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 Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 1:00pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]You[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 10:11am On Sep 15, 2008 |
clemcykul:[size=13pt]You no well  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 8:10am On Sep 15, 2008 |
cbase:[size=13pt]These days the patient dog starves to death[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 8:09am On Sep 15, 2008 |
infobaba:[size=13pt]If your neighbours buy the hammer finish, then go for the nails[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 8:06am On Sep 15, 2008 |
tell your neighbour , e go better[size=13pt]E don better already[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 4:14pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Pelle-pelle[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 3:02pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Feli-feli[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: Continue the story ... by Scopium: 2:55pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Then Chidipupay proceeded into the dark room and got the shocker of his life. Suddenly, the lights came on reveling a group of family, friends and well wishers who bust into a song. Happy birthday to you . . . . This 13 years old boy actually shot the younger sister with a toy gun from his last birthday which was . . . . .[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 2:37pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Smelly-smelly[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Good Advice From Kids by Scopium: 2:34pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Those are lovely piece of advice from the kids[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 10:59am On Sep 13, 2008 |
showbobo:[size=13pt]So?  This is the 73,270 times you've mocked yourself over this joke in 2008, 2009 even looks more promising for you to even mock yourself the more. Go go bobo, go go bobo[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 6:26pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Retard[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 6:19pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Vulva[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Scopium: 6:17pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt] NAME ----------------------------------------------------- Opium SEX --------------------------------------------------------- Two duffle bags and a baseball bat AGE --------------------------------------------------------- None AMBITION ---------------------------------------------- Ambiguously Ambitious DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY ------------------------- It depends on who is receiving DO YOU LIKE JOKES ---------------------------- If they are jokes ARE YOU STUPID ---------------------------------- Who on nairaland isn't? DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------------------- Is Hennessy a fat woman? DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN --------------- 100% Women only DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. -------------- I've not seen your government [/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 6:13pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt] Rabies[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 5:58pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Lisp[/size] |
| Politics › Re: 21bn LNG Scam: FBI Storm Abuja by Scopium: 5:52pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I hope the smoking gun does not exist only in the papers if not nautica[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 5:37pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Yawns-too[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 5:16pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Duh[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 5:14pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ tufe Don't mind them[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 5:06pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Dulled-me?  Don't-know-about-dat-I'm-just-telling-it-like-it-is[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 4:27pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]True-or-false?[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 4:25pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]This-thread-definitely-gets-longer-because-people-basically-come-here-to-INCREASE-their-posts-Move-it-to-forum-games-section-and-the-likes-of-romade-and-infobaba-will-reduce-their-visit  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 4:21pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Thank you you jtcork  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 12:57pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
dani1luv:[size=13pt]At least I can come back to mine but you, you don't have any sense at all [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 11:58am On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 11:28am On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Facebook[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 11:06am On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Thong[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 9:56am On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]center of gravity[/size] |
| Literature › Re: Style Your Slang by Scopium: 8:38am On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]This one is very coded. You can never guess what it means unless you are told. Mosquito (noun) means feaces To kill mosquito means to empty your bowels[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 7:14pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Labia[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by Scopium: 6:52pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Scopium is tha bomb and Lysaa knows.[/size] |
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