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Literature / Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 8:41am On Nov 12, 2014
Onemansquad:

Runs 2 him and gives him 5powaful kungfu panda punches
*and his nose is driping blood *
holds his neck and raise him up and slam him to d ground
*Red eyes*
Arrrgh, u dare hit me onemansquad? Turn around and grab his neck,jack him up..
Health / Re: New 'stupidity Virus' Discovered, Scientists Say by Seanixking: 6:34am On Nov 12, 2014
Maybe they shuld cm and test it on AndyBlaze and Liability...lol

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Literature / Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:31pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
u just step on the tigers tail oga d9t7 shw im wat u gat
D9ty7 had been captured since, no 1 tu help u now...sey ur last prayer.
Literature / Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
*i stood up run to oga d9t7, picks his snipper. Mounted it, zoom on seanixking forehead and i release d devil*
Too late cos i jammed D9ty7 riffle.....walk majestcally to him and gave him an earth shaking uppercut
#Grin devilshly
Literature / Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
person wey stone catch 4 face m fall down come kick me? Onemansquad cme help me abdg
Do a Double Backflip and Head butt onemansquad, crush and wait for the next victim who gonna taste my yoga style
Literature / Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:01pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
na u go 1st pai.
*raises my catapult, put a stone and fires. He falls down flat.*
Jezz,Naxo ai take dodge am, oya take am de...#kick his grion and he cry in painz
Literature / Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 10:22pm On Nov 11, 2014
Kick the door open and Walk in With my berretta 24round automatic riffle.....puff some smoke and kiss my berretta...
#who gonna die first?
Celebrities / Re: See Davido Back Then In Secondary School (+PICS) by Seanixking: 10:11pm On Nov 11, 2014
;DLOL..If it wasnt for muzik and prior to the fact they are rich, this dude will definately make a grade A in circus clown.....BTW, y do poo like this make FP ....
#NotMyBisnezzTho
Politics / Re: 2015: CNN Rejects Political Adverts From Nigeria by Seanixking: 3:56pm On Nov 11, 2014
AdesinaOlajide:
It's so hard to believe that Pres.Jonathan is still declaring barely 24hrs after the death of about 40 plus children.Where are we headed? Pls vote for change next year people. Sai Buhari!
As if the so call Buhari is better...All this APC Hoboz wont cease to amaze me...So you expected the president to roll on the floor and bath himslf with ashes because you f**ktard,wasted sperm schizophrenic northenerz are hell bend in causin choas? Go tell your Buhari to solve his problem wif the BH Boys He sponsored cos come 2015 GEJ rocks.....God bless South south, God bless GEJ, God bless nigeria...
#GEJ 2015
Politics / Re: 2015: CNN Rejects Political Adverts From Nigeria by Seanixking: 3:46pm On Nov 11, 2014
alexis007:
GEJ and his administration is a huge joke....his cluelessness would have been a nice form of entertainment if lives and blood aren't being wasted on a daily basis...
What do you expect a sheep to do wen it surrounded by wolfz? You think jonathan is clueless? I guess you dont really understand that word...if only you held a post in your varsity or in social club, then you will understand that our president is surrounded by people who wanna make sure that his administration is a failure...
#GEJ come 2015.......All you scumbagz can go dine with the devil.....God bless Nigeria, God Bless GEJ..
Literature / Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Seanixking: 3:24pm On Nov 11, 2014
D9ty7:
Viewing this topic: Emmanuel6(m), yemiisaac(m), prettymaxy(f), Flakeey(f), GodofGrace(m), kawinzy(f)...... Comment from each of you and I'll update. If not, next update comes up by 5pm/7pm
Come Update oo D9ty7....
#Watching in 3D

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Literature / Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Seanixking: 3:23pm On Nov 11, 2014
Onemansquad:
hey none of u move or else!!!

