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RomanceRe: Guys When Was The First Time You Saw Sperm Come Out Of Your Dick by SecretAgent: 9:47pm On Jul 07, 2020
NewDelhi:
Mine was 14 years of age. Normally I used to soapy and nothing will come out but in this fateful day I was playing PS1. Mortal Kombat and Tanya do one sexy fatality pose like that, it was so bad I sopy to anything I found sexy . I even
used to peep from my toilet window very early in the morning so I could catch my crush staying in the next compound come out to urinate...

Back to the story then I began to soapy before I knew it, I released. At first I was confused coz I've always thought sperm was just a single long strand of rope with triangular shaped head like we see in biology textbooks. I wasn't moved at all tho, I knew I was already a man and if I catch any woman at that point, na belle straight.

More than 30 yrs of age now when I look back I just smile.
At 44 yrs old, you are still talking about sex.
BusinessRe: How To Use Youtube To Generate Sustainable Income by SecretAgent: 12:26pm On Apr 27, 2020
Niorte:
I started my first YouTube channel in 2013 and because I never knew how to get subscribers or increase views, I got stuck just like many. Good content but nobody to watch it.

Fast forward to 2020, I checked that my channel and guess what? I was very disappointed... From 2013 to 2020...only 19 views. It took me 7 years to get just 19 views with only 3 subscribers, most likely family members.

I was angry but challenge. I was hungry and thirsty for improvements and truly I got it. I got a secret to gaining organic traffic and increasing my views. And by January 17, 2020, I uploaded a video and in less than a month, I gained over 10,000 views and over 150 organic traffic.

What I could not achieve in 7 years, I did in 1 month. Ever since then, my YouTube channel has been increasing daily.

Guess what, I will be giving out a free EBOOK to get you started too. But I must warn, it is not for readers only but for action takers. It was because i took action that I got results, if you are willing to take action too, you will see results.

From this report you will learn how to position your YouTube channel to start earning.

TRAFFIC + GOOD CONTENT = $$$
This eBook is an eye opener.

You may ask why am I doinf this for free. Nothing is free in Freetown they say. But I am doing this because I got an inspiration from a Nairaland called Chuksbaby. He had given his best in a thread even after he was banned him.

I am also using this to empower some people who need another source of income. ONLY 50 PEOPLE WILL BE GIVEN.

So send a mail through my profile to get your FREE copy of how to get generate revenue using Youtube


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Thanks and please never give up
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HealthStrengthen the Immune System with these 7 Great Superfoods by SecretAgent(op):
Strengthen the Immune System with these 7 Great Superfoods


Stop viruses earlier than they begin by consuming these key superfoods for immune system health. These seven meals are packed with nutritional vitamins and vitamins that can maintain your physique energized and healthy.

What are superfoods?
Superfoods are meals which have a very excessive quantity of nutritional vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants. Their excessive focus of vitamins makes them nice to your health.
7 Foods That Boost Your Immune System

1. GARLIC
Garlic not solely provides your meal some additional taste, it is usually considered one of the greatest superfoods to spice up your immune system in preparation for chilly and flu seasons. Studies have proven that common consumption of garlic extract can have a optimistic impact on blood stress and excessive levels of cholesterol. Plus, garlic is stuffed with antioxidants, which strengthen your physique’s pure defenses.(1) That makes it value placing up with the unhealthy breath, doesn’t it?

2. GINGER
The spicy, fragrant ginger root is used so as to add some kick to drinks, teas, soups, and Asian dishes, and it’s additionally an actual superfood. Ginger reduces irritation and relieves ache.(2) Plus, it additionally helps cut back nausea.(3)
Tip:
Eat some ginger after having a meal with a number of garlic – it helps eliminate garlic breath!

