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Jobs/VacanciesRe: @33, I'm More Afraid Of The Future by Schoolguy9(m): 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2025
Get a site like www.vullz.com and be selling data and airtime as side-hustle.

EducationRe: What My Wife Does. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:47pm On Jan 03, 2025
Building plan done land.

Considering the fact that I was not getting any younger and also that I had began to understand why my father usually stayed outside the house in the evening times while looking into the issues of life all alone, I began to plan my life to become fail proof in the case of eventualities!

So, I got myself a laptop and started hopping on some building designs with my overview knowledge of some special architectural tools. Instead of the whole process to bring peace into my life, it triggered another questionable reaction from my wife.

"Honey, this one that you are always keeping quiet in the evening times and typing away your life while facing the computer screen, I hope you are not trying to hack into any database?" She asked as she noticed that I no longer had much time for her.

At first, I wanted to keep quiet but as a man, I decided to own up to my actions (and inactions)! So, I told her, "Well, if you must know, I am planning my life so that I can live well in the future in case you're not there."

She came close to see what I was doing at the computer and she screamed, "What, you are planning to build a house in the village and it has only one room when you have a darling like me?"

I was startled and had to turn off the computer to face her! As an investor, I told her that it's just my own way of playing safe in case anything happens tomorrow and we are no longer together, I would just go down to the one room apartment in the village and stay calmly until I am able to find my feet again.

"It hasn't gotten to that nah! At least, we are not Bill and Merlin Gates that took different directions, I can still be with you." She said, trying to calm me down.

"But, you don't make my food!" I protested.

When she realized where the discussion was heading to, she said, Please let's talk about that another time.

"Ok, if you want to be part of the project, you have to foot your own part of the bills." I said, as a matter of finality.

"And, when I do, what will happen?" She asked.

"I will tweak the plan." I assured her!

"Hmm, let me call my father first."

Immediately she said that, I knew what would happen and I didn't want my pa inlaw to call me a small boy again! So, I picked up my laptop and other tools and retired to the bedroom while she paced through the sitting room to dial different numbers.
EducationRe: What My Wife Does. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:28pm On Jan 03, 2025
WHAT ACTUALLY CAUSED THE PROBLEM BETWEEN MY WIFE AND I...

Normally, when husbands and wives are having issues at home, it is because of differences in the choices they make! For example, the wife might like Telemundo and the husband likes Vampire channel but in my case it was not so. Whenever or 70% of the time we have issues, only one name comes into mind and that is...


MY BOSS.

Dude can be cunning and the worst of it all? He has my woman's phone number. There was a time he called me into his office for a brief and personal meeting and while we were discussing, he told me, "Imiano, the company is not happy with you because you have not been advertising our products vigorously as promised and you don't even interact with your colleagues on social media platforms!"

The thing hit me separately and I lowered my ego and sought to learn from him on how to go about it. "If your fellow workers make post on their Facebook profiles, go there and comment nice things so that people will know that we are a good company that encourages interpersonal relationships!" He said.

I heard him and left. After some days, a colleague of mine by name Adanna posted some photos on her Facebook wall about how she spent her all-expense paid trip to Malta and she captioned it, "We have been through a lot but we don't look it!"

Out of curiosity and partial obedience to my boss's desires, I went there and wrote, "I wish I met you before I met my wife."

That comment alone sparked outrage but before I could delete it, my wife had seen it! Hian.

That was why I made a post earlier on at the Literature section saying that Facebook Does Not Forget. That weekend, I couldn't rest, I could run.

I just waited for whatever that would happen to happen. Should I not make it to work on Monday, I had written my will.
EducationRe: What My Wife Does. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:10pm On Jan 03, 2025
Fact check: Is my Mother an Outsider?

After sometime, my mother called me on phone to know how I was doing and I told her that I was okay but she didn't believe me. Instead of making do with what she has heard, she told me to give my wife the phone for confirmations.

Ha! See me ooo.

I told her, Mama every thing is all right.

"Give her the gadamn phone, you bloody civilian!" My mother yelled.