Av caught dm again o the GMRs

Viewing this topic: Seanixking(m), Edipee, donsamtex(m), ogunholla, Jhymrod(f) and 3 guest(s)

nice story, but am still waitin for update...
#GhostMode
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzeneger Vs Sylvester Stallone by Seanixking: 6:16am On Nov 05, 2014
mamagee3:

Yeah! Yeah! whatever!
girls and thier f**kin forming...he just appreciate en thank u, all u culd post is "yeah yeah waheva" u just prove that u aint among the league, u way too low on the food chain......
#word

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Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 6:53pm On Nov 01, 2014
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Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 6:53pm On Nov 01, 2014
happyjuliet:




Sup Frd
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 6:50pm On Nov 01, 2014
happyjuliet:




Sup Frd
How u doing?
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Of November, your desire from God by Seanixking: 4:08am On Nov 01, 2014
HNM to nairalanderz and my frndz, wish u all many HNM in yrs to cm with gud health and properity.......Amen

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Nairalanders...Drop your wishes by Seanixking: 4:05am On Nov 01, 2014
HNM to all the nairalanders....
May Success and Happiness be ur portion this new month...Amen
Romance / Re: Help I Have 4 Abortions For My Fiance by Seanixking: 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2014
Ehm Op seem am lost....who gave u money for abortion? Ur bfrnd or de married man? And who do u love? Dos preggy u abort, who was responsible? And dis current preggy whu is responsible?
#YOLO
Romance / Re: Thinking Abt Any Girl When Going 2 Toilet by Seanixking: 7:04pm On Oct 31, 2014
No, u'r not a fool(mumu)
u just anoda yabaleft niggur
#bashing crew over to u.
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 3:53pm On Oct 31, 2014
edozie04:
lolz,make I pretend I did not see anything,but the only part I saw na d 10k,bros @ seanixking,I never see any recharge card oo
iffa hear...lol
#in Shoakan voice"dnt make me" laff
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 8:39pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
Hahhahahaha funny u
good nyt and swtdrmz
#wink
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 8:03pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
Hahahahaha abeg i sense trouble. I don run
Nah trouble atall, am glad u gonna transfer the recharge card i sent u to ur love....But next time be truthful huh
#Money nah be wahala #sean feat sarkodie
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 7:41pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
i need 10k recharge card let me call my dad *laod the card, make a transfer of 9k to my darling ed****04, smile at u* You are such a good fellow
Just 10k recharge? Nah problem atall, just finish ur steam bath, we gonna hit nyt lounge, and be prepared morro weekend we going shopping....
#smile
Maga no need Pay
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 7:22pm On Oct 30, 2014
Missmossy:

Hmmm *coughs*
Just a Yes, coz u are like a flower in the blossom, ur beauty is intoxicating
#wink
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 7:19pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
ahhhhh...lie lie oooo...me wan eat sharwama oooo.....no vex abeg...edozie04 no vex hear...make i follow sean go eat sharwama
#clear throat......Hold this wallet jare, uhmm aside shawarma, wah else do u need?
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 7:14pm On Oct 30, 2014
Missmossy:
Eeyah...how pathetic. It makes remember a song titled 'Where do broken hearts go' sang by Debby in Project famecheesy
Will u help me fine my way home, cos lookin @ ur eye am lost in them.
#Hold my hand
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 7:11pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
ehennnnnn....after u insulted him here u think i didnt see it abi? Next time tryam again....i will keep my bible aside and show u pepper...simply write love story or gingle less he poo on u...this fight no go easy *bends my trouser and swing my arm in preparation of a punch*
Who did i insult? Bia, shebi u knw wan eat shawarma again ni? Oya beg me if not!
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 6:55pm On Oct 30, 2014
happyjuliet:
2 heaven grin cool
Hi, Jully
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 6:53pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
U better pray he doesnt see this...hmmmm my hand no dey dia ooo
Who? Bia, confession that really made me roll with laughter
#Ntoooooooor
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 4:49pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
i guess u miss the humour in my answer but anyway i wont pretend u didnt see it lol
Lol, maybe one of this days amma spank ur bottom......
Romance / Re: Pls, Where Do Broken Heart Go? by Seanixking: 1:37pm On Oct 30, 2014
Confession14:
They run to romance section and post useless uninspiring threads like dis one (no offenz)
Ai Guess u missed the humuor in that topic, Anyway will pretend i didnt see this, miss confession..

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