3. GOJI BERRIES
Goji berries or wolfberries include vitamin C, B nutritional vitamins, important fatty acids, amino acids, plus minerals and hint components. Mix them into your breakfast smoothie or sprinkle a handful of goji berries over your muesli for that additional increase to your immune system. Healthfitplans.com


4. Chia Seeds
Chia seeds initially come from Mexico, the place they have been recurrently utilized by the Aztecs and Mayas. Nowadays, they’ve discovered their method into our cooking. There are numerous causes to eat chia seeds: they’re wealthy in omega-3 fatty acids(4) (100 g include as a lot as 1kg of salmon) and so they present twice as a lot vegetable protein as different seeds.
In liquid, chia seeds can increase to 10 instances their unique measurement inside minutes, which is why they’re usually used to make pudding. But additionally they style nice sprinkled over salad or combined in yogurt.

5. Matcha
Matcha is floor inexperienced tea and well-liked as greater than only a espresso substitute. The excessive content material of free radical scavengers(5), nutritional vitamins, minerals, and hint components make matcha a robust approach to combat a chilly or flu. The hottest approach to serve the powder is in the type of a matcha latte. The inexperienced powder can be an incredible addition to baked items.

Good to know
When you purchase matcha powder, guarantee that it is freed from sugar and components. Of course, natural high quality could be even higher. The greatest approach to retailer it’s packaged in the fridge.

6. KALE
This frequent winter vegetable is an everyday ingredient in superfood dishes. The excessive antioxidant(6) content material strengthens your immune system and protects your physique from illnesses like Alzheimer’s and arteriosclerosis. You can add uncooked kale to your salad, put together a healthy snack of kale leaf chips or combine it collectively with apple, kiwi, avocado, and ginger to make a inexperienced smoothie.

7. BLUEBERRIES
Another improbable superfood for total immune system health is blueberries. They are loaded with vitamin C and potassium in addition to different necessary nutritional vitamins. Be certain to eat them throughout the chilly season – in smoothies, baked oatmeal, or simply as a snack. These purplish berries are anti-inflammatory vitamin bombs that shield towards illness. The flavonoids they include give them their colour.



Conclusion:
These seven superfoods can’t shield you from sickness, however they may help you strengthen your immune system and maintain you healthy. Remember, what you eat is barely a small a part of sustaining a healthy life-style. You additionally must engage in regular exercise!
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#Stay Safe from Covid 19

RomanceRe: Okay by SecretAgent:
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RomanceRe: This Is How To Waste Money On A Meal You Can't Finish [Picture] by SecretAgent:
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RomanceRe: Mature advice is seriously needed. by SecretAgent: 7:06pm On Jun 10, 2017
TimmyPapa:
She act like bitch u bleep a bitch den what ar u... u no get clas
I have class but that doesn't mean i shouldn't treat a bitch like a bitch. I guess you are married so you don't know how ladies of nowadays behave. The ladies of nowadays ain't loyal at all.
RomanceRe: Mature advice is seriously needed. by SecretAgent: 10:47pm On Jun 09, 2017
TimmyPapa:
Dats wat kids do.. oyididi is ryt
No, thats what real guys do to bitches like that. Who cares if she is someone's future wife. She acts like bitch you treat her like a bitch... Simple!
RomanceRe: Mature advice is seriously needed. by SecretAgent: 10:09pm On Jun 09, 2017
Oyindidi:
Kids dating game
Must you comment, if you have nothing reasonable to say, just keep quiet. undecided
RomanceRe: Mature advice is seriously needed. by SecretAgent: 9:06pm On Jun 09, 2017
Honos:
I have been dating this girl for like 2 years. i was really in love with her and even plan to marry her but until i found out she was cheating on me. I confronted her with evidence abt her cheating and she could not deny it. Tho she has really begged and apologize and said it won't happened again but i cannot trust her again and moreso we are even in different state for now. I know i can never marry her and i really want to breakup with her but the issue she is really good in bed, she fvcks like a porn star and she is very good in giving BJ. I don't love her anymore but i still want to keep knacking her. Pls don't see me a fvckboy, she is just dat good.

