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it is finished.

2015 elections are in the bag.

It is over

bye bye Baba Buhari Oyoyo

So now when they buy fuel tomorrow, the APC sympathizers can ask the fuel attendant for more CHANGE

Do you see what I did there?

seriously


First Ebola, now HIV

all under Jonathan administration?

Word on the street is Okorocha will lose Imo next month for even daring to consort with the a fee cee

Igbos have vowed to see him out

It was by Eve na


But wait all this long epistles just because abacha died

Nobody cares na. He was one of those evil Northern born to rule power drunk fanatics

Here we see Buhari on video

In just this one video, Buhari has like 1000000 grammatic blunders ..

way too long for any newspaper article but easily watched in this data friendly video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU

and then you see Jonathan in this video looking lively


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijwa5LTBoWU

who is more Presidential abeg?

Jonathan till APC run out of propaganda

jingh:
no be you, no sane word can come out of your mouth


what an hopeless you

hk

jingh:
hk

come and defend your paymaster aunty

Baba Buhari Oyoyo

Hi Stella Bae *side eyes*

I've got a problem. hopefully, you and your readers could advice me on it.

I've got a girlfriend, who I love so much and would like to marry soon, but there's a problem. My girlfriend loves crying.

This may not be a problem, seeing that women are emotional beings, but hers is beyond me. It was never this way before, she probably read somewhere or watched something somewhere that said men loved crying girlfriends...cus I don't understand.

Growing up, I always saw my mum crying because of my dad's philandering ways and I hated it. I hated seeing her cry, it hurt me soo much- it made me hate my dad (we cool now). Since then, I couldn't stand seeing a woman cry, I just couldn't.

Now, my girlfriend probably (or maybe not) knows this, and still cries for little things. I work in Apapa and live on the Island and bae lives in Ikeja but wants me in her house every other day! I try, I really do, I try to see her at least 4 times every other week but she still cries if I miss a day. It hurts. I hate to see her cry...sometimes, I leave my house by 10pm to the mainland so she doesn't cry.

Last week, we were going through BN weddings (bad idea), next thing, I see tear drops on the laptop...
Me: bae you okay? Bae: yea I'm fine, just being emotional here lol... Me: ahh cool.

Two minutes later! just two! bae already starts crying..

Me: ahn, why is this getting to you? we could get off the page ..naa, bae told me she was crying because I haven't taken the bold step yet. This came to me as a surprise cus we talk about these things...we talk about OUR wedding, marriage, future etc.. why did she have to cry about it? Few days before, my mates and I were on about it.. trying to put two and two together to get the best surprise proposal for her. Why did she have to cry? why couldn't we just talk about it like adults?!

The other day, she wanted some money to buy kits for her workout. Cool, I'd send it to you tomorrow, I forgot to send it that week. I was honestly too busy and she of all people knows that, just a text to remind me will suffice. But no, bae called me that weekend to cry. Maaan.

The latest one now, is getting angry at me for walking out on her when she cries. I hate to see her cry and I can't stand it, so I walk on her most times. She gets upset. Lol it's even hard trying to be a 'macho man' cus she's just going to use her cries to soften me.
Is it a money matter? my babe will cry! She knows she's the only person I spend on, after myself anyway. I'm the youngest child and I don't take care of my parents, I already work in my Dad's company. So, I'm left with her and myself! any miscalculations or money delays, she'd cry!

My friends told me to leave her but what they don't understand is, I love her, it wasn't always like this. And she's an extremely sweet person. She's literally my best friend and 'gist partner' lol.. at least, when she's not crying. Plus I'm scared to move on with wedding plans because of this cry cry issue, I need to get it out the way before I marry her. Hence my questions:

1) Could it be a psychological problem? are there physicians that deal with this kind or things...is there medication for it?

2) Is this a girl thing? Some of my friends belive it is, but in my past relationships, I never saw anything like that...abi its a new thing and I'm the abnormal one?

3) How do I teach her to use my mumu button without crying? My last girlfriend (Note* I'm not comparing them, I love my girlfriend with ALL my heart!) didnt do anything like this, and got me to do a whole lot more than my present one has...and I love my girlfriend more! She knows she has the whole of me to herself, I have no idea why she still cries.

4) OR is she just crying to blackmail me, seeing that I hate to see her cry? I try not to believe this because everything is fine when she isn't crying...I mean, she could still get me to do stuff when she does't cry.

Please I need answers. What can I do?
Thanks guys!

