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@ timmy,lmao @ c0dec, i throway salute o n u know i can't be jealous of her

Snazzy, Snazzy, Snazzy , y r u alwayz late ehn? just like u did for ur last wedding, u slept off till d guy married someone else n then u started runnin ur mouth. now it's d same thing happenin again, sorry sweetheart, dem two r already married n u missed it again. but if u behave, i'll send you some cake, pictures n d Aso-Ebi(i know u like that) oya, wat do you say b4 i ask da doctors at Uselu to intervene?

yes, i sabi Suya. dat na anoda $30 for da spices, u know i have to order them str8 from naija

k, iono know wat it is then. i never chop hausa food reach dat side yet.

abeg sisi, werin dem take dey cook d masa? mayb i don chop am but i 4get

y am i nervous?

u crazy he meant on NL n besides, do ya think u can handle her? _{just kidding, pls don't eat my head of}

i get rice full ground, but which one be masa again? abeg refresh my memory, i don too cook sotey i don dey forget d foods them

obj ain't got d time jo, he's busy. Nelson is aiight, but y'all had better ask him to sit n don't stand much o else i won't be there when they sue y'all for elderly abuse.

ok u don dey push ya luck, slow down sis. i ain't got the time to process da goat head, come back during d summer aiight. n as for pepper, na winter be this n you need am besides, no dey disgrace me again jo. how you go talk say u no dey chop pepper?
@ damygurl, this pikin na only u n ya pastor know werin dey sha, as for d food, i fit arrange am, but e go cost am plenty cos i know say im get money. but becos i know you, i fit do discount n if u ain't gon be at d deliverance, no need then.

i'm so lookin forward to your wedding girl. don't nobody want Paul in there, he's gettin thrown out very soon n then he's gon be upset n that won't be good for the 'love' mood y'all will be in, so how abt we throw him outta d list? i gots to go get my dress ready, where's dat sister(icingbaby) of our's when we need her ehn?

girl, i get stockfish plentiful even the ones wey dem never cut so no worry, ya pot go contain. @ damygurl, ask ya pastor if he accepts food. if he does,i'm game as long as u gon be there aiight

oooh, i like your tastes in men too _{can we squeeze in a lil poutine, u know how canadians do} ok then, do ya want the venue in Manitoba or in Toronto? me thinks da T.Dot would be the best place, you know we got some pwetty churches

this girl i no dey take that one play, no be so i dey run my canteen bizwax o. talk better na, i put other ppl on hold just for you

i got you girlfriend, i know your tastes. now let's talk abt the food, wat do you like?

how about you do the deliverance for me, is friday free for you? _{do ya want a pot too}

no dey expose me now, no worry na special order. you go see am when you see am, trust! _{na money first sha}

i knew that, just didn't want snazzy to feel like she didn't fight. so back to da wedding plans, wat type of flowers do ya like?

this babe, na because i know you, na im make i take $50 o, ask people, i no dey do bizwax like that.  _{abeg do better jare}

me thinks snazzy has been overthrown, _hehehehe

ocho:
i miss beans and Gari, also yam pottage prepared the traditional way(u know with all the crayfish). those were real food oooo!
i miss reading the vanguard sunday & saturday newspapers, the entertainment sections most speciffically

for $50, i could hook you up with a fine pot of yam porridge and beans, trust me abt ya vanguard, that can be arranged if you co-operate

muahahahahahahahhahahaha

*coughs*

i see we're thru with fighting over tuface huh; noice. now who's payin me for all d wedding arrangements n ish?

una no go kill me with laughter sha