At that point, I knew that the matter had gotten out of hand and I had to pack and go because lying is not in our DNA. After I settled with my wife, I went to see my mother.

While leaving the family house that Friday evening after a strained conversation with her, she told me,

"Imiano, be careful what you do in that marriage, if you lose her, you lose everything!"

"Are you teaching me my job?" I queried her eyeball to eyeball.

"No, I am just saying that nobody spits out sugar that is on his mouth." She calmly said thinking that I would understand her.

"Well, if you must know, my marriage is not open to outsiders! So we better not discuss this." I replied, feigning ignorant of the situation.

" Outsider ni, Bystander ke! All I know is be careful and don't drag the family's name to the mud!" She said as she dusted assumed air off her wrapper.

" Every Hausa man with him own kettle." I said and left the compound.

While going back home, I was wondering if I actually said the right thing. Well, the answer dates back to five years ago!
EducationRe: What My Wife Does. by Schoolguy9(op): 1:58pm On Jan 03, 2025
WHY I RAN AWAY FROM THE HOUSE FOR TWO WEEKS!

Yes, I am a very strong person but there are times I don't feel safe around my wife especially when I pay a deadly visit to her purse or handbag without her express written permission! The last time I achieved N30,000 from her purse due to my clever means, I posted about it at the Family section.

But, what they didn't know was that I was not able to return home peaceably after that encounter because I wouldn't know what she had in stock for me! My ultimate plan was to go to Onitsha and stay with one of my friends in his 2 rooms apartment for 2 weeks until I am able to furnish my vocabulary and be able to stand before my wife as a man. So, I got there, dropped my bag and we went outside to collect cool breeze and after that we went to a barbing saloon across the room to charge our phones.

From there, I was posting things like,

"We left home to better home..."

"Making Mama proud is the goal..."

"Believe, Trust the process..." You know all those kinds of jargons that were trending online. So, I was posting them online to let my wife know that I am still alive but she never cared!

Hmm. Obi akpo get level.

I will later tell you people how my life took a new turn and my career changed! Keep buying data and airtime from www.vullz.com
EducationRe: What My Wife Does. by Schoolguy9(op): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2025
UNA NEVER HEAR??

Lately, I started an organization called Pan-African Zodiac Signs Committee because I was trying to understand my wife through ultramodern profiling but so far, there has not been any good result! Sometimes, she will act like Pisces, sometimes she will act as Capricorn! At a point I had to ask her,

"Madam, which one are you?"

She said, Don't call me Madam, I am still a baby.

Hian. I nearly ran out of the house that day but I had to stand my ground as a man! After everything, I told her, "You can be anything but never a Cancer patient!" And, instantly she knew that I cared about her.

So far I have been able to understand how Capricorn people behave in Australia! When the form is ready, I will allow people to start registering.
ComputersGoogle's New Quantum Computer Chip Solves 'impossible' Problems In 5 Minutes by Schoolguy9(op): 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2025
Google's new quantum computer chip solves problems (in 5 minutes) that would take supercomputers 10 septillion years to complete — longer than the universe has existed:

The achievement, published in Nature, marks a major step forward for quantum computing, proving it can perform tasks beyond the capabilities of classical computers.

The chip is called "Willow."

This breakthrough centers on the random circuit sampling (RCS) benchmark, a complex statistical test used to assess computational randomness. Hartmut Neven, founder of Google Quantum AI, called Willow "the most convincing prototype" of a quantum computer to date, highlighting its potential to tackle real-world problems previously considered unsolvable.

Unlike traditional computers that process information as binary bits (ones and zeros), quantum computers use qubits, which can exist in multiple states simultaneously due to quantum superposition.

This allows them to exponentially increase computing power. However, qubits are notoriously fragile and prone to errors, a challenge Google claims to have overcome with Willow's built-in error suppression system.

Google now aims to leverage this progress to address real-world applications, such as advancements in medicine, nuclear fusion, and clean energy. Neven emphasized that quantum computing, alongside artificial intelligence, will drive transformational changes in technology, pushing humanity closer to solving otherwise insurmountable challenges.

