will be working on an office hour basis, but will be required to be available on rota to go onsite in the event of faults 24/7.


4. 2nd and 3rd line support will be provided remotely from Sweden.


The engineers must have 2-3 years working experience of 3GPP core and access network infrastructure equipment, be proficient in operating LINUX systems (preferably RedHat) and be electrical or telecommunications engineering graduates.


Interested and qualified engineers should send detailed CV and cover letter to info@p4pe.co  with Subject "Telco Opportunity" no later than Monday 20th March.

Vacancy for a Territorial Sales Executive
The client is a fast-growing electronic marketing company with a strong focus on the packaging and distribution of financial services turnkey solutions in Nigeria. Clear prospects of continuous steady growth has created the need for this role:

The Role:

Reporting to the Regional Sales Manager, you will be responsible for selling the company’s products and services within your assigned territory.

Your key responsibilities will include:

Meeting quarterly sales goals while expanding business in your assigned territory
Meeting approved sales quotas
Developing and maintaining long-term relationships with channel partners to expand business within the territory
Keeping accurate sales records and documentation
Performing detailed feedback on your experiences and learnings to management to help deepen the company’s understanding of business opportunities within the territory
Education and Experience

Degree-qualified in any field
Minimum of two years’ experience in a similar role and with a reputable organization
Proven track record of meeting set goals and objectives
Self-motivated, confident and competitive with a positive attitude
Excellent interpersonal and presentation skills
To apply online, please send a comprehensive résumé to bimbo.shola-mese@heworld.com quoting the applicable job reference as the subject of the mail.

*VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!*

*1, Accountant:*

Work Experience Minimum of 3 years in a medium scale organisation with basic knowledge of accounting and audit.
Required skill: Must be computer literate with sound knowledge of PEACHTREE account software
Age: Not older than 32 years as at last birthday
Gender: Female only
Salary Range: 150k – 220k
Proposed resumption: 1st of April 2017.

*2, Key Account Manager:*

Preference: Graduate from any engineering field
Work Experience Minimum of 3 years in an Oil & Gas industry, Facility Management and Maintenance outfit.
Required skill: Must be computer literate Technically sound
Age: Not older than 31 years as at last birthday
Gender: Male only
Salary Range: 120k – 180k
Proposed resumption: 1st of April 2017.

*3, Business Development Executives:*

Work Experience Minimum of 3 – 5 years in the Banking sector, preferably in Corporate Banking desk, High Networth Individual (HNI) management and or Oil & Gas desk
Required skill: Must be computer literate with good communication and interpersonal Skill
Age: Not older than 32 years as at last birthday
Gender: Female only or a blend of one male one female
Salary Range: there are two levels of salary ( they can pay higher if the candidate has the required skill and experience need for the job
a) 150k – 200k
b) 200k – 250k
Proposed resumption: 1st of May 2017.

All interested applicants should please send their CVs *using the specific job application header as the subject* to mainlandoffice@solnigeria.com islandoffice@solnigeria.com ssrd@solnigeria.com and apapaoffice@solnigeria.com

You can also visit in person: Strategic Outsourcing Ltd (SOL). 2nd floor Suite 6. 28, Ogudu road, Jolade House, beside Idi-aba bustop, Ojota Lagos.

Deadline: 12noon Monday 27th March, 2017.

Qualified candidiates who have experience in offshore installations are required for the following positions:
BASE TEAM- Positions Required
Contract Manager, Contract Site Representative, Base Manager, Maintenance Manager, Administrative Officer, Company Accountant, QHSE Manager (TeamX3), HR Manager (Team X2), Logistics and Material Coordinator, Base Maintenance Manager (TeamX4), Head of Security. (Team x2)

OFFSHORE Mechanical Team -Positions Required X 4
MECHANICAL TEAM: Mechanical Supervisor, Mechanical foreman, Senior Mechanical technician, Junior Mechanical technician
ELECTRICAL TEAM: Electrical Supervisor, Electrical Foreman, Senior Electrical Technician, Junior Electrical technician
HVAC/ELECT TEAM: Supervisor, Foreman, senior technician and junior technician.
CRANE AND LIFTINGS: Senior Crane operator and Junior crane operator
INSTRUMENTATION: Supervisor, foreman, senior technician, junior technician.
CORROSION ENGINEERS:

Kindly send your Cvs urgently to
hr@ashbardenergy.com.

Personnel with previous work experience on Total platforms will have an added advantage

Na real wah

Correction alert, the last one is Nissan Serena not Toyota

Keep it up able president. One of the problems Nigerians have is that when they want to condemn people, they'll go to the extreme without remembering your good deeds

GOONSON!!!!

Hold on I dey come

autojosh:
The world has loads and loads of super cars ,they all have one thing in common-high cost.But some of them have super high cost.

Today I would be talking about 7 cars you can’t afford even if you save 5 Million Naira every month for 5 years.

For the purpose of calculation I would be using the exchange rate as of today .And it would be an estimated sum.

So if you are not a maths genius let me help you out .5Million every month for a year is = 5,000,000 X 12=60,000,000

In 5 years =60,000,000 X 5=300,000,000

So we are looking at cars that cost more than #300 Million

In no particular order lets get right into it .