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/01/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narratives_18.html#more

PLS STOP

NIGERIANS STOP AND THINK

IM SADDENED

Synthase:
The same premium times that gave Jimi Agbaje of PDP a 9/10 point over Ambode of APC 7/10 These people sef!

u appreciate the distance between Lagos and Kaduna if you take one of the GEJ trains


try it out buddy

Adminisher:
A clueless president that could not solve BokoHaram is the one that has a clue?. There was nothing stopping Africom but for the Nigerian Army vanquishing BokoHaram quickly enough. However a thieving un intelligent president waited until the last minute to arm and the west was already waiting. Jonathan has the selfishness of most mediocres and he has been a disaster for the peace and stability of the region because he has poor leadership.

no the US joined Boko Haram sponsors to distract the FG

were u in hibernation mode when former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton refused to allow the US Govt designate Boko Haram a Foreign Terrorist Organization, saying it was an insurgency and Jonathan should stop killing them. What Buhari, Northern Elders and APC taught her to say in conjunction with David Axelrod

They created the monster by culpability simply for not allowing Jonathan to fight it whole heartedly as Commander in Chief

Has the International Criminal Court indicted Ihejirika?

http://thinkprogress.org/world/2014/05/08/3435588/hillary-and-boko-haram/

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/07/hillary-s-state-department-refused-to-brand-boko-haram-as-terrorists.html

http://www.igbofocus.com/HOW-THE-US-CHANGED-COURSE-ON-B/how-the-us-changed-course-on-boko-haram.html

Can your candidate do this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijwa5LTBoWU

sharrap Im a Yoruba man married to a Delta

And you my friend are the one using extremely divisive ethno/religious schemes to try and hoodwink us,it won't work!

Alcatraz001:
I have passed my message and I am content with myself.

Jonathan failed Nigerians and now he's using extremely divisive ethno/religious schemes to try and hoodwink us,it won't work!

There is no islamist that can islamize Nigeria,Nigeria's christian are too much and too wealthy.If buhari or any muslim fanatic tries that,we would fight till our death so no amount of propaganda will work this time.

If Mr jonathan thinks he can rig and scuttle the coming elections,he would end u like Laurent Gbagbo of Ivory Coast and Nigeria will continue.Where is Abacha today or where did Obasanjo's 3rd term scheme get him to?

The South South should be very weary of the ibos because they want to use the Niger deltans as a canon fodder while getting their wish of BIAFRA.Please run away and dissociate yourself from these very hateful tribe...they hate every other Nigerians because they lost a very senseless WAR.

If the ibos want out of Nigeria,go to the UN and ask for a referendum to be conducted and we would grant your wish.Stop using Mr Jonathan to destabilize Nigeria,it won't work!

Selah

Common Sense. It is common sense. Common sense is not common in regions where poverty and illiteracy are high



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijwa5LTBoWU

Abeg see as GEJ agile for this video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijwa5LTBoWU

My President. My Valentine.

Alcatraz001:
You see that the truth is out in the open? What kind of yoruba person won't understand that simple translation! Well,I know you are not yoruba so let's leave that at that.

I am not advocating for all yorubas to support Buhari,heck even a foremost tribalist and yoruba Nationalist, Olayinka Grandson is not supporting Buhari so what right would I have to force all Yorubas to support Buhari?

My main contention at this moment is to please implore all ibos on this board to stop creating threads that insult Buhari,Yorubas and Ibos because they are sowing the wind now but when they reap the whirlwind,they will scream genocide.

If everybody is observant,you will notice that all northerners are unusually quiet,even the muslim bodies are quiet even in the face of the charlie hebdo imbroglio that happened in france. Do you know why they are quiet? They have their own struggle coming up next month and the ibos are everywhere insulting buhari,yorubas,muslims and every other person not supporting Jonathan.

The gentility of a tiger is not COWARDICE.Please you people should be careful.Mr SEUN OSEWA and his mods have allowed this site to be used to spread hateful propaganda by the IBOS and am pleading with them to censor insultive and hateful threads aimed at insulting the Nation if we don't support Jonathan.I pity the ibos because they are the ones outside their ancestral land and they are also the most intolerant.

Posterity will judge me that I sounded a note of warning to these children of hate (ibos).

Please desist from inciting fellow countrymen.