Learn more: https://blog.google/.../research/google-willow-quantum-chip/

Courtesy: www.vullz.com

WebmastersRe: Who has Website For Sale by Schoolguy9(m): 11:44pm On Jan 02, 2025
beyep:
Its redirecting to www.toplagos.ng

Compliment of d season
It depends on the one you want to buy:

Coldskip - domain only.

Toplagos.ng - domain and hosting.

Bravo!
ProgrammingRe: Heartlaugh Fc Therapy by Schoolguy9(op): 11:42pm On Jan 02, 2025
Press on...

WebmastersRe: Who has Website For Sale by Schoolguy9(m): 10:15pm On Jan 01, 2025
TravelRe: Top 10 Most Beautiful Beaches In The World by Schoolguy9(op): 8:06am On Jan 01, 2025
For all your needs today visit www.vullz.com

Airtime|Data | MTN.
TravelTop 10 Most Beautiful Beaches In The World by Schoolguy9(op): 8:04am On Jan 01, 2025
The world is home to countless breathtaking beaches, each offering unique scenery, crystal-clear waters, and pristine sands. Here's a list of the top 10 most beautiful beaches in the world:

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1. Whitehaven Beach, Australia
Located on Whitsunday Island, this beach is famous for its dazzling white silica sand, which feels soft underfoot and stays cool even in the scorching heat. The turquoise waters and lush green backdrop make it a favorite destination for travelers and photographers.

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2. Anse Source d’Argent, Seychelles
Nestled on La Digue Island, this beach is a paradise with its pink-hued sands, granite boulders, and shallow, crystal-clear waters. The surrounding palm trees and vibrant coral reefs add to its allure.

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3. Grace Bay Beach, Turks and Caicos
Renowned for its powdery white sand and calm, turquoise waters, Grace Bay Beach is perfect for relaxation and water sports. It's consistently rated as one of the best beaches in the Caribbean.

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4. Navagio Beach (Shipwreck Beach), Greece
Located on Zakynthos Island, this beach is surrounded by towering limestone cliffs and boasts stunning azure waters. The shipwrecked vessel on the shore adds a mysterious charm.

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5. Bora Bora, French Polynesia
Bora Bora’s beaches, with their overwater bungalows, white sands, and stunning views of Mount Otemanu, are a dream destination for many. The lagoon’s clear, shallow waters are perfect for snorkeling and swimming.

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6. Pink Sands Beach, Bahamas
This unique beach on Harbour Island is famous for its soft, pink-hued sand, created by tiny coral fragments. The serene setting and vibrant marine life make it a romantic getaway.

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7. Maya Bay, Thailand
Made famous by the movie *The Beach*, Maya Bay on Phi Phi Leh Island is surrounded by dramatic limestone cliffs and features soft white sand and emerald-green waters.

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8. Tulum Beach, Mexico
Tulum combines stunning natural beauty with history. The beach is lined with ancient Mayan ruins, powdery sands, and the azure waters of the Caribbean Sea, creating a unique blend of culture and relaxation.

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9. Reynisfjara Beach, Iceland
Unlike traditional tropical beaches, Reynisfjara is a black sand beach formed from volcanic activity. Its towering basalt columns, roaring Atlantic waves, and dramatic cliffs make it a striking destination.

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10. Lanikai Beach, Hawaii, USA
Meaning “heavenly sea,” Lanikai lives up to its name with calm turquoise waters, soft sands, and the picturesque view of the Mokulua Islands in the distance.

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Conclusion
These beaches showcase the diversity of nature’s beauty, from tropical paradises to unique volcanic shores. Whether you're looking for relaxation, adventure, or unforgettable scenery, these destinations offer something special for every traveler.