Pls advise me should i breakup with her or just continue leading her on till i find someone better or had enough of her.
Just continue bleeping that bitch, we all know all these bitches/ladies ain't loyal.
RomanceRe: How To Last Long Without Pills And Drug by SecretAgent: 3:30pm On Jun 08, 2017
NLPsychologist:
Sometimes i come down without even cumming...after like about an hour or more if the girl can take it.

My secret is avoiding sugar and chewing bitter cola
Does bitter cola delays cumming? And how often do you chew it.
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by SecretAgent: 11:37pm On Jun 06, 2017
beardlessdude:
sharrap ya mawt! You're a liar. There's no such app! Rada rada. I wonder what people get from lying online.

Nonsense.
There are such apps. I do recommend it to my clients when they suspect their partner of cheating but its just that it is alittle expensive.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Schools In Ilorin by SecretAgent: 3:48pm On May 28, 2017
zaeed:
gdday Nairalanders, plz can I get a school (private) that pay teachers as high as between 35k and 40k. I can take Basic Tech, Computer, Technical drawing. plz help me wit d needed info so I can send in my application
Don't be greedy my friend. The best you can get is 20 - 25k and that is if you are even an experienced teacher. I can get you the one that pays 10k tho, if you are interested.
CrimeRe: RCCG Pastor Who Stabbed And Killed His Wife Begs Gov Ambode For Pardon(pictured) by SecretAgent: 9:27am On Apr 27, 2017
No one is above the law, he should be sentenced to death by hanging.

RomanceRe: Sex Is Killing Me. Help A Depressed Lil Brother by SecretAgent: 12:26am On Apr 07, 2017
Smallville10:
Derolemode, wetin concern me. When him dey fvck d gal, him no remember suicide or getting belle. Now d deed has been done what else should i say.

Na me fvck d gal? If him commit suicide hom go help reduce over population
Lolz... You harsh o.
PoliticsRe: Elderly Man Pictured Dancing Shoki In The Market Because Of Buhari's Return(pics by SecretAgent: 9:52pm On Mar 11, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Becomes Amala Ambassador In Ibadan (photo) by SecretAgent: 9:36pm On Mar 11, 2017
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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Lands In Kaduna Airport, Uses Helicopter To Abuja (Video) by SecretAgent: 8:56am On Mar 10, 2017
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TV/MoviesRe: Kemen Sexually Harassed Tboss - Payporte Releases Statement by SecretAgent: 9:00am On Mar 06, 2017
DarkRebel101:
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt before, but now I know beyond peradventure that you are the very exemplification of a fine buffoon. A mental oyster at the very best is what you are; and the scope of your intelligence could sit comfortably on the head of the world's tiniest pin.

If you think a woman walking the streets garbed in a provocative attire is the same thing as a woman who willingly bored her way into a man's bed whilst in the buff, then I can only suggest that you institute a lawsuit against all who ever taught you in the primary and secondary school which you attended.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I must say, the monies spent by your parents on your education has gone down the plughole.
Damn, You are really mean bro. This is too much.
RomanceRe: I Don’t Know If I Should Bang Her As A Pay Back by SecretAgent: 4:19pm On Feb 24, 2017
laribari:
Op, honestly you sound like a 5 yr old.

1. You don't want her again because she's cheating on you (DESPITE YOU DON'T HAVE CONCRETE EVIDENCE APART FROM WHATSAPP)

2. you are accusing her of being a cheat yet you want to cheat on her by banging her in deceit as she will think you have accepted her back.

3. you don't even wanna confront your own "girl friend" about your findings on whatsapp because you feel you will be stooping so low, but don't you think banging her after you asked for a break is stooping very low?

So after the 15mins of sex you start ignoring her again ba?

You nor dey chop dog meat but you wan use teeth cut. Does it make sense? If you don't want her again then why bang her?

4. So what makes you different from the guys she's "perhaps" chatting with on whatsapp?


Let me just advice you for writing sake.....................

