How did you figure it out?!!!u r really brilliant.Whats more?we r twins!!!!

Lol...so, which of yous da pregnant one??

of coz it has to be me!!!

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny huh?

kellorah, will you belive her before confirming my answer? didn't u see my belly the other day? and when u asked who the father was what did i say? or did u think i was joking?

hey ochi sicky,we r supposed to be dealing with babysumthn here,remember?

forgive me for diverting. so back to her, where did she even go?

i see we're thru with fighting over tuface huh; noice. now who's payin me for all d wedding arrangements n ish?

oh it's still on. We just need to take of baby....something. we're not off 2-face's case yet ohh! well, i know i am not! he's got to be mine, infact, he is and i don't intend to share!

me thinks snazzy has been overthrown, _hehehehe

he has always been mine, all of that was just noise.

i knew that, just didn't want snazzy to feel like she didn't fight. so back to da wedding plans, wat type of flowers do ya like?

anything yellow will do baby girl. oh wait! facey says he'd like a touch of blue too.

i got you girlfriend, i know your tastes. now let's talk abt the food, wat do you like?

something for every race cos he's got friends from all around the world attending. that's my man! ever so popular with his sexy self!

oooh, i like your tastes in men too _{can we squeeze in a lil poutine, u know how canadians do} ok then, do ya want the venue in Manitoba or in Toronto? me thinks da T.Dot would be the best place, you know we got some pwetty churches

hmm, facey wants to have it in paris,his peeps live there you know! but there's going to be free plane tickets for all of you who are invited and poutine sounds perfect cos i think the prime minister(canadian) is going to be there too

i'm so lookin forward to your wedding girl. don't nobody want Paul in there, he's gettin thrown out very soon n then he's gon be upset n that won't be good for the 'love' mood y'all will be in, so how abt we throw him outta d list? i gots to go get my dress ready, where's dat sister(icingbaby) of our's when we need her ehn?

ok, all i have to do is talk to facey and paul is out. baba(obj) hasn't called to confirm his comming oh! i'll have to give out his ticket to nelson mandela

obj ain't got d time jo, he's busy. Nelson is aiight, but y'all had better ask him to sit n don't stand much o else i won't be there when they sue y'all for elderly abuse.

craze girl ...lol

hmmmmm......wedding plans?beta be careful,he will stand you up the wedding day ooo!!!he can't bear to lose me ooo!!Wake up,its like you are having a malaria dream....because my 2face will fail to turn for the wedding cos he will be with me ooo!!!

i understand it's a good thing to dream so keep dreaming twin sis, keep dreaming!
facey is mine and will always be and there's nothing u or anybody can do about that

Snazzy, Snazzy, Snazzy , y r u alwayz late ehn? just like u did for ur last wedding, u slept off till d guy married someone else n then u started runnin ur mouth. now it's d same thing happenin again, sorry sweetheart, dem two r already married n u missed it again. but if u behave, i'll send you some cake, pictures n d Aso-Ebi(i know u like that) oya, wat do you say b4 i ask da doctors at Uselu to intervene?

DREAMS COME TRUE
well some do, but i dunno bout dis 1

hehe!!! wetin be d matter with you husband snatcher o!!! so u r d ones claiming to be preggy for my husband 2face. well let me tell you something no be for this town u go born pikin for my husband. go find d father of your babies because it's not my darling sweety baby. try 3face maybe you guyz got the name mixed up.

oh ma dayz!!!!!! ow many peeps dey die for 2face ohhhh?? chineke!!

kellorah..egbami..ewo le le yi

jesus ma lawd..
2face..una come look here o..

ladies ladies {2face dey come}

we should hava  competition

who would win the 2face's heart?..stay tuned watcher/readers

nike..translate oh...pele ohhh....i no b yoruba gurl...n mi no sabi yoruba...

wat u mean who will win da heart of 2face? se u no sabi everything i just wrote. we've been married for 2years now hence d name 2face!! we got the cutest baby in the whole world. so all the other 2face wifey wannabe better back off before i show them why people fear african ladies