Source: https://toplagos.ng/top-10-most-beautiful-beaches-in-the-world/

BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Schoolguy9(m): 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2024
James39:
Money that you should have used for training, you are gambling...
It's a gradual process...
Jobs/VacanciesExperienced Sales Representatives For Darkblue Energy Drink by Schoolguy9(op): 11:58am On Dec 31, 2024
Are you a results-driven sales professional looking for a new challenge? Do you have a passion for the FMCG industry and a proven track record of meeting and exceeding sales targets? If so, we have an exciting opportunity for you! Our company is seeking highly experienced sales representatives to join our team in Lagos and promote our popular Darkblue Energy Drink.


Location: Lagos, Nigeria
Job Type: Full-time

About Us
We are the official distributors of Darkblue Energy Drink in Nigeria. We are seeking highly experienced sales representatives to join our team in Lagos.

Job Description
As a Sales Representative for Darkblue Energy Drink, you will be responsible for promoting and selling our products to retailers, wholesalers, and other customers in Lagos. You will work closely with our sales team to achieve sales targets, expand our customer base, and increase brand visibility.

Responsibilities
- Meet and exceed monthly sales targets
- Identify and develop new business opportunities
- Build and maintain relationships with existing customers
- Conduct market research to stay up-to-date on industry trends and competitor activity
- Collaborate with the sales team to develop and implement sales strategies
- Provide excellent customer service and support

Requirements
- 2+ years of sales experience in the FMCG industry
- Proven track record of meeting and exceeding sales targets
- Excellent communication, negotiation, and interpersonal skills
- Strong knowledge of the Lagos market and sales channels
- Ability to work independently and as part of a team
- Valid driver's license and access to a vehicle

What We Offer
- Competitive salary and commission structure
- Opportunities for career growth and development
- Comprehensive training and support
- Access to a wide range of sales tools and resources

How to Apply
If you are a motivated and results-driven sales professional looking for a new challenge, please submit your application, including your CV and a cover letter, to our contact below. We look forward to hearing from you!

Contact Information
For more information about Darkblue Energy Drink or to place an order, please contact us at:

South & East Nigeria: +234 901 116 5555, +234 905 666 1666
Southwest Nigeria: +234 807 773 3333


Courtesy: www.vullz.com

ProgrammingRe: Heartlaugh Fc Therapy by Schoolguy9(op): 11:06am On Dec 31, 2024
Only a Programmer...

PropertiesRe: Unlock Your Dream Home At Florish Garden Estate Phase 2 by Schoolguy9(op): 10:59am On Dec 31, 2024

Build Your Dream Home at Florish Garden Estate Phase 2

Have you always dreamed of building your own home, tailored to your unique needs and tastes? Look no further than Florish Garden Estate Phase 2!

Located in the heart of Atan-Owode, this estate offers a unique chance to build your dream home on a plot of land that's all your own. With its affordable pricing and flexible payment plans, you can make your dream a reality without breaking the bank.

Whether you're a first-time homeowner or a seasoned builder, Florish Garden Estate Phase 2 offers the perfect opportunity to create your ideal living space. Contact us today to learn more about this incredible opportunity.


Call Us Now...
PropertiesUnlock Your Dream Home At Florish Garden Estate Phase 2 by Schoolguy9(op): 10:55am On Dec 31, 2024
Discover the ultimate haven for serenity and luxury in the heart of Atan-Owode. Florish Garden Estate Phase 2 offers a unique opportunity to own a piece of paradise, tailored to your needs and aspirations.

Prime Location and Amenities

Enjoy the best of both worlds with:

Good road network for seamless connectivity
Reliable electricity supply for uninterrupted comfort
Gated estate with perimeter fencing for enhanced security
Access to clean water supply for a healthy lifestyle

Affordable Pricing and Flexible Payment Plans

Secure your plot with an initial deposit of just ₦300,000!