If the sex still dey your eyes at least for that reason, forgive her and tell her what you know about her on whatsapp. Tell her how much it hurts you that she's cheating and demand that she stays committed to you if you are a man of maturity.

or


Just let her be, forget your stupid sexual plan and more on if you are a man of integrity.

STRONG ADVICE:

In my own relationship i don't even check my partner's fone and i can say it with confidence that i do not even pick her calls.
What am i looking for? what you do not know don't hurt except you invited trouble by yourself.

social media is a crazy platform and some people can be nasty on it but that is not who they truly are. Some people are good teasers and are just having fun with opposite sex (though it's dangerous), so do not give yourself hypertension.
Its better you check your partner on social media if you have the opportunity. Because alot of girls are cheat but very smart you can only caught them if you check them on social media. I have hack two on my EX facebook account. One was a runs girl that slept around but pretend to be a saint and the other one was still sleeping with her Ex and have another boyfriend. If you don't want to end up marrying the wrong women check them if you have the opportunity.
RomanceRe: Mature Advice Needed: Can You Marry A Lady That Has Had Abortion For Her Ex. by SecretAgent: 6:26pm On Feb 18, 2017
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RomanceRe: Mature Advice Needed: Can You Marry A Lady That Has Had Abortion For Her Ex. by SecretAgent: 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2017
rittyray:
Not ladies who know they have futures will do an abortion
So its not all ladies my dear
I know its not all ladies, thats why i used the word "Almost". Lets say only like 10% of ladies have not done abortion once before.
RomanceRe: Mature Advice Needed: Can You Marry A Lady That Has Had Abortion For Her Ex. by SecretAgent: 3:20pm On Feb 18, 2017
Honos:
I have been dating this girl for over 2 years, i really love her and i was even thinking of getting married to her but until valentine's day, when she wanted to use my phone to check her facebook, so when she was typing her password, i somehow note down the password. And yesterday, out of curiousity, i login to her facebook account with her password and started reading her messages. Then i saw a chat between her and her Ex about having had several abortion for him. I have not ask her about it yet. I once ask her before if she has had abortion before she said No.
Please guys can you marry such a lady
Screenshot of her conversation with her Ex.

Mature Advice needed.

Lalasticlala ,
Mynd44 ,
Fynestboi
Almost all the ladies has done abortion once or more just over look it if you truly love her
RomanceRe: Looking For Love by SecretAgent: 9:27am On Nov 17, 2016
talktonase:
I wish you luck bro! The last time I tried soc media relationship,the bich turned out to be the wicked witch of the west! Who knows you may be lucky. grin
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Currently In Need Of A Job In Ilorin Kwara State? by SecretAgent: 10:30am On Oct 28, 2016
haykayjay:
Hi Nairalanders, I am a graduate and currently looking forward to being employed in Ilorin, please I would really appreciate if there are any vacancies for graduates like me. Thanks!
Contact: 07034683146
haykayjay007@gmail.com
If you need a teaching job, i can link you up.
BusinessRe: Etisalat 4GB For Sale At A Cheap Price by SecretAgent: 5:24am On Oct 26, 2016
pat077:
how many gig for Etisalat 1000 naira
1.5Gb for Etisalat #1000.
BusinessRe: Etisalat 4GB For Sale At A Cheap Price by SecretAgent: 6:10pm On Oct 25, 2016
tboyharma:
Etisalat data 4Gb for sale at a very cheap price just 4500#

Contact :08171441078

Whatsapp:08171441078
Lolz... Glo data 7.5Gb sef is just #2000, Etisalat data 3.5Gb is #2000. You better sell your data for #1500
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fortis Mfb Online Aptitude Test Invite For Management Trainee by SecretAgent: 11:52am On Oct 10, 2016
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CareerRe: Can 0ne Million Naira Tk Me Abroad by SecretAgent: 10:36pm On Oct 08, 2016
y4code:
You can get Dubai working visa for 500 2 years guarantee and keep the 500 to you

Thanks me later grin
$500 you mean? A friend of mine is interested in going to Dubai. Can i have your whatsapp number.

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