hehehe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijwa5LTBoWU

Forward Nigeria is led by Yoruba boy Moses Fabiyi

See the way they are campaigning for Jonathan

Yet you think we are lke the mumus in Jos shouting buhari oyoyo

AS EX-COUP PLOTTER, BUHARI NOT QUALIFIED TO RULE – DELE MOMODU


Talking about being president of the country, many people believe the only thing you are bringing to the table is your intellectual content. And I remember when we started this interview, you said people were trying to underrate you…
(Cuts in…) That’s correct. In fact, some of my worst critics are my own colleagues. I have been so disappointed and not disappointed. I have been disappointed because they can’t see where I am coming from and where I am going.
Maybe it has to do with the special attribute of journalism about people being sceptical first before believing…
No. I will explain it away by quoting from one of my favourite books. The title is Pedagogy of the Oppressed by Paulo Ferreira. His thesis is that the oppressed man respects and fears only one man, his oppressor. Nigerians have, for so long, been intimidated by the big names, by the big men. Perceived big men because when you actually search them, they are empty. My life is not in the hands of any big man. That is why I am a builder. I love to build from the scratch. Nigeria is a country of ‘ready-made’. We like importing. We like the easy road. But I like to take the hard road, less travelled. So, for those who wrote me off, I only have one thing: sympathy.
One of the arguments is that politics in Nigeria is extremely monetized that your pocket has to be extremely deep to make any impact…
Don’t let us jump the gun. Don’t let us bring the issue of money. Let us start with what I am bringing to the table. The other day, I called Uncle Tunde Fagbenle (a columnist). Every time he writes, he is always writing about Buhari and Ribadu. But I had enough of it and I called him. When he saw my call, he started laughing, saying that Dele has come with his trouble again. I am one person that is not afraid to talk to my friends, colleagues and elders. So, I said, ‘Uncle Tunde, when are you going to end this fixation?’ There is this fixation that only some group of people are qualified to rule Nigeria, and others are not qualified. For instance, tell me how General Muhammadu Buhari is better than me. Try and convince me how he is better than me. He forced his way into politics in 1983 through a coup. He was not a politician, he was a soldier. What is the role of a soldier? It is to protect and destroy. The man forced his way into politics. On account of that alone, he is disqualified. People cannot praise any man that commits treason against his fatherland.
Even though, years later, he got converted?
What evidence do we have? But that is number one. Then, number two: Let us assume that we forgive him. By the time he forced his way into politics in 1983 I was already in politics. I can tell you that I started politics right in my university days. I was involved in student unionism. By the year 1983, I was already the private secretary of the then Deputy Governor of Ondo State, Chief Akin Omoboriowo. They experienced all the riots, all the crisis in Ondo State. I was right in the middle of it all. By the time I was 26, I was already working for the Ooni of Ife. There was nothing more political than working in the palace of Oduduwa, where everybody came from time to time to consult the oracle.
Three: by 1988, I was working for Abiola. There was no politician who could be bigger than that. I travelled all around the country and the world for and with him. By 1993, I was a major actor in the 1993 elections. Put Buhari aside. Did you ever hear of the name, Atiku, before 1993 when we went to Jos, when Abiola contested against Atiku and Babagana Kingibe? Did you ever hear the name Jonathan? I read from Rueben Abati that Jonathan came into politics in 1998, while I came into politics in 1982. That is almost 16 years difference. So, in terms of seniority, I am senior to Jonathan in politics. When Jonathan was teaching in secondary school in the 1980s, I was already teaching A levels. The problem with journalists is number one: we don’t do our research. [b]Number two, we underrate ourselves. Number three: we don’t like ourselves. We belittle ourselves. And we forget that if we belittle Dele Momodu, we are belittling all journalists in Nigeria.
As a man wrote, if Dele Momodu were to be a lawyer, he would have been the equivalent of several Senior Advocates of Nigeria put together. If I were to be in the military, I would have been a General. So, if you say Buhari is qualified, like some people say he is qualified on the grounds of experience, but how old was he when he forced his way into power? He was just 44. So, what experience did he have? Which school of leadership did he attend? Which training did he obtain? He was in power for two years with (the late General) Tunde Idiagbon, who was in charge. People forget that it was Tunde Idiagbon that was in charge. I told an editor recently that the reason why some of our guys are jumping about like frogs for Buhari is number one: collective amnesia, to borrow Wole Syinka’s words. We can forget things easily. We forget that Journalists had a raw deal under Idiagbon. We forget that even Nigerians had a raw deal in the hands of this man. We forget that Buhari is an excellent study in double standards. While Shagari, who was the president of the Federal Republic was put under house arrest, his Vice President, Dr. Alex Ekwueme, was put in Kirikiri Maximum Prisons. [/b]