300 SQM plots available for ₦720,000
500 SQM plots available for ₦1.2 million

Strategic Proximity to Key Landmarks

Florish Garden Estate Phase 2 is conveniently located near:

Canaan Land - Winners
Chapel Justrite
Owode-Iloro Majesty Court
Various banks

*Don't Miss Out!*

Limited plots available. Act now to secure your dream home and invest in a brighter future. Contact us today to make Florish Garden Estate Phase 2 your haven of peace and prosperity! Our Whatsapp is Open!
https:///B8IQsuatwLM5q6ofleW5Mz

CelebritiesRe: 2025: Imiano Drops New Song (make I Bend) by Schoolguy9(op): 10:50am On Dec 31, 2024
Addme:
Good morning Sir Daddygngeess.
Happy new year to you and your entire households .
Please I sincerely plead to you to come to my aid this periods .
Help me with something to celebrate this new year.
May the new year open more doors of opportunities for you Sir.
Please help my family
If you need something, register on www.vullz.com and I will send you data, airtime or anything else!
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Schoolguy9(m): 8:59am On Dec 31, 2024
therealMcCain:
What are you up to?

Are you trying to drive traffic to these funny domain names that you keep redirecting to all manner of sites?
The truth is, I might not be able to market them and I don't even know how to go about that but I was thinking that using them to start up something would add value to them. So, some of the sites I redirected them to still have more works going on on them in terms of development.

Right now, I have the following:

Coldskip.com
Sunslow.com and
GleaBle.com

I am ready to partner with anybody that will sell them for me because I am ridiculously new to the whole process inasmuch as I try to blend. Thank you!

Celebrities2025: Imiano Drops New Song (make I Bend) by Schoolguy9(op): 8:49am On Dec 31, 2024
In anticipation of the new year and what people would say about his relationship status, Imiano has dropped a new song titled, Make I Bend.

It is sonorous and easy to recall that we don't know who Ifeoma is but he said,

If I marry you, make I Bend!

Of a truth, whatever is happening in that boy's life is his own cup of tea. Imiano is still the owner of www.sunslow.com !

Earlier this year, he dropped a song called Ajegunle Boys in which made a bogus claim of being the boss! May God help him as you can stream the songs on Audiomack .

www.audiomack.com/imianonwa/song/make-i-bend

www.audiomack.com/imianonwa/song/ajegunle-boys

Bonus:
www.audiomack.com/imianonwa/song/i-still-eat-with-them

BusinessRe: Buy And Receive by Schoolguy9(op): 11:51am On Dec 30, 2024
For example,

I sell N350, www.vullz.com sells
Below N330 for MTN 1Gb.

Patronize www.vullz.com

BusinessRe: Buy And Receive by Schoolguy9(op): 11:50am On Dec 30, 2024
It is cheaper on the website.
BusinessBuy And Receive by Schoolguy9(op): 11:49am On Dec 30, 2024
Deep down me, all I want is to provide efficient and affordable data and airtime vtu service to Nigerians. The fact that I am not capable of being online 247 does not affect the flow of income for those who want to resell on the same platform as I. www.vullz.com is always online and you can view it right away!

If you are following this thread, I will try as much as possible to answer more questions here.

Thank you!

BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Schoolguy9(m): 11:30am On Dec 30, 2024
It's good to have money.

I just bought www.sunslow.com
EducationRe: Free Logo Inspirations by Schoolguy9(op): 8:11am On Dec 30, 2024
More..
EducationRe: Free Logo Inspirations by Schoolguy9(op): 8:10am On Dec 30, 2024
I got this one designed by someone else
EducationRe: Free Logo Inspirations by Schoolguy9(op): 8:08am On Dec 30, 2024
EducationRe: Free Logo Inspirations by Schoolguy9(op): 8:08am On Dec 30, 2024
Others

EducationRe: Free Logo Inspirations by Schoolguy9(op): 8:07am On Dec 30, 2024
I also have these courses:

EducationFree Logo Inspirations by Schoolguy9(op): 8:06am On Dec 30, 2024
In case you want to start creating logos for companies while in school, feel free to check these designs

BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Schoolguy9(m): 7:57am On Dec 30, 2024
written007:
This one na full branding o.. Just remove ur suggestions and hope the buyer receive divine inspiration for this name in his sleep.
This doesn't convey any service or product In itself
Thank you for the review.

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