https://twitter.com/BOGbadams/status/1772708163457786089?t=15_0M-gY9yeA1uH-RFnEtQ&s=19

raumdeuter:


Getting caught after that kain attack you should know what await you, they can cut your body piece by piece and feed you till you die. There are some gruesome techniques and in a country like Russia , nothing is off limits

Go dey remove their nails one by one with hammer and pliers

there was a pics I saw where they wired electric taser to the terrorists manhood

Those guys would wish they were dead.. if it was in Nigeria.. maybe backdoor arrangee can set them free like the binance guy sha

BlueRayDick:


The other one wey dem no cut him ear, dem shift him jaw . See as their faces fat anyhow

but what were they thinking when they surrendered..

Normal terrorists will kill themselves if they re about been caught..

These guys will wish they were dead tbh

raumdeuter:


If na 1m Naira and up then Managers and up

Knowing that big 4 offices only exist in Lagos Abuja and some skeletal in Port Harcourt (where itsrm dey kolobi landlord daughter)

Now ask how far can 1m carry a family man in a month in Lagos to be called a big boy

no mean say Dem no go get one or 2 side hustle wey Dem dey use guide

raumdeuter:


What do you call big pay or pay well? Give me a number monthly take home salary

as per naija standards, 1m up na big pay oo

Itsrm:


Fixed

I hear say Dem dey pay even their security guys well? Abi their salary no go reach to lodge for eco hotel 🏨?

Who here is using the unlocked MTN 5g router?

How does it work? Is it okay and fluent if unlocked 🔓

BlueRayDick:
Eko Hotel & Suites pricing. See person annual house rent as lodging per night. 🥵

this one na for our wicked abroadians, yahoo boys, Dem politicians and big 4 workers

Nothing concern us average Nigerians

afrodoc2:


The guy was lucky. The first born saved him from being childless and with no hope of correction.

Take a minute to consider the mind of the wife who probably knew/suspected the truth, yet encouraged him to have a vasectomy.

and kept it a secret all those years?

Mehn women are special kinda beings

BlueRayDick:


It's not really poverty per se. It's strange that u will just wake up one moring and request for DNA for a child u were in the labour room when he/she was delivered and Ur wife never gave u reason to doubt her Fidelity.

Most of the the people who go for DNA do so either because they caught their wife cheating, they smell a fish, they needed to travel out on family visa or the child suffers a rare disease that neither in the father or the mother's family ( Like the guy that trended last week who was AA, wife AS and son SS)

It is the advent of technology and social media that makes cheating spouses easy to find out now. U can see a strange text, whatsapp number, strange phone call etc and u can start snooping around from there.

During our parent's time, a woman can tell the husband she's going to spend a week at her parent's village only for her to spend 5 days in a man's house and just 2 days in her parents house. There's no how the husband will find out... If the sexx she has at the man's place turn out to be a pregnancy there's no way the husband will suspect the baby is not his since they are married and they get intimate regularly.

So far the wife didn't inform the other man about the pregnancy, he won't even know and her husband who didn't catch her cheating will assume he's the father.

In all these, how do women live with these secrets in the years with her husband, and even to death if not caught?

obainojazz:
See this one

I get its mainly poverty that contributes to lack of DNA tests in Nigeria, but when you compare it to the amount yoid spend training another man's kids, you'd rethink yoir thoughts

Person go wake up, tell me say make I no run DNA because say my wife will feel betrayed or trust issues

Wtf 😒

https://twitter.com/ruffydfire/status/1771523484771885333?t=6_QI2jlz4WayU4moCi6xsA&s=19

Happy for the people of abia state

Otti killing them with succes

seankafor:
otti si na chi

chukwu gozie ndi abia state

https://x.com/FS_Yusuf_/status/1771175661123584341?s=20

somebody go wake up,say him no like good thing..

say na drug bandit better for am

otti si na chi

chukwu gozie ndi abia state

https://x.com/FS_Yusuf_/status/1771175661123584341?s=20

OasisX:


Oasis: Alex Otti should take it easy with loans. He should learn from Aregbe and what birthed half-salary in Osun State.