1 Aston Martin One-77

https://i64.tinypic.com/izstoo.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Britain

Engine: 7.3L V12

Transmission:6-speed automated manual

Doors: 2

Horsepower: 750bhp

Top Speed: 320 Km/h

Price : #446M( approx)

2.MC Laren P1

https://i68.tinypic.com/qxqaoo.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Britain

Hybrid:Yes

Distance on full charge:11Km

Engine: 3.8 L twin-turbo M838TQ V8

Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch

Doors: 2

Horsepower: 904bhp(combined)

Top Speed: 351 Km/h

Price : #351M (approx)

3.Lykan Hypersport

https://i64.tinypic.com/2u4late.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Lebanon

Engine: 3.7 L twin-turbo F6

Transmission:
6-speed Sequential manual transmission or 7-speed Dual-clutch transmission

Doors: 2

Horsepower: 780 hp

Top Speed : 395 Km/h

Price : #810M (approx)

4. Ferrari LaFerrari

https://i67.tinypic.com/2s6r7a1.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Italy

Hybrid :Yes

Engine: 6.3 L F140FE V12, electric motor & KERS

Transmission:7-speed Dual-clutch automated manual

Doors: 2

Horsepower: 789 hp

Top Speed : 349 Km/h

Price : #405M (approx)

5.Aston Martin Vulcan

https://i64.tinypic.com/2vd31us.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Britain

Engine: 7.0L V12

Transmission:6-speed sequential

Doors: 2

Horsepower: 800 bhp

Top Speed : 360 Km/h

Price : #608M (approx)

6.Lamborghini Veneno

https://i63.tinypic.com/6yzc61.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Italy

Engine: 6.5L V12

Transmission:7-speed ISR

Doors: 2

Horsepower:750 bhp

Top Speed : 356 Km/h

Price : #1.1 Billion (approx)

7.Bugatti Veyron SuperSport

https://i68.tinypic.com/wag7ro.jpg

Quick Specs

Country:Italy

Engine: 8.0 L (488 cu in) W16 quad-turbocharged

Transmission:7-speed DSG automatic transmission

Doors: 2

Horsepower:1200 bhp

Top Speed : 431 Km/h

Price : #810M (approx)


What do you think,are you saving already ?

Would you like to have one of these ?

Want to see a car on this list ?

Kindly comment below

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By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/7-cars-you-cant-afford-even-with-monthly-n5m-savings-for-5-years/

Thanks for the hint but I'd rather use the money to build a house and do other investments than to waste money on liabilities like these

What if in the course of saving this money on the third year, d person dies? Una nor dey think sha. Even God won't be happy with you

Young03:
This man is making sense oo

Is jesus God?

Or The son of God

If you're a Muslim, I'll just pretend I didn't see the thrash you posted all in da of FTC,but if,you're actually a Christian, then you're better off as a Muslim cos u dont know anything. I don't understand why some people talk without thinking

SeniorZato:
ISLAM RULES FOREVER

Olodo

FUCKyouALL:
done crying? Now, it's time to SUCK A DICK

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ChristyB:
Sister Deeper Life welcome to camp.

I hope say your under wear too na skirt? just asking

Lolz na true u talk. I wonder why people are to extreme. Way back in camp, we had a rev sister and she wore the khaki complete. Nor be be say she use khaki material,sew rev sister uniform. As a matter-of-fact she wore trousers. The only thing she did was to cover her hair cos i know reverend sisters don't expose their hair at all.

The fact that you're not wearing trousers cos your faith condems it or you wear a skirt long enough to sweep the whole world
DOES NOT
I REPEAT;
DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU A PLACE IN HEAVEN

E.O.D

UNIZIK1stSon:
A

B

My celebrity crush killin it

I pray the good Lord will strengthen you as you resume office

#SaiBaba

laudate:
Is that all? _mtcheew...

Form all you've said, you haven't made sense

laudate:
And this is my own prayer for you...

as a matter of fact, there's nothing good about you to be seen. The only thing I can see is a

My brother just do your primary assignment and run for your dear life.

#NaBegIDeyBeg

kingzizzy:
My only criticism of him was that as a signatory to the Aburi agreement, he should have spoken up for the western Region when Gowon broke the Agreement by dissolving the 4 Regions and creating 12 states. General Adebayo was senior to Gowon. It is unfortunate that he, along with the Yoruba nation, just could never stand up to Northerners. Adebayo, as Military Governor of the Western Region did not sleep in Government House because he was scared that he might be killed like Fajuyi. A Yoruba man who could not sleep in his official residence in his own land out of fright of the Northerners!

Tufiakwa!

Please answer the question below

laudate:
ROFLMAO!!

This is my prayer for you

RIP. I pray God will grant you and other faithful departed eternal rest in His kingdom where He lives and reigns forever. Amen

I will only if I can get the one that is as rugged as the ones of the 80s. All other versions of the 504 are just toys

First leg Real Madrid 3-1 Napoli
Second leg Napoli 1-3 Real Madrid

First leg Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal
Second leg Arsenal 1-5 Bayern Munich

All I can say is;


HAAA!!!!! NKAN NBE!!

Arsenal AIYE LEE OOO

neonly:
Jona legacy

if he's not working you'll complain. Now that he's working you're saying nonsense. Quit acting like a child and behave like a grown up that you are