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 Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla My Classmate by Scopium: 9:31am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Looking for publicity?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: . by Scopium: 9:27am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Did you hear that I forgot what I heard?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Patner Allocation by Scopium: 9:23am On Sep 17, 2008 |
Jeovy:[size=13pt]They've just covered the gap with 20 pieces of paving blocks. Now the smile is very solid and concrete  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jack And Jill by Scopium: 9:16am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Which form she dey form sef? Is it NECO or Pre degree?  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by Scopium: 9:14am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]My two pen1s are, yous people are crack my ribbing[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by Scopium: 9:06am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]WE You are strictly on your own[/size] MP007:[size=13pt]You are still on your own[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Children Again by Scopium: 9:04am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Unu ga egbu mmadu    [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 8:50am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I was just wondering, will you fart in my room with your clothes off? You know. . . . .  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 8:48am On Sep 17, 2008 |
gabrywyl:[size=13pt]Also show me where your farting switch is, just in case you over fart in my room so I can switch it off. [/size] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Can I Meet U? by Scopium: 8:45am On Sep 17, 2008 |
infobaba:[size=13pt]Na blank space you wan fill?[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: This Or That? by Scopium: 8:42am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Wuteva Ban or Multiple Username[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Scopium: 8:40am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ Lilpearl You dey feel cbase sha  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Scopium: 8:30am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Is this all about the stupid vacuum cleaner?  [/size] |
| Music/Radio › Re: Phoenix Weds Nomoreloss Damuscian by Scopium: 8:22am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]So only celebrities make news? *shakes head in utter disappoint*[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Divorced Lyssa by Scopium: 8:17am On Sep 17, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:[size=13pt]Is she 13 or 31?[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 8:12am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Fart[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 8:04am On Sep 17, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Don't worry Gabry, Tufe won't do jack[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 7:27pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Thanx, which brand by the way?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Farty Gabry History by Scopium(op): 5:09pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Long long a short while ago in the land of the flat behind was born a girl with a very fat behind. The Fart Goddess whose behind was so flat envied this little girl. One day this girl annoyed the fart goddess. The fart goddess angrily cast a farting spell on her that she'll fart ceaselessly, relentlessly, sporadically, incessantly, persistently, constantly, religiously, e.t.cly for the rest of her life, and each fart will reduce the size of her behind. So the legend goes. That's why till this day after so many generations, the farting spell in still very active in Gabrywyl who happens to be the last descendant. Luckily its not contagious.[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Divorced Lyssa by Scopium: 5:07pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Jeovy:[size=13pt]It should be more than that na. [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Divorced Lyssa by Scopium: 4:26pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]How does she award you points when you lay the pipe?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Resign by Scopium: 4:18pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
cbase:[size=13pt]I don die [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Scopium: 4:16pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I believe you used to have fat behind but you farted it all away[/size] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 4:10pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Roamed[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ clemcykul Aaah aaaaah haba I no be Gabry now. Na she wey dey skilled/talented/trained/professional/genius/fartiversal in messing anyhow, it's so unfortunate she no go olympic. She for rubbish Phelps' record. [/size] |
| Romance › Re: When She Starts Wearing Skirts by Scopium: 4:02pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Udyro, are you talking from experience?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Scopium: 4:01pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ cbase NO! Nothing wrong my brother. Make you dey carry dey go. . . . .make una dey kill feel una sef o[/size] |
| Music/Radio › Re: Phoenix Weds Nomoreloss Damuscian by Scopium: 2:56pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Must you copy me?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Scopium: 2:53pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Are you implying that Lilpearl is old enough to be your grandma? [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium(op): 2:38pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]It's a good a thing that lots of you with sense of humour are behind me [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Does It Smell? by Scopium: 11:32am On Sep 16, 2008 |
gabrywyl:[size=13pt]GOD FORBID! |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by Scopium: 11:31am On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Pomade[/size] |
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