What offence did Ekwueme commit that Shagari and other NPN bigwigs, like Umaru Dikko, like Uba Ahmed, did not commit 1000 times?
Sadly, most of the people who are writing today are too young to appreciate all these. Some of them don’t even know the history because they were not born then.
So, a lot of our guys are poor and suffering today and they see every rich and successful man as a rogue. They are looking for the person who will help them kill their enemies and they find a veritable tool in a Buhari or a Nuhu Ribadu. That is the attraction. It is not about their achievements. Ask them anything, and they will just tell you that they are not corrupt. So, who told them that I am corrupt? Have I ever been in government before? Let me finish with Buhari and take others on. What were the achievements of Buhari in those two years? Buhari failed so woefully that when Babangida took over power, people trooped to the streets in jubilation.
Maybe the reason is that Nigerians do not like discipline…
No. The man who will discipline will, first of all, discipline himself.
Are you suggesting otherwise?
Yes. The facts are there. That is why I gave you the examples of Shagari being put under house arrest and his vice president was put in prison. What kind of stupid discipline is that?
That is number one. Number two, you are telling me a man is disciplined, and you asked the people not to bring in suitcases, and 53 suitcases found their way into our airport and they vamoosed! Till today, nobody has told us what was the content of the suitcases. What kind of discipline is that? I read in one of Achebe’s book, maybe No Longer At Ease, and it says, “do as I say and not as I do.” That was what Buhari’s government signified.

God forbid that boko.hari will be president of Nigeria

Alcatraz001:
If you are yoruba please translate the Yoruba in the post you quoted earlier.

Thanks.

provide it again and just so you know not all Yorubas speak Yoruba fluently

this is a new generation...the official lingua franca of Nigeria is English

anyway I wont waste time trying to defend myself to such a shameless and ignorant little man that thinks all YORUBAS will AUTOMATICALLY support Buhari

SHAME!!! You are a disgrace to the clan. Yoruba ronu.

Alcatraz001:
You are part of the ibos online that I was referring to in my earlier post.May God judge you and jonathan for all the havoc you people are inciting in this country.

You knw why I am not happy? There are millions of peace loving ibo pple who are doing their businesses all over Nigeria and they will be put in harms way by all the hate you are spewing on hausas and yorubas online.You set of hate mongers are the same people calling Yorubas Cowards and you hate Succeeded in Radicalizing hitherto Educated and Liberal Yoruba youths online.What you don't know is that in yoruba land,we the educated ones are very respected by the area boys and we can cause mayhem by just intimating the rascals on the streets about all the insults you ibos heap on us yorubas online and we would have real crisis offline.The average yoruba man listens to iroyin (News in yoruba) on our transistor radio and all these insults like "Yorubas are Cowards" are being disseminated to the yorubas and everybody is now conscious and getting radicalized.

I am afraid Mr Jonathan willl push the WAR button next month by refusing to relinquish power and mayhem will be let lose.These stupid ibo posters and SEUN OSEWA will personally be held liable if any pogrom happens.

That is a promise!

#STOP THE IBOS FROM INSULTING NIGERIANS

I'm sure Seun Osewa is Ibo too

Instead of you to accept the fact that your candidate is not "well liked" by Nigerians from all ethnic and religious backgrounds, you resort to this shameless online tirades and mistruths

There are Nigerians that look beyond tribal sentiments but you are not one of them, you seek to keep Nigerians in that backward thinking and then you call it CHANGE

God forbid olorun maje that an oloriburuku like Buhari will rule Nigeria ever again. Lagbara Jesu Kristi. Amin.

jingh:
can someone tell jona its IS FINIshed

Joker

GEJ till Buhari can do 100 pressups

Alcatraz001:
You useless ibos online are the most wicked people av seen in a long while.It seems you people are agents of foreign govvts who want to put ordinary ibos in thhe streets on danger because it now plain that all you do is wwant infuriate other Nigerians into a war Next month.

Mr Seun Osewa,if anything happens next month,you will be held responsible for the avoidable loss of lives.STOP THIS FOOLISH IBO posters from posting inciting articles on this platform.

The consciousness of the Hausa and Yoruba Nations are very high and expectant at this point in time.

Please seun be Very Guided.Abo oro la n so fun omoluabi,ti o ba de inu e,adi odidin.Mr seun,if you a true yoruba man,you will take heed.

God bless Nigeria.

But am Yoruba.

I don't want APC.


God forbid those hypocrites rule Nigeria.

jingh:
Look let me tell you if you want to stop ethnic war or
whatever wey una dey fear or suspect
then let the Niger Delta have their damn two
terms....haba


even if they try to ruin Nigeria, we should cowardly and gullibly allow him to continue ??

I see how sensible you are

For those ruining Nigeria look no further than the northern establishment


You couldn't see how sensible I was if common sense tried to show it to you

bashydemy:
I wonder how you guys reason, You guys quickly to run your gutter called mouth to to blame Ameachi saying they wanna run parallel Govt, You also blame GMB for the saying making Nigeria ungovernable cos its APC, But when its PDP its a lie and propaganda huh? I shake my head for you guys.

Cool story. Please tell me another.

olaboy001:
Where you vote GMB or not, GEJ will surely leave that sit for the new President

Stop quoting epistles to make silly point


U have one vote like the rest of us.