Mobidients: Bad belle people. Alex Otti is doing well in Abia State. Oasis and co want him to fail, hence they won't see anything good in his administration or praise his giant strides in infrastructure.


Ooops; No serious opposition will heap praises on the ruling Government. We all know what we are doing. LOL!

but people of abia are not complaining?

Otti has been doing the Lord's work.... He has not failed so far has he? .. we love Alex otti, and we will continue to love him

Aptly put

https://twitter.com/Joe__Bassey/status/1770342400663126162?t=d4eVaWw2vX0ZzVurtLUSMQ&s=19

Phil folden

https://twitter.com/KadunaResident/status/1770035717378380276?t=SNnX9pux8w-A-MtPt4CnLA&s=19

raumdeuter:


I bought a 2016 GX460 in 2019, paid cash for it, this year there is a new body style for the GX, I might get it next yr.

Though I've always wanted a Range rover since I left Naija. I almost bought one for my 40th birthday but changed my mind last minute. Now new body style don come out but the price na only diggz or Oasisx type contract fit do am

Put me in your prayers. Make this favor me and my family

why not patronize ELON MUSK and buy his cybertruck

4444 like jay-z

akpi just dey do em tins on em own..him no send anybody papa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQlYxo_j96g?si=GidelB3XSaFCAfe_

ODumodu went hard on this one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts8keLThN_s?si=5RJn21g6oqgV5We7

obainojazz:
Good times

I remembered when I was contemplating how it'd be like making my firdt million in naira, does days I used to fantasize when I see posts and threads on nairaland asking people hiw tjeu feel when theu firdt made their first millions..

Well now, I think 💬 maybe because the value of millions has reduced unlike then when you can still do much with it..

iamoyindamola:
Darlington please how real is notcoin

I don't know anything about this coin 🪙

You can look it up in dexscreener and do a research if interested

TemporaryHansel:


Just heard she has returned to the house. Just two days later after she was almost pummelled into coma.

Na person wey you want make i waste my time interfere make them no beat am be this

doesn't she have brothers or parents?

https://twitter.com/yabaleftonline/status/1768937276787007796?t=HyvqdVLRaDEIfO2eAX82_g&s=19

Omo, this public display of impunity..

So like this if you happen to be around crime scene, you go feel am innocent or not

https://twitter.com/Brightgoldenboy/status/1768889304011485238?t=07150cP8GEWWAOVPsi8ilQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/DeltaPoliceNG/status/1768986379642360291?t=toMMhf7ps_N4R7HoRby_Lg&s=19

Damn

https://twitter.com/LawrenceOkoroPG/status/1768974856211575088?t=mvwsMOsoOcO5D96ZT1whVw&s=19

TemporaryHansel:



One woman was almost beaten to coma in my presence. Nigga was just throwing her around the house as if she was some pillow.
I didn't say anything or do anything, why? Because there's a 90% probability that in one or two weeks time she'll likely be back there after they've used money to sweet mouth her.

nawao, how did you even stand to watch a man abusing a woman physically

Spy360:

Does Wike do politics for the good of the people or for his own selfish interests?

As he don join APC, he come move from demon to devil. However, I know that 2027 he will want to try his hand on the presidency. The show will make sense.

under APC or PDP?

Wike na one politician I like because of his bluntness shaa

https://www.nairaland.com/8031742/dont-want-friend-it-force

He doesn't go about sugarcoating words to please you..

He'd tell you pump and clear as it is, like my man trump

If our politicians can at least be blunt with their corruption and stealing, it'd be one thing, but stealing, corruption and also gaslighting us on top makes my brain 🧠 wriggle whether I'm actually in reality or simulation

BlueRayDick:


This is crazy mehn! If Tinubu doesn't sack the useless transport minister , then shame on him. They should just release Emefiele and let him go & enjoy his largesse in peace.

It is clear this company awarded the rail project is an SPV for whoever is behind the company (most likely the minsiter and his political associates )

bro emefiele matter is just a personal tussle between tinubu cabal and emefiele.. emefiele worked immensely against them by churning out policies that'd undermine their elections.. now tinubu got in and gotta clap back 🔙

It's nothing like fighting corruption anything.. it's a personal witch hunt and fight..